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Man, this fucker rakes in more pitybucks than what I make at my job, which pays for all of my bills, my one bedroom apartment, and my recreational expenses.
Rate me MOTI. Fuck it.
Rate me MOTI. Fuck it.
So I decided to do my own 'thought experiment' on this.... and I have no idea where Lou is getting his fucking prices...
Let's say I had $50, no groceries (but seasonings; assume you have salt, pepper, some herbs like parsely or bay leaves, chili powder, and vinegar. Nothing super fancy.), could walk to the store, and had a slow cooker (or just a big pot, really) and a cooking pan at home.
With $50 I could get (I'm also rounding up prices here, I checked online at my local store):
a 3 lb pot roast ($20)
I tried. It's a lot more difficult than I thought it would originally be. I've been following this thread for about 2 munts, and I'll estimate he gets about 2-3 grand a month. It also depends on which situations he can get to twist for sympathy. The only difference with money as of late with our obese Hobbit Prince of the Hoarded-up Shit Box is that he has pushed away a few of his closer friends, who often gave him money as soon as he dropped his PayPal. People are retweeting his ebegs and he has a constant like 2-3 people who constantly dish out his info as well, but I feel like even that is waning. I think we will all see true panic the more the farms archives the outbursts, and I know more burned friends will turn to the farms with their stories. His lifestyle really isn't sustainable.
You stupid, arrogant fucking baby. Wounds DO need to breathe. Or the fucking bacterium that can take away your toe will have the moist environment that they need to produce even MORE bacterium!
He needs something new to cater to his liking. Lol
What about ALL THE OTHERS YOU HAVE?! Am I missing something...?
Sooooooo, he won't go out and get fresh air without one?

He thinks a new avatar would hide who he is even though he's still plastering his PayPal, which still uses his supposed dead name, all over Twitter
He thinks a new avatar would hide who he is even though he's still plastering his PayPal, which still uses his supposed dead name, all over Twitter

People like to rag on this site a lot for being transphobic, but oddly enough I think Lou's 'trans' identity is one of the least objectionable things about him for most of the people who follow this thread. I mean, he's a very clearly male nutsack with a big titty fetish so I don't take it at all seriously either, but compared to his absolutely shit attitude, political slapfights, persona revolving around 'woe is me, please? please' and nevereending grifting I think his 'transness' really is one of the least hateable things about him.
Lol ur a man tho.
A lolcow not being a troon is like a guy who works in theatre being straight. Not impossible, but very unexpected.It seems like trooning it up is part and parcel of being a lolcow. So being a completely unconvincing tranny and chimping out on Twitter is more or less generic cow behavior and it is almost surprising when a cow isn't a troon lately.
It seems like trooning it up is part and parcel of being a lolcow. So being a completely unconvincing tranny and chimping out on Twitter is more or less generic cow behavior and it is almost surprising when a cow isn't a troon lately.


| GAME | COST | TIME |
|---|---|---|
Fallout Shelter | Free (microtransactions) | <15 min |
| Cuphead | $20.00 | <15 min |
| NES Emulator | Free | 60 min |
| Castlevania Anniversary Collection | $20.00 | 300 min |
| SNES Emulator | Free | 120 min |
| Cat Quest | $13.00 | <15 min |
| Animal Crossing: New Horizons | $60.00 | 1,800 min |
| Crash Team Racing | $40.00 | <15 min |
| Super Mario Maker 2 | $60.00 | 60 min |
| Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon | $10.00 | 120 min |
| Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair | $30.00 | 60 min |
| Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker | $40.00 | <15 min |
| Doom (2016) | $60.00 | <15 min |
| Doom | Free (with Doom 2016) | <15 min |
| Neverwinter Nights: Enhanced Edition | $50.00 | <15 min |
| Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night | $40.00 | 240 min |
| Sonic Mania | $20.00 | <15 min |
| MARVEL ULTIMATE ALLIANCE 3: The Black Order | $60.00 | 60 min |
| Blacksad: Under the Skin | $50.00 | <15 min |
| TOTALS (excluding free games) | $573 | 2,760 (46 hours) |
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Here's Louis's list of Switch games. You can verify it's him by searching the code in this tweet, which gives this account. I went through the liberty of tallying the price of each game along with the amount of time he spent on them. If the play time is listed as "a little while" or just gives the date last played, it means less than hour. So for calculation's sake, I'll count them as about 15 minutes (I'll also italicize them to show how many games Louis has just collecting dust). Also worth noting is that Switch games seldom go on sale, so it's safe to assume he's bought these for full price.
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GAME COST TIME Fallout Shelter Free (microtransactions) <15 minCuphead $20.00 <15 min NES Emulator Free 60 min Castlevania Anniversary Collection $20.00 300 min SNES Emulator Free 120 min Cat Quest $13.00 <15 min Animal Crossing: New Horizons $60.00 1,800 min Crash Team Racing $40.00 <15 min Super Mario Maker 2 $60.00 60 min Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon $10.00 120 min Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair $30.00 60 min Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker $40.00 <15 min Doom (2016) $60.00 <15 min Doom Free (with Doom 2016) <15 min Neverwinter Nights: Enhanced Edition $50.00 <15 min Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night $40.00 240 min Sonic Mania $20.00 <15 min MARVEL ULTIMATE ALLIANCE 3: The Black Order $60.00 60 min Blacksad: Under the Skin $50.00 <15 min TOTALS (excluding free games) $573 2,760 (46 hours)
Here's important notes:
- Average cost of this entertainment per amount of time Louis has played these games is $12.45 an hour, ironically the rate of a decently-paying job.
- Louis has a subscription to Nintendo's paid online service, which is $4 a month.
- A few of these games reviewed abysmally bad, showing Louis most likely impulse buys.
- These align with Louis's tastes, including Castlevania, super heroes, and furries (as a few games feature anthropomorphic protagonists).
- It is exceedingly difficult to purchase digital copies as gifts on the Switch, and no physical copies can be observed in Louis's room, so it is highly likely Louis purchased these himself digitally instead of as "gifts." Of course, he could always introduce some ambiguity to the claim these aren't gifts by showing the physical cases for all them, which I'm sure is a fantastic idea.
- Despite each of these games offering no less than eight hours of potential gameplay or more, Louis has left a majority of them untouched.
- Louis has multiple other consoles including a gaming PC, so this serves as direct evidence proving Louis has more games in his collection than he is willing to disclose.
I'd like to get Boozy Badger's perspective on all of this. Despite being a furry, he seems to have his shit mostly together. How does he feel about little Bobby Bringdown constantly latching on to all his Twitter threads with his nonstop whining and self-absorption?