Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

AbraCadaver

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Such a woke Comrad Lucas is!
Remember in the Neverending Story how the Rockbiter says in that scene that his big strong hands were totally useless for defence against the Nothing?

Lucas has a job. A job like that of a "creator/salesman" of snake oil. His games are just a schizo as he is.

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Nobody is demanding your wages, Werner. Women won’t date you BECAUSE YOU’RE FUCKING UGLY. And balding. And creepy and smell terrible and have no ambition in life other than to get your dick wet.

People want to date partners with a job not so they can spend the partner’s money, but because a job is an indication that you’re a mentally stable person who shoulders responsibilities and adulthood, a dependable person with the basic intelligence to interact normally with co-workers and pay their own rent and bills on time, a person who plans for their future by accruing savings and equity. They want a partner who will not refer to them as “a cooch attached to a juicy womb” and try to shove a hairy forearm up their vagina to distract from a tiny, tiny penis.

You are none of those things. Also you’re fat and mental. And fat. And very mental.

Also, you already TRIED using money to get women to date you, remember? The offers of lobster dinners and expensive drinks? It didn’t work. It’s not the money, it’s you. Big, fat, greasy, smelly, balding, schizophrenic, teen-obsessed, shallow, ugly you.
 
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Rogowski

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Lucas put up another game (Deconversion) up for sale today at The Game Crafter


Of course he gave the game a 5 star review and left this comment:


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Wait so are we attacking with OUR bipolar or are we attacking people who have been diagnosed with bipolar? Lucas wasn't very clear.
 

Krathnami

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Rogowski

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Lucas bullies us mentally disabled Kiwis because we are too exceptional to understand his profound arguments ;..; Very cruel and Trumpian of him :c
Jokes on Lucas we’re all autistic as shit here and by dogging on us all he’s ironically become the most ableist of all. Especially considering he’s afraid to get tested for the ‘tism because he knows damn well he is.
 

AbraCadaver

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Don't want to make a baby with schizo autist who lives in a flophouse and gets welfare? You bigot!
What does he intend to DO with said baby? Throw it back at the mother and say, “raise it until it becomes a 13 yr old girl, then bring it back”? He realizes he’ll have to pay child support, right? The government will garnish his cheese block money.

Is he thinking he’ll get married and stay home all day doing nothing while his wife works to support the entire family AND she raises the baby as well? Because he can’t take care of a baby, he’s a 40 yr old man who can’t even take care of HIMSELF and needs a government nanny to pay all his bills and arrange housing and make sure he doesn’t fuck up and get committed to the loony bin again. He can’t even be trusted with his own tard bux like other, smarter autists. The state handles it for him and gives him a bit of pocket money for cheese blocks and pasta.

Babies are fucking need machines. They need attention 24/7 and they scream a LOT. Does he think a baby is basically a dog or a cat, just give it a tin of food twice a day? Is he going to help pay for the immunizations, the check ups, the daycare, the endless diapers, plus bathe the kid every day, take care of them when they get sick, pack them off to school every morning, drive them to karate classes, pay for their books and supplies and clothes and this and that and prom outfit and driving lessons and college and have them run about the house yelling and knocking shite over for the first 12 years of their life? Especially if said baby is a boy and not a girl? All this can’t happen just on the woman’s earnings. Two-income households are practically standard nowadays if you want kids.

I don’t see what his end goal is here.
 
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pr3nt177

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What does he intend to DO with said baby? Throw it back at the mother and say, “raise it until it becomes a 13 yr old girl, then bring it back”? He realizes he’ll have to pay child support, right? The government will garnish his cheese block money.

Is he thinking he’ll get married and stay home all day doing nothing while his wife works to support the entire family AND she raises the baby as well? Because he can’t take care of a baby, he’s a 40 yr old man who can’t even take care of HIMSELF and needs a government nanny to pay all his bills and arrange housing and make sure he doesn’t fuck up and get committed to the loony bin again. He can’t even be trusted with his own tard bux like other, smarter autists. The state handles it for him and gives him a bit of pocket money for cheese blocks and pasta.

Babies are fucking need machines. They need attention 24/7 and they scream a LOT. Does he think a baby is basically a dog or a cat, just give it a tin of food twice a day? Is he going to help pay for the immunizations, the check ups, the daycare, the endless diapers, plus bathe the kid every day, take care of them when they get sick, pack them off to school every morning, drive them to karate classes, pay for their books and supplies and clothes and this and that and prom outfit and driving lessons and college and have them run about the house yelling and knocking shite over for the first 12 years of their life? Especially if said baby is a boy and not a girl? All this can’t happen just on the woman’s earnings. Two-income households are practically standard nowadays if you want kids.

I don’t see what his end goal is here.
His end game = a shag.
 

mothman96

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What does he intend to DO with said baby? Throw it back at the mother and say, “raise it until it becomes a 13 yr old girl, then bring it back”? He realizes he’ll have to pay child support, right? The government will garnish his cheese block money.

Is he thinking he’ll get married and stay home all day doing nothing while his wife works to support the entire family AND she raises the baby as well? Because he can’t take care of a baby, he’s a 40 yr old man who can’t even take care of HIMSELF and needs a government nanny to pay all his bills and arrange housing and make sure he doesn’t fuck up and get committed to the loony bin again. He can’t even be trusted with his own tard bux like other, smarter autists. The state handles it for him and gives him a bit of pocket money for cheese blocks and pasta.

Babies are fucking need machines. They need attention 24/7 and they scream a LOT. Does he think a baby is basically a dog or a cat, just give it a tin of food twice a day? Is he going to help pay for the immunizations, the check ups, the daycare, the endless diapers, plus bathe the kid every day, take care of them when they get sick, pack them off to school every morning, drive them to karate classes, pay for their books and supplies and clothes and this and that and prom outfit and driving lessons and college and have them run about the house yelling and knocking shite over for the first 12 years of their life? Especially if said baby is a boy and not a girl? All this can’t happen just on the woman’s earnings. Two-income households are practically standard nowadays if you want kids.

I don’t see what his end goal is here.
Remember He's a Narcissist, an abuser. The end goal is Lucas himself. What serves him, makes him happy. He's a genetic carrier for mental illness and doesn't give a shit about passing it on. Doesn't matter to him, his wife and children live in misery. Oh and the baby girl he desperately wants. "Hearing daddy", "Hug longer", for his "telomerase, sagging skin, old bones". The little girl wouldn't stand a chance with Lucas for a father.
 

AbraCadaver

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Remember He's a Narcissist, an abuser. The end goal is Lucas himself. What serves him, makes him happy. He's a genetic carrier for mental illness and doesn't give a shit about passing it on. Doesn't matter to him, his wife and children live in misery. Oh and the baby girl he desperately wants. "Hearing daddy", "Hug longer", for his "telomerase, sagging skin, old bones". The little girl wouldn't stand a chance with Lucas for a father.
Luckily no woman will ever lay with this fat sack of stunted rancid DNA. He’s a pile of failed genes and the self-preservation instinct of women will thankfully keep him from dropping a shit in the gene pool.

I just wonder why he INSISTS on the whole baby line. He clearly doesn’t WANT a baby so why does he make it a dealbreaker? Is it merely because he hopes the child will be female and in ten years he can have an easy-to-abuse victim under his parentage?

What would he do if the child was born male? I would honestly, genuinely not put it past him to suffocate the baby when everyone’s back was turned. Or leave it at a bus stop. Or just vehemently insist on a baby right up until the male gender was revealed by ultrasound, then violently demand an abortion “do-over.”
 

mothman96

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Luckily no woman will ever lay with this fat sack of stunted rancid DNA. He’s a pile of failed genes and the self-preservation instinct of women will thankfully keep him from dropping a shit in the gene pool.

I just wonder why he INSISTS on the whole baby line. He clearly doesn’t WANT a baby so why does he make it a dealbreaker? Is it merely because he hopes the child will be female and in ten years he can have an easy-to-abuse victim under his parentage?

What would he do if the child was born male? I would honestly, genuinely not put it past him to suffocate the baby when everyone’s back was turned. Or leave it at a bus stop. Or just vehemently insist on a baby right up until the male gender was revealed by ultrasound, then violently demand an abortion “do-over.”
Don't think Lucas would go as far as murdering his son, but more likely ignore him. When the boy reaches dating age, and starts talking about girls/dating/etc, I'd say that's when Lucas will see him as "competition".

ETA:
This is Lucas's comment under his game Verbis. He's editing his "reviews" on all his games to bring in KF.

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ETA 2:
Lucas is desperate for cash to get himself a "juicy womb". He put up another game - Big Cats


His 5 star review in Big Cats
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ETA 3: He changed his review in Big Cats. The limited circle of folks that he trusts must mean putting the game out on a table in the student center. No one played it.
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Rogowski

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What does he intend to DO with said baby?
This reminds me of an anecdote from someone in SOFALAW who was close with Lucas for a while before he inevitably got the blicc for a minor infraction. Long story short, he's living in a fantasy land.
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ETA: Eight year old posts in which Lucas confirms he'd be a shit father.
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Another ETA: Lucas' college essay about how he wants to be a dad. (Note: When Lucas claims he did a research paper in college on his telomere bullshit this is what he's referring to, however being that it was an English class he received his grade not on the research itself but on the actual essay)
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Da Dude123

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Many college students work part-time jobs or are student athletes and also have significant others. But Lucas really needs to take a year off from school to find a hunny. Earlier he said that he was hoping to meet an ovulator at school. Also, Big Cats is up for sale at Gamecrafter. Get it before it sells out!
 

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