Lou said:For a last name I'm thinking something Mediterranean, y'know Spanish or Portuguese, Italian and Greek.
I worry about the first two because i'm white.
Lou, you stupid motherfucker, I have some news for you about the Spanish and the Portuguese.
For real, this is peak 'I just don't wanna look unwoke on Twitter' nonsense. He even said Mediterranean, so theoretically he should know that he's talking about white-Hispanic versus brown-mixed/indigenous-Latino. And he has to know the Spanish are white, because otherwise nobody would give a shit about them having been #colonizers when they came and fought and fucked their way through Central America.
And between Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, and Greek, wouldn't those last two generally be darker skinned anyways if we're desperate to rule out what Cherokee Princess Shroedinger's Jew Lou can or can't name-cosplay as?
I honestly don't know why I try to wrap my mind around his bullshit, it makes my head hurt and we all know he'll be back to Ace Maddox, Kara Starr, or Diana Whateverthefuck within a week tops anyways.

























































