Welcome to LolcowQuest, the interactive fiction game where you dear reader can take control of a Lolcow, known simply as Fedorabeard (or FB). This is something I have been meaning to do for a while as a writing exercise, and with the corgis success with her game, I figured I would give mine a shot. No art though, I fucking suck at art.
How to play
Playing is simple, you give commands to Fedorabeard (or another character in the game who is not an antagonist) as you would in a text adventure, as follows:
/fedorabeard get a job
Or shortened
/fb get better clothes
Simple enough? I will then take all, some or maybe only one of them and input it into the actions of the story and we can watch the story unfold. Oh, and you have stats, so you can die but don’t worry too much, you can earn Extra Mans in order to continue. You start with 3.
LolcowQuest: The Epic of the Legendary Fedora Beard
We are all dreamers. We all dream of our lives, of our futures. We dream of raising families, making new friends and seeing exotic places. You however, dream of Technicolor ponies and becoming the next great vidya streamer on Glitch. Today your dreams are interrupted by the shrilling ringing of your alarm clock. You groan as you reach over and hit the snooze button, but has you try to sleep more you find that you cannot go back to sleep. Doc says you drink too many Beast energy drinks but he is a fucking normie so what the fuck does he know?
You open your eyes and look at your ceiling and note a pair of used underwear hanging on your ceiling fan, flopping about as the blades slowly turn. How the fuck did those get up there? As your mind begins to clear, you remember you were supposed to do something important today, but you can’t remember what…. What were you supposed to be doing?
Stats
Physical: 1 Mental: 2 Social: 1 Extra Mans: 3
Skills: None
Inventory: MLP Jammies (Equipped)
How to play
Playing is simple, you give commands to Fedorabeard (or another character in the game who is not an antagonist) as you would in a text adventure, as follows:
/fedorabeard get a job
Or shortened
/fb get better clothes
Simple enough? I will then take all, some or maybe only one of them and input it into the actions of the story and we can watch the story unfold. Oh, and you have stats, so you can die but don’t worry too much, you can earn Extra Mans in order to continue. You start with 3.
LolcowQuest: The Epic of the Legendary Fedora Beard
We are all dreamers. We all dream of our lives, of our futures. We dream of raising families, making new friends and seeing exotic places. You however, dream of Technicolor ponies and becoming the next great vidya streamer on Glitch. Today your dreams are interrupted by the shrilling ringing of your alarm clock. You groan as you reach over and hit the snooze button, but has you try to sleep more you find that you cannot go back to sleep. Doc says you drink too many Beast energy drinks but he is a fucking normie so what the fuck does he know?
You open your eyes and look at your ceiling and note a pair of used underwear hanging on your ceiling fan, flopping about as the blades slowly turn. How the fuck did those get up there? As your mind begins to clear, you remember you were supposed to do something important today, but you can’t remember what…. What were you supposed to be doing?
Stats
Physical: 1 Mental: 2 Social: 1 Extra Mans: 3
Skills: None
Inventory: MLP Jammies (Equipped)
