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It's October 8th, 2020. Foot amputation when?


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PBJ Sucks

I'll take the Triforce of Dinner to protect me
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Someone said they didn't think step dad was hospitalized cause it wasn't posted about. Turns out he was but it was so minor that Denise felt it more important to bitch about the new FB format and her black neighbors

Soooo did stepdad go to the hospital or more likely to urgent care? Or even just his regular doctor if his is walk in.

I suppose they might be dramatic people though. I would not go to the hospital for an ear infection.
 

MetalParakeet

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Soooo did stepdad go to the hospital or more likely to urgent care? Or even just his regular doctor if his is walk in.

I suppose they might be dramatic people though. I would not go to the hospital for an ear infection.
Ear infections can get pretty nasty, so it can definitely be a hospital worthy thing. Rumour from a family friend of John dunsworth (Jim Lahey on tpb) is that he died from an ear infection going south.

However given the fact that Denise is too busy screaming about Facebook and campfires, Imma go ahead and say he probably got prescribed some antibiotics and let go
 

Iron Hamster

Days DSP has waited for Twitch apology: 34
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I want this inscribed on my tombstone when I die.
lol @ the threat he laid out well before he even dove into this venture. All one has to do is scroll back in his twitter feed to see him fake contemplating selling the xbox he just purchased.

Soooo did stepdad go to the hospital or more likely to urgent care? Or even just his regular doctor if his is walk in.

I suppose they might be dramatic people though. I would not go to the hospital for an ear infection.
Ear infections can get pretty nasty, so it can definitely be a hospital worthy thing. Rumour from a family friend of John dunsworth (Jim Lahey on tpb) is that he died from an ear infection going south.

However given the fact that Denise is too busy screaming about Facebook and campfires, Imma go ahead and say he probably got prescribed some antibiotics and let go

I'm in the 'it's all bullshit' camp.
 

Sheeeeeiiiiiittt

Cactus Cactus
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lol @ the threat he laid out well before he even dove into this venture. All one has to do is scroll back in his twitter feed to see him fake contemplating selling the xbox he just purchased.




I'm in the 'it's all bullshit' camp.

Same. Lou is an attention whore. He needs attention, it fuels him. It’s why he starts all the fights and lies all the time He’s even said before he’s felt jealous of his cousin because everyone pays attention to a real, developing child rather than a 36 year old manchild who’s never worked a day in his life.

Everything he does is put into the bullshit camp. Believing in what attention whores say is folly, because it’s rarely the truth.
 

Great Dane

Fear nothing, achieve everything
True & Honest Fan
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True & Honest Fan
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So what, you're upset your dad couldn't hear the TV over you yelling and you took it personally and tattled to mommy? She probably brought up you don't pay rent to not-so-subtly tell you to stop whining and go away in the same way the mean Kiwis call you fat.

It's absurdly childish to literally threaten to run away and say you're going to kill yourself at a perceived slight because somebody thought you were annoying and tried ignoring you.
 

Lurk

Future ulcer-fingerer
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The key words about druggie brother are "come and go" - he doesn't still live at home rent-and-bill-free like a certain fat slug. Despite his problems he's out there taking care of himself, independent of momma.

@_01 - You might have missed it, Lou's twitter url is back to 'acetigress', for the thread title ;)

Edit:
Lou got his new ipad, next grift will of course be for the keyboard case
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Bad Gateway

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So what, you're upset your dad couldn't hear the TV over you yelling and you took it personally and tattled to mommy? She probably brought up you don't pay rent to not-so-subtly tell you to stop whining and go away in the same way the mean Kiwis call you fat.

It's absurdly childish to literally threaten to run away and say you're going to kill yourself at a perceived slight because somebody thought you were annoying and tried ignoring you.

No, no. It went like this:

The final scene opens on Lou, our fat, sexless, furfag protagonist walking in to the living room one final time. Nephew and Grandpa sit on the couch watching the game.

Nephew: Uncle Lou, Uncle Lou, did you hear? Tommy invited me to his birthday party...at the BOWLING ALLEY! I'll finally get to see all my friends again!

Lou: [Distractedly] Huh? Oh...yeah...good for you.

[An awkward silence falls, Nephew bopping around the room with excitement. Grandpa sighs and glances in Lou's direction, then looks back at the game.]

Lou: [Very quietly] Grandpa, I can take-

Grandpa: [Loudly] What did you say, boy?

Lou: I said I could take him to th-

Grandpa: [Louder] You could WHAT?

Lou: [Slightly louder] I could take him to the bowling-

Grandpa: Boy, I told you a million times to stop interrupting us when the game is on! [He pats the couch next to him, Nephew jumps back onto the couch and cheers]

Nephew: Yeah Uncle Lou! We're watching the game!

Lou: I...I was just saying that I... [Grandpa turns up the volume, drowning out Lou]

[Denise pokes her head into the living room from the kitchen]


Denise: Dad, will you turn that down? [She spots Lou] Louis, what are you doing down here, I thought you were in your room?

Lou: N...no. I..uh...I was, uh...Is my dinner ready yet?

Denise: [With cold anger, growing in intensity] Your dinner? YOUR dinner? Is YOUR DINNER ready yet? You don't even pay RENT here! You don't pay bills! You hide in your room playing video games all day, you never clean a thing, you're filthy, you stink, you don't wash, you don't help me, or help your grandpa, or even your nephew! You're lazy and useless and selfish! You constantly go to the store, bringing back candy and chips and all this shit for yourself, only God KNOWS where you get the money. You act like a selfish, entitled brat about everything! And you're also almost FORTY! You can't even get a job, never mind keeping it! You add nothing of value to this home, you just take and take and take, and you would DARE to ask me, your mother, who gave you life, who raised you, and who STILL provides a roof over your ungrateful fat head for YOUR dinner?

[Lou stands weak-kneed, tears in his eyes. Grandpa watches on, half-smiling, covering Nephew's ears. Denise's anger has peaked, years of Lou's indolence have taken their toll. Denise finally says to Lou's face what she's been saying to everyone else]

Denise: [Shouting, unrestrained] Even your brother would NEVER, EVER, EVER act like this. You are PATHETIC!

[Lou lets out a sob, and turns, slowly thundering back up the stairs to his room. Denise watches him try to run, her anger softening as Lou retreats. Grandpa chuckles and pats Nephew on the head, they turn back to the game.]

[Lights fade off in the living room, and on in Lou's Room. Lou is sobbing into his arms at his computer table. The scope of his tiny life has been laid bare in front of him. His failures, his losses, his inadequacy, his eternal downward spiral, all has been revealed by his mother's deepest cut]

[Lou lifts his head up, still sobbing. Laboriously, he holds his head up with one arm and begins to use the computer. He finds the mouse cursor and opens Firefox, going to Twitter, one last, final time]

[Still blubbering, Lou types out two tweets and sends them, then lumbers over to topple into his bed.]

[The lights begin to dim]


Lou: [In a whisper, just before the final fade out] ...I wish I was dead, too.
 
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Lou’s Biggest Fan

All Hail Blippy, the Fat-Shaming Geiger Counter
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No, no. It went like this:

The final scene opens on Lou, our fat, sexless, furfag protagonist walking in to the living room one final time. Nephew and Grandpa sit on the couch watching the game.

Nephew: Uncle Lou, Uncle Lou, did you hear? Tommy invited me to his birthday party...at the BOWLING ALLEY! I'll finally get to see all my friends again!

Lou: [Distractedly] Huh? Oh...yeah...good for you.

[An awkward silence falls, Nephew bopping around the room with excitement. Grandpa sighs and glances in Lou's direction, then looks back at the game.]

Lou: [Very quietly] Grandpa, I can take-

Grandpa: [Loudly] What did you say, boy?

Lou: I said I could take him to th-

Grandpa: [Louder] You could WHAT?

Lou: [Slightly louder] I could take him to the bowling-

Grandpa: Boy, I told you a million times to stop interrupting us when the game is on! [He pats the couch next to him, Nephew jumps back onto the couch and cheers]

Nephew: Yeah Uncle Lou! We're watching the game!

Lou: I...I was just saying that I... [Grandpa turns up the volume, drowning out Lou]

[Denise pokes her head into the living room from the kitchen]


Denise: Dad, will you turn that down? [She spots Lou] Louis, what are you doing down here, I thought you were in your room?

Lou: N...no. I..uh...I was, uh...Is my dinner ready yet?

Denise: [With cold anger, growing in intensity] Your food? YOUR food? Is YOUR FOOD ready yet? You don't even pay RENT here! You don't pay bills! You hide in your room playing video games all day, you never clean a thing, you're filthy, you stink, you don't wash, you don't help me, or help your grandpa, or even your nephew! You're lazy and useless and selfish! You constantly go to the store, bringing back candy and chips and all this shit for yourself, only God KNOWS where you get the money. You act like a selfish, entitled brat about everything! And you're also almost FORTY! You can't even get a job, never mind keeping it! You add nothing of value to this home, you just take and take and take, and you would DARE to ask me, your mother, who gave you life, who raised you, and who STILL provides a roof over your ungrateful fat head for YOUR dinner?

[Lou stands weak-kneed, tears in his eyes. Grandpa watches on, half-smiling, covering Nephew's ears. Denise's anger has peaked, years of Lou's indolence have taken their toll. Denise finally says to Lou's face what she's been saying to everyone else]

Denise: [Shouting, unrestrained] Even your brother would NEVER, EVER, EVER act like this. You are PATHETIC!

[Lou lets out a sob, and turns, slowly thundering back up the stairs to his room. Denise watches him try to run, her anger softening as Lou retreats. Grandpa chuckles and pats Nephew on the head, they turn back to the game.]

[Lights fade off in the living room, and on in Lou's Room. Lou is sobbing into his arms at his computer table. The scope of his tiny life has been laid bare in front of him. His failures, his losses, his inadequacy, his eternal downward spiral, all has been revealed by his mother's deepest cut]

[Lou lifts his head up, still sobbing. Laboriously, he holds his head up with one arm and begins to use the computer. He finds the mouse cursor and opens Firefox, going to Twitter, one last, final time]

[Still blubbering, Lou types out two tweets and sends them, then lumbers over to topple into his bed.]

[The lights begin to dim]


Lou: [In a whisper, just before the final fade out] ...I wish I was dead, too.

And once again, Kiwis demonstrate that their shitposting is better writing than anything Lou claims to have “professionally” done.
 

Iron Hamster

Days DSP has waited for Twitch apology: 34
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The key words about druggie brother are "come and go" - he doesn't still live at home rent-and-bill-free like a certain fat slug. Despite his problems he's out there taking care of himself, independent of momma.

@_01 - You might have missed it, Lou's twitter url is back to 'acetigress', for the thread title ;)

Edit:
Lou got his new ipad, next grift will of course be for the keyboard case
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WTF is a keyboard case and why is it needed? And why is it allegedly $170? And why did you buy another iPad? You have plenty. And saying you're selling something isn't actually selling it.
Maybe a lot of people do this but I thought it was funny that he said the exact same thing in the replies, and quote tweeted it too!
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Like you're holding your dead mother as a slave to take care of you?
 

Boris Blank's glass eye

And just for you I have a spoon
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Ear infections can get pretty nasty, so it can definitely be a hospital worthy thing. Rumour from a family friend of John dunsworth (Jim Lahey on tpb) is that he died from an ear infection going south.
Fucked-up ears run in my mother's family. Ear infections are dangerous for people with sensitive and vulnerable ears and when neglected so they spread.
WTF is a keyboard case and why is it needed? And why is it allegedly $170? And why did you buy another iPad? You have plenty. And saying you're selling something isn't actually selling it.
It's literally a case with a built-in bluetooth keyboard the user can fold out to stand like a... wait for it... small-ish laptop.
 

Sintharia

Ruining your fursona
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WTF is a keyboard case and why is it needed? And why is it allegedly $170? And why did you buy another iPad? You have plenty. And saying you're selling something isn't actually selling it.

Like you're holding your dead mother as a slave to take care of you?
$170 is way too much for a keyboard case. Maybe when the iPad just came out, I could see it, but definitely not now.
 

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