Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

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He had John Smith as Team member in his game page. Likely to give the impression someone else was backing him.

He made 3 Deconversion videos:

Those vids were hilariously sad to watch. A game that involves: a periodic table, table coasters, Spree candies, a die, legos and the creator doesn't even know the rules of his own game.
 

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This truly shows how fractured his mind is, he just takes things he assumes are higher learning and or "smart" throws them together. He doesn't even know how he should link them, it's like a exceptional rapper listing random expensive goods

Ferrari, Gucci, Mont Blanc pen! Rich!
Lucas lists black holes, math theories and yells dollar menu.

He legit has some serious lack of ability to think esp on the regards of stringing things together. Rules are the most important part of a game, there's even such importance of something like a soft rule allowing some house rules or flexibility. Something as simple when you play poker with a kid, or first timer you do it open faced. He just has some kinda rough idea what this should be and hands it off, like it's done.

I mean if I took a bowl threw 2 eggs in it then dropped a candy bar in, it's not a chocolate cake.
 

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It amazes me how Lucas thinks he is better than other people. He talks about trailer parks often and how he looks down on them. Homeboy is often homeless and lives in a flop house paid for by the tax payers. He doesn't even have his own bathroom. He has to carry toilet paper with him to the communal restroom. Living in trailer would be a step up. Lucas is bottom of the barrel, just a drain on society. For him to think he is better than anyone is a high level of arrogance.

Here’s a funny anecdote from one of Wern’s trusted confidantes about raising kids as a stay at home dad that shows just how clueless he truly is.
 

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Mont Blanc pen
OT for a sec: This is part of what proves Wern is a cargo cultist. Sure everybody's heard of Mont Blanc, but the vast majority of their pens are shit -- to actually write with, and to keep intact, because that "precious resin" barrel cracks if you look at it funny. If you want a fountain pen with a stiff, inflexible nib, you might as well get a Lamy. You could legit puncture someone's tire with one of those bad boys.
 

mothman96

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shakes his fist at the god he doesn’t believe in to begin with
He's wearing his Batman pantaloonies in his Deconversion videos. Thinking he is wearing them to campus this week. Considering all the Batman pantaloon comments under his videos, don't think he was paid a compliment, they were making fun of him. His comment about slapping God he doesn't believe in when he gets to heaven, well he has to take into account hell.
 
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Da Dude123

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This is more of Lucas not realizing that people are more or less constantly mocking or trolling him. Yeah, Lucas, sure, that 20 year old student really liked your pantaloonies. I am sure she was hitting on you, if not for that other guy there you would be playing Meeple Toss with her. That is autism, though. Not being able to understand sarcasam.

shakes his fist at the god he doesn’t believe in to begin with
 
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This is more of Lucas not realizing that people are more or less constantly mocking or trolling him. Yeah, Lucas, sure, that 20 year old student really liked your pantaloonies. I am sure she was hitting on you, if not for that other guy there you would be playing Meeple Toss with her. That is autism, though. Not being able to understand sarcasam.
From his behavior it looks like his brain functions more like that of a rutting animal than human.
 
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Wow, I really need to stop clicking on the horrorcow threads, what a ride.

It's hard to be sympathetic with Lucas because he's a shit person through and through but dude is also very obviously mentally ill. I don't really approve personally of people fucking with him on that level. Being a creep in itself is not a crime, also he seems to be generally very passive and meek in real life, it's not like he threatens or follows people home. I don't think people in real life would feel safe screwing with him if he wasn't making the impression he's an easy target, because people who do these kinds of things are not exactly the most courageous kind and rather avoid people they know will push their shit in. It's basically preying on a mentally weak person and bullying, and at 20+ you reaaaallly should have aged out of that. Let alone taking away his money. Tugboat or not, shitty person or not, that's just fucked up. You're basically manipulating with the intent of stealing from a mentally ill guy who's not able to recognize you're screwing with him and doesn't understand the reality of his situation. It makes you a pretty shitty person yourself and that somebody else would take the money if you wouldn't is not an excuse either. It's like me stealing a police car because the doors were open and the keys were in and justifying it with "well somebody else could've done it easily and then I'd be out one nice cop car!". I really doubt that would fly in court, and it also really shouldn't.

That all being said, what is he even doing in college? They should've never admitted him. Not too familiar with the US education system but aren't there tests to filter incapable people like him out from the beginning? Seems very inefficient if there aren't.
 

mothman96

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Wow, I really need to stop clicking on the horrorcow threads, what a ride.

It's hard to be sympathetic with Lucas because he's a shit person through and through but dude is also very obviously mentally ill. I don't really approve personally of people fucking with him on that level. Being a creep in itself is not a crime, also he seems to be generally very passive and meek in real life, it's not like he threatens or follows people home. I don't think people in real life would feel safe screwing with him if he wasn't making the impression he's an easy target, because people who do these kinds of things are not exactly the most courageous kind and rather avoid people they know will push their shit in. It's basically preying on a mentally weak person and bullying, and at 20+ you reaaaallly should have aged out of that. Let alone taking away his money. Tugboat or not, shitty person or not, that's just fucked up. You're basically manipulating with the intent of stealing from a mentally ill guy who's not able to recognize you're screwing with him and doesn't understand the reality of his situation. It makes you a pretty shitty person yourself and that somebody else would take the money if you wouldn't is not an excuse either. It's like me stealing a police car because the doors were open and the keys were in and justifying it with "well somebody else could've done it easily and then I'd be out one nice cop car!". I really doubt that would fly in court, and it also really shouldn't.

That all being said, what is he even doing in college? They should've never admitted him. Not too familiar with the US education system but aren't there tests to filter incapable people like him out from the beginning? Seems very inefficient if there aren't.
Passive and meek in real life, yea. Stalking middle and high school girls, hitting on a 16 yr old barista, wanting another 16 yr old to send him nudes, "crushing" on the 16 yr olds at college, using a burrito to hit on a 15 yr old, jail time for domestic violence, restraining orders, getting banned from homeless shelters, creeping on young women at the mental hospital, scamming a woman out of $400+, trying to extort money from his dad, setting his dad's truck on fire, and and I am pretty sure there is much more he's done. He'd still outright be trying to get his hands on a 16 yr old, if it wasn't for the backlash he got for the Starbucks incident and the fear that the next 16 yr old he hits on, her family will take it very, very personal and come looking for him.

He's watching his step on campus for he doesn't want to get kicked out. Where else is he going to be on the same campus with 16 yr olds and young women to salivate over.
 
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