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NOTE TO ALL NEW VISITORS/SYMPATHIZERS FOR LOUIS
Do not give Louis your money. Louis is a hateful, immoral liar and any perception to the contrary is irrefutably wrong. It may seem to be an obvious statement to some, but people regularly still offer donations to Louis.
Louis does not know how to spend or save money, let alone the value of it. He will lie to you about where your money is going, and act indignant if you complain after the fact by insisting your money is now his, and therefor that you have no say in where it should go. He will lie about how much money he needs and what it's needed for. He does not have any struggle to find a job, he simply chooses not to. He is not being discriminated against, as he lives just outside of Pittsburgh, the 19th most liberal city in his country. He is surrounded by literal thousands of entry-level job opportunities within no more than a one hour commute from his residence. His threats to kill himself are empty, and threatening suicide is his default approach to any situation where he doesn't get what he wants, and he immediately ceases these supposed suicidal tendencies when he realizes it won't work each and every time it fails.
As shown above, Louis's begging attempts are universally scams. He does not need food, as his parents regularly supports him, he is currently wearing XXXXXL to XXXXXXL shirts from his engorging, and he eats meals big enough to feed a large family for each dinner and drinks soda like it was water. Louis does not need your money either, as he currently is known to have recently bid nearly $240 on an art pin-up, purchased a Mac computer with a wireless mouse and two speakers, an Apple-specific and expensive touchscreen pen, an expensive and high-end gaming laptop, two iPads, an iPhone, an additional phone, Alexa, and a Playstation 4 and Switch game console which he has gleefully made recent game purchases/pre-orders for both, some even being the same game purchased twice, with nearly half a thousand dollars worth of purchases for his Switch alone. When he isn't buying needless electronics, he has a long and consistent history of needlessly buying pornographic art of his ever-changing fursona, and he will spend your money on porn commissions of his fursona (even ones made by trolls to mock him), needlessly donate to furries on Patreon, or splurge it going to furry conventions and buying pointless trinkets and memorabilia there.
Most importantly, Louis is a cruel and manipulative liar who is not a "good person" in any conceivable sense. He has assaulted strangers in public, sent violent threats directly to those who unwittingly exposed his lies through trying to help him, admitted to wanting his 5-year-old nephew to use furry porn characters as role models, has faked his own harassment, decided to directly engage with users in this very thread for pity, had wished death on a person who was trying to reassure him solely because they were religious, angrily insulted people for objecting to him taking the money they gave him for bills (which were already fulfilled) and spending it on take-out, games, and porn, and is known to use his donated money to commit fraud, meaning he effectively used people's support to steal from others. Whether you share his situation (where he will either tell you to shut up or call you a liar), are worse off than him (which he will mirthfully mock you for if not try to trick you into pitying him), or are at the top of the economic ladder (from major politicians to national celebrities), you are nothing more than a bank statement to Louis.
If he treats the people offering him gently worded, empathetic, and helpful support like this because they didn't just let him take their money, there is no reason to believe he'll treat you any better, and history has proven this. Louis only wants to use you for all your worth and discard you once you no longer serve a purpose. He does not want to be your friend, as relationships are only a means to end for him. If you have any pity for him, you are being tricked, and Louis thrives off of preying on your sympathy.
Louis Dominic Gagliardi III (yes, really), who changes his alias as often as the weather, is a fat, annoying loser from Pittsburgh. The end.
All credit goes to @Great Dane for research, archival, and this thread as a whole. Further thanks goes to @Dustlord for the initial post about Louis and @AirdropShitposts for Louis's dox.
Seriously speaking, Louis is a trans furry nearing his 40's who lives with his parents, begs for money with every breath to use it on frivolous purchases (gleefully providing evidence thereof), and has taken up yelling into the empty, uncaring, and easily entertained void that is Kiwifarms.
Louis has a habit of changing is identity constantly, thus his usernames do not fit into the thread's title (although a focused effort will be made to always have his active Twitter account's username in the title). Therefor, they are as follows:
alexamckay8 / fzygal /pghtgr / pwrpoom / pghfur / dynatiger / roxitiger / Kara Star / Alexa Maddox / Starrpowa / pgfur#5344 (Discord username) / dynatiger / roxitiger / bigprrflr / tigergirl / blkpnthr / zatig / loug28 / tainsley / Dinah Bertenelli / wondertig / fzygrrl / tigerrpwr / deetigrr / acetigress / dinahtigress
While he is prone to deleting his accounts with zero provocation (to the point of raising suspicion of some form of neurosis or disorder), new accounts of his resurface with zero attempt to hide his identity. On the contrary, each account he makes are counterintuitively filled with desperate attempts to reclaim his notability that he invariably loses with each deletion. His antics are obnoxious enough that even other furries lose their patience with him, and has garnered a reputation for being extremely irritating and pathetic.
As of late, he has taken up a new hobby of reading Kiwifarms and responding directly to every post made about him. Given that fact, hi Louis!
To understand Louis, it's imperative to unfold his story in order of intrigue rather than chronology to fully capture the feeling of discovery which came from finding this diamond in the rough.
Poetically, Louis was first mentioned on Kiwifarms by user @Excellent at Mediocrity twice in the Personal Lolcows thread, where he was mocked for his regular and incessant begging. Predictably, he was quickly forgotten after a laugh or two.
Not long after, Louis was first brought to Kiwifarms' attention proper via a little post by the user @Dustlord noting Louis proudly announcing that he is a virgin who is seen as a disappointment by his mother. And no, that's not a facetious exaggeration, as shown below.
Immediately afterwards, since Louis makes zero attempt to hide his identity, he was effectively doxed by information Louis himself offered through the uncovering by user @AirdropShitposts.
As per the standard Louis fashion, he was also mocked for whinging that people think he's annoying and that he had no money, to be further developed later. As per standard Kiwifarms fashion, since Kiwifarms users lack object permanence, Louis was forgotten to have ever existed once he fell out of their collective memory.
However, Louis decided to draw further attention to himself by explicitly mentioning Kiwifarms, claiming to be a "popufur" (or a "popular furry"), allegedly not bothered by being talked about or doxed because he willfully put the information out there. Louis even edited his biography to identify himself as a "target of Kiwifarms" for more pity.
Shameless, Louis immediately confirms he only drew attention to the fact that he was mentioned on Kiwifarms in order to beg for money by stating in no uncertain terms that he wants money for being mentioned by Kiwifarms.
When questioned by a follower who was unaware what Kiwifarms even is, Louis answers that they're a hate group who targets trans individuals and has a kill counter for each person they cause to commit suicide. This "kill counter" statement is most likely Louis being tricked by a somewhat common joke among Kiwifarms used to trick new readers.
But not only that, Louis decides he wants to have his cake and eat it too, and types out a post acting scared and defenseless amidst attempts to "stay strong." Rather than an obvious ploy for money, however, this was instead an obvious ploy to be reinvited to furry communities he had been exiled from for being too annoying.
Not a day later, it was discovered that Louis was still posting about Kiwifarms, this time threatening to "take care of [them]" by sending private messages to his friends which will "have everything set in motion."
Soon after, a mysterious, intelligent, and beautiful user crossposted the raving lunacy above from the Kiwifarms Reviews thread into the Trans general megathread (proving that the latter is the only thread Louis reads) while jokingly stating that Louis was planning to DDoS the site. Because Louis is stupid, humorless, or both, he perceived this as genuine fear from the Kiwifarms users and attempts to diffuse (read: backpedal) the situation by stating he wasn't going to DDoS the site nor was he going to actually do anything, stating he's "a writer, not a programmer."
This obviously ignores how his previous post was a blatant and thinly veiled threat to DDoS the site, conflicting with his claim that he both wasn't going to do so nor anything malicious in general. His excuse claiming to only be a writer with no knowledge of programming is also irrelevant since he had claimed in the previous post to be contacting people to do it for him, meaning even Louis himself can't keep track of his own empty threat.
To accentuate his encounter with Kiwifarms, Louis finally claimed to only be "playing [their] attention seeking game and enjoying every second of it" as a clear attempt to dissuade users from continuing to mock him. However, all this achieved was making it all the more clear he fails to understand Kiwifarms only exists to document and discuss idiocy such as his, not to expressly make the individuals it discusses feel bad or to deny them of "attention."
Deciding that since he's already dug his own grave he might as well dig until he hit bedrock, @Dork Of Ages archived that Louis went on to indirectly respond to users on Kiwifarms via Twitter, including goading them into revealing their (generally non-existent) Twitter accounts.
Due to his neurotic nature, Louis then immediately expresses his regret upon doing so.
He then proves that he actually was bothered by his full name and image being posted, making zero effort to keep his bluff to the contrary going for the sake of sweet, precious pity.
Capping off his encounter, Louis "deletes" his Twitter by protecting his tweets and renaming the account to "Abandoned Account." For those unfamiliar with Twitter, this is not how you delete your account. Given that Louis has deleted his Twitter accounts before, this heavily suggests that he intended to reopen his account for more attention and pity later. He, however, reneged and wound up deleting the account as a whole later, perhaps in realization that this plan was moronic.
Louis would then proceed to make, by no exaggeration, three or four Twitter accounts which he would delete and remake with a timespan of mere weeks once he was discovered again and again. Of course, this didn't stop him from doing a couple of potshots at Kiwifarms by calling them "the terrorists" and claiming his Discord was hacked by them before deleting the accounts within literal hours, as discovered by @Immortal Technique.
As per Louis's own admission above, he is jobless, excusing his unemployment as "living in a transphobic area." Not a single day goes by where Louis is active on his Twitter and doesn't shill his Paypal begging for money, which ironically led to his own dox being discovered due to it linking to his true identity.
Simply to demonstrate the sheer amount of panhandling Louis does on a near-daily basis, below is a collection of his tweets begging for money.
As uncovered by @Guy Made Of Bees, the limits of his begging suggest that he fails to even understand the concept of money at the age of around 37, claiming to need over a thousand dollars for throwing up on his shirt. What is especially important in this tweet, however, is his admission that he lives with his parents and that he will not spend his money on needless purchases.
His statement that he will not spend his money frivolously is, expectantly, a blatant lie. What is unexpected, however, is that Louis disproves himself in a tweet immediately afterwards where he admits he needs $200 to attend a furry convention and even more on a commission for pregnancy porn of his fursona despite apparently starving, being late on insurance payments, and running out of clothing. On top of this, he has revealed throughout the course of this thread to own a Nintendo Switch and Sony Playstation 4 (and regularly buys games for each), revealing that his attempts at begging are blatant lies.
Next, his statement that his parents won't help him because they are "transphobic," which has never quite been divulged by Louis, but given that they allow him to live in their home without him offering any help or monetary support, this is unquestionably Louis fighting against his parents. At most, the only cause of tension between him and his parents regarding his gender identity is his mother's disappointment at his transitioning. Humorously, the most recent example of his parents' transphobia, according to Louis, was a tweet complaining his parents didn't get him anything from McDonalds, as shown in the fourth tweet below.
On the other side of the story, Louis refuses to find any work. His claims to be living in a "transphobic community" is evidently a coping mechanism for his outright refusal to find a job, as in the third tweet shown above, he expresses displeasure at needing to receive training to work. As for the first two tweets, Louis begged for money to buy a laptop, supposedly to be used for "writing commissions and editing commissions," neither of which has any evidence proving Louis had created any since its purchase. Therefor, Louis's excuse for not finding work is only due to his own laziness and ineptitude, not his would-be employers'. As such, Louis continues to be a leech on both society and his parents, the latter of which Louis regularly shows contempt for despite them allowing him a home to stay for free. This includes his tendency to outright lie for money, as demonstrated below.
According to an insider, Louis learned these begging habits due to an experience where he got mild popularity for a brief while after asking for cash to buy shoes. This rallying led to him gaining $1,000 for nothing, which he allegedly spent the entirety of within a week. This explains his current method of begging: asking for exorbitant amounts of money for simple articles of clothing and food. Louis thus is trying to recapture the specific series of events which led to that very moment once more, hence why he dedicates so much of his time doing so. Effectively, Louis sees begging for money a lucrative investment and feasible source of income because of this experience.
As a final aside, Louis also had tweeted in support of Kevin Gibes, another lolcow, and the moving of his ranch, facilitating begging by proxy for another person.
If the the below isn't evidence enough, coupled with the above, Louis is extremely annoying. Any tweet not complaining about politics, other people, or money are rife with emotional abuse, manipulation, and threats of suicide.
In fact, Louis is so annoying that even other furries (DO NOT LOOK AT THEIR TWITTER ACCOUNTS IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY) tire of his irritating antics. They also identify him as an individual who was banned from many of their personal groups, removing any doubt that Louis is universally disliked by the furry community, amazingly.
As demonstrated by his Wikifur article (written by himself, of course), and its extensive edit history, Louis can only think in the capacity of himself. When a moderator of the website warned him for the poor quality of his article, he could only comprehend it as a personal attack.
Despite Louis's sensitive nature and proclivity to deleting accounts, Louis's social network exclusively exists online, meaning he will continue to serve as a source of entertainment until he works to improve himself and his behavior (in other words, the heat death of the universe). And spoiler warning, he doesn't:
Louis "Lou" Gagliardi
DOB: October 16, 1983
125 S Hamilton Ave, Greensburg, PA
Personal email: email@example.com
God help you if you want his active Twitter.
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