Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

Da Dude123

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I think that Heather gal has designed some stuff for him as well. I believe Lucas also stated she is an "adviser". I did notice she "liked" a lot of the comments mocking Lucas. Lucas is so oblivious, he really is. I noticed he figured out how to block the negative comments.

At the beginning of each quarter he also gets the left over financial aid money. To him it means rolling in dough. Likely that money is helping him pay the expenses for his board games. I saw that Heather Gallagher commenting on his game page. Do you know what she's doing for him?

He's filtering out all the comments critical to his "designer" ability and his games, leaving the ones that pander to his delusions. He can't do anything about the reviews accept for recommending his own page.
At the beginning of each quarter he also gets the left over financial aid money. To him it means rolling in dough. Likely that money is helping him pay the expenses for his board games. I saw that Heather Gallagher commenting on his game page. Do you know what she's doing for him?

He's filtering out all the comments critical to his "designer" ability and his games, leaving the ones that pander to his delusions. He can't do anything about the reviews accept for recommending his own page.
 

AbraCadaver

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A blurry picture, but I always enjoy pictures of Lucas in the wild. View attachment 742333
Imagining this fucking creep watching me with his gross, greasy dead stare as I walk by makes my ovaries shrivel up and my vagina slam shut with one of those thick riveted steel blast doors. You’d hear the loud metallic CLANG from it the moment he turned his oily thinning head to watch me go past. Everything about this man says to a woman’s reproductive system DO NOT ACCEPT.
 

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Imagining this fucking creep watching me with his gross, greasy dead stare as I walk by makes my ovaries shrivel up and my vagina slam shut with one of those thick riveted steel blast doors. You’d hear the loud metallic CLANG from it the moment he turned his oily thinning head to watch me go past. Everything about this man says to a woman’s reproductive system DO NOT ACCEPT.
You might want to get your vagina checked out.
 

Da Dude123

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"The Wern Makes Games" page is no longer on Facebook. I wonder if the bigots and the naysayers forced portly Lucas Werner to take it down? Of course he has paid his consultants to help market his games, so it is hard to say. Lucas was getting attacked pretty heavily on there.
 
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"The Wern Makes Games" page is no longer on Facebook. I wonder if the bigots and the naysayers forced portly Lucas Werner to take it down? Of course he has paid his consultants to help market his games, so it is hard to say. Lucas was getting attacked pretty heavily on there.
Wondering if he made the page private. Last I saw of the page, someone had posted the picture of Lucas standing behind the trash can stalking the group of teen girls. I was waiting the debut of his new great,awesome because he says so game "Deconstruct". He was going to be receiving it today from TheGameCrafters.

Are the consultants the ones he calls his advisors , or others?
 
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Wondering if he made the page private. Last I saw of the page, someone had posted the picture of Lucas standing behind the trash can stalking the group of teen girls. I was waiting the debut of his new great,awesome because he says so game "Deconstruct". He was going to be receiving it today from TheGameCrafters.

Are the consultants the ones he calls his advisors , or others?
Word is he took it down cuz he couldn’t figure out the moderator tools. Which is hilarious honestly

ETA: Here’s Deconversion. It looks like literally everything else he’s made, but with velveteen baggies.
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Word is he took it down cuz he couldn’t figure out the moderator tools. Which is hilarious honestly

ETA: Here’s Deconversion. It looks like literally everything else he’s made, but with velveteen baggies. View attachment 749980View attachment 749979
I had the name wrong. I see it's "Deconversion". He was filtering out the comments, but it looks like he couldn't get rid of the reviews. I don't know if the reviews can be filtered(deleted).

Jesus. Did he set this up on campus? Is this his version of a Poon Trap?
The first picture pretty sure is at the campus. The second is in the filthy hole he lives in.
 

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I had the name wrong. I see it's "Deconversion". He was filtering out the comments, but it looks like he couldn't get rid of the reviews. I don't know if the reviews can be filtered(deleted).


The first picture pretty sure is at the campus. The second is in the filthy hole he lives in.
As far as I know you cannot delete reviews, since that’d defeat the whole purpose, but he was leaving nasty comments and DM’ing people who left bad reviews lol. John Smith is his very creatively disguised alt account, the “no dice” picture is the best part
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mothman96

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As far as I know you cannot delete reviews, since that’d defeat the whole purpose, but he was leaving nasty comments and DM’ing people who left bad reviews lol. John Smith is his very creatively disguised alt account, the “no dice” picture is the best part View attachment 750027
He had John Smith as Team member in his game page. Likely to give the impression someone else was backing him.

He made 3 Deconversion videos:


He has Cafeteria Uprising up for sale at TheGameCrafters and the insane pedo gave it a 5 star rating.

 
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"The Wern Makes Games" page is no longer on Facebook. I wonder if the bigots and the naysayers forced portly Lucas Werner to take it down? Of course he has paid his consultants to help market his games, so it is hard to say. Lucas was getting attacked pretty heavily on there.
Lucas deleted the page and started a Facebook group that he could control better. Good luck getting approved for membership if you aren’t born with a vagina.

 

mothman96

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Lucas deleted the page and started a Facebook group that he could control better. Good luck getting approved for membership if you aren’t born with a vagina.

Looks like the only ones allowed into his new group are the ones that feed his insanity. He's had a number of male "friends" like that guy Gerard Barns, who is also on his John Smith fb. I see "John Smith" is the administrator.

Wondering if Lucas is going to keep Isabelle Sagastume as his chief advisor. He checks this thread, so he's probably going to know she's been trolling him.
 
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Looks like the only ones allowed into his new group are the ones that feed his insanity. He's had a number of male "friends" like that guy Gerard Barns, who is also on his John Smith fb. I see "John Smith" is the administrator.

Wondering if Lucas is going to keep Isabelle Sagastume as his chief advisor. He checks this thread, so he's probably going to know she's been trolling him.
John Smith is his alt.
 
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He had John Smith as Team member in his game page. Likely to give the impression someone else was backing him.

He made 3 Deconversion videos:

Those vids were hilariously sad to watch. A game that involves: a periodic table, table coasters, Spree candies, a die, legos and the creator doesn't even know the rules of his own game.
 

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This truly shows how fractured his mind is, he just takes things he assumes are higher learning and or "smart" throws them together. He doesn't even know how he should link them, it's like a exceptional rapper listing random expensive goods

Ferrari, Gucci, Mont Blanc pen! Rich!
Lucas lists black holes, math theories and yells dollar menu.

He legit has some serious lack of ability to think esp on the regards of stringing things together. Rules are the most important part of a game, there's even such importance of something like a soft rule allowing some house rules or flexibility. Something as simple when you play poker with a kid, or first timer you do it open faced. He just has some kinda rough idea what this should be and hands it off, like it's done.

I mean if I took a bowl threw 2 eggs in it then dropped a candy bar in, it's not a chocolate cake.
 

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