Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

WhiskerBiscuit

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LOL. He just replied to a comment I made on this video 8 month ago.


What he said.

I feel like the no booze or weed statement harkens back to his last LRA or whatever where he was allowed out of the hospital but had to avoid substances. He’d mention all over the videos that he wouldn’t smoke or drink. His use of that terminology and saying he won’t go to motels and won’t respond online feels like he’s covering his ass for a legal agreement.
 

Narr Then

What's up wi' thi' narr, mardy arse
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Please feel free to rate me autistic if this has already been posted, but I don’t recall seeing this wild capture of Luke yet:
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What are you uploading that to? All I get is this, just sound, no video 🙁 I've had it on loads of vids on here.
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Anyone have a youtube link or anything of that video? I downloaded it but it won't play :(
Same. Is it coz we're phone phags?
 

neutral grandpa

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LOL. He just replied to a comment I made on this video 8 month ago.


My Comment: "Where the women at? Where the party at?"

His reply:

"I don't like haters. But hey, Spokane, listen. I hang out at The STA Plaza a lot. Green shoelaces. Ponytail. Sunglasses. If you write me online, I won't respond. I haven't responded to anything online in months. I just don't care anymore. If you want me, we're all for #AOC here. That means we're against classism, greed and the power of money. If you want me, there I am at your house or apartment on your couch one night. All those pretty girls, aged 18 to 21. I'll know what to do. I'll know what to say. If you can't do this for me, I can't find my wife. Not going to some motel drug party. Not joining your gangbang or orgy. Not smoking weed with you or drinking beer. Not going to some tavern alone. If you want me, it's your house or apartment, you leaving me alone. All those pretty girls and I'm having the time of my life."
It sounds like Lucas is just pouting. he claims hes tired of posting online because that doesnt work, but neither will sitting at a bus station all day. of course this all might be cover for some legal problems.
 

Maxxicus Callahan

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LOL. He just replied to a comment I made on this video 8 month ago.


My Comment: "Where the women at? Where the party at?"

His reply:

"I don't like haters. But hey, Spokane, listen. I hang out at The STA Plaza a lot. Green shoelaces. Ponytail. Sunglasses. If you write me online, I won't respond. I haven't responded to anything online in months. I just don't care anymore. If you want me, we're all for #AOC here. That means we're against classism, greed and the power of money. If you want me, there I am at your house or apartment on your couch one night. All those pretty girls, aged 18 to 21. I'll know what to do. I'll know what to say. If you can't do this for me, I can't find my wife. Not going to some motel drug party. Not joining your gangbang or orgy. Not smoking weed with you or drinking beer. Not going to some tavern alone. If you want me, it's your house or apartment, you leaving me alone. All those pretty girls and I'm having the time of my life."
Wow this video is amazing especially that part where he's showing his fisting technique and screaming, that's fucking nasty combined with all of the food and him smoking weed.
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It seems wherever Fatal Walter and Klick go Lucas needs to follow and comment. I find it interesting that he says I don't care anymore to respond to anything online despite the fact he is responding under a comment on YT, I don't like haters but I know they are my only audience. Maybe Lucas was shaken up by what happened when he was presumably robbed at the motel the way he indicates his dip in level of trust by not wanting to do motel parties and not smoking weed or drinking beer with you is he admitting he was taken advantage of?
 
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klickitat

PhD in Wernology.
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If you want me, there I am at your house or apartment on your couch one night. All those pretty girls, aged 18 to 21. I'll know what to do. I'll know what to say.

Because that's not creepy as fuck or anything.

I guess, since he's still homeless and "hanging out" at the bus plaza, we know that, in no change from the past 9 years, nobody wants him.
 

klickitat

PhD in Wernology.
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I'm on desktop/chrome/win10. And usually if you hit the triple dots and download it, it has the video -- but this one isn't working at all. Boo!

Yeah, it's a .mov file.

I had to download it and let one of my players that can handle that format (Quicktime is the most obvious, but VLC will play it too. Most Windows based players that aren't VLC will need HEVC video extensions to do it. I didn't get video on my Android phone inline but after downloading the file I did).

Anyway, I converted it into something more universal & threw it on Youtube. Also attached the original (without my intro/outro or headphone warning. I did adjust the audio, however--mostly to remove background noise so it's easier to hear Lucas yelling about bigots) here for archiving.

Gets loud af at 28 seconds because shouting at Lucas to calm down, so watch your eardrums if you have headphones in.

Or turn the volume down, either way.


Yeah, I guess Lucas has been leaving his copy pasta on smaller channels now. He found gold shoe standard, who is that guy who was recreating his recipes. Not to say I'm not a small channel but he's clearly been searching himself more lately.

He tried to leave it on the latest video on my channel, but youtube auto-axed it for some reason; it's in my notifications though.
 

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Club Sandwich

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"...If you want me, it's your house or apartment, you leaving me alone. All those pretty girls and I'm having the time of my life."
the heck? he's addressing a personification of the city of Spokane, then someone changing the subject to someone with a house or apartment (an individual) that is supposed to abandon in favor of Lucas Bogarting it with some randomly appearing "pretty girls" from some where? this is a bit less sensical than his typical ramblings.
 

Da Dude123

Give in to lust, give in to thrust.
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the heck? he's addressing a personification of the city of Spokane, then someone changing the subject to someone with a house or apartment (an individual) that is supposed to abandon in favor of Lucas Bogarting it with some randomly appearing "pretty girls" from some where? this is a bit less sensical than his typical ramblings.
Right, those smart, pretty, interesting girls should go down to the bus station to find some shitty ragman with green shoe laces. Spokane should be bringing these girls to him or taking Lucas to their house or apartment so he can meet his wife. That would be plenty good.

I agree that something has shook him, perhaps, when he was waving his coronabux around going "Mooo! Look at me, baby zooms! I am a real oligarch. Find me IRL, hunnies!" I bet some hobo yoinked his money and maybe his phone. And, yeah, I don't believe his social media absence is voluntary. We just don't know why it is going on.

"Find my wife" . Yeah, meet a ragman who spends his days at a bus station. I am glad he is at least making these comments. It shows he is still a huge lolcow.
 

Flatbill Oligarch

Whats with all the anime avatars?
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His reply:

"I don't like haters. But hey, Spokane, listen. I hang out at The STA Plaza a lot. Green shoelaces. Ponytail. Sunglasses. If you write me online, I won't respond. I haven't responded to anything online in months. I just don't care anymore. If you want me, we're all for #AOC here. That means we're against classism, greed and the power of money. If you want me, there I am at your house or apartment on your couch one night. All those pretty girls, aged 18 to 21. I'll know what to do. I'll know what to say. If you can't do this for me, I can't find my wife. Not going to some motel drug party. Not joining your gangbang or orgy. Not smoking weed with you or drinking beer. Not going to some tavern alone. If you want me, it's your house or apartment, you leaving me alone. All those pretty girls and I'm having the time of my life."
As if he would turn down an invite to a gangbang/orgy for any other reason than suspecting a catfish. I kinda hope if there actually are any in Spokane that they have a sick enough sense of humor to send Lucas a joke invite after seeing one of his posters just to kick him out immediately
 

darkwingosonichugorl

Let me tell you the potential of my balls.
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As if he would turn down an invite to a gangbang/orgy for any other reason than suspecting a catfish. I kinda hope if there actually are any in Spokane that they have a sick enough sense of humor to send Lucas a joke invite after seeing one of his posters just to kick him out immediately
Lucas was on Fetlife, I'm sure he tried at least joining a munch. People there would kick him out in a hurry.
 

Huge Fungus

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Unironically saw Lucas at the STA Plaza today. He was yelling, and moving erratically; a small cluster of about five young, generation Z people had formed on the other side of the street to laugh at him. He stood up and sat back down several times, and was yelling about greed loudly enough to turn heads down the block.

Some security guards came and had a word with him after a bit of that; they didn't escort him off premise, but he did calm down after that. He went back to calmly sitting there. Presumably pretending to wait for a bus, so he can loiter like a fatass, and check out the many hot young baes at the plaza from behind his conspicuously mirrored shades.

Couldn't get any good photos of him since, as a field operative, it would be disadvantageous for my identity to be compromised. As Lucas often has an agitated and furtive demeanor in-person, this can be difficult.
I did get this image of him reflected in some glass, though. It's blurry, and he's wearing a new blue shirt, but I'm sure we can all agree that The Bumcel has a very distinctive silhouette.

If one thing's for certain though, it's that whatever it is that cow's trying to do by going offline, it's certainly not laying low, and he definitely hasn't caught any glimmers of lucidity.
 

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Da Dude123

Give in to lust, give in to thrust.
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Unironically saw Lucas at the STA Plaza today. He was yelling, and moving erratically; a small cluster of about five young, generation Z people had formed on the other side of the street to laugh at him. He stood up and sat back down several times, and was yelling about greed loudly enough to turn heads down the block.

Some security guards came and had a word with him after a bit of that; they didn't escort him off premise, but he did calm down after that. He went back to calmly sitting there. Presumably pretending to wait for a bus, so he can loiter like a fatass, and check out the many hot young baes at the plaza from behind his conspicuously mirrored shades.

Couldn't get any good photos of him since, as a field operative, it would be disadvantageous for my identity to be compromised. As Lucas often has an agitated and furtive demeanor in-person, this can be difficult.
I did get this image of him reflected in some glass, though. It's blurry, and he's wearing a new blue shirt, but I'm sure we can all agree that The Bumcel has a very distinctive silhouette.

If one thing's for certain though, it's that whatever it is that cow's trying to do by going offline, it's certainly not laying low, and he definitely hasn't caught any glimmers of lucidity.
I am pleased to hear that some Gen Z kids were laughing at him. They are right to do so. I hope some were females, if not all of them. I hope he saw them getting in cars with boys their own age too. He would really be going reee. Did you see if he still had the Incredibles backpack? Also, I do love how he calmed down when security approached him. Mr. ACAB always backs down to authority.
 

wenttobermuda

Plenty good!
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Seems like Lucas is trying to suggest that his absence from social media is a deliberate choice. I think there's a pretty good chance this is untrue. It's very much like Lucas to try to reposition a punishment someone else enacted on him as a choice. You can't fire me I quit. Etc etc

Edit: ninjaed by @neutral grandpa

The fat faggot has become a phantom on social media, a ghostly presence in the comments section. If you've ever mentioned his name, or replied to a video that mentions to him, Lucas may reply to you.

It'll be weird.

He may demand that you let him stay over at your apartment, and leave him alone there with a bunch of "18-21" Gen Z baes. These are Lucas's terms, presented defiantly.

Lucas says he doesn't care anymore. He cares at least enough to use YT comments as a platform for his mating calls.

Perhaps he is more depressed than normal, and cannot muster the vigor to do anything more than reply to videos. His lengthy replies, however, suggest that the grim focus that fuels his puss puss quest has not diminished. He's still howling about his leftists credentials, and his unmet lusts, at every opportunity.
Unironically saw Lucas at the STA Plaza today. He was yelling, and moving erratically; a small cluster of about five young, generation Z people had formed on the other side of the street to laugh at him. He stood up and sat back down several times, and was yelling about greed loudly enough to turn heads down the block.

Some security guards came and had a word with him after a bit of that; they didn't escort him off premise, but he did calm down after that. He went back to calmly sitting there. Presumably pretending to wait for a bus, so he can loiter like a fatass, and check out the many hot young baes at the plaza from behind his conspicuously mirrored shades.

Couldn't get any good photos of him since, as a field operative, it would be disadvantageous for my identity to be compromised. As Lucas often has an agitated and furtive demeanor in-person, this can be difficult.
I did get this image of him reflected in some glass, though. It's blurry, and he's wearing a new blue shirt, but I'm sure we can all agree that The Bumcel has a very distinctive silhouette.

If one thing's for certain though, it's that whatever it is that cow's trying to do by going offline, it's certainly not laying low, and he definitely hasn't caught any glimmers of lucidity.
If Lucas haunts YT comments, his restless and very horny spirit can also be found IRL at the STA Plaza. Fascinating report. Provides an interesting perspective on his online behavior.

From 9-5 Lucas loiters at the bus depot. Watching the people come and go. He can apparently be goaded into reacting, and I'm curious about the encounter with the teens. Does Lucas's notoriety attract IRL abuse from flatbills and Zoomer baes? Or does he lose it when he sees them?

This is the behavior that Lucas prefers to posting online?

He wasn't observed fooling around with a phone or tablet or paper, as he's been in the past.
 

CallMeDoctorWerm

get your hard on out
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Please feel free to rate me autistic if this has already been posted, but I don’t recall seeing this wild capture of Luke yet:
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Is my phone fucking up or is this just audio and not video? No one else is awake so I was just going to listen to it later but the comments after keep mentioning "footage" and "seeing" him do things. Sorry just wanted to make sure I wasn't missing out on video footage of our boy because my phone is old and shitty.
 

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