Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @afurrytoo - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Spoiler: "you lost all credibility, Jon, when you used a term like 'far left' which is a far right invention."

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1341572634291658753 (archive.md)

Spoiler: "but I mean hey if you want to celebrate your mental illness, you do you Anna"

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1341574101119459328 (archive.md)

Spoiler: "i can't, bert. you broke them all."

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1341574101119459328 (archive.md)

Spoiler: "everything that christians call "believes" (fyi it'd be beliefs)... were all stolen from the jews and pagans"

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1341584056417460225 (archive.md)

Spoiler: "Happy Faux Birthday of the bastard child you call a messiah that was the result of supernatural rape to you too."

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1341573710264868865 (archive.md)

I can't be bothered to go through Lou's every little autistic slapfight post he gets himself into, for no reason, from the last hour, so let's return to your regularly scheduled "Gadgets That Louie Boy Does Not Need" programming!

Spoiler: "Ideally, i would love to get the iPad Air 4 and the 2nd gen apple pencil... it'd cost me $800"

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1341580477929500673 (archive.md)

He’s making up for lost time in surgery by going on a god damn rampage

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

HAPPY HANNUKAH!!!

(ENJOY YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFTS, LOU!)

 

[Narr Then]

This is horrible, but there's layers to this which make it substantially worse than Louis simply mocking somebody being suicidal. Louis has cried because people didn't take his suicidal threats seriously, so he's well-aware (or at least claims to be) how it feels to not take this sort of thing seriously, and here he's going out of his way to laugh at somebody he doesn't even know. So he's not only being awful for no reason again, he's being hypocritical as he does it.

His 'reason' was that he was simping for Zach and Heather. It could have been somebody calling them out for killing puppies in a daycare and he'd still defend them, hoping for a bit of clout or a chance that they'll share his grift.

Yeah yeah, late, I know.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Oh lord, Thorne-y has a thread too. He used to be FB friends with Milo and Martin Shkreli, which is amusing AF. I bet Lou would be friends with Milo and/or Martin if they promised Lou pressies.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thorne-melcher-horny-thorney-existentialenso.36006/

 

[Narr Then]

Oh lord, Thorne-y has a thread too. He used to be FB friends with Milo and Martin Shkreli, which is amusing AF. I bet Lou would be friends with Milo and/or Martin if they promised Lou pressies.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thorne-melcher-horny-thorney-existentialenso.36006/

I thought I'd only seen him mentioned in the tranny sideshows thread, didn't realise he had his own.

Not sure if he's reactivated his account after his 'suicide attempt'

Edit
Good news guyz! You can all relax now.
Unless he can squeeze in another round of begging between now and Friday.

 

[tofu dog]

Spoiler: "you lost all credibility, Jon, when you used a term like 'far left' which is a far right invention."

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1341572634291658753 (archive.md)

Spoiler: "but I mean hey if you want to celebrate your mental illness, you do you Anna"

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1341574101119459328 (archive.md)

Spoiler: "i can't, bert. you broke them all."

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1341574101119459328 (archive.md)

Spoiler: "everything that christians call "believes" (fyi it'd be beliefs)... were all stolen from the jews and pagans"

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1341584056417460225 (archive.md)

Spoiler: "Happy Faux Birthday of the bastard child you call a messiah that was the result of supernatural rape to you too."

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1341573710264868865 (archive.md)

I can't be bothered to go through Lou's every little autistic slapfight post he gets himself into, for no reason, from the last hour, so let's return to your regularly scheduled "Gadgets That Louie Boy Does Not Need" programming!

Spoiler: "Ideally, i would love to get the iPad Air 4 and the 2nd gen apple pencil... it'd cost me $800"

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1341580477929500673 (archive.md)

He rounded up on the iPad Air cost, which somehow still makes me predictably MOTI. It's $600 for the iPad Air and $130 for the gen 2 pencil. He rounded $730 to $800.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Oh boy, yet another "I won't beg until [3 weeks or less before the date he originally claims.] I SWEAR." post.

 

[heyitsbay]

This kind of thing pisses me off. I won't PL as I tend to do when I've been drinking, but I know someone who's so poor that finding a $10 bill on the street made her actually cry she was so happy. I know actual disabled people who have to count pennies every month to afford food. And then there's fucking Lou, who either had enough money to buy the iPad right away but just wanted MORE, so he lied... or actually has people throwing money and expensive electronics at his feet. He's willing to sell the $600 tablet he got weeks ago, that a 'generous anonymous friend gave him', and was an ungrateful twat to me when I donated to him last year before I knew better', to say nothing of the fact that he's an obese manchild who acts like throwing tantrums on the internet IS his paying job. Rate me MOTI, I'll wear those hats. People like him deserve to burn. Too bad that much fat burning would destroy what's left of the ozone.

 

[Turael]

HAPPY HANNUKAH!!!

(ENJOY YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFTS, LOU!)

Lou, you are such a manchild. And I only call you that because I don't want to compare you to anything remotely female, including referring to you as female genitalia. You get owned in another chat, so you huff and you puff and post passive-aggressive things to your handful of followers and sit back and think you actually owned someone. You're like a kid whose mom lectured him for shitting on the floor and to retaliate he goes and kicks the dog. No wonder your parents don't want you alone with your nephew.

But you know something that is factually 100% real? Proven by medical professionals? YOU HAVE DIABETES. And with you sucking down pasta and bread faster than Pizza the Hutt you're going to find out about the existence of God sooner rather than later.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

I thought I'd only seen him mentioned in the tranny sideshows thread, didn't realise he had his own.

Not sure if he's reactivated his account after his 'suicide attempt'

Edit
Good news guyz! You can all relax now.
Unless he can squeeze in another round of begging between now and Friday.
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Lol the christians calling his stupid ass out made him call off the charade early to delete the tweets. I've started to reconsider his DFE tendencies - I don't think he does it to scrub his profile clean to get more pitybux anymore.

I think he thinks that scrubbing it will get him pitybux, and he's generally desperate to even just once hit the magic secret sauce that for a month or two actually supplanted his tardbux income with sucker cash: but it hasn't been working. It feels like his cycle, even before the beetus foot, was getting more extreme and more nonsensical - because it isn't like he's wasting money on luxury items he doesn't need; he's wasting money on luxury sidegrades to luxury items he doesn't need.

Man's always an emotional toddler, but this feels like the early stages of a spiral: my bet is that his begs and his "goals" continue to get more and more absurd as the disease runs its course. Insurance will cover a lot for the hovel he lives in, but it isn't going to cover everything; he's going to expect his mommy to pay for her dear baby boy and will get mad at the idea that a single cent of his PS5bux would ever be taken away to pay for shit that literally keeps his ass alive.

Boy, it's hard not to a-log this guy.
I'll stick to sincerely hoping that Mama Gags gets fed up with the fact that he won't watch his fucking diet or pay for his own meds / treatment copays/provisions and realizes he ain't worth the hassle to claim as a dependent.

 

[Iron Hamster]

At least his dead mother will have enough electronics laying in his room to sell and pay for cremation.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

At least his dead mother will have enough electronics laying in his room to sell and pay for cremation.

That seems SUPER optimistic, they've gotta charge extra for those zoo animal / livestock ovens.

Edit: I'm only partially kidding, iirc fat people can literally set a conventional crematorium's ovens on fire because of all the excess adipose. Pretty sure Lou's size of individual has to get specially processed if they wanna go that route.

 

[Iron Hamster]

If they burn trash for energy, his lard could run the town for awhile.

 

[Parasaurolophus]

https://archive.md/5M7dM

Nice, still enough to reward yourself with a nice cheese burger! :>

Unless you receive the money in cash of course, then it just disappears and you might have to sell the ipad again to afford urgently needed food for your family. Good thing you have such generous friends that always look out for you. Honestly, does anyone still believe this? Do they just tolerate his lies at this point?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

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Nice, still enough to reward yourself with a nice cheese burger! :>

Unless you receive the money in cash of course, then it just disappears and you might have to sell the ipad again to afford urgently needed food for your family. Good thing you have such generous friends that always look out for you. Honestly, does anyone still believe this? Do they just tolerate his lies at this point?

We'd better start a timer on that ipad when he inevitably posts its arrival lol.

 

[Parasaurolophus]

We'd better start a timer on that ipad when he inevitably posts its arrival lol.

If we're taking bets again, seems like he's burning through them in the time of a month by now. It's an iPad though and he really, really needs it for his worsening eyesight, so I'd wager 2 months? By then he has probably asked for new glasses and can afford to sell it anyway :p

 

[JaneThough]

If we're taking bets again, seems like he's burning through them in the time of a month by now. It's an iPad though and he really, really needs it for his worsening eyesight, so I'd wager 2 months? By then he has probably asked for new glasses and can afford to sell it anyway :p

WTF happened to the samsung that was the most amazing thing he needed in order to be an artist again?

 

[flight of ideas]

Honestly, does anyone still believe this? Do they just tolerate his lies at this point?

i think for the most part no one is listening at all anymore.

 

[Parasaurolophus]

WTF happened to the samsung that was the most amazing thing he needed in order to be an artist again?

As far as I remember he didn't say anything about it, just that he wasn't really happy with the art programs available for android? And then it poofed.

i think for the most part no one is listening at all anymore.

Would definitely explain the engagement his posts get.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

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Nice, still enough to reward yourself with a nice cheese burger! :>

Unless you receive the money in cash of course, then it just disappears and you might have to sell the ipad again to afford urgently needed food for your family. Good thing you have such generous friends that always look out for you. Honestly, does anyone still believe this? Do they just tolerate his lies at this point?

Hey, he got it in under the one-year mark! Good job, Lou!

Device Number	Model	Ownership History
1	Unknown iPad	Gave to nephew 2019/12/25
2	Unknown iPad	Gave to brother as of 2020/02/28
3	iPad Mini 5	Was considering selling 3/14, probably sold circa 3/27
4	iPad 10.2 inch	Lent to stepdad 3/11, probably gave to stepdad 4/23, definitely no longer owned as of September
5	iPad 9.7 inch	Selling as of 8/14
6	iPad Pro 11	Wanted 3/11, selling as of 8/28
7	iPad Mini 5 (2nd)	Bought 8/29, selling as of 9/15
8	iPad 10.2 inch (2nd)	Bought 9/22, sold 12/3
9	Galaxy Tab S6 Lite	"Gifted" 12/5
10	iPad 8th gen 32GB	Bought 12/22

So that's 10 full-featured tablet computers Lou has owned since Christmas 2019, by his own words, not counting the cheap Walmart tablet he bought for his dead mom who throws knives at him. And there's still two days left! Go for 11, Lou! You can do it! We believe in you!