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It's October 8th, 2020. Foot amputation when?


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AnOminous

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So I decided to do my own 'thought experiment' on this.... and I have no idea where Lou is getting his fucking prices...

Let's say I had $50, no groceries (but seasonings; assume you have salt, pepper, some herbs like parsely or bay leaves, chili powder, and vinegar. Nothing super fancy.), could walk to the store, and had a slow cooker (or just a big pot, really) and a cooking pan at home.
With $50 I could get (I'm also rounding up prices here, I checked online at my local store):

a 3 lb pot roast ($20)

I usually get chuck roast for a lot less than this, sometimes less than $10. I have a local butcher who also often has special deals for 5 pounds or more of the week's meat, and this can mean stuff like $5.99/pound porterhouse steaks, bacon, or again, chuck roast.

A couple weeks ago I got a 10 pound ham for $10 at Kroger. I have been eating that ham since, and today, with no more than some beans and an onion and some spice, it's ham and beans that will last another week, and cornbread that is practically free.

I do the same with chicken and turkey, eating them and then using everything down to the bones to make stock, which makes fantastic homemade chicken soup. All that takes is dirt cheap vegetables, often left over from other things.

I tried. It's a lot more difficult than I thought it would originally be. I've been following this thread for about 2 munts, and I'll estimate he gets about 2-3 grand a month. It also depends on which situations he can get to twist for sympathy. The only difference with money as of late with our obese Hobbit Prince of the Hoarded-up Shit Box is that he has pushed away a few of his closer friends, who often gave him money as soon as he dropped his PayPal. People are retweeting his ebegs and he has a constant like 2-3 people who constantly dish out his info as well, but I feel like even that is waning. I think we will all see true panic the more the farms archives the outbursts, and I know more burned friends will turn to the farms with their stories. His lifestyle really isn't sustainable.

I wouldn't bet on it. Some of these cunts have been at this for years with no apparent end in sight. Example, Kiva Bay, who straight up stole $30,000 in a fraudulent kickstarter, nobody has done a thing about it, and still constantly begs for money to buy weed. People can literally see her posting about how stoned she is all the time and they still keep buying her drugs.

It is actually infuriating to watch this repulsive fat puke parasitizing people to buy luxury items, but I suppose anyone so fucking stupid they give this piece of shit money doesn't even deserve to have money.

You stupid, arrogant fucking baby. Wounds DO need to breathe. Or the fucking bacterium that can take away your toe will have the moist environment that they need to produce even MORE bacterium!

I hope the fat cunt keeps doing what he's doing and dies of gangrene. What absolutely worthless, stupid garbage.
 

Punished Spoon

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What about ALL THE OTHERS YOU HAVE?! Am I missing something...?
 

Punished Spoon

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Imagine spending hundreds on art, and then just forgetting it mere days later. Like some of the earlier pieces in the thread he spent upwards to $100 on, and now I bet he doesn't even remember half the pieces he received.

You needed a gift for Mama Gag, Lou? Just get a line sketch of her fursona and color away :story: maybe it'll go up on the fridge beside the nephew's art!
 

ThrowawayFurry

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Seems to have been another mass tweet deletion. No surprise there but considering the last one was what, a few days ago? That didn't last long.
Either way, more archiving:

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To everyone's surprise, Lou cannot eat what is at his house and must order grubhub. After said order, he wages a complaint against grubhub. I'm honestly shocked they haven't blocked him by now.


Did Lou just say AGAIN that his mom goes out of the house? Is he dropping the "I take care of both my immunocompromised parents" schtick?
 
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He thinks a new avatar would hide who he is even though he's still plastering his PayPal, which still uses his supposed dead name, all over Twitter

Was gonna say, he sure is changing that twitter handle and his current name every other minute. I think the problem is honestly just that he's a total addict to buying stuff, he just doesn't actually have the funds to keep it up unlike other consoomer types like Kevin. Keeping his begging viable is the only way he has to keep getting that sweet, sweet hit.

And just to show that quality is not exactly a priority, apparently this is something he had bought of his old cougar fursona. Granted, it's like a ($3?) Ko-fi donation so it's more of a pity buy than anything, but lordy. He apparently wants to get an update with his new fursona at some point, lol.
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I mean not really judging this person too hard because they're obviously a beginner and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that, but there's definitely a sort of benchmark people should get to before they start offering commissions and this probably isn't it. ...though I guess if they're begging and offering this in return that still puts them one-up on Lou.

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THE ONLY REASON ITS NOT ROTTING (despite your best efforts) IS BECAUSE YOUR MOM IS SMARTER THAN YOU ARE. Also those pictures of the nail-less toe earlier were wild, it looks like... like only half of it had just sort of flaked off, I swear the left hand side was still partially there. How does that even happen? What sort of shape does your nail material have to be in to just come apart like that? The consequences of an all-corndog diet I guess.

People like to rag on this site a lot for being transphobic, but oddly enough I think Lou's 'trans' identity is one of the least objectionable things about him for most of the people who follow this thread. I mean, he's a very clearly male nutsack with a big titty fetish so I don't take it at all seriously either, but compared to his absolutely shit attitude, political slapfights, persona revolving around 'woe is me, please? please' and nevereending grifting I think his 'transness' really is one of the least hateable things about him.
Lol ur a man tho.
 
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AnOminous

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People like to rag on this site a lot for being transphobic, but oddly enough I think Lou's 'trans' identity is one of the least objectionable things about him for most of the people who follow this thread. I mean, he's a very clearly male nutsack with a big titty fetish so I don't take it at all seriously either, but compared to his absolutely shit attitude, political slapfights, persona revolving around 'woe is me, please? please' and nevereending grifting I think his 'transness' really is one of the least hateable things about him.
Lol ur a man tho.

It seems like trooning it up is part and parcel of being a lolcow. So being a completely unconvincing tranny and chimping out on Twitter is more or less generic cow behavior and it is almost surprising when a cow isn't a troon lately.
 

Army Burger

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It seems like trooning it up is part and parcel of being a lolcow. So being a completely unconvincing tranny and chimping out on Twitter is more or less generic cow behavior and it is almost surprising when a cow isn't a troon lately.
A lolcow not being a troon is like a guy who works in theatre being straight. Not impossible, but very unexpected.
 

BoobWhiskers

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It seems like trooning it up is part and parcel of being a lolcow. So being a completely unconvincing tranny and chimping out on Twitter is more or less generic cow behavior and it is almost surprising when a cow isn't a troon lately.

You do raise a good point, if you figure that the traits for either group tend to include ugly, body image issues, insecure, attention-starved, zero understanding of oversharing on social media, tfw no gf, and e-beggar... that is an awful lot of crossover.
 

PBJ Sucks

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I wonder how long it took him to get the gauze back on after his mom removed it, since he can barely reach his own feet.

His toe looks much less inflamed, lucky for him but it really doesn't matter. There is no way he is not diabetic and this will happen again because the life he leads is just begging for it.
 

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Here's Louis's list of Switch games. You can verify it's him by searching the code in this tweet, which gives this account. I went through the liberty of tallying the price of each game along with the amount of time he spent on them. If the play time is listed as "a little while" or just gives the date last played, it means less than hour. So for calculation's sake, I'll count them as about 15 minutes (I'll also italicize them to show how many games Louis has just collecting dust). Also worth noting is that Switch games seldom go on sale, so it's safe to assume he's bought these for full price.

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GAMECOSTTIME
Fallout Shelter
Free (microtransactions)
<15 min
Cuphead$20.00<15 min
NES EmulatorFree60 min
Castlevania Anniversary Collection$20.00300 min
SNES EmulatorFree120 min
Cat Quest$13.00<15 min
Animal Crossing: New Horizons$60.001,800 min
Crash Team Racing$40.00<15 min
Super Mario Maker 2$60.0060 min
Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon$10.00120 min
Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair$30.0060 min
Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker$40.00<15 min
Doom (2016)$60.00<15 min
DoomFree (with Doom 2016)<15 min
Neverwinter Nights: Enhanced Edition$50.00<15 min
Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night$40.00240 min
Sonic Mania$20.00<15 min
MARVEL ULTIMATE ALLIANCE 3: The Black Order$60.0060 min
Blacksad: Under the Skin$50.00<15 min
TOTALS (excluding free games)$5732,760 (46 hours)

Here's important notes:
  • Average cost of this entertainment per amount of time Louis has played these games is $12.45 an hour, ironically the rate of a decently-paying job.
  • Louis has a subscription to Nintendo's paid online service, which is $4 a month.
  • A few of these games reviewed abysmally bad, showing Louis most likely impulse buys.
  • These align with Louis's tastes, including Castlevania, super heroes, and furries (as a few games feature anthropomorphic protagonists).
  • It is exceedingly difficult to purchase digital copies as gifts on the Switch, and no physical copies can be observed in Louis's room, so it is highly likely Louis purchased these himself digitally instead of as "gifts." Of course, he could always introduce some ambiguity to the claim these aren't gifts by showing the physical cases for all them, which I'm sure is a fantastic idea.
  • Despite each of these games offering no less than eight hours of potential gameplay or more, Louis has left a majority of them untouched.
  • Louis has multiple other consoles including a gaming PC, so this serves as direct evidence proving Louis has more games in his collection than he is willing to disclose.
 
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Logical Fallacies

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Wow, I go away for a week and nothing changes. So completely unsurprising.

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Here's Louis's list of Switch games. You can verify it's him by searching the code in this tweet, which gives this account. I went through the liberty of tallying the price of each game along with the amount of time he spent on them. If the play time is listed as "a little while" or just gives the date last played, it means less than hour. So for calculation's sake, I'll count them as about 15 minutes (I'll also italicize them to show how many games Louis has just collecting dust). Also worth noting is that Switch games seldom go on sale, so it's safe to assume he's bought these for full price.

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GAMECOSTTIME
Fallout Shelter
Free (microtransactions)
<15 min
Cuphead$20.00<15 min
NES EmulatorFree60 min
Castlevania Anniversary Collection$20.00300 min
SNES EmulatorFree120 min
Cat Quest$13.00<15 min
Animal Crossing: New Horizons$60.001,800 min
Crash Team Racing$40.00<15 min
Super Mario Maker 2$60.0060 min
Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon$10.00120 min
Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair$30.0060 min
Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker$40.00<15 min
Doom (2016)$60.00<15 min
DoomFree (with Doom 2016)<15 min
Neverwinter Nights: Enhanced Edition$50.00<15 min
Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night$40.00240 min
Sonic Mania$20.00<15 min
MARVEL ULTIMATE ALLIANCE 3: The Black Order$60.0060 min
Blacksad: Under the Skin$50.00<15 min
TOTALS (excluding free games)$5732,760 (46 hours)

Here's important notes:
  • Average cost of this entertainment per amount of time Louis has played these games is $12.45 an hour, ironically the rate of a decently-paying job.
  • Louis has a subscription to Nintendo's paid online service, which is $4 a month.
  • A few of these games reviewed abysmally bad, showing Louis most likely impulse buys.
  • These align with Louis's tastes, including Castlevania, super heroes, and furries (as a few games feature anthropomorphic protagonists).
  • It is exceedingly difficult to purchase digital copies as gifts on the Switch, and no physical copies can be observed in Louis's room, so it is highly likely Louis purchased these himself digitally instead of as "gifts." Of course, he could always introduce some ambiguity to the claim these aren't gifts by showing the physical cases for all them, which I'm sure is a fantastic idea.
  • Despite each of these games offering no less than eight hours of potential gameplay or more, Louis has left a majority of them untouched.
  • Louis has multiple other consoles including a gaming PC, so this serves as direct evidence proving Louis has more games in his collection than he is willing to disclose.

$573 spend on games, 46 hours played. That could have been a very nice weekend trip, you know? Or two month worth of groceries. Or several pairs of shoes that actually fit his beetus feet.

Troons and priorities. They all have damaged Executive Function.
 

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