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Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @afurrytoo - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*
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Lou has mentioned diabetic retinopathy as part of a plea for larger tablets. He definitely has peripheral neuropathy now; even if he weren't playing it up for the disability review, it was proven by how he couldn't feel his foot hole as it grew.
Even with his stepdad's dialysis, I don't think it's occurred to Lou that you don't get to pick your preferred sequelae of diabetes off of a list.
Imagine Lou ending up with diabetic gastroparesis--the real thing, not the munchies' idiopathic gastroparesis that disappears when nobody is looking. It'd be a classical tragedy; Lou's defining passion for spaghetti and processed meat being the very thing that rendered him unable to eat them.
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I'm amused that a neighbor would call Lou a pedo.
I can imagine neighbors passing by the front of the Gagliardi household. On the porch is sitting Lou. Stained t-shirt, breathing from his mouth with a dead expression in his eyes. Remnants of his last spaghetti meal stain the corners of his mouth with small bits stuck in his beard. A white crust on one side from drooling in his sleep. His hair is wild and unkempt. There's part of a Walmart price sticker stuck to the side of his head. His hairy Italian legs are clad in pink basketball shorts. Varicose veins marble his pale calves while gray, rigidly unwashed socks conceal his bulbous diabetic club foot. His shirt has a picture of Wonder Woman on it, distorted and stretched by his manboobs. The small table has a 2-liter of soda pop, an iPad with a low battery warning stacked on top of two completely dead iPads, childrens' toys scattered about with a couple of action figures stacked in a sexual position, and books with pictures of cartoon characters on them.
The neighbor walks by with their six-year-old child in tow, both looking at Lou in confusion and fear. Lou looks at the kid expectantly and with a glimmer of excitement, then remembers he's nearly 40 and too old to ask them to play.
I can imagine neighbors passing by the front of the Gagliardi household. On the porch is sitting Lou. Stained t-shirt, breathing from his mouth with a dead expression in his eyes. Remnants of his last spaghetti meal stain the corners of his mouth with small bits stuck in his beard. A white crust on one side from drooling in his sleep. His hair is wild and unkempt. There's part of a Walmart price sticker stuck to the side of his head. His hairy Italian legs are clad in pink basketball shorts. Varicose veins marble his pale calves while gray, rigidly unwashed socks conceal his bulbous diabetic club foot. His shirt has a picture of Wonder Woman on it, distorted and stretched by his manboobs. The small table has a 2-liter of soda pop, an iPad with a low battery warning stacked on top of two completely dead iPads, childrens' toys scattered about with a couple of action figures stacked in a sexual position, and books with pictures of cartoon characters on them.
The neighbor walks by with their six-year-old child in tow, both looking at Lou in confusion and fear. Lou looks at the kid expectantly and with a glimmer of excitement, then remembers he's nearly 40 and too old to ask them to play.
He's such a pussy when it comes to the heat. The second it starts getting over 80, all of his posts become "I'M FUCKING DYING, ALL MY FAT MELTING INTO BUTTER, TOO HOT TO COOK, MUST LIVE OFF OF GRUBHUB UNTIL LATE SEPTEMBER, PAYPAL.ME/FOXYART." Like he hasn't been living in the same place for 36 god damn years. Like, yes, it was a rough learning curve from me when I spent my first summer in the Midwest after living in Seattle my whole life, but don't most people eventually get used to where they live? Lou, people live in India and Bangladesh and all sorts of other countries that get up to 130 degrees in the summer, and they still manage to cook. I'm pretty sure you're just a pussy. Also: lol fat
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He'll be charging that one back.
You had the same pity complaint last year before you even heard the word diabetes so, no.
"I've called myself a hero."
Fuck off.
"I've been called a scammer and grifter"
Because you are. I've been in this god-forsaken fandom for 15 years, and I have seen some shit well and truly hit the fan. Drama so juicy you can chew on it. People so vile that you want to start pricing up some new old stock Zyklon B. But I have never, in all my time, in all the people I've come across, seen anyone who changes their Twitter name anywhere near as frequently as you do. Nor have I ever seen anyone reimagine their fursona every five minutes to go with dumb name changes which occur so often that I'm betting they mean nothing to you anymore. Nothing more than a tool anyway.
I get it. A fursona is meant to be a reflection of how you feel inside. Sometimes that can be difficult to figure out. However you are taking the piss if you think that going through 40 fursonas in, what, two years, is in any way representative of who you think you are as a furry. Your fursona might as well be a chameleon.
The only people who change their names and fursonas as often as you do, are people with a nefarious agenda in mind, people who have something to hide, and good reason to hide it.
I'll take my megaphones and hats, please.
Fuck off.
"I've been called a scammer and grifter"
Because you are. I've been in this god-forsaken fandom for 15 years, and I have seen some shit well and truly hit the fan. Drama so juicy you can chew on it. People so vile that you want to start pricing up some new old stock Zyklon B. But I have never, in all my time, in all the people I've come across, seen anyone who changes their Twitter name anywhere near as frequently as you do. Nor have I ever seen anyone reimagine their fursona every five minutes to go with dumb name changes which occur so often that I'm betting they mean nothing to you anymore. Nothing more than a tool anyway.
I get it. A fursona is meant to be a reflection of how you feel inside. Sometimes that can be difficult to figure out. However you are taking the piss if you think that going through 40 fursonas in, what, two years, is in any way representative of who you think you are as a furry. Your fursona might as well be a chameleon.
The only people who change their names and fursonas as often as you do, are people with a nefarious agenda in mind, people who have something to hide, and good reason to hide it.
I'll take my megaphones and hats, please.
I disagree. Lou has merely been kind enough to start amassing content for next years bracket.
@Norman B. Normal may not have realized it, but apparently this last bracket was just the first annual contest.
Can Lou come up with a worthy challenger for HTC? I'm scared and excited to find out
If Lou is proud of being fat, why are all his fursonas slim? (Disproportionate breasts aside.)
He should solve the species problem by making his next fursona a liger. It's a tiger and a lion at once, removing some of the anxiety of choice, and they grow overly large and are in delicate health.
He should solve the species problem by making his next fursona a liger. It's a tiger and a lion at once, removing some of the anxiety of choice, and they grow overly large and are in delicate health.
I don't think Louie is proud of being fat. I think he's actually deeply ashamed of his obesity, but he's just so lazy and weak willed to do anything about it. So instead he uses his furfagsona as a form of escapism by always making them his physical ideal: fit, toned, and muscular (which is hilarious since they're also usually masculine ideals).
Others on the Farms have brought up Ligers before. I don't know if Louie is even aware of Ligers, but regardless he always cycles between the same few species of Lion, Tiger, and Cougar. Never a Leopard, Jaguar, Panther, Cheetah, or even a Liger. Likewise, he always cycles between the same few names like Ace and Diana. He's back to Ace, which is ironic because he's claimed that he associates Ace and Tigers with "the darkness and negativity" in his life or some such bullshit.
The hunt for the perfect fursona, but he only cycles through three or four species, is so strange.
He should consider flipping through a wikipedia list of "wildcat species," similar to the bare minimum of effort normal people use for finding glasses frames.
I vote for Pallas Cat.
He should consider flipping through a wikipedia list of "wildcat species," similar to the bare minimum of effort normal people use for finding glasses frames.
I vote for Pallas Cat.
he's said before that he doesn't like hybrids but I can't remember why
Hey, those are cute! I'd let that big boy take a nap in my lap, but I wouldn't let Lou on my Twitter feed. I vote elephant seal. Ugly as fuck, can barely move on the land, and can weigh up to 9,000 pounds.
Bull elephant seals at least have the power to back up their aggressive as shit attitude; their incisors can reach up to 6 inches and their blubber acts as a form of armor that deflects beforementioned incisors, look at those scars on it's hide. Lou doesn't have the grit to back up his piss-poor threats, and we've seen how well he takes even mild criticism. Something more akin to a tick or mola mola (see this comment as to why) would be a better fit- bloated, thin-skinned, lives to eat and barely intelligent enough to call alive.
Literally every creature on earth is more functional and useful than Lou.
We already voted on species months ago, although I can't remember the outcome.
I think much like being trans, being a furry isn't really being that thing to him. He just wants fap material (and of course to use the label and community for his own gain). Isn't autogynophelia (commonly used to describe trannies) a sexual attraction to the thought of yourself as a woman? It makes a lot of sense- he's a narcissist for sure but he is also straight... And the furry thing is just a fetish too. So he pretends he thinks he is that and gets art regularly because he likes to look at it but also gets bored fast.
I think much like being trans, being a furry isn't really being that thing to him. He just wants fap material (and of course to use the label and community for his own gain). Isn't autogynophelia (commonly used to describe trannies) a sexual attraction to the thought of yourself as a woman? It makes a lot of sense- he's a narcissist for sure but he is also straight... And the furry thing is just a fetish too. So he pretends he thinks he is that and gets art regularly because he likes to look at it but also gets bored fast.
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