Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @afurrytoo - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

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What a lovely feminine 5'o clock stubble you've got there Diana

 

[PBJ Sucks]

Lou being Lou, he's definitely just squeezing out fatboy poops and that's the entirety of it. 'Shitting blood' is about the correct amount of overexaggeration for 'smear of blood on the toilet paper', anything more that and we'd have had an entire Literally Dying saga by now and he'd be using it to e-beg.[/spoiler][/spoiler]

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Not that I want to talk about the poop but has it occurred to Lou that he might just be getting his period?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

The simpering "please?" he always adds is simultaneously infuriating and disgusting. That and how in the hell did BK cost $24 for only one grown man and a small child?

That "pwetty pweeze?" after rubbing "yeah I spent $24 on a two person meal instead of buying groceries for four, deal with it" in everyone's faces. Lou's got some chutzpah, he's the kind of guy who complains about the food pantry or the soup kitchen not having tendies for him.

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Now that it's in full view, I can safely say it's not a double chin. It's quadruple.
Lou, everyone can already see you are there, no need to proclaim it for the added effect.

 

[Lurk]

How does it being "too hot" justify eating Burger King? One of the worst excuses yet. Make yourself a sandwich, at least that's cold food as opposed to eating something hot if you're sweating like a hog.

I, too, am pleased to see he shaved his chineck. That fucking tiger mask though looks absolutely ridiculous floating in the middle of all that blubber, it looks child-sized

 

[HumanoidBattleship]

How does it being "too hot" justify eating Burger King? One of the worst excuses yet. Make yourself a sandwich, at least that's cold food as opposed to eating something hot if you're sweating like a hog.

Might've ordered like 2 milkshakes and a few combo meals to shove down his gullet. Assuming he probably ordered most of the food for himself and gave his nephew a 4-pc nugget and some nasty Hi-C.

 

[Guy Made Of Bees]

Sorry haven't been all that into Lou lately. But I wanted to see how that mask would look like on someone with more human proportions.

Pretty exceptional, paying 13 dollars to look like a twat plus it being less effective than a home made cotton mask. Archive

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Sorry haven't been all that into Lou lately. But I wanted to see how that mask would look like on someone with more human proportions.
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Pretty exceptional, paying 13 dollars to look like a twat plus it being less effective than a home made cotton mask. Archive

It definitely doesn't help that he always takes his selfies at absolutely the most unflattering possible angle. If he can't raise the camera high enough for a fat girl selfie at least take it straight-on, looking up into his folds is really just making him look extra bloaty.

How does it being "too hot" justify eating Burger King? One of the worst excuses yet. Make yourself a sandwich, at least that's cold food as opposed to eating something hot if you're sweating like a hog.

It's because he's very picky about walking if it's particularly hot or cold, and for some reason the bus seems to magically cease to exist half the time. I checked the weather for his town, it got into the upper 70s yesterday which is a bit much for our well-insulated princess.

 

[Iron Hamster]

he's the kind of guy who complains about the food pantry or the soup kitchen not having tendies for him.

I just assume his food pantry being closed excuse is that it's just closed to him.

Sorry haven't been all that into Lou lately. But I wanted to see how that mask would look like on someone with more human proportions.
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Pretty exceptional, paying 13 dollars to look like a twat plus it being less effective than a home made cotton mask. Archive

It looks ridiculous on anybody.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Good morning everyone!


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It would be with someone else's money, mind you, but what's a little technicality in the face of this important political activism?


This isn't directly related to Lou exactly, but this is such an eyeroll for me. Maybe this is why he doesn't have a game.

Spoiler: D&D sperging

Maybe it's just me being a callous old Kiwifarmer, but like... this is a wierd-ass way to play D&D, and I don't get it. Firstoff, my experience of D&D was that you played with your friends, people who know and like one another and will have a general understanding of 'hey, so and so really hates xyz, maybe we won't center the whole campaign around xyz in painstaking detail just to be a dick to them'; why in god's name would you need a checklist? And secondly, it's game. You're supposed to be going off and having adventures, isn't it... idk, kind of immersion breaking if your rough tough 20th level spellcaster is gonna dissolve into a blubbering mess at tw: mentions of the city guard or tw: animal harm because you're killing low-level wolves because the DM needed something with a low CR? How are they gonna deal if like, a PC dies, do people not just mutter 'fuck' and reroll a new character anymore?
If someone handed me this as a DM they're getting dropped from the game really fucking fast, if nothing else because you have a form for this shit jesus christ. Is this what the kids are doing these days?

Anyways.

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I won't spite someone enjoying a cartoon (even if I think it's a little silly to need shit like this to validate your existence), but have you noticed that Lou's very selective with his flaws? He always takes the pitiable/relatable ones that encourage people patting him on the back over them, never the ones that people actually dislike him for. Nobody gives a fuck about 'inability to make decisions' and frankly that's not what people taunt him over, it's more the 'inability to make decisions about what fastfood chain to hit up with other people's money for the tenth time today'. He knows goddamn well why people don't like him.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Isn't that the way all attention whores work?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

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How are they gonna deal if like, a PC dies, do people not just mutter 'fuck' and reroll a new character anymore?

I image that if a PC died in such a "woke" campaign, it'd go like this.

 

[Lurk]

I can't seem to find the first half of this Twitter thread, but Lou once again proves that he totally doesn't read this thread:

Edit: went to archive this tweet but I see another Kiwi beat me to it http://archive.md/hCyDW Hopefully you caught the the first half too, I want to hate-read it.

I assume he's talking about his Burger King purchase and the outrageous suggestion that he makes a fucking sandwich for himself instead of eating enough fast food to feed a family of four. Lou, you're a middle aged man and you're saying your mother what, beats you until you leave the kitchen or something? She shouldn't be responsible for cooking for and feeding you, you fat lard (and you complain often enough about how she apparently doesn't include you in family meals). If you genuinely wanted to make yourself some food, you can walk in there and fucking do it. But no, instead you complain that its "too hot" out and therefore you simply have no other choice but to inhale Burger King. Jesus, I hate this guy

And Lou, come on - you know we haven't just ridiculed this and your most recent blobfish-looking selfie. It's 84 pages full of ridicule, just for you

 

[Vapewizard]

I swear he was once scared for his life cause people looked at his 'deadname' on paypal, but now we're pathetic again? Make up your mind, are we super dangerous troon killers or not?

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm still waiting for the police reports of a beached whale being seen on someone's porch.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I'm still waiting for the police reports of a beached whale being seen on someone's porch.

"-Authorities are looking into a possible drug contamination of the water supply after multiple witnesses reported seeing a creature that looked like a beached whale wearing a tiger mask in Greensburg, PA. Anything else on this story, Donna?
-Yes, Art, apparently, the creature was seen "lounging" on the porch of a local house located on Hamilton Avenue, until it received a package from a food delivery service. The spokesperson of the company in question declined any comment on the matter, because they are "dedicated to protecting the privacy of their customers", even if the customer in question is a cryptid-looking creature. One of our reporters is en route to Greensburg right now, so we'll have more news later this day."

 

[Kled]

So much for muh site blockers.

 

[Tard Repository]

Ah shit, here we go again.

 

[ThrowawayFurry]

I've come to deposit my daily Lou dump. Highly contemplating going through the archived stuff and making a timeline of all the money he claims to have and how much he's spent but not that bored with quarantine just yet. It amazes me with all the times that it's been pointed out, Lou still doesn't acknowledge and change his ways. If I were to lose close friends that I called family, I would take a minute to reflect on what happened and not just go "hurrdurr they were brainwashed by KF". But alas, Lou thinks he can just continue to be shit and a drain on society because he's "not going to be alive in a couple years max". He doesn't realize that even that would cause more of a drain on his family (who I'm starting to feel bad for). His "brother's father" in one tweet where he's upset is his "dad" in the next. Lou, get your shit straight, get a job, and fucking do something with your life. You'll be less miserable, and as much as you hate to hear it, we don't want you to kill yourself because that's less entertaining. If you have a redemption arc, you may be able to look back one day and go "shit I was kinda a toxic asshole", but let's be real, at this point in your life, there's an ice cube's chance in hell that you do that. Anywho, on to the posts.



Lou shifts his story from "I bought food for me and my nephew" to "I bought food for my family". While technically they could be the same statement, we know that you're just trying to get people to donate more with writing a misleading narrative, Lou. Archive



Lou gets called out by what is almost definitely some gay ops and decides to respond as always. Archive



Lou, feeling broken and depressed, decides that it would be better for him to commit sudoku. Just kidding, it's all baiting for attention. Archive



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5 minutes after the tweet about wanting to die, he feels the need to go back to the gay ops account and look at it solely to make a post about it. The only difference this time is he's trying to twist it to where "I'm just trying to eat and people harass me". Lou, once again, people aren't getting annoyed at you for wanting to eat. People are annoyed at you for spending money that you begged for under the guise of you being on the brink of starvation for instead a $24 meal at Burger King when that amount of money could feed you for a week. You're a late 30s gelatinous prick who thinks he's entitled to get to choose what he eats because "mommy didn't make me tendies", so instead of stuffing your gullet with homemade food, you decide you're going to go get BK.

Also, Lou, thank you for including the store number. It makes googling it much easier.



This BK is 1.4 miles away from you, Lou. How did you get there? We know you don't drive and your fatass can't stand walking that distance. It wasn't delivery because it was charged directly to your card. Oh wait. One of your parents drove you. Given up on the "my parents are immunocompromised!!" story now?



Oh, Lou. Greensburg is suburbs, not rural. There's quite a difference between those.



Another $10 off of someone I can only assume didn't bother to visit Lou's profile and look at literally anything aside from this one tweet. I'm still mesmerized people give this scamming fuck money. Archive

Also, hi "totally not reading this thread" Lou. You should read my first paragraph about you if you take nothing else from this post.

 

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I swear, this thread has more viewer involvement than a phone-in public access show getting raided by prank callers.

 

[Turael]

Archive: http://archive.vn/BNMTa

Hey Louis? I'm going to let you have this one for free. Ever think that when you have your public meltdowns at people who have a SLIGHTLY different opinion than you, when you call them every name in the book and so on... ever think that MIGHT make people not want to associate with you in the slightest? I don't know if you had a meltdown at this person in particular, but even observing you do it to someone else is enough to make most sane people want to keep the hell away from you. You give off all the signs of an abuser, and some people are sick of being victims of abusers.

Oh yeah, and calling someone out in public like this makes it look like you're hoping to get people to go after them. All you've accomplished with this post is make the person who blocked you feel like they made the right decision.