Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

Fiveseven15

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He actually, genuinely thinks he’s a better person. He can’t comprehend he’s gotten so much worse over the years. Incredible.

Also lol he thinks his trust and approval is worth anything. Hilarious how out of touch he is, and with people genuinely trying to help him, he just blocks and whines/cries

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She kicked him out because they were at a restaurant, lucas decided she wasn’t attractive anymore because he saw, in his words, a possible daddy/daughter date, believed it could’ve been an old guy with a millennial, got jealous and threw a glass at the wall, then blamed it on too much soda
 
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Twrx

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He actually, genuinely thinks he’s a better person. He can’t comprehend he’s gotten so much worse over the years. Incredible.

Also lol he thinks his trust and approval is worth anything. Hilarious how out of touch he is, and with people genuinely trying to help him, he just blocks and whines/criesView attachment 819501

Good, let more people see what you really are Lucas.
 

gobbogobb

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Is he still sperging about his Batman pajama pics?

Also anyone else notice that all his obsessions in addition to being transparent ways to lure children and young women have a shelf life of about six months max?

Except sushi. Give him the choice between barely pubescent poon and a California roll and you might just make his head explode.
 

mothman96

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This summer turns out to be a bust? What the hell is that even supposed to mean? What would make the summer a bust and or not a bust? All he is doing is eating and complaining about Kiwi Farms and about people not bringing him a woman.

Is he doing anything productive? Like maybe trying to work part time or do something to better himself? We all know the answer to that is no. He just expects that the world will bring him good things because he is entitled.
I'm thinking it's his same old bullshit. Like trying to manipulate a girl to fuck him by using his suicide threats, doing something drastic etc. If during the summer he doesn't get a teenager bouncing on his mangy dick, it's a bust. He won't be going back to college.
 

mothman96

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REEEE SUMMER ISNT FUN WHEN UR AN ADULTView attachment 819984
He’s back to justifying not having a license by saying ‘maybe you’re the ones who are lazy”View attachment 819987
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Back when he was hanging out with that 30 yr woman platonic "friend", he said she was driving him places. He wasn't complaining then. Unless the hypocrite Lucas is in the vehicle getting driven around, people who drive/have a vehicle are bad.

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Hey Lucas, have fun hand cranking your dick all summer. That's if you can get it up.
 
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Particle Bored

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Sorry bud, but you'll never be smart enough to figure out who the guys screenshotting your posts are. You're stuck with us forever.
"My apologies."

Sorry Lucas, we're going to remember you talked shit about us and still talk shit about you and ignore your little bullshit apology that meant nothing.
 

Rogowski

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An interesting exchange in which someone tries to actually show him empathy and he reacts by claiming they’re from here or SOFALAW. We’re living rent free.
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Lucas talking about hanging out a local park where he ogles women and admitting that he has public rage fits at the sight of younger couples.
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mothman96

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An interesting exchange in which someone tries to actually show him empathy and he reacts by claiming they’re from here or SOFALAW. We’re living rent free.
Lucas talking about hanging out a local park where he ogles women and admitting that he has public rage fits at the sight of younger couples.
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Some people really need to wake up to the fact, the insane pedo Lucas does not have a redeeming bone in his body
 

AbraCadaver

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AbraCadaver

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The Lucas of three weeks ago would hate the Lucas of today. Maybe he’s finally realizing that everyone on the internet is only pretending to like him.
Turns out screaming into the online void that no girl will fuck you is not a great way to meet women, who knew

Can’t wait til he waddles into the pub and perches up at the bar corner, instructing the bartender to bring him some suitable young women. You’d do it if you actually CARED about your customers!! Otherwise I’m never ordering a free water here again!

Won’t the pub scene just trigger his “rage” aka seething jealousy and deep-seated inadequacies? He can’t even go to a public park without throwing an insane fit at couples who aren’t him and a nubile 15 yr old.
 

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