Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @afurrytoo - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

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It's October 8th, 2020. Foot amputation when?


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PBJ Sucks

I'll take the Triforce of Dinner to protect me
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I would bet he also had no concept of the amount he is expecting somebody else to give him. What is he at, 500 now? For a low paid cashier or whatever that would be two weeks of work, with not much left over for their own needs. And at those wages they definitely can't spare what he wants, especially not by christmastime.

Go ring those bells, Lou.
 

Lurk

Future ulcer-fingerer
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"Nothing is expected" he says as he prepares to suicide bait because no one has DM'd him for his wishlist. There's no way he gave Denise money for bills otherwise he'd have bitched about it 100 times by now whilst calling her a bigot.
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Sintharia

Ruining your fursona
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"Nothing is expected" he says as he prepares to suicide bait because no one has DM'd him for his wishlist. There's no way he gave Denise money for bills otherwise he'd have bitched about it 100 times by now whilst calling her a bigot.
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Notice how he says there's only one thing for his nephew on that wishlist. For using the kid for grifting, he sure is being transparent about the fact that it's a farce to get money.
 

Iron Hamster

Days DSP has waited for Twitch apology: 34
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I'm sure we can all agree that Louie Lard-ass' latest grift-sperging isn't about his nephew at all, and is likely because he wants a PS5. When he started up with his "raising money for Christmas" bullshit, he had the goal of $500 "for gifts and food for the month". That's how much the full-featured PS5 and Xbox Series X retail at, with the PS5 Digital Edition and Xbox Series S going for less. I think the most hilarious part of all this is, even if Louie does manage to grift his way to his $500 goal, he's going to have a bitch of a time finding a PS5 without getting one on eBay from a scalper, and $500 isn't going to cut it going that route. So I'm going to laugh and laugh at Louie to all this trouble and suicide baiting, then getting cock-blocked by scalper bots if he does actually get the fundage.
He actually started at $750 if I remember correctly.
 

_giantmeteor2024_

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Popular identities on Twitter that Lou has claimed:

- Trans woman
- Rape victim
- Jewish
- Furry
- Native
- ???
Didn't he identify as disabled as well?
He's such a drama queen. On most major pharmacy websites, like Walgreens for example, you can order $35 worth of items online (from medical supplies to snacks) and get them delivered to your house practically the next day with no shipping charges. PA has a ton of regional shipping hubs for major mail carriers, so there's no reason he can't just order his stuff online.... many of them also take PayPal.

The way in which he uses his nephew as a tool to get him what he wants... how much do you want to bet he'll be mooching off this kid once the kid is a grown adult, whether he has a job or winds up on SSDI?
 

Punished Spoon

Even if I'm dreamin', I wanna keep on sleepin'
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"I sold my tablet for bills but I still need those non existent commissions so I can claim I need another tablet."

The smart thing would have been to keep the old tablet and start taking commissions immediately to start churning out money.

Just like he got the all in 1 PC to take writing commissions and he NEVER took them :story:
 

BoobWhiskers

phantom feminized testicles
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The smart thing would have been to keep the old tablet and start taking commissions immediately to start churning out money.

Just like he got the all in 1 PC to take writing commissions and he NEVER took them :story:
Depending on how you operate, now can either be a shitty time or a FANTASTIC time to make commission money as an artist.

If you're shit (like Lou), times are tough because a lot of people are offering sales, deals, commissioners can often get more bang for their buck so they won't feel as restricted by a budget that forces them to Lou-tier crap.

If you're good (and especially if you're FAST), now is an excellent time to do work. People are looking to commission gifts for friends, if you can offer work guaranteed by a Christmas deadline you can pick up slots like nobody's business. There's a smaller secondary boom right after Christmas when people are flush with gifted money, but I always preferred hitting this pre-Christmas wave because like I said, if you can work fast the commissioners just roll in.

None of these apply to Lou, who is both bad, slow, and I don't think we've ever seen successfully take a commission since his years-old FA writing. We all know he wants that tablet for... for the new tablet high, I guess, but even if he really did plan to use it for commissions he'll be missing both waves.
 

Punished Spoon

Even if I'm dreamin', I wanna keep on sleepin'
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I wanted to bring a minor detail into the picture because I found this to be quite interesting, and it involves a cow crossover.

We know that Lou has been retweeting Rabbie Davis' tweets and such as of late, and most of us know that some of her proceeds go towards "trans women who are in desperate situations." Remember that bandana Lou bought his mom's dog recently (maybe within a month or two?) and he kinda made a big deal about it? It came from Rabbie's shop, so I know where part of Lou's grift money is funneling. He can claim it's helping charity all he wants but there are arguable claims against that if he truly wanted to help, he would just donate and not expect anything in return.

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I guarantee that Lou thinks that if he wriggles his way close to Rabbie, he will be one of the "trans women" that gets part of the proceeds for the day. Or has he already? The world may never know. I just thought it was interesting to see how all the trans cows are forming a small circle jerk. Wimpy from Popeye is coming to mind...

"I'll gladly pay for your transformers or hookah on Tuesday for a grubhub burger today!"
 

Dusk

Lou Gags is too FAT for Commander Shepard
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That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.


How could COVID infect and kill something that's already dead?
" ...somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born
?"
 

Norman B. Normal

I probably shouldn't be here.
kiwifarms.net

That is correct, Lou, Samsung is generally considered to make the best Android tablets, and it seems you've selected an expensive one:

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But there are also many, many 10-inch Android tablets available for a small fraction of what a top-of-the-line Samsung Galaxy Tab S costs. So given that most of your remaining orbiters are jobless losers like you, Lou, why in the world would you have the chutzpah to ask random Internet people to spend so much money to buy you "the best" tablet for your paintbucket-fill coloring, when selecting a more modest one would exponentially increase the chance of you actually getting it?
 

Punished Spoon

Even if I'm dreamin', I wanna keep on sleepin'
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Fuck you guys, Lou NEEDS that $375 for BREAD and if you think he asks too much block him so that way he can later spazz at you for doing so :story:

If kiwifarms does indeed go down, I am going to miss shit posting about Lou with you glorious bastards. Especially when he makes absurd statements like this.
 

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