Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

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mothman96

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It's just putting lipstick on a pig. A shower and jeans don't change he's still the same POS pedo Lucas. Since he's not getting his dose of eye raping girls at college, he has an alternative for the summer. The parks.
 
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AbraCadaver

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Let the summer of Lucas begin.
I mean damn, he IS trying and he’s doing all the things we recommended so I will give it to him. These are not at all terrible ideas, and he should keep them up.

Now if he could climb that last hurdle...aiming for a date with someone his own age instead of teenagers...I’d pretty impressed.

Does he seem more medicated to you? Much more sensible than Screaming Ranting “Meme” Photos Lucas.

Problem is, no one wants to get a pizza now because he’s chased all his friends away with his “if you’re not willing to bring me a woman, get the fuck away from me” nonsense. The absurd photos of the last week or so with him yelling and crying that teenage girls won’t take his dick...also not helping. Why would anyone be willing to hang out with THAT?
 

mothman96

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I mean damn, he IS trying and he’s doing all the things we recommended so I will give it to him. These are not at all terrible ideas, and he should keep them up.

Now if he could climb that last hurdle...aiming for a date with someone his own age instead of teenagers...I’d pretty impressed.

Does he seem more medicated to you? Much more sensible than Screaming Ranting “Meme” Photos Lucas.


Problem is, no one wants to get a pizza now because he’s chased all his friends away with his “if you’re not willing to bring me a woman, get the fuck away from me” nonsense. The absurd photos of the last week or so with him yelling and crying that teenage girls won’t take his dick...also not helping. Why would anyone be willing to hang out with THAT?
A leopard can't change his spots. Even if at some point he were to decide it be better to aim for women his age or be alone, it would be a facade. He'd still be thinking of, salivating for and eye raping every young one that came into his view.
 

Fiveseven15

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i mean, is he REALLY doing all the things he says? he IS a pathological liar and narcissist after all. i'd bet hes just saying these things because he thinks its what people want to hear

A leopard can't change his spots. Even if at some point he were to decide it be better to aim for women his age or be alone, it would be a facade. He'd still be thinking of, salivating for and eye raping every young one that came into his view.

wouldnt be long before he throws another glass at a wall when he sees a daddy daughter date in the same restaraunt
 

Qi Meng Dealer

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I mean damn, he IS trying and he’s doing all the things we recommended so I will give it to him. These are not at all terrible ideas, and he should keep them up.

Now if he could climb that last hurdle...aiming for a date with someone his own age instead of teenagers...I’d pretty impressed.
I think there's another step for Lucas before actually finding dates - getting a job. I don't think any woman of sound mind would respond to a near-40-year-old and goes "Hey, baby, wanna get some budget alcoholic drinks? But not today, let's wait until they deposit my tard bucks for next month."
 

mothman96

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I think there's another step for Lucas before actually finding dates - getting a job. I don't think any woman of sound mind would respond to a near-40-year-old and goes "Hey, baby, wanna get some budget alcoholic drinks? But not today, let's wait until they deposit my tard bucks for next month."
Lucas said it himself. The government does everything for him. At his age, he was assigned a "payee" to make sure his rent is paid. He couldn't even fill out the college and financial aid forms on his own. He needed help. He's unstable and it's very unlikely he'd be able to hold on to a job.
 
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AbraCadaver

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Holy shit, without a fucking ounce of self awareness

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What a fucking twat he is. He’s FAR uglier than this woman and at least she’s asking for people her own age.

She also has a JOB and hygiene and a nice haircut and is outside at a public event talking to people, not out “exploding with rage” at a local park because there are couples there.

He wants skinny teenage hotties to suck his tiny dick in his tard-flat with the shared bathroom and his govummint wrangler who does everything for him but wipe his arse. Yeah, she wants men, not fucked up little children, Lucas. You’re definitely not on her list either.

I do like that he posts this with the nasty comment of “looks at picture...yeah I’m good.”

Then he realizes what a dick he sounds so instead of CHANGING it, he posts “oh actually she’s not bad looking but her PERSONALITY is turning me off.” But he LEAVES THE SLAM ON HER AGE AND LOOKS, just so you know he insulted her.

Lucas, you don’t give a fuck about personality, you just want a teenage ovulator. Even if this woman posted that she welcomed fat, balding, nasty greasy pricks like you, you would not be ringing her up.

He lives in a fart-filled tiny filthy bedroom in a shared building full of social incompetents, having his money managed by responsible adults for him, given a bit of pocket money every month like a child, to spend on blocks of cheese and day old sushi. And he thinks he’s in a position to pick and choose?

(FWIW tho sweetie, you don’t get to reject men over 200 lbs when you yourself are clearly over 200 lbs. and only work four hours a week, but whinge about having no money. And at your age, plenty of men are balding but still very cool people.

The smoking thing I do get.)
 
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What a fucking twat he is. He’s FAR uglier than this woman and at least she’s asking for people her own age.

She also has a JOB and hygiene and a nice haircut and is outside at a public event talking to people, not out “exploding with rage” at a local park because there are couples there.

He wants skinny teenage hotties to suck his tiny dick in his tard-flat with the shared bathroom and his govummint wrangler who does everything for him but wipe his arse. Yeah, she wants men, not fucked up little children, Lucas. You’re definitely not on her list either.

I do like that he posts this with the nasty comment of “looks at picture...yeah I’m good.”

Then he realizes what a dick he sounds so instead of CHANGING it, he posts “oh actually she’s not bad looking but her PERSONALITY is turning me off.” But he LEAVES THE SLAM ON HER AGE AND LOOKS, just so you know he insulted her.

Lucas, you don’t give a fuck about personality, you just want a teenage ovulator. Even if this woman posted that she welcomed fat, balding, nasty greasy pricks like you, you would not be ringing her up.

He lives in a fart-filled tiny filthy bedroom in a shared building full of social incompetents, having his money managed by responsible adults for him, given a bit of pocket money every month like a child, to spend on blocks of cheese and day old sushi. And he thinks he’s in a position to pick and choose?

(FWIW tho sweetie, you don’t get to reject men over 200 lbs when you yourself are clearly over 200 lbs. and only work four hours a week, but whinge about having no money. And at your age, plenty of men are balding but still very cool people.

The smoking thing I do get.)
It's pretty hilarious how a lot of people like her and the Wern have some pretty ridiculous standards in regards to who they date, meanwhile, if others have standards, it's bigotry. It reminds me of the individual that wants a 6'+ guy with a 10" dick, body builder physique, and a 7 figure salary, meanwhile she is some ratchet looking fat gremlin.
 

AbraCadaver

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It's pretty hilarious how a lot of people like her and the Wern have some pretty ridiculous standards in regards to who they date, meanwhile, if others have standards, it's bigotry. It reminds me of the individual that wants a 6'+ guy with a 10" dick, body builder physique, and a 7 figure salary, meanwhile she is some ratchet looking fat gremlin.
The ability to think yoursef quite a catch because of your stunning personality alone, while demanding physical perfection in a mate, is not limited to any one gender. I think women are more prone to settling because they don’t want to be alone and men are more prone to settling because they’re desperate for sex. But there are entitled idiots everywhere, searching for a mate who puts a ton of work into his or her looks, while dismissing doing anything about their OWN looks because “I should be enough as I am, I’m worth it, if you don’t want me how I am now then you don’t deserve me.”

Or they’re doing that “demand a higher salary so you can negotiate down to your real goal” thing, but with human beings. It does not work.
 

pr3nt177

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It's pretty hilarious how a lot of people like her and the Wern have some pretty ridiculous standards in regards to who they date, meanwhile, if others have standards, it's bigotry. It reminds me of the individual that wants a 6'+ guy with a 10" dick, body builder physique, and a 7 figure salary, meanwhile she is some ratchet looking fat gremlin.
^ This.

Generally, the ones on the lower rungs are the most demanding. I'm all for confidence in oneself but too many seem to take the mickey.
 

Rokko

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^ This.

Generally, the ones on the lower rungs are the most demanding. I'm all for confidence in oneself but too many seem to take the mickey.
People with few/zero experience in relationships tend (imho) to be more focused on attractiveness in their potential partners. If you´ve never been in a loving relationship its hard to look for character attributes in people I guess, because you never experienced the importance of it (Kinda hard to explain).
 

MeganDodgedABullet

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People with few/zero experience in relationships tend (imho) to be more focused on attractiveness in their potential partners. If you´ve never been in a loving relationship its hard to look for character attributes in people I guess, because you never experienced the importance of it (Kinda hard to explain).
This. There used to be a fantastic me-me of a japanese hottie sitting on a football with an ass like a peach and giving it the full sex bomb pout thing. The caption said "Remember, no matter how hot she looks someone somewhere is sick of her shit".
 

Telomerase Disgrace

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I cannot understand why he thinks these pictures aren’t fuckin horrifying

I know you read this thread, lucas. I’m in your ~preferred age range~. These pictures are rapey as shit and would send any woman (of ANY age) screaming. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao
 

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thrillho
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I cannot understand why he thinks these pictures aren’t fuckin horrifying

I know you read this thread, lucas. I’m in your ~preferred age range~. These pictures are rapey as shit and would send any woman (of ANY age) screaming. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao
I like how he never went into any of the bars, just posted selfies outside.