Lolcow Lous Twinklinson "MPREG Writer" Fantasizes about Harry Styles from 1D - has rape/slavery/incest fantasies about a shit pop band

[RP 520]

So today I noticed it was #heterosexualprideday on twitter so what better way to celebrate then to bait some REE's from the twitter populace?

So I caught a good one:

https://twitter.com/KeepCalmBlue/status/748135207165919232
https://archive.md/9C1DT

I got curious and looked at his profile, and to my surprise, he's an MPREG writer:
https://www.wattpad.com/user/LouisTwinklinson
https://archive.md/9Lvrw

To quote the summary of one of his "stories" The Paper Airplane

The Paper Airplane necklace changes peoples' lives. It changes them from nobodies to somebodies. It gives them a dangerous life encompassed by dangerous people. If you get a Paper Airplane necklace, kiss your old life goodbye.

What will happen when Louis receives one of those very necklaces from the infamous Harry Styles? What will he do when his life changes? Will he be strong enough to keep everything together? Will be he able to save people he never thought of saving? Will Harry be able to keep Louis safe from the life that he dragged him into?

This is a Dark spin-off.

This is an Mpreg (Male Pregnancy)

2014 Bromance Awards (Olympic) 1st place 'Popular Multiple Bromance'

Also he's one of these people that uses the same name for everything.

https://archive.md/3MuYC
https://archive.md/5y5VE

I've found 5 tumblrs so far that seem to be related to him:
https://archive.md/ApJot
https://archive.md/kNaR1
https://archive.md/vDDcZ
https://archive.md/Y8SAL
https://archive.md/7Vnyi

Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Nobody involved with mpreg is a functional human being.

 

[ActualKiwi]

So today I noticed it was #heterosexualprideday on twitter so what better way to celebrate then to bait some REE's from the twitter populace?

So I caught a good one:
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https://twitter.com/KeepCalmBlue/status/748135207165919232
https://archive.md/9C1DT

I got curious and looked at his profile, and to my surprise, he's an MPREG writer:
https://www.wattpad.com/user/LouisTwinklinson
https://archive.md/9Lvrw

To quote the summary of one of his "stories" The Paper Airplane



Also he's one of these people that uses the same name for everything.

https://archive.md/3MuYC
https://archive.md/5y5VE

I've found 5 tumblrs so far that seem to be related to him:
https://archive.md/ApJot
https://archive.md/kNaR1
https://archive.md/vDDcZ
https://archive.md/Y8SAL
https://archive.md/7Vnyi

Let's see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

"My salt will burn your skin off swine" for Line of the year 2016.

 

[RP 520]

First fucking world fucking problems:

Some more select salt:

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

So he's basically alienating every straight person just to get some asspats from other gays on Twitter?

This is a man with priories, clearly.

 

[Coldgrip]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/lol2-png.109812/

19 and already this pathetic? I say he an heroes at 25.

 

[RP 520]

19 and already this pathetic? I say he an heroes at 25.

Considering his obsessions he'll probably be thrown into a loony bin for stalking a boy band demanding that they get him pregnant.

 

[Cosmos]

First fucking world fucking problems:
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Some more select salt:
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Who is Briana? Because unless I know for sure my mind is subbing in Brianna Wu.

 

[RP 520]

Who is Briana? Because unless I know for sure my mind is subbing in Brianna Wu.

I did a quick google and apparently it's the name of the child of one of the 1D members. This guy is creepily obsessed with them.

 

[Cosmos]

I did a quick google and apparently it's the name of the child of one of the 1D members. This guy is creepily obsessed with them.

Rereading his posts, he has an Instagram devoted to Briana. That is super fucking weird.

 

[nonnewtonian]

Pretty sure this isn't a dude. They list their name as Ayla on their WattPad and Tumblr (tinytwinklinson, NSFW warning). The pseudonym "Louis Twinklinson" is a play on Loius Tomlinson, one of the members of One Direction.

 

[Adamska]

Pretty sure this isn't a dude. They list their name as Ayla on their WattPad and Tumblr (tinytwinklinson, NSFW warning). The pseudonym "Louis Twinklinson" is a play on Loius Tomlinson, one of the members of One Direction.

Well, dudes don't typically get into Mpreg shit either, so my guess is it's some creepy girl who wants to rape and impregnate boy band members due to being a sick deviant.

Might even be the type that squees over teh yaoiz, hence the "fuck you straight people REEE" bit.

 

[LucasSomething]

It's not just Mpreg either. There are rape fics, slave fics, "twincest" fics, serial killer fics, furry fox fics, vampire (of course) fics, crossdresser model fics, etc. And most of this shit has Mpreg. There are probably some good stuff to laugh or cry there but i'm not reading it.

From her wattpad:

I need a serious dedicated Beta who can help me with my Apocalyptic fic

Like, I need you at odd times of the day, I need some rewriting out of you, ideas I can use, I need it to where I don't even need to read what you added because I know you're doing your best and it's already perfect, pretty much an author who wont mind coming and making my fic as best as it can be (with full credits).

Now there is a post apocalyptic fic coming too? I don't like One Direction but they're real people, not fictional characters, nobody deserves this

 

[Adamska]

It's not just Mpreg either. There are rape fics, slave fics, "twincest" fics, serial killer fics, furry fox fics, vampire (of course) fics, crossdresser model fics, etc. And most of this shit has Mpreg. There are probably some good stuff to laugh or cry there but i'm not reading it.

From her wattpad:



Now there is a post apocalyptic fic coming too? I don't like One Direction but they're real people, not fictional characters, nobody deserves this

I think the subtitle should change to reflect the rape and slave obsession of this one horrid fangirl of a past-its-sell-by-date manufactured pop band.

 

[RP 520]

I think the subtitle should change to reflect the rape and slave obsession of this one horrid fangirl of a past-its-sell-by-date manufactured pop band.

I don't think I can change the title myself, I'll ask a mod.

Edit: Done. Thanks @wagglyplacebo!

 

[LucasSomething]

I regret making a wattpad account.

Fucking. Male. Pregnancy. Abortion.

 

[RWS Watcher]

Well, dudes don't typically get into Mpreg shit either, so my guess is it's some creepy girl who wants to rape and impregnate boy band members due to being a sick deviant.

Might even be the type that squees over teh yaoiz, hence the "fuck you straight people REEE" bit.

I'm just going to hold my breath and wait to find out this thing's actual gender. Unfortunately, people who are biologically men also get into it too. Case in point, Philip Vincent "Isabel Araujo/Ahuviya Harel" Hawkins-Delici.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

The pseudonym "Louis Twinklinson" is a play on Loius Tomlinson

And calling him a 'Twink'
AKA a gay slang term. Or at least I presume that's what this yaoi fangirl is referencing.

 

[nonnewtonian]

I regret making a wattpad account.

Fucking. Male. Pregnancy. Abortion.

They gave him too many laxatives.

 

[Adamska]

I'm just going to hold my breath and wait to find out this thing's actual gender. Unfortunately, people who are biologically men also get into it too. Case in point, Philip Vincent "Isabel Araujo/Ahuviya Harel" Hawkins-Delici.

Phil barely rates as a person, and women are more likely to be into this bullshit than men regardless, since fanfic writers are most often women.

I ain't insisting the horrid fangirl is a girl, but the likelihood is quite high on that.