Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @afurrytoo - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[The Dude]

I'm going to predict the next arc in the story of Louie:

He has no intention of slowing down his diabetes. He wants his foot cut off, because he has disability checks on his mind. Cha-ching! The twist in the story, that Louie thinks will never happen, is that Mama Gags is going to pass away soon. The house is willed to the druggie son to take care of his special son. I'm sure the druggie brother is not going to have a obese quasimodo living in his attic rent free, and Louie isn't going to pay rent or take orders from his brother, and will be kicked out.

After that, a new chapter starts in the life of a wheelchair bound, obese loser moving into section 8 housing.

Louie might lie about Mama Gags passing away...again...but Louie will most likely croak long before his mother does. As I've stated before, Mama Gags has quite a bit to live for (such as taking care of her husband and grandson), and that's important for elderly people to live longer lives. My father in-law was a professor of gerontology, which is the study of old people, and he has always said the number one killer of the elderly is either retirement or losing their purpose in life. Since Mama Gags still has her husband and grandson to care for, she still has a reason to keep her living on and moving forward. Louie lives a shiftless, purposeless life. He sits on his fat ass getting fatter day after day with nothing of value to live for. And now he's got the 'Beetus, which he has absolutely no intention of addressing properly. He will definitely die early because he's too lazy to actually change his lifestyle and diet to prolong his life.

 

[Lurk]

https://archive.md/bHxON

I didn't see this particular exchange posted, with the tranny that sent him $10 for food

https://archive.md/R1spf

Motherfucker can't pick one single grift and stick to it for longer than 10 seconds. If this little reveal of Lou's true colours hasn't caused the tranny to wake up, then he deserves to have Lou milk him for every cent at this point.

Another tablet purchased:

https://archive.md/nB1Op

Momma Gags going in for some pity just like her son. I swear this post could have been written by Lou, its like I'm reading his twitter:

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

That house must be a nightmare of screaming lunatics and shitty food and musty old unclean house smells.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I think it mainly took off because Lou so blatantly reads this thread like it's gospel, and subtweets us all the fucking time. It's almost an interactive experience!

Have to admit, cows who are incredibly obviously reading their own thread and getting assblasted about it is one of my favorite cow threads because it guarantees a faster content stream. It's also fun because it leads to things like Lou seeing all of our months of predictions come to fruition with the foot saga.

Lou uploaded art to his FA. I don't know exactly when he commissioned it.

Spoiler: NSFW

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The FA art is old news, it's a gneech picture from what looks like 2019 from the sig. He's posted it before and used it as an example on his shortlived 'coloring commissions' sheet before, iirc.
It's also an incredibly autistic furry reskin of an ancient Roman sculpture of the three Graces, hence Lou's crinceworthy title for it. Gneech couldn't apparently do any research on what they typically hold (apples, grapes, flowers, myrtle branches, etc) so I guess he just sort of bobbed something in and... idk, Lou didn't know either.

"Another mac charger for by my bed." This means he has one that is not by his bed. Why not just get out of bed and move it, Lou? You're diabetic, not paralyzed.

WTF why does he need a second charger? Why can't the one that comes with the Macbook work next to his bed?

You guuuuuuyyyyyyys he's totally and completely bedridden! He just can't get up and get his other charger, it might as well be gone! Don't be so mean!
Also, did anyone else have questions about Lou's bitching that 'Mom is drunk and wouldn't close a desk'? Is he milking the can't get out of bed thing so hard that he's making his elderly mother stump her way up to his attic all the time to bring him his tendies and play fetch-and-carry getting things for him from across the room at 2:30 am?

 

[Blonde Bomb]

Have to admit, cows who are incredibly obviously reading their own thread and getting assblasted about it is one of my favorite cow threads because it guarantees a faster content stream. It's also fun because it leads to things like Lou seeing all of our months of predictions come to fruition with the foot saga.


The FA art is old news, it's a gneech picture from what looks like 2019 from the sig. He's posted it before and used it as an example on his shortlived 'coloring commissions' sheet before, iirc.
It's also an incredibly autistic furry reskin of an ancient Roman sculpture of the three Graces, hence Lou's crinceworthy title for it. Gneech couldn't apparently do any research on what they typically hold (apples, grapes, flowers, myrtle branches, etc) so I guess he just sort of bobbed something in and... idk, Lou didn't know either.
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You guuuuuuyyyyyyys he's totally and completely bedridden! He just can't get up and get his other charger, it might as well be gone! Don't be so mean!
Also, did anyone else have questions about Lou's bitching that 'Mom is drunk and wouldn't close a desk'? Is he milking the can't get out of bed thing so hard that he's making his elderly mother stump her way up to his attic all the time to bring him his tendies and play fetch-and-carry getting things for him from across the room at 2:30 am?

Well, perhaps if you are that disabled and immobile, Lou, you should see about moving into assisted living, at least for a bit. Maybe your gubmint buxs would cover it. You wouldn't have to worry about your mother throwing away your things, your crying nephew or your transphobic stepfather. You'd get a room with a bed, why, you'd even get free meals! Perhaps some education on diabetes and physical therapy to ensure that your foot heals correctly.

I had too much sangria last night. In short: fuck you, Lou.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Well, perhaps if you are that disabled and immobile, Lou, you should see about moving into assisted living, at least for a bit. Maybe your gubmint buxs would cover it. You wouldn't have to worry about your mother throwing away your things, your crying nephew or your transphobic stepfather. You'd get a room with a bed, why, you'd even get free meals! Perhaps some education on diabetes and physical therapy to ensure that your foot heals correctly.

I had too much sangria last night. In short: fuck you, Lou.

Aw c'mon, Bomb, people in those places are already Suffering without having to tolerate having Lou cooped up next to them 24/7 too. Plus we'll lose our content stream if he's beaten to death by a geriatric with a walker.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

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https://archive.md/bHxON

I didn't see this particular exchange posted, with the tranny that sent him $10 for food
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https://archive.md/R1spf

Motherfucker can't pick one single grift and stick to it for longer than 10 seconds. If this little reveal of Lou's true colours hasn't caused the tranny to wake up, then he deserves to have Lou milk him for every cent at this point.

Another tablet purchased:
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https://archive.md/nB1Op

Momma Gags going in for some pity just like her son. I swear this post could have been written by Lou, its like I'm reading his twitter:
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Congrats on sneaking that new tablet in under the wire Lou! Can you break your record in 2021? I bet you can. I believe in you!

And it looks like Denise has forgotten her numerous unhinged covid rants about staying 6 feet away and shit. Shouldn't she be glad no one is stopping by?

Anyhow, happy new year fellow terrorists! It's been a pleasure this past several months, and I look forward to seeing what new milk Lou brings us in 2021

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Lou really dumped the "needs before wants" charade. "I don't want pasta, I want a Macbook charger!" What does he even need the Macbook charger for if he's abandoning the Macbook for the Chromebook on the grounds that it's "too heavy?" Because it went into his thick skull that the Chromebook can't play WoW?

 

[Parasaurolophus]

Some little things:

Spoiler: Gubmint money

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1345018824261775361

https://archive.md/asaYz

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1345040271076159488

https://archive.md/SQIuH

Spoiler: Terrorist of the day

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1345037625325985793

https://archive.md/cwNUf

How he can call him a terrorist with such a confidence you ask?

Spoiler

It's all in the name

Spoiler: Diabetes

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1345037496837697536

https://archive.md/vaei6

Is it supposed to read like he thinks his diabetes is an upgrade?

Spoiler: Patreon

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1345038181062881281

https://archive.md/Kvqo9

I guess, after his fans and admirers asking for so long, he finally caved and now also offers to accept donations via patreon! Wonder what the tiers would be...

Spoiler: Irony

https://twitter.com/PinkoPhillyDabs/status/1344894530219347970

https://archive.md/VfsF9

Okay, maybe not perfect irony, he doesn't make that much money, but still, how can he read words like "one man who does absolutely nothing" and "while millions of men and women who work all the days of their lives" and not draw parallels to his own situation? And instead decide to retweet it as if he's a paragon of virtue? And then also ask for a second MacBook charger, because he can't be bothered to move his first one over to another outlet closer to his bed?

 

[Tard Repository]

The sad thing is: for as long as there are retards on the internet willing to take whatever an internet stranger says at face-value, Lou will NEVER run out of a source for his griftbux unless he somehow gets IP-banned from all social media outlets. He may push his regulars away with his being an ungrateful bastard, but there's always some other gullible fool readily taking place.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Pretty sure you're not in bed in your pic sitting in a chair here:

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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I guess, after his fans and admirers asking for so long, he finally caved and now also offers to accept donations via patreon! Wonder what the tiers would be...

$1 Tier: -
$2 Tier: -
$5 Tier: COME ON YINZ GUIZ I CAN'T EVEN BUY SPAGHETTI SAUCE OR PASTA FOR THIS MUCH I NEED MUNNIEZ 4 BUS TICKETS
$10 Tier: a heartfelt and sincere thank you. ALSO FUCK YOU GIB ME MOAR
$15 Tier: 10 free colouring jobs for chosen patrons. WHAT? SHADING? WHAT IS THAT?
$25 Tier: text updates on the status of his feet
$50 Tier: timestamped feet pics every month
$100 Tier: timestamped feet pics twice a month

Pretty sure you're not in bed in your pic sitting in a chair here:

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His dead mother threw him at the wall in a fit of drunken rage, obviously. He's smiling through the pain because he doesn't want to worry anyone.

 

[vaporubber]

I was under the impression that the stimulus payment went through direct deposit only IF you had set it up through the IRS for tax purposes. In other words, if you had either paid taxes or received a tax refund via e-transfer.

I’m almost certain that Lou has never filed taxes in his life due to being under the threshold for earned income, and is more likely claimed as a dependent by Mama Gags. In that case, she would receive the money, not Lou.

TLDR, how is Lou expecting a stimulus payment to be e-deposited into his account? I don’t buy it.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

I was under the impression that the stimulus payment went through direct deposit only IF you had set it up through the IRS for tax purposes. In other words, if you had either paid taxes or received a tax refund via e-transfer.

I’m almost certain that Lou has never filed taxes in his life due to being under the threshold for earned income, and is more likely claimed as a dependent by Mama Gags. In that case, she would receive the money, not Lou.

TLDR, how is Lou expecting a stimulus payment to be e-deposited into his account? I don’t buy it.

He claims he never got the first stimulus because the "paperwork" never got mailed in, and suddenly he's getting this on time? Despite never paying income tax.

 

[dumb idiot]

Spoiler: Ebegging

Lou is taking his diabetes really seriously guys, he's buying low sugar spaghetti sauce!
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Spoiler: JK Rowling

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Spoiler: Israel

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Spoiler: Twitch

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Edit: He DFE'd and got his chromebook.
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[Lou's Abndoned Tablets]

I was looking at the current big MMOs earlier today out of curiosity and apparently Final Fantasy 14 Online has a free trial that lets you play with some convenience and chat restrictions for free all the way up to level 60 and encompasses the base game and the first expansion, which supposedly is easily several hundred hours worth of content if you just play one class and just do the main story line. There’s tons of options for Lou but he just immediately defaulted to the most expensive option he could find.

FFXIV is my main game to play for a few hours each day, and with any MMO (WoW included) the last thing you need when you're first starting out is to purchase the latest expansion.

That's the entire point of free trials or the base entry packs of MMO's - you play for however long you want to determine if it's "right" for you and if you want to commit to a recurring subscription for what you've experienced.

Using FF as an example, with the main story and expansion, you are easily, -easily- looking at around 120 hours of content if you play through it like some fat fuck without a job (~6 hours a day) - for FREE.

Lou honestly thinks he is going to play though WoW and need the expansion plus recurring sub, when he couldn't open a fucking door in Red Dead. I wish I could be a fly on the wall when he tries to do any sort of group content, I've heard WoW players are pretty damn harsh if you don't know your role and job.

"Gaiz I'm diabetic, go easy on me"

 

[Dusk]

Spoiler: Ebegging

Lou is taking his diabetes really seriously guys, he's buying low sugar spaghetti sauce!
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Spoiler: JK Rowling

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Spoiler: Israel

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Spoiler: Twitch

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Edit: He DFE'd and got his chromebook.
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I'd pay to watch Lou explain to me who he thinks Judith Butler is. She's a feminist theorist who is famous for being a terrible, very difficult to understand author, but she writes a lot of pretty interesting stuff. Ironically, her most famous contribution to the theoretical lexicon is that of "performativity," which holds that we interact with society to perform our gender expression according to norms. Really fucking wish that even if Lou can't perform femininity, he could perform one tiny modicum of non-oxygen thievery.

 

[A Cat]

Why does this miserable faggot need a second MacBook charger when he SPECIFICALLY grifted for the Chromebook to use in bed?

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I'd pay to watch Lou explain to me who he thinks Judith Butler is. She's a feminist theorist who is famous for being a terrible, very difficult to understand author, but she writes a lot of pretty interesting stuff. Ironically, her most famous contribution to the theoretical lexicon is that of "performativity," which holds that we interact with society to perform our gender expression according to norms. Really fucking wish that even if Lou can't perform femininity, he could perform one tiny modicum of non-oxygen thievery.

Lou's head would explode if he tried to read something like Gender Trouble

 

[Neko GF]

Why does this miserable faggot need a second MacBook charger when he SPECIFICALLY grifted for the Chromebook to use in bed?

At this point, I think Lou just grifts and e-begs for the sake of grifting,