Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @afurrytoo - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[DrainRedRain]

''ok guise HERE'S THE THING.'' Again with the guilt-tripping tone. This reads so much as ''I need help and this is serious, so I WILL ask for help. Here's what you NEED TO DO to help me, and if you don't, you're a horrible person.''

His tone is dripping with so much arrogance, entitlement and lack of self awareness that I always surprise myself I can hear it even through my screen.

 

[In the Sick of It]

The cat is his mom's. He's just using it as an excuse for more cash.

His tone is dripping with so much arrogance, entitlement and lack of self awareness that I always surprise myself I can hear it even through my screen.

Arrogant lisping.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Good news, guys!
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https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1343076081230872577

https://archive.md/iLKGO

He finally found what to grift for
Apparently a tablet doesn't suffice to properly access twitter, fight TERFs, Nazis and stalk badgers

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Also, dunno how invested you're into this relationship, I just find it interesting how persistent Lou is with messaging him when Boozy never seems to reply or even acknowledge his existence. Does he ever like his stuff? I can't see it without an account

If he always buys needs before wants, shouldn't he be begging for food money instead? Surely he must need it more than ever now, to cover the grocery delivery charges while he's bedridden, and presumably his dead mother still refuses to feed him. I would think he could learn to put up with a laptop that's slightly too large if the alternative is starving and dying.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Here's an idea Lou. Don't fucking get a pet if you can't afford to keep it.
The animal deserves better than that.

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It's Your dead mother's cat. You ain't gonna do shit except use it to beg. A FELINE SHIELD ACTIVATED! if you will.

They haven't been posted yet, so here are the full images.

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Note the deadpool comforter while begging for a blanket.

 

[0 1]

Here's an idea Lou. Don't fucking get a pet if you can't afford to keep it.
The animal deserves better than that.

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There's a visceral feeling of disgust when I see how brazenly he uses animals and children as pathos to scam people of their money.

 

[Easy Peasy]

I finally got caught up on Lou and just.. . I thought Kevin Gibes was peak.

Semper fi kiwis for documenting all of this. I am disgusted

 

[Lurk]

New beg text:

https://archive.md/kr2kO

This Chromebook grift is clearly a direct result of this:

He doesn't need it or even want it, he just latched onto it after purposefully trying to think of something to beg for because he just can't not be in receipt of someone else's hard earned cash for even just one day.

https://archive.md/RnZO1

This person was clearly talking about the pandemic and people suffering as a direct result of it. Lou comes back whining about something completely unrelated and was entirely his own fault. Idiot.

Archive site is going super slow right now, will update with links if it works. Done.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

New beg text:

That first paragraph is very telling. Fat furry faggot isn't saying he'd fix his health or get a job by snapping his fingers, no, he'd wish for a fucking aircraft carrier instead of his tugboat.
"I am merely asking for financial assistance." lmao read that in Jim Sterling's Duke Amiel voice for added hilarity. The audacity of this leech.

 

[pussy raptor]

New beg text:
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This Chromebook grift is clearly a direct result of this:
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He doesn't need it or even want it, he just latched onto it after purposefully trying to think of something to beg for because he just can't not be in receipt of someone else's hard earned cash for even just one day.

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This person was clearly talking about the pandemic and people suffering as a direct result of it. Lou comes back whining about something completely unrelated and was entirely his own fault. Idiot.

Archive site is going super slow right now, will update with links if it works. Done.

"I know it is a big ask"

His inability to form a coherent sentence could be considered artistic... right, you guys? He's a writer after all! They coin new phrases all the time! Right?

Edit: Nevermind, I was just informed by the wife that it is indeed correct colloquial English. For a non native speaker Lou's babbling sure is confusing though...

 

[Iron Hamster]

It's interesting that he isn't even using the cover of food purchases anymore since we know his dead mother feeds him.

 

[0 1]

Archive site is going super slow right now, will update with links if it works. Done.

You can add the WIP links before it finishes the archive so you don't need to wait for it to complete.

We should really have a disclaimer somewhere on the front page sharing that, I feel people believing they need to wait minutes at a time for an archive to complete is a serious barrier for archival.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

"Yinz guiz I just discovered my new Chromebook can't play gaemz very well and I kinda want to try streaming LoL and COD and Cyberpunk 2077 so I figure I need a brand new 17" Alienware with 64GB DDR4, an i9, and an RTX2080 Super so could yinz guiz please donate me $6000? Could yinz guiz also forget I said even the 13" Macbook was too big for the bed? Pretty please? Pretty please with a sundae and a cherry on top? Plz yinz guiz I'd be on my hands and knees begging but I've been scheduled for a trans-femoral amputation 'cuz my foot is rotting and my bones are infected please?"

Lardo's gonna keep on grifting until the eventual heat death of the universe. In the silence of the endless void, there's going to be one tiny voice that sounds like someone swallowed a bar of half-melted butter and it got stuck in their throat, calling out "Yinz guiz my Grubhub order from Burger King is taking forever to arrive plz donate to my paypal, paypal.me/foxyart so I can order some McDonald's instead. Please?"​

After he got his $600 all-in-one for his “writing career” he said he got rid of it because it was “overheating” too much and it was making his room too hot. Now those all-in-ones are pretty handy for a number of reasons, primarily for office work because for a business they are cheap and can be purchased in bulk for pretty good discounts, take up little desk space, and are excellent for working on communications, spreadsheets, coding, and other typical industry uses. If you’re using these types of PCs for their intended use, they will not overheat, and they will last quite a long time. They will only overheat if you start trying to play games on them or do rendering or anything else that would be murder on the CPU because they almost never come with any sort of GPU and the cooling is geared towards being efficient with the processor under intended use scenarios. Lou was absolutely trying to game on that all-in-one and found out the hard way that those aren’t for gaming. Lou could have easily picked up a $600 entry level prebuilt gaming PC that goes with the bare minimum on CPU and RAM but has a fairly decent GPU that would play the vast majority of games on medium settings at the absolute worst and HDMI’d in to his TV for a monitor, and he’d have been golden.

So not only is Louie Boy just lying through his missing teeth about what he wants the computers for, he’s so technologically illiterate that he can’t figure out what actually does what he wants and just ends up with yet another expensive piece of hardware he’ll toss away the moment he realizes its useless to him.

 

[Sintharia]

New beg text:
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This Chromebook grift is clearly a direct result of this:
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He doesn't need it or even want it, he just latched onto it after purposefully trying to think of something to beg for because he just can't not be in receipt of someone else's hard earned cash for even just one day.

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This person was clearly talking about the pandemic and people suffering as a direct result of it. Lou comes back whining about something completely unrelated and was entirely his own fault. Idiot.

Archive site is going super slow right now, will update with links if it works. Done.

I’m curious as to how the MacBook is too heavy. They weigh like 4 lbs tops. Also, the cheaper solution to this is a bed table, but that won’t get Lou the consumer high he’s looking for.

 

[Great Dane]

For those who watch NFL, the Steelers are behind right now.

Turning on the Steelers

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1343272008663097347

https://archive.md/YTH05

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1343284904898007046

https://archive.md/Uw3eu

Depression

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1343273289775525888

https://archive.md/pwauW

Begging

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1343274103013302273

https://archive.md/PKW20

Response to a police officer being shot

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1343279186211958784

https://archive.md/vcrTu

See you soon

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1343281549693870082

https://archive.md/8G6wd

 

[0 1]

After he got his $600 all-in-one for his “writing career” he said he got rid of it because it was “overheating” too much and it was making his room too hot. Now those all-in-ones are pretty handy for a number of reasons, primarily for office work because for a business they are cheap and can be purchased in bulk for pretty good discounts, take up little desk space, and are excellent for working on communications, spreadsheets, coding, and other typical industry uses. If you’re using these types of PCs for their intended use, they will not overheat, and they will last quite a long time. They will only overheat if you start trying to play games on them or do rendering or anything else that would be murder on the CPU because they almost never come with any sort of GPU and the cooling is geared towards being efficient with the processor under intended use scenarios. Lou was absolutely trying to game on that all-in-one and found out the hard way that those aren’t for gaming. Lou could have easily picked up a $600 entry level prebuilt gaming PC that goes with the bare minimum on CPU and RAM but has a fairly decent GPU that would play the vast majority of games on medium settings at the absolute worst and HDMI’d in to his TV for a monitor, and he’d have been golden.

So not only is Louie Boy just lying through his missing teeth about what he wants the computers for, he’s so technologically illiterate that he can’t figure out what actually does what he wants and just ends up with yet another expensive piece of hardware he’ll toss away the moment he realizes its useless to him.

That's a bitter irony, too. No matter how streamlined constructing a computer is, with websites actively holding your hand so you don't bottleneck yourself and online shops and forums which will patiently and happily walk you through building one from individual parts each and every step of the way, that's still far, far too much effort for Louis compared to clicking a "buy" button on the first computer he finds on Amazon.

I'm not going to sit here and proclaim how nice building your own PC is, but for $600 you can genuinely build a computer capable of running modern games in a decent step above potato mode. $600 could future-proof even an underperforming gaming PC for years before it'd ever start to drop off to market standards. Watching him buy a pre-built, economic computer and promptly throwing it out the window gives me the same feeling of despair by proxy I get from looking at this image.

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Turning on the Steelers

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Expressing disappointment that a police officer survived getting shot trying to help a person in a domestic violence dispute is a new tier of scummy from Louis. How could you ever treat a human being like that, especially when all you know about them is how they were injured trying to save somebody? Louis himself has shared he wanted to call the police on his mother for domestic violence specially, before.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

I fully accept that the doctors and nurses told Lou to stay off his foot as much as possible while it heals.

However, I doubt they told him he's to be 100% bedridden, but of course, "I'm supposed to stay off my feet" doesn't play nearly as well for sympathy points.

There's options for you Lou, like say, take your laptop to the kitchen table if it's too heavy for you, but of course you'll only explore the most expensive ones.

 

[Parasaurolophus]

So, I kinda had a hunch earlier and went back through Lou's old tweets, to the point where he got admitted to hospital. It struck me as a bit odd to not hear anything about food from him for such a long time and indeed, going through it all, he didn't ask for it it once. What he did ask for however I noted below:

Spoiler: This is what he has been asking directly for since then:

-a kindle book or two
-couple ebooks or movies
-iPad and Apple pencil
-two items on his wishlist (a friend got him that promptly after)
-a keyboard case for his iPad
-the crayon to wait for the pencil to arrive
-xBox Series S
-kitty toys
-the new chromebook

Spoiler: Things he implied he wanted:

-fursona art money

Spoiler: Things he'd buy with "his own" money:

-Wii Ring Fit Adventure
-Fire Stick Lite
-maybe a PS5

Guess now that his ma's taking care of food this is what it translated to in his brain. So much for providing for his family. Either he actually did take care of them with his begging and forgot it now over all the pity toys he could get, or he never actually contributed anything to them in the first place and simply forgets to keep up the appearance. Would make sense. Now he can't even use the tiresome walk to and from the stores to evoke sympathy anymore

 

[brutal poodle]

You can add the WIP links before it finishes the archive so you don't need to wait for it to complete.

We should really have a disclaimer somewhere on the front page sharing that, I feel people believing they need to wait minutes at a time for an archive to complete is a serious barrier for archival.

You can also simply delete the “/WIP/“ from the link after pasting it and will work just fine. No need to wait until it’s finished archiving, because the link will work after the site’s done archiving it.
Often after submitting a link to archive, I grab the link, and then close the page. You don’t need to keep the website open, either.

 

[Great Dane]

The Steelers are now ahead.

More arguments on Twitter

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1343297811505405952

https://archive.md/SDoo4

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1343293450918252544

https://archive.md/KjRMC

 

[Parasaurolophus]

The Steelers are now ahead.
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Oh my god, one moment he's calling out nazis (while also calling someone else a transtrender through his thicc, italian beard), the next he wants to suppress any form of religion. On the other hand, that was a communist thing too, right? Doesn't make it less fascist though :>