Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

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mothman96

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I cannot understand why he thinks these pictures aren’t fuckin horrifying

I know you read this thread, lucas. I’m in your ~preferred age range~. These pictures are rapey as shit and would send any woman (of ANY age) screaming. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao
Yup, all that filtering and slimming of his face he thinks make him look young, brings out and emphasizes his demented rapist face.
 
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pr3nt177

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I cannot understand why he thinks these pictures aren’t fuckin horrifying

I know you read this thread, lucas. I’m in your ~preferred age range~. These pictures are rapey as shit and would send any woman (of ANY age) screaming. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao
Pics 2 & 4 particularly horrifying, like something off a tv police appeal, "have you seen this man?"
 

Fiveseven15

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He will whine about his ‘self worth’ it feels like his mommy told him he was a handsome boy once and he ran with it and refuses to believe anything else. He’s ‘handsome’ therefore there is no such thing as a bad picture. His greasy hair screams sex offender registry, too, but since he absolutely refuses to listen to reality, well, here we are
 

mothman96

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Another Lucas post I found thanks to "It's Wednesday My Dudes".
What, a guy not looking like him, is vanity? All the "doctoring up" he does on his selfies isn't? He doesn't want to take into account that guys with money work to earn it. The useless POS wants a boat load of cash, a nice house, etc, and of course a teenager for his mangy dick, all dropped onto his fat lap.

Glad he can't afford a house. He'd have a sound proof room down in the basement.
 
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AbraCadaver

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Is Lucas a commie now or something?
All incels are inexplicably irate over the darn lazy poor people getting food stamps, while simultaneously believing it’s the government’s job to set up mandatory dating services and force women to submit sexually to smelly shut-ins.

So socialism for them, capitalism for everyone else.
 

Da Dude123

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Most incels are. Lucas, however, is an incel who gets food stamps and welfare and is proud that the government handles his life. He also wants the government to give him a woman. Lucas wants everything given to him because he is fat, lazy, entitled, and autistic.


All incels are inexplicably irate over the darn lazy poor people getting food stamps, while simultaneously believing it’s the government’s job to set up mandatory dating services and force women to submit sexually to smelly shut-ins.

So socialism for them, capitalism for everyone else.
 

Qi Meng Dealer

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Is Lucas a commie now or something?
He'll adopt any and all ideologies to whatever suits him or allows him to blame something else for his own faults. Turned Bernie fan when he thought it'll get him to bang millenials. Turned to a Fibonacci fan to wildly explain how young women should date much older guys because number sequence. Turned into pseudo-science nut for the same reason. Angry at capitalism because he's poor and too lazy/a lot of fries short of a Happy Meal to get a job.

The part about him discounting toned men with hair is quite hilarious. He's aware that he's physically undesirable, but instead of doing stuff to improve himself, he just goes back to the capitalism well but now laced with vanity accusations. This from a guy who as mentioned earlier uses a shit ton of photo filters, slicks his hair back with his natural grease, and claims to dress to the nines, something someone who doesn't care about looks wouldn't even bother to say about himself. Total hypocrite through and through.
 

mothman96

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We know Lucas is quite often really, really pissed, but the latter definitely applies to him too. Really, really pissed and really, really deranged. He looks at a girl that way, she should get away really, really fast. We also know where he stands at being "clever".

The Kubrick Stare is really quite simple to pull off. You simply do the following:
  1. Tilt head down
  2. Look up beneath eyebrows
...and voila! Instant super-creepy look!
It generally signifies that the character in question is either really, really pissed or really, really deranged, and the person they're looking at is really, really screwed. Other times — usually when combined with a smile — it means they're feeling really, really clever (regardless of whether or not they actually are).