Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

GleamingTheQ-Bert

Christian Slaterkin
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It fucking sucks, let the pedo fly off the rails and get actual consequences. All they are doing is insuring he is bowling with bumpers. The only silver lining would be if the bouncer actually denies him, he flys off the rails and someone manages to get it on video but like my man Rogowski said above they’ll likely forget about him by the time his ebt card can afford another Makers mark double on the rocks
That's the way to get the chicks...Belly up to the bar, whip out the EBT, (from your neatly-pressed Batman Pantaloonies) and start flexin'! "Drinks on Uncle Lucas!" (Or Uncle Sam, as the case may be!) PLAYA PLAYA!
 

AbraCadaver

Alpha Winner Deluxe
True & Honest Fan
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Working at McDonald's is hard :(
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Someone in SOFALAW contacted the club he was at last night at told them he was recording women on the dance floor.
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Odds on him assaulting a flat bill couple as they stumble out of a bar at 2AM?
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You ain’t gonna do fuck all, you fat nonce.

Yer gonna sit there in the pub and fart up your little lonely corner while filming young women until you get bounced. Repeat til you die.
 

mothman96

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NSFW!!! Ladies and gentleman, while I apologize in advance may I present to you theView attachment 927687Lucas Werner shirtless selfie!
Looks to me he did some "doctoring up" of his upper body, like reducing the size of his moobs.
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And he looks like he's going bald in the eyebrows too.

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What lady is this meant for? He blocked the people in Spokane including the women, and blocked some more young people recently.

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On the wall to the right, is that a roach?
 
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Rogowski

one tree per nerd
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The people in SOFALAW think they’re somehow above KF but they get just as much pleasure in the schadenfreude of it all as we do
This thread is just SOFALAW with another layer of anonymity and less moderation. Throughout Lucas’ online history though SOFALAW has proved to be much more eager to interfere with the entertainment. Besides, he’s too much of a pussy to actually talk to a woman at the club by his own admission.
 

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mothman96

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This thread is just SOFALAW with another layer of anonymity and less moderation. Throughout Lucas’ online history though SOFALAW has proved to be much more eager to interfere with the entertainment. Besides, he’s too much of a pussy to actually talk to a woman at the club by his own admission.
The drinks at a reasonable price? When he was on Lacie's page the topic of women getting drugged at the Globe came up, so he does know about it and Lacie went on to say the drinks were expensive. When it turned out that he was going to the Globe, it got me thinking that his draw to the Globe was that rumor.

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He keeps track of this thread so by now he knows he's been reported to the Globe. Looks to me he's doing some "damage control" like passing off as harmless with " I wish I had the courage to approach-- but get hate etc". And kissing up to management with "good drink at reasonable price, ........I hear the food is wonderful"
 
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mothman96

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If he got the courage to approach a woman and she's not interested, we know it would not be cool to Lucas. She'd be an ageist, a bigot, etc. etc. He's not going to turn the other cheek, how is he going to "match energies"? And he has the "Virility, Character, Age. Well, he got 1 right- age.
The last one "Look at me now though, bitch made", that his title to the same selfie with the drink at the Globe.

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TalmudSperg

New Zealander & Agriculturalist
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We saw it with the British catfish, the one whom Lucas demanded slice off her finger for him. The way he treated her involved heavy coercion, gaslighting and other abusive behavior
Lucas gaslit a catfish?
Made her doubt her own sanity?
I don't see Lucas as having the ability to plan the long-game necessary to gaslight a person, given that he is psychotic himself.
 
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