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It's October 8th, 2020. Foot amputation when?


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Lurk

Future ulcer-fingerer
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Wait a second, I thought the parents were immunocompromised or something and had to stay home.
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What does this even mean? He's home alone which for some reason means he can't just go to the store? Is that because his parents drive him to the store usually, despite how much he apparently walks there because they can't leave the house? I see no other reason for why he can't got to the store because they're not home to take him there. This lying fat fuck, I swear :alog:
 

Opposite Time Nomad

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Also
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Does Lou realize he doesnt need to say this tweet? Sure you'd like it, but who cares? Random thoughts your brain makes don't need to be known.
Or wait, is this a pathetic attempt to fish for pity?
 

General Disarray

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Didn't see this one posted. He's so indignant that he has to play a USED game and wants to let us all know about it.
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h/t @Leonard Helplessness for showing me night mode on Brave :)
 

PBJ Sucks

I'll take the Triforce of Dinner to protect me
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I don't think everything he says is a lie, but rather cherry picked and exaggerated/over generalized to paint the picture he wants. He probably does things here and there for his family like get a glass of water, so he stretches this to being on his feet all day caring for his disabled parents. There probably is a grain of truth to most of his claims so he is technically not lying. His definition of being on his feet all day is just very different from any normal person's.

So what he says is not always necessarily a lie, but is definitely deceit.
 

Space Lobster Bat

Only Weakness: Boiling Water
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Lou bitches about why $50 isn't much to be grateful for you turds.
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So I decided to do my own 'thought experiment' on this.... and I have no idea where Lou is getting his fucking prices...

Let's say I had $50, no groceries (but seasonings; assume you have salt, pepper, some herbs like parsely or bay leaves, chili powder, and vinegar. Nothing super fancy.), could walk to the store, and had a slow cooker (or just a big pot, really) and a cooking pan at home.
With $50 I could get (I'm also rounding up prices here, I checked online at my local store):

a 3 lb pot roast ($20)
2 lbs of boneless chicken thighs ($6)
2 lbs of 80/20 ground beef (fattier would be cheaper, but I'm splurging a bit here) ($6)
3 cans of beans (kidney, black, and pinto) ($4.50)
4 Bell peppers ($4)
a 5lb bag of potatoes ($2.50)
3 lbs of yellow onions ($2)
a bunch of celery ($2)
a 2 lb bag of carrots ($1.50)
a head of cabbage ($1)

Which comes out to $49.50. Not including tax, but whatever.

The thing is, I can use half the celery, half the carrots, 1 pound of onions, some of the potatoes (let's say a third) and the pot roast, that makes a meal. The chicken, the other half of the carrots and celery, a pound of onions, the cabbage, and two bell peppers makes a decent stir fry (you could even add some chopped potatoes in if you really want the carbs). The last of the onion, the two remaining bell peppers, the beans, and the ground beef can make a simple but tasty chili (not here to argue chili recipes).

Bam, three different meals, all with large amounts to have as leftovers for up to two weeks. And there's still some potatoes left over. And this isn't even going to the 'I have no money, I need to eat as cheaply as possible' ends, which Lou should be doing. If he's that broke. Which he isn't.
 

NadahFingah

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Edit: also, adding so as not to doublepost, Lou bitches about why $50 isn't much to be grateful for you turds.
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Lou, $50 isn't a lot to you because your idea of "getting groceries" is ordering a dinner big enough to feed a family of 4 from GrubHub. $50 gets me enough groceries to last a month. The most expensive thing I'll buy is a 20lb bag of rice that takes me like 6 months to get through.
 

BoobWhiskers

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Bam, three different meals, all with large amounts to have as leftovers for up to two weeks. And there's still some potatoes left over. And this isn't even going to the 'I have no money, I need to eat as cheaply as possible' ends, which Lou should be doing. If he's that broke. Which he isn't.

Aw man, I like how you think. Plus get some rice or maybe mashed potatoes and you could stretch the stir fry and the pot roast twice as far, delicious.
The saddest thing is, as if these sorts of meals weren't easy enough to find recipes for to begin with, we're currently still in the big coronavirus shelter-in-place panic. People on literally every site have been posting about how to make non-perishable foods exciting and tasty and go a long-ass way for your buck. There's so much information out there, but no, we gotta buy $50 worth of corn dogs and sodas.
 

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True & Honest Fan
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Didn't see this one posted. He's so indignant that he has to play a USED game and wants to let us all know about it.
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h/t @Leonard Helplessness for showing me night mode on Brave :)
Used or no, video games to begin with are wasted money for Louis, but Fallout 76 of all things? The game is infamously bad, and is known to have countless microtransactions to continuously siphon money from the players, which I haven't a doubt in my mind Louis will fall for. It's like he just buys things because he's heard of them without actually learning specifically why they're well-known.
 

Space Lobster Bat

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Aw man, I like how you think. Plus get some rice or maybe mashed potatoes and you could stretch the stir fry and the pot roast twice as far, delicious.
The saddest thing is, as if these sorts of meals weren't easy enough to find recipes for to begin with, we're currently still in the big coronavirus shelter-in-place panic. People on literally every site have been posting about how to make non-perishable foods exciting and tasty and go a long-ass way for your buck. There's so much information out there, but no, we gotta buy $50 worth of corn dogs and sodas.
Or get some hoagie rolls and have roast beef sandwiches with the veggies on the side; I usually get enough liquid to make an au jus with it (I tend to use a half cup of malt vinegar, a half cup of red wine, and a cup of water with some worcestershire sauce thrown in, let the whole thing slow cook on low overnight)

And we've been having to plan even further then normal; with the shelter in place, we're trying to make sure to go grocery shopping every two weeks or longer if we can; and planning ahead and making recipes that use similar ingredients is important for space saving. What the hell does Lou have in the fridge (besides a bunch of meals that his folks make he refuses to eat) that he has to order out EVERY DAY.

You notice Lou never EVER mentions eating a vegetable? Like, in ANYTHING he mentions. Or fruit. Or anything non-processed, really. Reminds me of the kid in the UK who went blind at 17 because he had 'only eaten fries from the fish and chip shop, Pringles potato chips, white bread, slices of processed ham and sausage since elementary school,'. Makes me gag just thinking about what a bland diet.
 

Opposite Time Nomad

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Didn't see this one posted. He's so indignant that he has to play a USED game and wants to let us all know about it.
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h/t @Leonard Helplessness for showing me night mode on Brave :)
Actually now that I think about it, this reminds me of how certain people try to manipulate others by being 'subtle' about what they want you to do but not really subtle.

Like saying, "There's a mess on the floor". To anyone else this means nothing. But to the person saying it, its a cue for you to acknowledge that theres a mess and because youre the other person you should do something about it.

"I don't know what I did with my gifts of DOOM and Doom Eternal :(( but I guess I'll play my USED copy of Fallout 76 ;) ;)"

Comes across as "I want these games. I maybe had them as ""gifts"" but want new copies BUT since I can't play them NOW I'll play my STINKY USED copy of NOTABLY SHITTY GAME because I dont have them. Please feel bad k thanks." Its the same vibe as his "Gee I want to commission [x] artist I don't have funds but I want to commission them. I'm just saying guys k." tweet.

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ThrowawayFurry

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Suddenly Lou has 60 to 75 dollars. How does he not know how much he has? Why is there a 15 dollar gap, Lou? He's like a beggar outside a liquor store. When you ask if they're going to spend it on liquor, they say no, but they just go in and buy liquor. Similarly, Lou is just going to buy some shit he doesn't need with it. Much like that chromebook he already cancelled, why does he need another? Why do you need a laptop for every room of the house, Lou? Why can't your fat ass carry the one you have downstairs? Or better yet, use your ipad. It's basically just a chromebook for the purposes you're using it for.

Wait a second, I thought the parents were immunocompromised or something and had to stay home.
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Not only did he admit that his parents are going out to the store, so is his nephew and his step brother. On top of that, why do you need to go to the store? Why not just cook some shit you have there, Lou? It's so much cheaper and you don't need to do much. Hell, even ramen with a fucking egg. I lived off that shit in college and yeah, it isn't healthy, but it's no worse than your usual diet. Any seasoning you add to it can change it to almost taste like a different meal. Also it takes maybe 3 minutes to cook and clean for ramen w/ egg. He is honestly so lazy that it wouldn't surprise me if he doesn't leave his room most days aside from going to get whatever his mom generously cooked.

E: Another of Lou being toxic to people over what is basically nothing and then closing his ears, going to the corner, and going "lalalala I can't hear you"/ok kid.
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Punished Spoon

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Part of me wants to just make a graph of how much money Lou claims to have over time, since lord knows we get an update multiple times a day, plus a running list of what he spends it on. I'm not quite THAT :autism: just yet but lord knows if this shutdown goes on long enough...

I tried. It's a lot more difficult than I thought it would originally be. I've been following this thread for about 2 munts, and I'll estimate he gets about 2-3 grand a month. It also depends on which situations he can get to twist for sympathy. The only difference with money as of late with our obese Hobbit Prince of the Hoarded-up Shit Box is that he has pushed away a few of his closer friends, who often gave him money as soon as he dropped his PayPal. People are retweeting his ebegs and he has a constant like 2-3 people who constantly dish out his info as well, but I feel like even that is waning. I think we will all see true panic the more the farms archives the outbursts, and I know more burned friends will turn to the farms with their stories. His lifestyle really isn't sustainable.
 

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