Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @afurrytoo - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Professional iPad Hoarder]

I'm not sure if anyone posted this:

https://twitter.com/diatigress/status/1357463543923228674

https://archive.md/Q9tjV

Also not long ago, Lou 'debunked' us about that laptop that he claimed that was not a gamer one and just a regular one, why does he need a windows machine? I bet it's going to be a gaming laptop.

Notice the twitter for android so I assume he is already using the new Samsung tablet?

And twitter web app from where? The chromebook?

https://twitter.com/diatigress/status/1357482756368916486

https://archive.md/XIasr

 

[helloworld.exe]

>I bought this when I was known as Ace. and i want to move on from that.
This one of the most pathetic things I've read on this site in months, Jesus Christ.

 

[Dude on the moon]

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Not sure what I find more funny. That he thinks he can sell a used labtop for full price, or that he thinks he's moving on. We all know he's going back to "Ace" within a week anyway.

 

[Professional iPad Hoarder]

https://curiouscat.qa/Diatiger

https://archive.md/7D2Lc

Lou's CuriousCat is back, let's check it out:

so much relatable and inspiring!

 

[helloworld.exe]

https://curiouscat.qa/Diatiger

https://archive.md/7D2Lc

Lou's CuriousCat is back, let's check it out:
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so much relatable and inspiring!

These aren't questions from real people, by the way. There's another cow I follow, Amanda Turcol, who answers CuriousCat questions. She'd often get questions like this, and someone mentioned that CuriousCat can send you premade questions to answer. Lou isn't getting any real engagement on CuriousCat, he's just yelling into the void.

 

[Next Task]

Here is a suggestion:

Shut the fucking shit off and go outside. He has such a compulsive need to spend its not even funny.

Eh, I disagree. I still think it's funny. I mean, it's a crippling addiction that negatively impacts his life, but he's a complete cunt about everything and this compulsion, along with the compulsion to talk about it online, drives people away.

It couldn't happen to a nicer guy, and the couple of lunatics who do still support him get to go down with the ship. So I'm still laughing.

 

[Punished Spoon]

Eh, I disagree. I still think it's funny. I mean, it's a crippling addiction that negatively impacts his life, but he's a complete cunt about everything and this compulsion, along with the compulsion to talk about it online, drives people away.

It couldn't happen to a nicer guy, and the couple of lunatics who do still support him get to go down with the ship. So I'm still laughing.

In the south, saying "...It's not even funny" like how I said, is another way of saying something is pathetic. Of course it's fucking funny. Sorry, I will learn to cut back on my hick slang.

 

[tofu dog]

Spoiler: Slightly OT, unrelated to current Lou happenings

I got my fiance to sit down and read the entire Lou OP, and he asked me to quote him here; "Civilization was a mistake. Natural selection would have never allowed this to happen."

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

I am selling my 2020 Macbook Air i5. I bought it October 16, 2020 and i've had it since then on a riser using external keyboards.

it has a 512gb hard drive, 2 thunderbolt 3/usb-c ports and a headphone jack

what I'm including is:

-the mac
-2 chargers
-a Anker USB C Hub, PowerExpand+ 7-in-1 USB C Hub Adapter, with 4K HDMI, 100W Power Delivery, USB-C and 2 USB-A 5Gbps Data Ports, microSD and SD Card Reader

I'm asking $750, won't go any lower than $700. There is nothing wrong with the machine, I just don't want it anymore. You come to me. First come, first serve. there is no holding it, there is no reserve

https://archive.md/lT7hK

 

[Pinball 2000]

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https://archive.md/lT7hK

I have so many questions about this listing.

-why is the picture out of focus and blurry as shit?
-why is there so much junk around the laptop?
-why is he googling what I think is actors from Robocop?
-why is he asking 750 and then says "I won't go lower than 700"? He should have just said "750 no negotiations" if he's so worried about the price.
-what is that white strip jutting out of the middle of the wall on the right side?

Then again I should already know the answer to all of these questions: because it's Lou we're talking about.

 

[Cool Spot]

Selling the MacBook...for a Windows laptop that he'll probably sell in a few months for another computer or tablet, and rinse and repeat. Fucking lunatic.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Tablets]

-why is he googling what I think is actors from Robocop?

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!!

 

[Parasaurolophus]

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https://archive.md/lT7hK

Why does he always need to have something open on the devices he tries to sell? With the one tablet last time it was his private Discord chats, now it's his browser, and I'm sure before that we got similar pictures as well

 

[Dusk]

This is the content I come to the Farms for. Pure black tar insanity. The last time I got this excited, Russell Greer was suing Null.

 

[NadahFingah]

Why does he always need to have something open on the devices he tries to sell? With the one tablet last time it was his private Discord chats, now it's his browser, and I'm sure before that we got similar pictures as well

I'm guessing that's his way of proving that the stuff he's trying to sell still works, but that doesn't change the fact that no one is buying a used laptop for full retail price.

 

[Hefty Fine]

 

[The Dude]

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Maybe Louie found out the other furfags were talking about him again? Or maybe he's already going back to Ace?

 

[Bad Bad Daddy]

In 1972, Geraldo Rivera first became famous by doing an exposé on an infamous mental hospital in New York known as Willowbrook State School. Now bear with me, this is relevant: Geraldo's most infamous quote was something like "I can show you how it looks, but I can't show you how it smells."

For only $750, YOU can have a used MacBook soaked and saturated with the stench of diabetic foot ulcers, constant spaghetti/diet soda farts, and rancid furry porn jizz. Maybe there's even some in the keyboard!

Please? Please? He's begging on his hands and knees.

Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpVEjzO6Dd0&t=140

 

[Hefty Fine]

Maybe Louie found out the other furfags were talking about him again? Or maybe he's already going back to Ace?

I reckon the cooked cunt did it so he could pretend real people had interest in him without dealing with actual people. "Look yinz gois! I do have real fwiends who take interest in me!! See! I told you the evil nazi kf twitter furries are wrong and that I am a good, trustworthy, real tiger wymn who people like. So now you can give me my 42nd ipad. I am starving and you are literally killing me by not doing this. Please?"

 

[Turael]

In 1972, Geraldo Rivera first became famous by doing an exposé on an infamous mental hospital in New York known as Willowbrook State School. Now bear with me, this is relevant: Geraldo's most infamous quote was something like "I can show you how it looks, but I can't show you how it smells."

For only $750, YOU can have a used MacBook soaked and saturated with the stench of diabetic foot ulcers, constant spaghetti/diet soda farts, and rancid furry porn jizz. Maybe there's even some in the keyboard!

Please? Please? He's begging on his hands and knees.

I tell my friends stories about Lou to the point that they often ask me for updates on him and if he's bought any new tech. I mentioned the laptop for sale and the general consensus was that none of them would take it even if it cost a mere dollar. The body fluids, filth, hair (including pubes probably), food from his lovely eating habits and probably additionally sprayed on while ranting at the screen, and who knows what else make it a biohazard. Unless there is a way to safely dip a laptop in bleach or some other hardcore disinfecting/cleansing chemical without destroying it, nothing would make me want to come into any kind of physical contact with that sloth encrusted device.