Single and ready to Mengel
Maybe King Roy called the internet lumberjack to chop it down! But in all seriousness, Lucas has either just bought the new phone, missed his washout period and will wait till next week, or is trying to hide from the infodump released by @DefunctGames, his trespass case, him wearing hospital pants, and the fact that he was either irresponsible and lost his phone/money or that he got robbed by Isaac/Izik. I really hope he pops up soon, he is my favorite cow and not having him here makes me sad.Why is he suddenly backcombing through all these old videos from the library? Why hasn't the potatophone been replaced yet?