Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

[Josef Mengele]

I just saw on the news that the Pacific Northwest is supposed to get a heat wave this weekend. Spokane could get up to 105 degrees. I wonder if the hobo shelter is air conditioned? I know lots of places in Seattle and Portland don't have AC. Spokane has typically warmer weather in the summer and colder weather in the winter than Seattle does, from what I have heard. I spent some time in the Seattle area back in the day when I was in the military and I remember that summers were typically mild compared to lots of other places in the US.

A lot of times with heat like that cities open cooling centers. Places like churches or arenas or various other larger buildings. I am thinking Lucas will be going to those and not hanging out in 100 degree weather. That is hot to be sitting on the sidewalk making attraction signs. A fat guy like him could be in trouble stuck in that kind of heat. Is AC pretty common in buildings in Spokane?

Could you imagine the smells that would be coming from Lucas in 100+ degree heat? I feel sorry for the homeless who have to share a shelter with him, that is inhumane. I assume if any major pharma company wanted to create a chick repellent spray they would be flying to Spokane to get an extract from Bumcelus L-Wernicus.

 

[Trainwreck]

Monday 108, Tuesday 109 and Wednesday 106. Record temps for this time of year and normally we don't get over 102.

So must of us normal people are going to be planning lake, river and water park days with friends and family, Lucas will be sitting on the corner baking in the heat dreaming about teen pussy. I honestly can't imagine how broken his brain is to literally have the same thoughts over and over and over again for YEARS. Does he even realize it? I'm sure not, but god damn it's crazy.

 

[AnOminous]

But is there a point where you could feel sorry for Lucas? A plausible scenario in which his pain might touch you? I suspect if Lucas were, for example, gang raped by wild fag dogs, I'd pity him a little. And there's something about the recent picture of him slouching on the side of the road that is exhausting and miserable.

Maybe but it would have to be atrociously bad like being the star in a cartel torture/execution video. Short of that, fuck him.

 

[Flatbill Oligarch]

Wernologists, how sad is too sad?

Pain is at the center of Wernology, and Lucas's life. The source of his suffering makes sympathy impossible: a frustrated desire to do butt stuff to a teen slave mommy benefactor. So any sorrow you observe is blunted by disgust, sometimes to the point of schadenfreude.

But is there a point where you could feel sorry for Lucas? A plausible scenario in which his pain might touch you? I suspect if Lucas were, for example, gang raped by wild fag dogs, I'd pity him a little. And there's something about the recent picture of him slouching on the side of the road that is exhausting and miserable.

For me too sad to be able to really laugh at him for would be him losing his beetus leg then getting stuck with like a peg leg duct taped on or something because he's too broke to get a proper prosthetic one. Not because id feel bad for him specifically but more like the situation would just be too dark to laugh at.

Im hoping he just gets caught in a TCAP style sting later ideally

 

[AnOminous]

For me too sad to be able to really laugh at him for would be him losing his beetus leg then getting stuck with like a peg leg duct taped on or something because he's too broke to get a proper prosthetic one. Not because id feel bad for him specifically but more like the situation would just be too dark to laugh at.

He'd probably also lose it every month and be forced to crawl around like a retard.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He'd probably also lose it every month and be forced to crawl around like a retard.

What do you mean by "like a retard"? he is a retard. He would just be a retard with 50lbs lost.

 

[mothman96]

Monday 108, Tuesday 109 and Wednesday 106. Record temps for this time of year and normally we don't get over 102.

So must of us normal people are going to be planning lake, river and water park days with friends and family, Lucas will be sitting on the corner baking in the heat dreaming about teen pussy. I honestly can't imagine how broken his brain is to literally have the same thoughts over and over and over again for YEARS. Does he even realize it? I'm sure not, but god damn it's crazy.

If only he didn't have a place to go during the heat of the day. If the bus plaza is air conditioned he'll likely be spending the day there or head to the mall to eyeball little girls and teens.

 

[Bassomatic]

In regards to Lucas pity. I will have mixed feelings when his folks croak (assuming he lives that long) to be fair it'll be fucking giggles when the elk kingdom isn't his but Myrna and King Roy gone Lucas last rescue system (and lord knows he needs it ) is gone.

I think Lucas is so stupid and Scummy he can't love but he will be hurt when they go. Till he finds it doesn't make him rich.

Also can't wait for updates how fatty does a heat wave.

 

[Flatbill Oligarch]

Also can't wait for updates how fatty does a heat wave.

Probably just going to be sweating buckets in his videos if he ever starts uploading them again. I kinda liked seeing him in the winter because he went the entire winter without getting a proper coat because it would have cut into his clinkerdaggers budget even though he easily could have easily afforded a comfy tent. Im surprised he even survived but holy shit his priorities. Like yeah he's homeless, broke, wearing rags, smells like shit and has an intolerable personality but all of these problems will sort themselves out once he solves problem #1

I'd love to see survivalist Wern become a thing after he eventually gets banned from every shelter.

 

[darkwingosonichugorl]

This heat wave in the west will be all of next week too, and probably into around July 4th. The worst will be around next weekend. It's going to be a big story. Rough times for Lucas.

 

[Trainwreck]

I was walking to my office this morning and that fat faggot walked right past me. Blue shirt, black shorts, sunglasses and some seriously slicked back hair. His titties were a-bouncing the way he was walking too. It was comical.

 

[Da Dude123]

I was walking to my office this morning and that fat faggot walked right past me. Blue shirt, black shorts, sunglasses and some seriously slicked back hair. His titties were a-bouncing the way he was walking too. It was comical

What color were those shoe laces, tho?

 

[Krathnami]

I was walking to my office this morning and that fat faggot walked right past me. Blue shirt, black shorts, sunglasses and some seriously slicked back hair. His titties were a-bouncing the way he was walking too. It was comical.

Did you hold your breath as he walked past?

 

[Trainwreck]

What color were those shoe laces, tho?

Hahaha! I guess I don't make a habit of identifying people based on the color of their shoelaces.

Did you hold your breath as he walked past?

He actually looked pretty clean, which was surprising. But even so, yes, I did.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Hahaha! I guess I don't make a habit of identifying people based on the color of their shoelaces.

He actually looked pretty clean, which was surprising. But even so, yes, I did.

But he's been very CLEAR that to truly identify the genuine article, you will know him by his GREEN SHOELACES. Without confirming that information, can we REALLY be sure you saw THE Wern???

 

[Da Dude123]

The clothing you mentioned was what he was wearing in Skeletor's video. So that is our mooo cow. Not changing clothing as he does. It is starting to sound like him not having a phone is his own idea.

I wish we could get some videos about him bragging about the bounty hunters. Would love to have him mooo about that and his parents swimming pool. He is basically a millionaire!

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

But he's been very CLEAR that to truly identify the genuine article, you will know him by his GREEN SHOELACES. Without confirming that information, can we REALLY be sure you saw THE Wern???

I can say this is not a confirmed Wern-spotting without green laces, sunglasses, ponytail combo. You know Lucas has so many copycats that will steal his fashion to steal his Zoomer Baes. We must be thorough and rigorous in confirming a Wern-spotting event.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Maybe but it would have to be atrociously bad like being the star in a cartel torture/execution video. Short of that, fuck him.

He wants to shove his fist inside an underage girl. Fuck him.

"Fuck him." The world on Lucas Werner.

Fuck him. It'd make a nice epitaph. If he gets a gravestone. He won't.

Spoiler: not a penis

For me too sad to be able to really laugh at him for would be him losing his beetus leg then getting stuck with like a peg leg duct taped on or something because he's too broke to get a proper prosthetic one. Not because id feel bad for him specifically but more like the situation would just be too dark to laugh at.

Im hoping he just gets caught in a TCAP style sting later ideally

I used to believe that nothing is too dark to laugh at. I've amended my position to: nothing is too dark to amuse. A peg legged Lucas wouldn't make me chortle, guffaw, chuckle, titter, or howl, but there's a comic element there, too.

 

[Obscenity Enthusiast]

It looked like fatty's shoelaces were green-ish in the pic of him sitting on the curb. Apparently he's still wearing the same outfit?

The inbound heatwave is going to be an interesting time for Lucas, he has no interest in keeping an extensive wardrobe. Spending all day everyday in the same clothes in the blistering heat, wearing the same pair of socks and underwear (if he's even wearing any) smelling like hot roadkill, he's going to attract the vultures. Follow the vultures Spokane kiwis, that's where you'll find our escaped cow.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I was walking to my office this morning and that fat faggot walked right past me. Blue shirt, black shorts, sunglasses and some seriously slicked back hair. His titties were a-bouncing the way he was walking too. It was comical.

I'm just imagining being in your shoes out getting a coffee or whatever seeing Lucas and then walking back into the office laughing uncontrollably and somebody else asking what's so funny.