Love on the farms - I know this shit is corny but i'm interested

will kiwi farms users ever fall in love irl


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Rogowski

you guys have a good time frig dancing
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When I was on SA there was a story of two posters there who had met up on the CWCWiki (as was than) and got married. This is usually recounted as some sort of horror story, and whenever either of them tried to post they would get dogpiled by other users for "getting married to a fellow fat weirdo on a stalking forum". I can't remember their SA usernames but they have both long since been banned. Supposedly they had pizza on their wedding night, left the box under the bed, then ate the cold pizza off the floor the following morning. "Floor Pizza" has subsequently become a minor SA meme.

Edit - found some deets - these are the SA usernames, no idea what their KF IDs are:
Found this posted elsewhere and google brought me to this thread when I tried to find more info. So here’s another piece of the puzzle. The thread is here but I don’t have an account.
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Chichan

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I thought we were just talking about getting a relationship. I didn't think we were talking about successful or functional ones. For example, this is a 22 year old girl who is 4'11 who loves looking up anime hentai and lolicon stuff, posting lewds, and gets wasted most of the time. As you can see by the photo, her b/f is probably 5ft. Now I think she probably has BPD, considering her intense posting about her b/f and her string of rapid relationships. But at least he is dating someone.

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Looks like a shadman orbiter tbqh also internet relationships are a fuckin disaster. If you find it good for you I wish you all the best. Though its best not to if you don't want to become a Shoewu.
 

queerape

WE WAS DANKEY KANGZ N SHIET
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I met one of my boyfriends by shitposting and autistic jokes, so it’s not out of the realm of possibility imho.
 

Autocrat

Sophisticated
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Found this posted elsewhere and google brought me to this thread when I tried to find more info. So here’s another piece of the puzzle. The thread is here but I don’t have an account. View attachment 831503
What does she look like?

I thought we were just talking about getting a relationship. I didn't think we were talking about successful or functional ones. For example, this is a 22 year old girl who is 4'11 who loves looking up anime hentai and lolicon stuff, posting lewds, and gets wasted most of the time. As you can see by the photo, her b/f is probably 5ft. Now I think she probably has BPD, considering her intense posting about her b/f and her string of rapid relationships. But at least he is dating someone.

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Wow. I'd happily fuck her, though I would be afraid to meet someone like that. I don't have any options right now so I'd fall for her and she is obviously a disgusting and incurable slut. That's a recipe for winding up in jail for domestic assault.
 
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Big Bad Fish

Fresh
True & Honest Fan
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>I'm a loyal girlfriend

Where is she located?
VIRGIN ALERT! Are you going to marry her? NO! Then what do you care what she looks like LMAO. You just there to smash PUSSY. That's one thing virgins don't understand, they wait for the perfect anime girl and ignore all the rest. Guess what. Just smash the pussy and STFU. maybe one day you'll learn, but until that day you'll remain a little virgin boy. I've smashed 90 year old pussy, I've smashed 700 pound pussy, IDC. At the end of the day I get laid. And you don't.
 

SugarSyrup

cruising the information superhighway
True & Honest Fan
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God, meeting people online is always so weird and awkward, unless you’re just looking to fuck. I don’t care if it’s the farms or Tinder.
Conversely, meeting someone at a party, forming a genuine connection, starting to date, and THEN finding out they’re also a kf user would be fucking hysterical.
 
VIRGIN ALERT! Are you going to marry her? NO! Then what do you care what she looks like LMAO. You just there to smash PUSSY. That's one thing virgins don't understand, they wait for the perfect anime girl and ignore all the rest. Guess what. Just smash the pussy and STFU. maybe one day you'll learn, but until that day you'll remain a little virgin boy. I've smashed 90 year old pussy, I've smashed 700 pound pussy, IDC. At the end of the day I get laid. And you don't.
Real talk: People make too big a deal out of appearance.

If you develop a liking for someone, your perception of their appearance will improve. It even happens with people you like platonically, of the same sex.

With that in mind, you don't want to be with someone ugly (unless there's compelling reasons too), but appearance is rather unimportant in the long term.

Plus, everybody gets ugly when they're old.
 
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