Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @afurrytoo - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Lou's Abndoned Tablets]

One of the chores he listed was laundry. So...he needs pizza donations to do..laundry? That'd what I'm getting out of this

How the fuck can someone bitch about Laundry?

I'm willing to give a pass if you're excessively old and have mobility issues like lower back problems, but if you're telling me you're so pathetic you can't move cloth into a washing machine you're a munchie fuckwad.

It's at most, 10 mins of work. Toss everything in the machine, then let it do it's thing for an hour. Hang it out to dry. Requires almost no effort.

Are these people just stuck with a teenager mindset? "Oh no, chores! I'm so sick and unable to do them!"

Sack up like an adult. Jeez. Give me top hats for this, but damn some of these furry basket cases are incapable of the most basic stuff that needs to be done to just function.

What's next? "I need $80 to vac the floors, it's so hard"

 

[Theophilus Thistler]

Can someone tell my what a HOTS is and why he needs it to do chores?

He means “hot meal” - Ozzie Hambeast only cares about eating. (Edit- sorry missed this was already deciphered- Ozzie Grifter is truly a horrifying creature).

 

[Iron Hamster]

I wonder if this was intentional and if Lou will cry.

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That is one large piece of vomit.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

A notice to all the haters: Sending Louie spam emails is a form of cyberbullying, and is punishable by up to 2 years in jail. Ngl I found this one to be pretty funny.
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Gee Lou, that sure is yet ANOTHER email screenshotted the same minute it was sent. I know he's a fat sack of lard who lives glued to his screen, but somehow the fact that it happens every single time really doesn't lend any credibility to his cause.

Remember that Lou thinks artists charge extra for stripes because he switched from a cougar to a tiger when a commission was almost finished and was outraged when the artist told him they'd have to charge him more for the extra work.

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That's the rub of it, and the other half of why this artist obviously didn't want to take Lou's oh-so-generous 'well they could just start it and I'd just have them make lots and lots and lots of changes as we go'; generally speaking, a commissioner gets one chance to ask for (reasonable) changes and tweaks, and that's at the point where the artist sends the sketch to be approved. Past that point the artist mostly wants to be able to get their head down and get to work, not be sitting checking their email every ten minutes for the livetweet of Louie's ongoing identity crisis. It's normal for artists to start charging extra if the commissioner is a pain in the ass about wanting an endless string of revisions, and even if Lou can't tell the difference there's a hell of a lot of difference between a cougar and a tiger aside from 'just add stripes'.

I wonder if this was intentional and if Lou will cry.

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Jesus Christ, Corust going for the throat. Impressive that they actually managed to pull a semi-tolerable design out of the absolute degeneracy of Lou's muscle fetish trannytigger, the general Caribbean palette is actually not bad if you like this sort of cotton candy shit. It's still funny as shit to me that Lou's current archnemesis is making better art than anything Lou can afford (though I don't think Corust is known for being into this sort of muscle bullshit so it probably stuck in their craw a bit to draw it).

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

At least "Stroll for Liver" with a chance to win an iPad is a far better troll than those Catholic diocese newsletters he was getting a while back. I'm guessing someone more clever than Lou himself is responsible for this one.

We keep clowning on him by assuming that the emails are sent by himself due to the fact that the timestamps are so soon after it arrived in his inbox, but it could very well be a few trolls actually doing it. In this case, the timestamps are explained by the him probably being perpetually glued to his many tablets and computers, checking every notification obsessively within moments, desparate for one that lets him know a sucker just sent his paypal some cash, or that his latest deformed weasel commission has been completed

I wonder if this was intentional and if Lou will cry.

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I can't tell for certain given Corust is an actual furry artist, and furry artists are known for making horribly designed characters and auctioning them off, but I really want to believe this is a jab at Lou. It would be such a perfect troll if it's true!

If this is a big deviation from their normal style then it HAS to be a troll. I'm just not familiar with Corust's art, I only know of them due to the Lou callout posts.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

A notice to all the haters: Sending Louie spam emails is a form of cyberbullying, and is punishable by up to 2 years in jail. Ngl I found this one to be pretty funny.
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Spoiler: liver stroll

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Louis doesn't seem to realize that corporate pandering is a vapid, soulless expression meant to get consumers to buy more product.
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I actually kind of agree with you here Lou. Humanity as a whole would be 1000% less parasitic if you offed yourself though.
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How many fucking weird “raffles” and promises of free money or expensive electronics has Lou signed up for on the internet because he’s that technologically illiterate? All the “harassing emails” he gets that aren’t just blatantly him sending hate mail to himself are probably almost always just the same usual internet scams and “You signed up for _____! Click this totally not a phishing url link if this wasn’t you!” that everybody gets these days.

 

[0 1]

semi-tolerable design

We must be looking at different images. This looks like a Lite Brite threw up on a "mirror image" tool.

 

[Mr. Internet]

I can't tell for certain given Corust is an actual furry artist, and furry artists are known for making horribly designed characters and auctioning them off, but I really want to believe this is a jab at Lou. It would be such a perfect troll if it's true!

If this is a big deviation from their normal style then it HAS to be a troll. I'm just not familiar with Corust's art, I only know of them due to the Lou callout posts.

Took a look through his other adopts going back since February and saw that he's only drawn woman tits once and no muscular female characters- I'm putting in my vote that it's a jab at our boy Louie.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

We must be looking at different images. This looks like a Lite Brite threw up on a "mirror image" tool.

Idk man, it's pride month and after having seen ten million 'tee hee this is the tranny/lesbean/gofuckyourselfsexual flag colors as a design, aren't I clever and original' I'm desperate for ANYTHING that doesn't look like it was color picked from a tumblr blog. This could be a nice palette if not used on... that. It could look better when properly lit/shaded and not paperdoll-mirrorflipped.
And it's STILL better than any of the shit Lou's commissioned, lol.

Spoiler: qq

Plus when you're an artist you unfortunately have to deal with a nonstop inundation of faguéttes and after coming across shit like THIS in the same server I was in, I'm just happy for anything that looks like it had a more refined color palette than 'all of them'.

For bonus points it's supposed to be one of the person's seven headmates and the chat was rapidly involving into murry purry rp bullshit. This is the crap I have to see all day long. Pray for me.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

Being glued to the screen doesn't explain why he checks every piece of email the second it comes in. He says he gets sooo much it must take time to wade through it all even if he is blocking them. Especially when spam works around blocks, it comes from all sorts of different emails in my experience.

Dunno how many emails he has but he seems to be signed up to a lot of things, odds are that email is attached to a few of them. The liver thing *is* a different sort of spam so it could be different and I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if somebody is trolling him. But kiwifarmers are not the most likely suspect. He has a ton of "fans" unaffiliated with us.

In conclusion even with being glued to the screen it still seems highly unlikely that he checks every single piece of spam that comes into his emails and furthermore gets to them all instantly.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Lou really DOES need to do something prison-worthy. He'd get 2-3 hots (a lot of prisons do a sack lunch instead) and a cot and he'd get free treatment for his diabeetus and a nurse to measure out his pharmacy-refrigerated insulin, hand it to him, and then dispose of the needle in a sharps container and pass out his other meds at specific times daily and he'd get diabetic shoes and socks for free as well as glasses and some prisons allow tablets even. Also D&D is really big in prisons so he could still be a True and Honest Gamer.

Just don't commit an offense against a child. Armed robbery is his best bet.

Edit: Also they do your laundry for you... a few times a week anyway. Which honestly is a lot more often than Lou does HIS laundry.

 

[0 1]

Lou really DOES need to do something prison-worthy. He'd get 2-3 hots (a lot of prisons do a sack lunch instead) and a cot and he'd get free treatment for his diabeetus and a nurse to measure out his pharmacy-refrigerated insulin, hand it to him, and then dispose of the needle in a sharps container and pass out his other meds at specific times daily and he'd get diabetic shoes and socks for free as well as glasses and some prisons allow tablets even. Also D&D is really big in prisons so he could still be a True and Honest Gamer.

Just don't commit an offense against a child. Armed robbery is his best bet.

Edit: Also they do your laundry for you... a few times a week anyway. Which honestly is a lot more often than Lou does HIS laundry.

If Louis goes to prison, it'll be for the laziest crime possible, like tax evasion or loitering.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

If Louis goes to prison, it'll be for the laziest crime possible, like tax evasion or loitering.

I don't think you can go to prison for loitering...

 

[Lou's Abndoned Tablets]

I don't think you can go to prison for loitering...

He just needs to hang around the entrance of a store, blocking the entrance with his large assed frame so others cannot get in.

Lou will escalate the situation naturally, leading to prison.

 

[Mr. Internet]

"Pallete experimenting" Sure bud, that's what you were doing.

Even other furfags know that Lou's trannysona is garbage. I can't figure out what would be funnier, another furry buying Corust's best take and debatably better designed titty tiger and Lou whining about it or it going unsold and being proof that no one would willingly buy this eyesore, even when it's been dolled up to look semi-decent for furry standards.

 

[Berserker Armor]

So is Lougie yellow now?

He would be like a backwards version of the blueberry expansion thing kevvie gibs likes so much but lemon... Loumon Gags. A giant lemon. There’s a fursona right there.
I want to know also. Is he yellow?

"Pallete experimenting" Sure bud, that's what you were doing.

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Even other furfags know that Lou's trannysona is garbage. I can't figure out what would be funnier, another furry buying Corust's best take and debatably better designed titty tiger and Lou whining about it or it going unsold and being proof that no one would willingly buy this eyesore, even when it's been dolled up to look semi-decent for furry standards.

I just wanna courst is a king and would lowkey buy this for the laughs if I could

 

[kevin]

Idk man, it's pride month and after having seen ten million 'tee hee this is the tranny/lesbean/gofuckyourselfsexual flag colors as a design, aren't I clever and original' I'm desperate for ANYTHING that doesn't look like it was color picked from a tumblr blog. This could be a nice palette if not used on... that. It could look better when properly lit/shaded and not paperdoll-mirrorflipped.
And it's STILL better than any of the shit Lou's commissioned, lol.

Spoiler: qq

Plus when you're an artist you unfortunately have to deal with a nonstop inundation of faguéttes and after coming across shit like THIS in the same server I was in, I'm just happy for anything that looks like it had a more refined color palette than 'all of them'.
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For bonus points it's supposed to be one of the person's seven headmates and the chat was rapidly involving into murry purry rp bullshit. This is the crap I have to see all day long. Pray for me.

there is a lot going on in that fursona that's very, very wrong but all I keep wondering is "why does the front most tail have a scaley underside?"

 

[BSC]

Could yinz guys please take pity and donate to a poor, disabled, jaundiced trans woman? I like how he notes in his screenshot that he has $4.59 in his bank account. If that's the case then what's the point of screenshotting your paypal Lou? We've known for a long time that you siphon money from your paypal to your bank account in order to appear broke when you actually aren't.

Spoiler: screenshots

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I need $180 to get food and stuff. You're not supposed to say the quiet part out loud Louie. Any guesses as to the reasoning for the $180 figure?

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I'm going to preface this by saying I like the idea of fucking dogs I am white. Sanctimonious Lou might be my favorite tbh. It's so painfully ironic coming from someone as reprehensible as Louis.

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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

>doing nothing that could cause it
Well, he ain't lying about that. But he sure as fuck ain't telling the truth either.

RE: Derek Chauvin
He'd be the first to call the cops on a black guy who's "acting menacingly" or "threatening him" in Wal-Mart. That whole shitshow - the killing of Saint George Floyd - was fucking retarded and its effects on society have been nothing but catastrophic.

Edit: tiredposting etc.

Anyway, lardass doesn't seem to understand a very simple thing: if your life is a constant string of emergencies it's not an emergency any more, it's business as usual, and is indicative of you fucking up big league bigly big time, all the time. Another great example for this is incredibly fat manatee-face Sean "Siobhan" "Saphixy" Simpson, a terminally unemployable alleged economist whose only content is "I'm gonna miss rent please help" and "tired sigh" after showing a screenshot of an empty bank/paypal balance. You need to unfuck your fucked up shit if you're missing rent, teetering on the edge of eviction, and depending on extensions every month.

Assuming he's telling the truth.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

He'd be the first to call the cops on a black guy who's "acting menacingly" or "threatening him" in Wal-Mart.

Fortunately for Lou, African-Americans are much less likely to buy into tranny bullshit than white Americans, so he'd easily be able to write off any scary interactions with black folks as twansfobia.