On that note you have to wonder what the cop was thinking when lucas blurted out that the reason he is being 'attacked' by the guys with the bats is because they're accusing him of being a pedo. Gee, i'm sure that they thought that totally out of nowhere. Lucas is clearly too stupid to carry that line of thought to its logical conclusion that if people are supposedly coming after him with bats cause he's a pedo that they have a reason for thinking that and that making such an admission might raise some red flags with a cop when you bring it up. He's lucky he didn't have some explaining to do after saying that to a cop. I mean can you imagine how lucas would have reacted if the cop turned around and replied 'oh? and why are they so convinced you're a pedo that they're going after you with bats?' cause you just know lucas would blurt out something about one of those past incidents, or the starbucks barista incident and dug himself into a deeper hole and made himself look suspicious as fuck:Yes because Casey DeSantis is an absolute uggo gremlin while Lucas Werner is the ideal male body.
Its funny because there are two implications:
1) Lucas claims his attackers called him a pedophile (which is funny because he's a pedophile)
2) Lucas at some point called the cop a pedophile (projection)
'Those fucking bigots! They came after me with bats! but she was of legal age! 16 is totally legal! I wanted to wait a few weeks until the 15 year old turned 16 after I got her the burrito! I totally wasn't grooming her at all officer! Fucking bigot republicans need to mooooove on! it was years ago!'
The look on the cops face would be priceless, as would any bodycam footage of an exchange like that between lucas and a cop. It would haunt him for the rest of his life if it ever got out