Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

what the fuck. its taken down but now hes not even trying to hide it
[MOD NOTE: Lucas posted an image of a likely underage naked girl with the caption "Stop infantilizing 18-year-old girls" covering her chest.]
edit admins idk how close this is to the line or if its over but please delete if it is. just blows my mind he'd actually post this shit
He reposted it with a different image... I think he must have found out the girl in the first pic actually wasn’t 18. 🤢

I’m a newfag still and am still new to wernology, but does this happen every winter for him since he’s been homeless? Does he always go from motel 6 to homeless shelter? Has he ever actually spent time on the street without shelter for a long period of time during a Spokane winter? And finally what’s y’all’s thoughts on why he doesn’t do hard drugs?

My opinion is that I would assume food is his drug of choice. If he wasn’t homeless and still lived with his coddling mother, then he’d be enabled into being morbidly obese and be a really good candidate to be the ultimate train-wreck story on My 600lb Life. But that’s just me being optimistic.
Lucas had housing until a year ago. Before that he had periods of homelessness but I don’t think he’s been on the streets for long periods of time like this very often.
 

Jeremiah the Bullfrog

My bigotry is out of hand
This is what he replaced it with.
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This is where any sympathy I have for Lucas flys out the window. That girl doesn’t look 18. It’s pretty obvious that she isn’t old enough to have graduated High School. She may not be old enough to have a learner’s permit.

And here’s this piece of shit saying that we shouldn’t “Infantilize” girls her age, as though a normal man would look at those pictures and say “God, I want to hit that”. And this is girl is far closer to a legal (although still inappropriate) age than the 12 year old he had up earlier.

I know that as I’ve gotten older, my tastes in women have matured with me and I assume that’s the case for most of us. When I was 16 I would chase 16 year old girls, but now that I’m in my 40’s, I tend to be attracted to women in their 30’s and 40’s.

Then there’s Lucas, who’s openly advertising that he’s attracted to girls, that are far closer to my six year old daughter’s age than they are to my wife’s, and demanding that we don’t treat them as the children they are so he can fuck them.

I know Lucas is a gross bastard, but this legitimately grossed me out.
 
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For the love of god. If you looked like this, why would you post this picture? Does he think this is what will snag him a zoomer bae? Looking like a wet, hairless, obese rat? Making people think this Gollum that showed up on Insta is taking nude pics?!? 🤦🏻‍♂️
 
This is where any sympathy I have for Lucas flys out the window. That girl doesn’t look 18. It’s pretty obvious that she isn’t old enough to have graduated High School. She may not be old enough to have a learner’s permit.

And here’s this piece of shit saying that we shouldn’t “Infantilize” girls her age, as though a normal man would look at those pictures and say “God, I want to hit that”. And this is girl is far closer to a legal (although still inappropriate) age than the 12 year old he had up earlier.

I know that as I’ve gotten older, my tastes in women have matured with me and I assume that’s the case for most of us. When I was 16 I would chase 16 year old girls, but now that I’m in my 40’s, I tend to be attracted to women in their 30’s and 40’s.

Then there’s Lucas, who’s openly advertising that he’s attracted to girls, that are far closer to my six year old daughter’s age than they are to my wife’s, and demanding that we don’t treat them as the children they are so he can fuck them.

I know Lucas is a gross bastard, but this legitimately grossed me out.

It's not necessarily unheard of that men of any age want to fuck a *legal* aged young woman, I mean that's like the bread and butter genre of the porn industry. With Lucas where it gets creepy is that he legitimately wants to impregnate and marry her, someone young enough to be his daughter. Not even just legal aged women but we all know that if he could get away with it, he'd have a girl of any age for his child bride.
 

Krathnami

Location: Spokane Transit
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For the love of god. If you looked like this, why would you post this picture? Does he think this is what will snag him a zoomer bae? Looking like a wet, hairless, obese rat? Making people think this Gollum that showed up on Insta is taking nude pics?!? 🤦🏻‍♂️
There is something seriously wrong with his body. I know he's a fat fuck, but he's so misshapen and lumpy. No doubt it comes from decades of rapidly fluctuating weight and the strain that diabetes is putting on him, but in addition to that, he's got zero muscle tone. We've seen him in videos before where he's out of breath from walking a very short distance. Hell, I've seen him out of breath from lying down and talking at his phone. Even people like myself that seldom exercise are at least able to get an occasional workout from things like carrying groceries walking up several flights of stairs, and that prevents most folks from looking like a literal blob. Lucas is a disgusting fatbody with no muscle whatsoever. Utter fucking omega male.
 
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It's not necessarily unheard of that men of any age want to fuck a *legal* aged young woman, I mean that's like the bread and butter genre of the porn industry. With Lucas where it gets creepy is that he legitimately wants to impregnate and marry her, someone young enough to be his daughter. Not even just legal aged women but we all know that if he could get away with it, he'd have a girl of any age for his child bride.
I'd say men that go for the youngest "legal" aged, would go for a lot younger if the law wasn't in the way.
 
There is something seriously wrong with his body. I know he's a fat fuck, but he's so misshapen and lumpy. No doubt it comes from decades of rapidly fluctuating weight and the strain that diabetes is putting on him, but in addition to that, he's got zero muscle tone. We've seen him in videos before where he's out of breath from walking a very short distance. Hell, I've seen him out of breath from lying down and talking at his phone. Even people like myself that seldom exercise are at least able to get an occasional workout from things like carrying groceries walking up several flights of stairs, and that prevents most folks from looking like a literal blob. Lucas is a disgusting fatbody with no muscle whatsoever. Utter fuckeing omega male.
My favorite Luke video is still one that has been posted here before where he is standing, shirtless, bending over to talk to the camera which is placed on the floor looking up at him. He looks so much like a Chris Farley character it is ridiculous. Just a fat, tubby, sweaty man gesticulating wildly 😂😂
 

Krathnami

Location: Spokane Transit
My favorite Luke video is still one that has been posted here before where he is standing, shirtless, bending over to talk to the camera which is placed on the floor looking up at him. He looks so much like a Chris Farley character it is ridiculous. Just a fat, tubby, sweaty man gesticulating wildly 😂😂
Not certain if that was a product of his medication at the time but he was visibly damp
 

Poop Chute

Stop being greedy and give me everything I want
There is something seriously wrong with his body. I know he's a fat fuck, but he's so misshapen and lumpy. No doubt it comes from decades of rapidly fluctuating weight and the strain that diabetes is putting on him, but in addition to that, he's got zero muscle tone. We've seen him in videos before where he's out of breath from walking a very short distance. Hell, I've seen him out of breath from lying down and talking at his phone. Even people like myself that seldom exercise are at least able to get an occasional workout from things like carrying groceries walking up several flights of stairs, and that prevents most folks from looking like a literal blob. Lucas is a disgusting fatbody with no muscle whatsoever. Utter fuckeing omega male.
It’s not like the fucker doesn’t have time to do some push ups. He can even put a plate of food under himself and eat a bite every rep, like the fat bastard that he is.

But he wouldn’t even do that because it takes a minimum of effort, and, well, Lucas is Lucas.
 
And Lucas used to be so good at working out. Yeah, sure that's 65 lbs of groceries, Lucas. He gets his own weight too low and the weight of anything he carries too high.

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Edit: The most amazing thing about this is it happened back on page 325 and that was May of 2019. He's really escalated as a lolcow since then.
 
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And Lucas used to be so good at working out. Yeah, sure that's 65 lbs of groceries, Lucas. He gets his own weight too low and the weight of anything he carries too high.

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I also love the whole ‘20 lbs of burger’. Sir, are you mentally retarded? Are you going to cook 20 lbs of burger? You realize meat spoils right? I assume he doesn’t have a large freezer to put it in. So if he DID have 20 lbs of meat he probably ate like 4-5 tops and had the other 15 spoil. Oh, who am I kidding. He probably ate it even though it was spoiled, like the tard he is.
 

AbraCadaver

Java bunnies
True & Honest Fan
I also love the whole ‘20 lbs of burger’. Sir, are you mentally retarded? Are you going to cook 20 lbs of burger? You realize meat spoils right? I assume he doesn’t have a large freezer to put it in. So if he DID have 20 lbs of meat he probably ate like 4-5 tops and had the other 15 spoil. Oh, who am I kidding. He probably ate it even though it was spoiled, like the tard he is.
The 24 lbs of sauce was more my sticking point. Six giant tubs of marinara?

His food for a month is nothing but spaghetti and cheese, literally. Nothing but spaghetti and cheese. No wonder his fat arse is so saggy, lumpy and misshapen, man’s never willingly eaten a vegetable. Much like most of the cows on here, he eats like a toddler...sketties, cheesies, nuggies. Mummy isn’t around to make him eat his greens, yay!

I literally know a 4 year old relative who has a more diverse palate and actively likes veg and fruits.
 
No wonder his fat arse is so saggy, lumpy and misshapen, man’s never willingly eaten a vegetable. Much like most of the cows on here, he eats like a toddler...sketties, cheesies, nuggies. Mummy isn’t around to make him eat his greens, yay!

I literally know a 4 year old relative who has a more diverse palate and actively likes veg and fruits.

Lucas still finds a way to make even the healthiest food choices work against him. A lot of that stuff he had delivered to his room was kinda healthy, surprisingly for him. Then he absolutely gorged himself on it. Also thinking back to when he tried going vegan and ate a whole block of cheese and big ass salad and probably every single one of those olives in one sitting.

Even healthy food can get you fat as fuck when you eat enough for 3 or 4 people every meal. If Lucas was locked in a room for a month and fed a strict diet of only the healthiest, lowest calorie foods but he could have as much as he wants, there's a 100% chance he'd come out a lot fatter than he went in.
 

darkwingosonichugorl

Let me tell you the potential of my balls.
There is something seriously wrong with his body. I know he's a fat fuck, but he's so misshapen and lumpy. No doubt it comes from decades of rapidly fluctuating weight and the strain that diabetes is putting on him, but in addition to that, he's got zero muscle tone. We've seen him in videos before where he's out of breath from walking a very short distance. Hell, I've seen him out of breath from lying down and talking at his phone. Even people like myself that seldom exercise are at least able to get an occasional workout from things like carrying groceries walking up several flights of stairs, and that prevents most folks from looking like a literal blob. Lucas is a disgusting fatbody with no muscle whatsoever. Utter fucking omega male.
I assume it's his diabetes, which is at an advanced state, along with severe dehydration due to the shit he eats and drinks. It showed last year when he had his shirt open and we could really see his flabby deformed skin with no muscle tone. Lucas is definitely not healthy.

I'm surprised Lucas manages to walk a few miles per day lately in his condition and never bitches about it. We've seen how he walks with his right foot that's like dead weight. He's out of breath in seconds while walking and making videos.
 

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