Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @afurrytoo - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Theophilus Thistler]

Lou has been manically posting and I don't have the time to burn to go through his fat typing, however, this exchange popped up and I'm pretty sure the radioactive levels of autism streaming out off this gave me further brain damage, so I felt compelled to share it here.

Completely normal conversation between 2 middle aged men. (edit: context is, DID larper was live tweeting the newest must watch cape shit Disney-PlusTM show with the Marvelized verison of Norse god Loki - Lou's newest self-identifying autistic obsession!)

http://archive.md/8b06n

EDIT: This is tickling my top hat . "Pre art"- what the fuck is that Lou? I can only imagine what annoying bullshit Lou would have come at to the artist he's thrown pittance at to change his hideous fetish creature.

https://archive.md/2021.06.24-010348/https://twitter.com/afurrytoo/status/1407864863930695684

 

[Cable]

Didn't Disney come under fire recently for falsely DMCAing anything that as much as mentions Loki's name

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Didn't Disney come under fire recently for falsely DMCAing anything that as much as mentions Loki's name

They did, but if I was Disney I would avoid calming Lou in any capacity.

 

[Iron Hamster]

So is Lougie yellow now?

Always has been. He's a coward.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

The pancreas thing is related to diabetes isn't it? Isn't that where insulin comes from? But then again I believe type 2 isn't related to that, it's a resistance to the insulin that he does make. Could be both though, it's probably overworked.

I would guarantee he has damaged joints due to his weight except he doesn't leave his house, so he doesn't really put them under strain.

And, um... Your feet falling apart is not 'perfectly healthy'. Nor is your feet hurting from walking a lot, really. Poor conditioning would make it uncomfortable but if you walk as much as Louis claims, you won't be poorly conditioned anymore.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I hope it's real. If so, it's probably due to gallstones which are common among the morbidly obese. Has he complained about stomach pain or indigestion recently? I'd also like to see some Simpsons Lou selfies. Heckin gosh, this has me kind of excited.

I don't think Lou's jaundiced. His explanation of hyperbilirubinemia sounded like he tried to read a webMD article about it. He's got elevated bilirubin, but it just showed up on a lab draw. If he were visibly jaundiced, I feel like even his terrible family would be concerned, and he'd be taking plenty of pictures for the biggest grift yet.

I'm putting my money on an incoming Gallbladder Saga. Considering his challenging body habitus, they may not be able to remove it laparoscopically; I'm curious to watch as someone with Lou's intelligence, girth and hygiene tries to heal an abdominal incision.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Didn't Disney come under fire recently for falsely DMCAing anything that as much as mentions Loki's name

Wait did they really? I need to call up my buddy and claim my $200. After Disney acquired Marvel we made a bet about whether or not they’d actually be stupid enough to try to claim they own the rights to mythological beings that have existed for a thousand years before Walt Disney was even born. It seems I was correct in assuming the worst of that company

 

[PBJ Sucks]

I don't think Lou's jaundiced. His explanation of hyperbilirubinemia sounded like he tried to read a webMD article about it. He's got elevated bilirubin, but it just showed up on a lab draw. If he were visibly jaundiced, I feel like even his terrible family would be concerned, and he'd be taking plenty of pictures for the biggest grift yet.

I'm putting my money on an incoming Gallbladder Saga. Considering his challenging body habitus, they may not be able to remove it laparoscopically; I'm curious to watch as someone with Lou's intelligence, girth and hygiene tries to heal an abdominal incision.

True about his family- Lou complained about his mother removing the bandaid from his ulcer because she said it needed to breathe. Obviously thinking this proved his mother hates him, when it proved the opposite. Not to mention her asking for a fridge to store his insulin in, I'll believe he is actively sick when she tells us.

Is his stepfather or his brother on social media?

 

[Iron Hamster]

The pancreas thing is related to diabetes isn't it? Isn't that where insulin comes from? But then again I believe type 2 isn't related to that, it's a resistance to the insulin that he does make. Could be both though, it's probably overworked.

I would guarantee he has damaged joints due to his weight except he doesn't leave his house, so he doesn't really put them under strain.

And, um... Your feet falling apart is not 'perfectly healthy'. Nor is your feet hurting from walking a lot, really. Poor conditioning would make it uncomfortable but if you walk as much as Louis claims, you won't be poorly conditioned anymore.

As Aunt Carol said, he's using his poor google skills looking for the worst for the grift. His post actually supports the farm's observations that there's nothing preventing him from working due to the doctor finding nothing wrong with him.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Wow, Lou's absolutely abysmal diet is having effects on his health? Color me shocked! I know nothing about jaundice or its causes but idk, maybe he should consider eating a goddamn vegetable once a decade, I feel like that might help. I know it's a lot to ask of him, but baby steps; it'd be far too much to try for bigger suggestions like 'listen to the medical professionals trying to give you a diet that won't literally kill you' and 'maybe don't eat the same amount as a family of four for every meal.


That aside, you know I'm here for the art sperg.

Spoiler: commission etiquette

So first off I'd like to say that this is 50% the consequence of Lou typically commissioning the 'you get the service you pay for' cheap options, aka fifteen year olds and random shit-tier mcfurry, 50% Lou apparently being notoriously pain in the ass to work with and switching his mind all the goddamn time. If he was working with a higher tier artist who actually has a queue they'd probably be fine bumping him down the line until he makes up his mind.

That said, there's some fishiness on the 'they don't offer refunds though their TOS says they do'. Normally, the standard (and ethical) policy among furry artists is that if the artist hasn't started OR the artist is the one choosing to cancel, they refund in full. If work HAS started and the commissioner suddenly decides to cancel, they get only a partial refund based on how much time has gone into the work, plus whatever the artist has done so far. Some artists will offer a full refund on the caveat that they can then offer the half-finished piece as a 'YCH/Your Character Here' to make back their money, basically getting someone else to step in and have the picture finished as THEIR character instead.

The other factor (unlikely, considering the garbage tier people Lou buys from) is the value of a slot in queue. When an artist takes on a commission, they're agreeing to set aside the time to work on that piece, and filling their scheduling accordingly. If a guy hires me to do a big illustration that's gonna take a week and then abruptly cancels, suddenly I'm losing working time because I haven't lined up people to fill that vacancy and now have unpaid downtime. It's a problem, though probably not the one in this situation because again, Lou hires super newbie artists.

If Lou got told no refunds, my guess is that the artist (a) is young, inexperienced, and doesn't know shit about how to manage their rights, (b) he told them WELL IM JUST GONNA BE A PAIN AND TRY TO MAKE YOU CHANGE EVERYTHING HALF WAY THROUGH to try and strong arm a refund and they're pissed, and (c) they probably DID already start and are irritated that Lou's trying to change everything and/or drop the commission.

If it were anyone but Lou I'd probably take a bit more of a generous view of what might be happening here, but Lou's apparently on a furry 'Artist Beware' blacklist among the better known people anyways from what we've heard, so... lol, giving Lou the benefit of the doubt. My sympathies to the artist, when he eventually posts the com and bitches about it remind me to send them a sympathy giftbasket.

 

[BSC]

A notice to all the haters: Sending Louie spam emails is a form of cyberbullying, and is punishable by up to 2 years in jail. Ngl I found this one to be pretty funny.

Spoiler: liver stroll

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Louis doesn't seem to realize that corporate pandering is a vapid, soulless expression meant to get consumers to buy more product.

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I actually kind of agree with you here Lou. Humanity as a whole would be 1000% less parasitic if you offed yourself though.

Spoiler: badass explosion

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[Stowaway]

At least "Stroll for Liver" with a chance to win an iPad is a far better troll than those Catholic diocese newsletters he was getting a while back. I'm guessing someone more clever than Lou himself is responsible for this one.

 

[Cable]

here we go, the " 100% real harassment emails" saga again

 

[Iron Hamster]

A notice to all the haters: Sending Louie spam emails is a form of cyberbullying, and is punishable by up to 2 years in jail. Ngl I found this one to be pretty funny.
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Spoiler: liver stroll

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Louis doesn't seem to realize that corporate pandering is a vapid, soulless expression meant to get consumers to buy more product.
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I actually kind of agree with you here Lou. Humanity as a whole would be 1000% less parasitic if you offed yourself though.
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Spoiler: badass explosion

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Good to see he's thinking ahead to avert his homeless saga. He'll be reporting himself so he ends up in jail with 3 hots and a cot.
And while fatty is too chicken to post the headers for some reason (lol), the authorities will have no problem acquiring them.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

If Lou got told no refunds, my guess is that the artist (a) is young, inexperienced, and doesn't know shit about how to manage their rights, (b) he told them WELL IM JUST GONNA BE A PAIN AND TRY TO MAKE YOU CHANGE EVERYTHING HALF WAY THROUGH to try and strong arm a refund and they're pissed, and (c) they probably DID already start and are irritated that Lou's trying to change everything and/or drop the commission.
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Remember that Lou thinks artists charge extra for stripes because he switched from a cougar to a tiger when a commission was almost finished and was outraged when the artist told him they'd have to charge him more for the extra work.

At least "Stroll for Liver" with a chance to win an iPad is a far better troll than those Catholic diocese newsletters he was getting a while back. I'm guessing someone more clever than Lou himself is responsible for this one.

It's got liver disease, iPads, and lots of walking. I halfway suspect the event itself was made up specifically to troll Lou.

 

[JaneThough]

I wonder if this was intentional and if Lou will cry.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Lou's Abndoned Tablets]

I wonder if this was intentional and if Lou will cry.

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Top tier fucking troll. I wouldn't put it past Lou to flat out buy this off Corust just to complain more about him "stealing" his huge tiddy tiger.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Can someone tell my what a HOTS is and why he needs it to do chores?

 

[Dusk]

Can someone tell my what a HOTS is and why he needs it to do chores?

Job hunting is not a chore you fucking retard, it's something you do if you want money to buy cookie treats and luxury items. I'm assuming a "hots" is a hot meal, likely in this case a piping-hot pizza delivered right to your door. Or, as it would be called in literally any other point in human history, a miracle achievable only through witchcraft (or, at least, a fucking luxury reserved for those who serve a purpose beyond an eventual all-you-can-eat worm buffet).

 

[MetalParakeet]

Job hunting is not a chore you fucking retard, it's something you do if you want money to buy cookie treats and luxury items. I'm assuming a "hots" is a hot meal, likely in this case a piping-hot pizza delivered right to your door. Or, as it would be called in literally any other point in human history, a miracle achievable only through witchcraft (or, at least, a fucking luxury reserved for those who serve a purpose beyond an eventual all-you-can-eat worm buffet).

One of the chores he listed was laundry. So...he needs pizza donations to do..laundry? That'd what I'm getting out of this