Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @afurrytoo - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Norman B. Normal]

i think what is weird about it is that no matter how you interpret the question, it's ridiculous. "how do you buy pillows?" like... where do you buy them? can they be bought online or do you need to go to a special pillow store? can they be purchased using standard American currency, or do pillow merchants only barter for their goods? what kinds of things do you need to consider when buying pillows? do they have a sleep number like your mattress does? will my existing pillowcases work on my new pillows, or will i need to upgrade?

As if a trip to Bed Bath & Beyond isn't just about as close as you can get to visiting Heaven in this life.

When did Lou protest? He means protesting that his UberEats driver was late, right?

We all know Lou didn't go to Pittsburgh for a protest. He thinks Pittsburgh is far enough away to require staying in a hotel for two weeks for a weekend long convention.

So, was it the protest in Greensburg, Lou? Let's see if we can spot him in the crowd. Luckily a reporter set up a stationary camera that basically got every single person at the protest (about 200) on video:

Maybe the 400 lb neckbeard in a tiger face mask just blended into the crowd and we missed him. The protest was on May 31, from about 2 PM to 4 PM. I'm sure Lou Tweeted some inspirational messages from the signs, or got a great shot of the crowd. Let's see what he was up to during the protest:

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Ahhh. Here we go. A Tweet about the protest with all the dispassion of someone who had no clue it was happening until it was over:

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This dude is so full of shit. Where did he protest? On his fucking front porch?

I hope that the weekenditude of the present moment combined with my current advanced state of drunkenness entitles me to address the fact that the_gneech's Twitter name is "The Gneech! Aww YEAH!", which is something that's been bugging for the past several weeks:

Son, "Aww YEAH!" is a privilege, and it's one you haven't earned. Dial it back and I'll continue to withhold my opinion on the quality of the artwork to which you've devoted the last 20 years of your life.

 

[Lurk]

http://archive.md/0Dnvl

Lou already planning his next virtue-wank

Fuck, I almost want to out myself and offer to buy the game to see how quick he backtracks. Its amusing that, considering all his whining about trumpbux, Lou would be happy to receive money from Orange Man but not a kiwi farmer. New Zealand fruit farmers = worse than Trump

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Lou already planning his next virtue-wank

Maybe don't spend the $240 you can't afford on a single art piece next time, fucknugget. He's just like the gypsies around these parts: get da gubmint gibs, frivolously spend it in one or two days, proceed to eat plain bread/rice/boiled potatoes for the next 28-29 goddamn fucking days while whining how they can't live on that much money and they need more.

That's the face of 400 hundred lbs. At the very least.
Reminds me of Jabba the Troon, star of a much shorter thread, another habitual e-beggar who can't keep his sob story straight and consistent:

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How tall is Lou supposed to be? 6'1"? With the same kind of fat fucking fat face, he's easily 50 lbs heavier, and Sean "Serenity Dee" Simpson never specified how much over 350 he is.

Well, at least Lou still has a full head of hair. Good for him.

 

[Iron Hamster]

How tall is Lou supposed to be? 6'1"?

He's not 6'1" as evidenced in the bounce house video. He's an oompa loompa

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

He's not 6'1" as evidenced in the bounce house video. He's an oompa loompa

Rate me late lazy then. I can recall him stating in a tweet he was 6'1" but not the video Got it now. I think that had some aspect ratio issues. if it's the one I'm thinking of. Never mind, I found full-body photo of him in the OP and there's no way he'd be anywhere near 6'.

 

[NyQuilninja]

This fat little grifter is a troll we all know this But it's amazing to think closely this he mimics real troon loons
Heres a list
Furry
"Artist"
Autism
Troon but not transitioning
Jobless
Racism
Sexist
Compulsively lying
Its seams like now all most anyone can claim to a tranny to get pitybuxs

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I appreciate his side by side comparison, it really serves as a nice reminder that the skinny big-titted anime avatar/ furry sexpot/ female RPG character is invariably a big sweaty neckbeard basementdweller who looks like he has a cum jar on his windowsill of the basement.

I hate when people constantly caption shit with 'I know I'm ugly/fat/w/e '. I know it's just because they want some fawning reassurance that no, secretly they're beautiful, but godDAMN man trust me you don't need a caption for what we can sure as shit see for ourselves.

 

[Lurk]

Lou is still seething at being called out for his behaviour

Well, at least Lou still has a full head of hair. Good for him.

Yeah, about the only thing he has going for him is that the reaper hasn't come for his hairline yet. Of course, its an absolute waste sitting atop lard mountain.

 

[Kled]

Lou is still seething at being called out for his behaviour
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Yeah, about the only thing he has going for him is that the reaper hasn't come for his hairline yet. Of course, its an absolute waste sitting atop lard mountain.

Everything in his "clapback" is hilarious as shit. Calling someone a cuck, lording over whoever it is because they dont have a pfp.. hes like a kid who heard a parent curse and hes parroting it because it makes him sound like an adult. Also he is a prime example of a motive to lose weight if you need to.

 

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Fuck, I almost want to out myself and offer to buy the game to see how quick he backtracks. Its amusing that, considering all his whining about trumpbux, Lou would be happy to receive money from Orange Man but not a kiwi farmer. New Zealand fruit farmers = worse than Trump

That drawing is literally this meme.

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Yeah, about the only thing he has going for him is that the reaper hasn't come for his hairline yet. Of course, its an absolute waste sitting atop lard mountain.

I don't know how having a profile picture and followers invalidates a message. A majority of people here don't even have personal Twitter accounts they actually use, yet Louis holds onto our words so intently anyway.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I like the "It's just my art style" caption better tbh.

 

[Humpty hump]

Yeah, about the only thing he has going for him is that the reaper hasn't come for his hairline yet. Of course, its an absolute waste sitting atop lard mountain.

Lou’s hair is actually kind of impressive, especially considering his age and overall poor health. It’s a shame that he clearly doesn’t wash it or take better care of it.

 

[Lurk]

http://archive.md/d4iTJ

Has Lou started following Kevvie or something? So much for being asexual

 

[SIGSEGV]

http://archive.md/d4iTJ
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Has Lou started following Kevvie or something? So much for being asexual

I had to double check the Twitter handle and which thread I had opened because this reads like an actual Kevin Gibes tweet. What the fuck, Lou?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

>looks at who her friends are

I don't know which one I like more: the "her" or the "friends" part.

Move to Tran Ranch, Lou. You'll find "lots of cuties fsdsafasgassfgasfas " to date there.

 

[LTO Data Cartridge]

>looks at who her friends are

I don't know which one I like more: the "her" or the "friends" part.

Move to Tran Ranch, Lou. You'll find "lots of cuties fsdsafasgassfgasfas " to date there.

Kevin seems to rub noses with just about every troon cow on the net, so we can hope.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He soooooooo wants to eat a penis.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Lou is no Am Hole. He's not even Was Hole.

 

[Vapewizard]

Move to Tran Ranch, Lou. You'll find "lots of cuties fsdsafasgassfgasfas " to date there.

I unironically want this to happen just to see how long it'd take other troons to get sick and tired of his antics IRL.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

He soooooooo wants to eat a penis.

Problem is, he'd literally eat it if he was really hungry. Cheap alternative for "proper" SRS, I guess.