Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

mothman96

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I’m excited about the reboot. Did he stop demanding under-25 women only?
Nah if anyone replies he’ll throw out all of his usual stipulations
Even though his primary "appetite" is for the young, he's sex starved. He told the 30 yr old woman "platonic" friend he had dinner with, he was willing to fuck her. She ran for the hills when he made his intentions known.
 

mothman96

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Da Dude123

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I think these will get better when his main account is released from Facebook jail. He has way more followers on there. Also, has anyone who has not been his target demographic responded?

I miss his old posts where he would try to get 16-24 year old hottie girls in Spokane to accompany him to Red Robin for gourmet burgers and all you can eat fries. Those were great! All those bigoted Gen Z girls were missing out! Maybe we will see a return of those ...
 

Rescuetoast

thrillho
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I think these will get better when his main account is released from Facebook jail. He has way more followers on there. Also, has anyone who has not been his target demographic responded?

I miss his old posts where he would try to get 16-24 year old hottie girls in Spokane to accompany him to Red Robin for gourmet burgers and all you can eat fries. Those were great! All those bigoted Gen Z girls were missing out! Maybe we will see a return of those ...
It’s the first of the month. I’m sure we will see much more budget meals soon.
 

Da Dude123

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Absolutely. Even his so called friends and well wishers have no interest in meeting him in person. They know that Lucas is not a person they want to be seen with. They just ocassionally try to be nice to him online to make themselves feel better.

Also, when the tab comes for the artisan pizza, you know there is a good chance tubby will have spent the last of his welfare check on the printing of Dancing Telomeres. Then you are stuck covering the check even though Lucas ate most of the pizza.
Knowing what Lucas really is about, it all says he is not "friend" material.
 

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