I'd love to see him talk shit to a school girl and have her high school jock beau flatten him out.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks
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Wern 2.0 blew up in the hangar, if I'm not mistaken.
Also, he's whining in youtube comments again and, as usual, just getting made fun of.
Back to claiming he's aiming for 18 year olds when we know damn well that's not true; it was only in March he got busted trying to manipulate and lure a 17 year old, after all.
Also, he's whining in youtube comments again and, as usual, just getting made fun of.
Back to claiming he's aiming for 18 year olds when we know damn well that's not true; it was only in March he got busted trying to manipulate and lure a 17 year old, after all.
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I like how his time line for "beta testing" lines up with how long since he's been laid. Honestly i think 8 years is being pretty humble about his beta testing experience but thats just the kind of guy that Dr Wern is, downplaying his extensive experience like that. He doesnt need any more testing he has being beta down perfectly so i do genuinely believe his 100% claim there but i could see his interpretation of "alpha" testing getting him arrested if he ever does go for it
If it werent for that damn soda he would still be with Suzanne and have his laptop which he could use to boot Wern2.0
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This is a superb contribution to Wernology. Planet sized ups to you!
That's not one of my videos, I live nowhere near Spokane, Washington State, or the West coast.
It's on the OUTCASTOWLS LIVE channel; one of the guys there lives in Spokane and has met Lucas before (he was one of the 'right wing' guys who bought Lucas Subway last summer and Lucas was so sure he had a new BFF that he made a video about it; don't have time to dig that one up this morning as I have to get to work).
Holy moly. It must be my birthday!
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Wern 1.0: Youtube videos of him screaming on the streets, getting kicked out of homeless shelters.
Wern 2.0: Grifting colleges, posting weak leftist instagram memes, full SJW simp cuck.
Wern 3.0: "I don't respond to anyone online", just sitting on street corners like the worlds least attractive prostitute.
He's back to posting comments on random old videos.
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, Lucas. Take a girl out to eat once a week! That's plenty good. No other man can top that, can they? And your parents employ police officers and bounty hunters? What do they have them do? Tell us more, fatty.
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A still picture of him sitting there on the curb really highlights those gigantic man boobs. Damn, fatty really needs to start looking for some bras in the donation bin. I don't think anything's happened to his tard bux cause he's gotta be binging on some back to back impressive meals to maintain that mountain of lard he calls a body.
I don’t know about you all but I am loving this new “multimillionaire socialist parents who employ bounty hunters and cops” angle.
Date my 41 year old schizophrenic ass for a year and I’ll fly you to swim in my parent’s pool. Oh and hey, you get to meet them on the first date.... granted I haven’t spoken to them in months and they actively avoid me.... but none of this is abnormal.
...And he actually directs them to his YouTube channel. I mean, it's a given, but that means Lucas STILL thinks that the videos of him on his channel, with raw prime rib hanging out of his mouth as he lies shirtless on his bed, the videos of him screaming into an empty street, these are still good methods of attracting a romantic partner.
Whew.
I dont even know.
Also, regarding @A Big Bumbling Black Man 's incredible above post, which literally made me practically spit out my lunch with a spontaneous laugh, I know it's in extremely poor form to give cows money, but if we could guarantee that Lucas would wear a propeller beanie at all times, like if we could somehow staple it or super glue it to his Friar Tuck balding pate, I would buy that sucker myself.
Heck, maybe staples wouldn't even be necessary, if we could convince Lucas that the best way to fight the menace of the Flatbills was by joining the powerful ranks of their nemeses, The Propeller Crowns. The only headgear royal enough in stature to top the not-at-all gourd-shaped head of Spokane's most popular single gentleman.
(Maybe he could also wear a small portable speaker around his neck that played circus calliope music. There. Perfect.)
Edit: You can measure the length of a man's telomeres by how low his pendulous moobs dangle. If they're at nipple height, man, that's bush league. If they're approaching the navel, you're moving in the right direction, but you'll never be in the Pros with that lack of conviction. Try mixing some Reese's peanut butter cups in with your litres of Pepsi; try eating a handful of seaweed chips in lieu of brushing your teeth before you go to bed, and maybe one day you too can come to eventually rest your furry pepperonis on your knees, showing the world that now you're playing with power!
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The Paw Patrol backpack is a nice touch, especially since the cops are on his side #ACAB
Wernologists, how sad is too sad?
Pain is at the center of Wernology, and Lucas's life. The source of his suffering makes sympathy impossible: a frustrated desire to do butt stuff to a teen slave mommy benefactor. So any sorrow you observe is blunted by disgust, sometimes to the point of schadenfreude.
But is there a point where you could feel sorry for Lucas? A plausible scenario in which his pain might touch you? I suspect if Lucas were, for example, gang raped by wild fag dogs, I'd pity him a little. And there's something about the recent picture of him slouching on the side of the road that is exhausting and miserable.
A scammer knows his audience. His pitch is not designed to persuade the best and brightest. Rather, he instantly separates the credulous from the cautious by presenting something dumb. I am a Nigerian Prince and you can be rich and have a big dick if you listen up I can invest your money and give you unbelievable returns overnight instantly repels most folks, but you don't want to waste any effort on them anyway because you'll never persuade them; the same pitch seizes the attention of the sort predisposed to fall for this sort of thing. It's how con men and fools have always found each other.
When Lucas declares, to an entire generation of mate material, I will give your babies good DNA, let me put it in you, and give me a place to stay perhaps this isn't the kind of appeal designed to persuade the best and brightest. Maybe, like a scammer, Lucas is counting on reaching someone (in Spokane) vulnerable to this kind thing. Lucas doesn't know his audience, or know as much about human nature as a scammer. The alternative is, that Lucas's mating pitch is calculated to appeal to all Gen Z women. Universal pick up on 18 and under. Given Lucas's level of sophistication, that's probably where he's coming from; yet his mating call is so preposterous as to be the courtship equivalent of a Nigerian prince email, whatever his intentions.
Pain is at the center of Wernology, and Lucas's life. The source of his suffering makes sympathy impossible: a frustrated desire to do butt stuff to a teen slave mommy benefactor. So any sorrow you observe is blunted by disgust, sometimes to the point of schadenfreude.
But is there a point where you could feel sorry for Lucas? A plausible scenario in which his pain might touch you? I suspect if Lucas were, for example, gang raped by wild fag dogs, I'd pity him a little. And there's something about the recent picture of him slouching on the side of the road that is exhausting and miserable.
I've come to view Lucas's mating strategy as similar to a Nigerian email scam. Or any con.
A scammer knows his audience. His pitch is not designed to persuade the best and brightest. Rather, he instantly separates the credulous from the cautious by presenting something dumb. I am a Nigerian Prince and you can be rich and have a big dick if you listen up I can invest your money and give you unbelievable returns overnight instantly repels most folks, but you don't want to waste any effort on them anyway because you'll never persuade them; the same pitch seizes the attention of the sort predisposed to fall for this sort of thing. It's how con men and fools have always found each other.
When Lucas declares, to an entire generation of mate material, I will give your babies good DNA, let me put it in you, and give me a place to stay perhaps this isn't the kind of appeal designed to persuade the best and brightest. Maybe, like a scammer, Lucas is counting on reaching someone (in Spokane) vulnerable to this kind thing. Lucas doesn't know his audience, or know as much about human nature as a scammer. The alternative is, that Lucas's mating pitch is calculated to appeal to all Gen Z women. Universal pick up on 18 and under. Given Lucas's level of sophistication, that's probably where he's coming from; yet his mating call is so preposterous as to be the courtship equivalent of a Nigerian prince email, whatever his intentions.
He wants to shove his fist inside an underage girl. Fuck him.
I just saw on the news that the Pacific Northwest is supposed to get a heat wave this weekend. Spokane could get up to 105 degrees. I wonder if the hobo shelter is air conditioned? I know lots of places in Seattle and Portland don't have AC. Spokane has typically warmer weather in the summer and colder weather in the winter than Seattle does, from what I have heard. I spent some time in the Seattle area back in the day when I was in the military and I remember that summers were typically mild compared to lots of other places in the US.
A lot of times with heat like that cities open cooling centers. Places like churches or arenas or various other larger buildings. I am thinking Lucas will be going to those and not hanging out in 100 degree weather. That is hot to be sitting on the sidewalk making attraction signs. A fat guy like him could be in trouble stuck in that kind of heat. Is AC pretty common in buildings in Spokane?
A lot of times with heat like that cities open cooling centers. Places like churches or arenas or various other larger buildings. I am thinking Lucas will be going to those and not hanging out in 100 degree weather. That is hot to be sitting on the sidewalk making attraction signs. A fat guy like him could be in trouble stuck in that kind of heat. Is AC pretty common in buildings in Spokane?
"My parents are multimillionaire socialists who employ bounty hunters and cops. You're safe." First of all
and secondly that answers my earlier question as regards who all this "bounty hunters and cops" stuff is for. It is for the zoomer baes, and that was by far the crazier possibility. Because that means Lucas thinks teen girls will care that his retired boomer parents in another state know cops. That will make them feel so safe. Bro first of all, you're the danger to these girls, but secondly if a young girl needs a cop she can, ya know, call the cops. Why do you think your supposed second-hand access to cops in other states is in any way useful or attractive to a Spokane zoomer bae? Also you'll fly her to Arizona to swim in your dad's pool? Pretty sure there are public swimming pools in Spokane bro, what girl is going to date a dude for a year and then fly to another state just to take a dip in a pool? Wild. All the stuff where he leans on what his (estranged) parents have is so deeply pathetic man. It's just such an admission that he himself has nothing to offer. Besides his sperm he doesn't even try to sell any aspect of himself anymore. No girl is going to date you for your parents, for their pool and elk herd and cop friends. They clearly have completely separate boomer lives that Lucas isn't a part of. And even if they were close like that, what an insane idea that a young teen girl would want such things or date a guy on the basis of his parents.I wonder if he has convinced himself he really would be welcomed back with open arms if he brought home a barely legal girl. Like oh
, our homeless mentally ill son we don't speak to has a girlfriend, please, our home is your home! He probably has convinced himself of this given how prone he is to wishful fantasy, and he's so clueless of course he wouldn't realize that showing up with a fucking teenager, if it could somehow happen, would freak his parents the fuck out.Similar threads
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