Lucas want to be taken care of like a baby, and figures if he has a baby, he can soak up some of that baby attention, security and care. He'd be competing with his own wernling for a teat.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks
- Thread starter SpacePanther
- Start date
For a guy who refuses to drive and was incredulous when I suggested that one of the things he should do to get his life together is get a car.... bragging on his Dad’s 1957 Thunderbird is a weird flex.
Also, the fact that he’s hanging out by a High School is a bit disconcerting. We know that he’s attracted to girls younger than 18 (because he’s said so) and more than likely some of these kids walk to and from school. If he’s actually zeroed in on the girls in this school (and he’s not just there by coincidence), this might escalate.
Also, the fact that he’s hanging out by a High School is a bit disconcerting. We know that he’s attracted to girls younger than 18 (because he’s said so) and more than likely some of these kids walk to and from school. If he’s actually zeroed in on the girls in this school (and he’s not just there by coincidence), this might escalate.
yo that barista was.the age of consent you have to be 16 to work there, ageist bigot
I think his schizo delusion is that he is already permanently chemically imprinted upon the souls of the Gen Z girls. That's why he can't help but target the Gen Z's and they should flock (like sheep) to him (the shepard) so he can pick 1 to impregnate.
Last edited:
As to Lucas being near a highschool, aren't schools in Spokane on summer break now? I guess there is summer school too.
According to this calendar, yesterday the 22nd was the last day of school.
WonderWino
kiwifarms.net
On that note, sitting in the street like that makes him look like a 10 year old sped thats waiting for the school bus
Poop Chute said:
Theres a jurassic park raptor birth scene meme waiting to happen with that one
Jeremiah the Bullfrog said:
I don't think its a coincidence. After all this isn't the first time he's made a habit of creeping around areas close to younger teens. Its what predators do. He better be careful doing that around a school though. High schools absolutely do not fuck around when it comes to old creepy men leering at their students close to the school. All it takes is one creeped out teen girl to report it and lucas would be explaining himself to the cops
Picklechu said:
I would laugh my ass off if someone had enough of his stench and mailed that to him at the shelter. He'd be livid if he realized the reference. Would at least get the stink off him for awhile. Assuming he didn't trade it for some burritos
If he purposely was camped out near the high school, that is exceptional. What high school girl could resist a fat smelly man sitting on the ground scribbling on some paper? All of them. Yeah, if this is an affluent area and he is making people uncomfortable, especially high school girls he will be told to move along in a hurry.
Lucas is known to the police in the downtown area but the officers assigned to patrol that affluent area may not be aware the Spokane Freak is waddling down there to target the HS/Gen Z's from the area.
Last edited:
He put up a sign earlier that just said "rich kid yo". His attempts at blending in are comedy gold if he legitimately thinks he's being subtle and that literally anyone who would take the time to stop walking wherever they're going to fully take in the magnitude of his lengthier attraction signs and then think after reading it "I suddenly want to fuck whoever wrote this"
He kind of reminds me of pennywise at this point only instead of trying to lure people to the sewers he'll end up coming out of the woods to people walking nearby trying to convince them to follow him through the woods to the elk kingdom where if anyone did actually follow him he would just unhinge his jaw when noone else was looking and swallow them whole
I really hope he does end up having to explain his signs to the police at some point because him posting signs like "rich kid yo" near a high school while creeping on the students im assuming really seems like something that would have gotten the police at least aware of him after he's been posting similar signs for about a year at least.
Last edited:
The “Rich Kid Yo” thing suggests that he’s actually targeting kids at that school (especially since that school was in session up until yesterday). His saying that implies that he’s scoped out the school at least a little. The average age of that High School’s student body is not 18. In fact most of the girls there won’t be of age. It seems to me that he’s decided to stop chasing the barely legal Community College girls and has instead decided to pursue the High School set who are mostly underage.
I know Lucas is a pussy, but this is sending up some pretty big red flags for me. According to Cyril he’s tried to ply younger women with alcohol and narcotics before and kids are stupid and are pretty naive. Back when I was in High School, my friends and I found ourselves in some weird situations with people that looking back were obviously creepy (thankfully nothing bad came of it in our case).
I could see a situation arise where he buys some kids beer/weed, accompanies them off to the woods to drink it and then tries to take advantage once they become intoxicated. I’m not saying it’s going to happen, and if he tried it I don’t know that he’d succeed... but I could see it.
Last edited:
Ok, I positively NEED a Lucas-as-Pennywise shoop....
Down here, we all swoop...
WhiskerBiscuit
kiwifarms.net
It’s more his chemical attraction theory. He thinks that his bodies hormones/telomerase create some weird equilibrium with childbrides that is why he syncs so much with young women (despite him not) and that in age proximate relationships, there is lack of balance and thus breakups.
Obscenity Enthusiast
kiwifarms.net
- Highlight
- #30,314
Most Pennywise swaps come out glitchy or just weird but I got a few good ones.
The last thing some poor unsuspecting zoomer is gonna see walking home from summer school
A windowless panel van is more his speed. It's just as well he doesn't have mobility or a place with any privacy. He may be fat and out of shape but even so, he could still probably overpower a young girl if he got her somewhere secluded and thought he could get away with it. Does he even have a license?
I know "no trolling plans," but this is something where I hope someone drops a dime on him. The local PD has interacted with Lucas numerous times, so they know his inclinations, but the fact he's hanging around a high school openly creeping on the underage students is deeply concerning.
It would carry a lot more weight from someone local, and if delivered in a non-hysterical tone without being massively autistic about it, just this guy Lucas Werner, who has an extensive rap sheet with you guys and has expressed attraction to underage girls on numerous occasions, is hanging out and acting suspicious around this high school. You should probably let the school know this is happening. He probably hasn't done anything illegal, yet, but there are decent odds I think that they'd tell him to knock that shit off pronto or else.
They might even want the actual sign if it's particularly creepy.
Last edited:
Telomere Savalas
kiwifarms.net
IIRC his license was suspended after a DUI and he never had it reinstated.
Reporting him creeping on kids isnt really trolling so i don't think that rule would apply. He's acting sketchy enough that it really wouldn't be uncalled for
Tinfoil time:
Lucas Werner is a plot by NWO to depopulate humanity.
Right now Wern 1.0 is merely in the prototype, beta-testing phase. Once they discover the Lucas word salad and gross behavior to best cause women's wounds to instantly dry up, they will deploy a Werner into every city, some cities like LA, NYC, Rio, or Tokyo will see multiple Werns deployed and the birthrates will drop drastically.
How else has Lucas managed to stay out of prison for so long? It's the Illuminati man, they keep pulling strings to get him off the streets!
There's nothing wrong with calling the cops as long as whoever does it doesn't come here afterwards to brag about it and take credit for the ensuing flow of milk.
Obscenity Enthusiast
kiwifarms.net
It's a shame he chose now to pull this longterm hiatus stunt. Homeless in the summertime Lucas is my favorite version of Lucas. Out getting cooked in the sun until he looks like a lobster, getting riled up at all the zoomer baes out showing some skin and going on day-long rants about flatbills until he screams so hard he loses his voice. We're surely missing out on some plenty-good lolcow milk just because fatty's all butthurt about some very mean haters who keep giving his videos a thumbs down. Seethe and cope more Lucas. It takes more effort to keep making these sped'ing signs than to tard rage at your phone a few times a day.
Similar threads
Divorced Batshit Space Demon Waitress with NPD, Gangstalked by Alphabet Agencies, "Pretending to be Rеtarded", #SaveJoelIrish
Afraid of the Eggnog Ninjas, "Male Feminist" that Abuses Women, 2nd-rate Cinema Snob, Hugh Hefner A-Log, Fat Creepy Incel Cuck
Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics
