Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

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AbraCadaver

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Lucas, the fat socialist has been going on about guillotines for some reason. Not sure what that is all about.
Maybe “The Lottery?” He seems to be advocating that we bring back the ancient practice of sin-eaters or human scapegoating...lay our sins upon the back of the unfortunate “special someone” and then drive them into the forest to be eaten by wild animals. In this way, the people of the city will be cleansed of sin and guilt for another year.

I know who I’d want to choose! But I don’t know if wild animals enjoy the taste of Batman flannel.
 

mothman96

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Been thinking it's about schizo Lucas (the guillotiner) creating a delusional fantasy where he has the power to be judge and jury to off people via guillotine for whatever reason he wants. He further goes into wanting the citizens of his psycho fantasy to vote on girls to find that special someone that gets to meet the guillotiner (Lucas)

I'm surprised he didn't outright post males under 35 would get offed if they get married and/or have sex. Especially the teenage boys that date Lucas's "prime" age he salivates over, the teen girls.
 
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mothman96

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Lucas is getting trolt by another IRL tryhard crop of faggots.



Lacie Malum (last name might not be a real name, yielded no google results outside of Facebook): https://facebook.com/plugsandhugs
IG: achtopus
Lucas is lapping it all up-- "The world vs. us". Now she's getting attention for meeting the most infamous psycho "carnival attraction" in Spokane. Pedo "Daddy Wern".

Maybe she'll be the one to get shit faced with the Wern and he'll get an ovulator for his super "magic" sperm. It's a given the pedo is eyeballing her as a candidate for Mrs. Wern.

ETA:
I'd missed the candidate Mrs. Pedo Wern saying she is set to fight anyone that crosses the insane pedo.
 
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mothman96

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This dude is fucking sickening. Pictured: the absolute creepiest, most nasty ass way to talk about having sex with people, by lucas, age 39
Yes, absolutely Lucas is a total POS. He's talked about his sex life with the only girlfriend he's ever had. Here is the thing, Lucas was approx 31-32 when Suzanne kicked him out and the police had to get him out of her house. He's been without sex since that time. Lucas is a pathological liar, there is no 18 yr old when he was 34 etc. He even made up a lie about banging a black chick , who told him his dick was so "big and so good". The "big and so good" part makes me laugh. He's just coming up with lies to make it look like he's gotten it on with 18 yr olds before.
 
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Da Dude123

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I had a feeling something like that was happening when I saw the above post. We will have to wait and see if this is a one time thing or if Lucas starts regularly seeing these people. That Shao Mane and Corina thing caused Lucas to lock down his Facebook. I remember he really believed that Corina chick was his girlfriend. It will be interesting to see where this goes. Also, does Lucas think he is impressing people by sharing that stuff? He is showing what a true lolcow he is.

Turns out that Lucas’ new friends are friends with the guy who trolled the shit out of him a few years ago. Expect nothing good to come of any of it.
 

GleamingTheQ-Bert

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This dude is fucking sickening. Pictured: the absolute creepiest, most nasty ass way to talk about having sex with people, by lucas, age 39
Makes less than no sense. Lucas said many times he'd never been with anyone younger than him. Like, a million times. Even if it wasn't obvious BS, his own vids disprove it. Is this how he impresses his new "friends"?

Dunno who's worse, Lucas or his stupid we.ens.
 

Rogowski

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I had a feeling something like that was happening when I saw the above post. We will have to wait and see if this is a one time thing or if Lucas starts regularly seeing these people. That Shao Mane and Corina thing caused Lucas to lock down his Facebook. I remember he really believed that Corina chick was his girlfriend. It will be interesting to see where this goes. Also, does Lucas think he is impressing people by sharing that stuff? He is showing what a true lolcow he is.
I’m usually all for trolling cows when they are begging for it but Lucas is a different story. The mental instability puts anyone weaker than him at great risk for IRL trolling.

He’s shown in the past that he has anger problems and does anyone really trust him not to snap on that petite girl if he were to figure out he was being fucked with when they were together IRL? And look at those other 3 faggots with them, two of them look like twiggy alien children who’ve never thrown a punch in their lives and the bigger one looks like such a sperg that he wouldn’t be able to handle Lucas’ exceptional individual strength on his own.

It probably won’t happen but fuck me if it did those hipster exceptional individuals wouldn’t see it coming.
 
I’m usually all for trolling cows when they are begging for it but Lucas is a different story. The mental instability puts anyone weaker than him at great risk for IRL trolling.

He’s shown in the past that he has anger problems and does anyone really trust him not to snap on that petite girl if he were to figure out he was being fucked with when they were together IRL? And look at those other 3 faggots with them, two of them look like twiggy alien children who’ve never thrown a punch in their lives and the bigger one looks like such a sperg that he wouldn’t be able to handle Lucas’ exceptional individual strength on his own.

It probably won’t happen but fuck me if it did those hipster exceptional individuals wouldn’t see it coming.
The only thing they really have going for them is that Lucas is a shrinking violet. Lucas does have his history of violence, but it seems that he can't man up once he's confronted. It's especially true once someone gets a solid hit on him. Which, chances are, probably won't happen with these twig kids.
 

AbraCadaver

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This dude is fucking sickening. Pictured: the absolute creepiest, most nasty ass way to talk about having sex with people, by lucas, age 39
I’ve had what you might call the relations, fellas. I’ve done the deed, as the kids say. Let’s just say I’ve been around the block. I’ve touched many a vagina in my time, boys. With both hands. Very special connection, very emotional bond, not just anyone gets to use both hands. That’s what we in the sex-havers club call The Double Handing.
 

mothman96

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I’m usually all for trolling cows when they are begging for it but Lucas is a different story. The mental instability puts anyone weaker than him at great risk for IRL trolling.

He’s shown in the past that he has anger problems and does anyone really trust him not to snap on that petite girl if he were to figure out he was being fucked with when they were together IRL? And look at those other 3 faggots with them, two of them look like twiggy alien children who’ve never thrown a punch in their lives and the bigger one looks like such a sperg that he wouldn’t be able to handle Lucas’ exceptional individual strength on his own.

It probably won’t happen but fuck me if it did those hipster exceptional individuals wouldn’t see it coming.
The only thing they really have going for them is that Lucas is a shrinking violet. Lucas does have his history of violence, but it seems that he can't man up once he's confronted. It's especially true once someone gets a solid hit on him. Which, chances are, probably won't happen with these twig kids.
Lucas talks big in his social media, where he has the "block" button. IRL face to face, yea he's a coward. He's more the type that would go full on schizo when the other's back is turned.
 
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