Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

AbraCadaver

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Is Lucas a commie now or something?
All incels are inexplicably irate over the darn lazy poor people getting food stamps, while simultaneously believing it’s the government’s job to set up mandatory dating services and force women to submit sexually to smelly shut-ins.

So socialism for them, capitalism for everyone else.
 

Da Dude123

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Most incels are. Lucas, however, is an incel who gets food stamps and welfare and is proud that the government handles his life. He also wants the government to give him a woman. Lucas wants everything given to him because he is fat, lazy, entitled, and autistic.


All incels are inexplicably irate over the darn lazy poor people getting food stamps, while simultaneously believing it’s the government’s job to set up mandatory dating services and force women to submit sexually to smelly shut-ins.

So socialism for them, capitalism for everyone else.
 

Qi Meng Dealer

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Is Lucas a commie now or something?
He'll adopt any and all ideologies to whatever suits him or allows him to blame something else for his own faults. Turned Bernie fan when he thought it'll get him to bang millenials. Turned to a Fibonacci fan to wildly explain how young women should date much older guys because number sequence. Turned into pseudo-science nut for the same reason. Angry at capitalism because he's poor and too lazy/a lot of fries short of a Happy Meal to get a job.

The part about him discounting toned men with hair is quite hilarious. He's aware that he's physically undesirable, but instead of doing stuff to improve himself, he just goes back to the capitalism well but now laced with vanity accusations. This from a guy who as mentioned earlier uses a shit ton of photo filters, slicks his hair back with his natural grease, and claims to dress to the nines, something someone who doesn't care about looks wouldn't even bother to say about himself. Total hypocrite through and through.
 

mothman96

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We know Lucas is quite often really, really pissed, but the latter definitely applies to him too. Really, really pissed and really, really deranged. He looks at a girl that way, she should get away really, really fast. We also know where he stands at being "clever".

The Kubrick Stare is really quite simple to pull off. You simply do the following:
  1. Tilt head down
  2. Look up beneath eyebrows
...and voila! Instant super-creepy look!
It generally signifies that the character in question is either really, really pissed or really, really deranged, and the person they're looking at is really, really screwed. Other times — usually when combined with a smile — it means they're feeling really, really clever (regardless of whether or not they actually are).
 

AbraCadaver

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Lucas, the fat socialist has been going on about guillotines for some reason. Not sure what that is all about.
Maybe “The Lottery?” He seems to be advocating that we bring back the ancient practice of sin-eaters or human scapegoating...lay our sins upon the back of the unfortunate “special someone” and then drive them into the forest to be eaten by wild animals. In this way, the people of the city will be cleansed of sin and guilt for another year.

I know who I’d want to choose! But I don’t know if wild animals enjoy the taste of Batman flannel.
 

mothman96

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Been thinking it's about schizo Lucas (the guillotiner) creating a delusional fantasy where he has the power to be judge and jury to off people via guillotine for whatever reason he wants. He further goes into wanting the citizens of his psycho fantasy to vote on girls to find that special someone that gets to meet the guillotiner (Lucas)

I'm surprised he didn't outright post males under 35 would get offed if they get married and/or have sex. Especially the teenage boys that date Lucas's "prime" age he salivates over, the teen girls.
 
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Solzhenitsyn

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Threatening to guillotine someone is a meme among the younger parts of the far left like the ChapoTrapHouse subreddit, etc. Referencing Robespierre and the French Revolution and all. He may be trying to use memes to pick up millenials again.
 

mothman96

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Lucas is getting trolt by another IRL tryhard crop of faggots.



Lacie Malum (last name might not be a real name, yielded no google results outside of Facebook): https://facebook.com/plugsandhugs
IG: achtopus
Lucas is lapping it all up-- "The world vs. us". Now she's getting attention for meeting the most infamous psycho "carnival attraction" in Spokane. Pedo "Daddy Wern".

Maybe she'll be the one to get shit faced with the Wern and he'll get an ovulator for his super "magic" sperm. It's a given the pedo is eyeballing her as a candidate for Mrs. Wern.

ETA:
I'd missed the candidate Mrs. Pedo Wern saying she is set to fight anyone that crosses the insane pedo.
 
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mothman96

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This dude is fucking sickening. Pictured: the absolute creepiest, most nasty ass way to talk about having sex with people, by lucas, age 39
Yes, absolutely Lucas is a total POS. He's talked about his sex life with the only girlfriend he's ever had. Here is the thing, Lucas was approx 31-32 when Suzanne kicked him out and the police had to get him out of her house. He's been without sex since that time. Lucas is a pathological liar, there is no 18 yr old when he was 34 etc. He even made up a lie about banging a black chick , who told him his dick was so "big and so good". The "big and so good" part makes me laugh. He's just coming up with lies to make it look like he's gotten it on with 18 yr olds before.
 
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Da Dude123

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I had a feeling something like that was happening when I saw the above post. We will have to wait and see if this is a one time thing or if Lucas starts regularly seeing these people. That Shao Mane and Corina thing caused Lucas to lock down his Facebook. I remember he really believed that Corina chick was his girlfriend. It will be interesting to see where this goes. Also, does Lucas think he is impressing people by sharing that stuff? He is showing what a true lolcow he is.

Turns out that Lucas’ new friends are friends with the guy who trolled the shit out of him a few years ago. Expect nothing good to come of any of it.
 

GleamingTheQ-Bert

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This dude is fucking sickening. Pictured: the absolute creepiest, most nasty ass way to talk about having sex with people, by lucas, age 39
Makes less than no sense. Lucas said many times he'd never been with anyone younger than him. Like, a million times. Even if it wasn't obvious BS, his own vids disprove it. Is this how he impresses his new "friends"?

Dunno who's worse, Lucas or his stupid we.ens.
 

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