Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

AbraCadaver

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Don't want to make a baby with schizo autist who lives in a flophouse and gets welfare? You bigot!
What does he intend to DO with said baby? Throw it back at the mother and say, “raise it until it becomes a 13 yr old girl, then bring it back”? He realizes he’ll have to pay child support, right? The government will garnish his cheese block money.

Is he thinking he’ll get married and stay home all day doing nothing while his wife works to support the entire family AND she raises the baby as well? Because he can’t take care of a baby, he’s a 40 yr old man who can’t even take care of HIMSELF and needs a government nanny to pay all his bills and arrange housing and make sure he doesn’t fuck up and get committed to the loony bin again. He can’t even be trusted with his own tard bux like other, smarter autists. The state handles it for him and gives him a bit of pocket money for cheese blocks and pasta.

Babies are fucking need machines. They need attention 24/7 and they scream a LOT. Does he think a baby is basically a dog or a cat, just give it a tin of food twice a day? Is he going to help pay for the immunizations, the check ups, the daycare, the endless diapers, plus bathe the kid every day, take care of them when they get sick, pack them off to school every morning, drive them to karate classes, pay for their books and supplies and clothes and this and that and prom outfit and driving lessons and college and have them run about the house yelling and knocking shite over for the first 12 years of their life? Especially if said baby is a boy and not a girl? All this can’t happen just on the woman’s earnings. Two-income households are practically standard nowadays if you want kids.

I don’t see what his end goal is here.
 
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What does he intend to DO with said baby? Throw it back at the mother and say, “raise it until it becomes a 13 yr old girl, then bring it back”? He realizes he’ll have to pay child support, right? The government will garnish his cheese block money.

Is he thinking he’ll get married and stay home all day doing nothing while his wife works to support the entire family AND she raises the baby as well? Because he can’t take care of a baby, he’s a 40 yr old man who can’t even take care of HIMSELF and needs a government nanny to pay all his bills and arrange housing and make sure he doesn’t fuck up and get committed to the loony bin again. He can’t even be trusted with his own tard bux like other, smarter autists. The state handles it for him and gives him a bit of pocket money for cheese blocks and pasta.

Babies are fucking need machines. They need attention 24/7 and they scream a LOT. Does he think a baby is basically a dog or a cat, just give it a tin of food twice a day? Is he going to help pay for the immunizations, the check ups, the daycare, the endless diapers, plus bathe the kid every day, take care of them when they get sick, pack them off to school every morning, drive them to karate classes, pay for their books and supplies and clothes and this and that and prom outfit and driving lessons and college and have them run about the house yelling and knocking shite over for the first 12 years of their life? Especially if said baby is a boy and not a girl? All this can’t happen just on the woman’s earnings. Two-income households are practically standard nowadays if you want kids.

I don’t see what his end goal is here.
His end game = a shag.
 

mothman96

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What does he intend to DO with said baby? Throw it back at the mother and say, “raise it until it becomes a 13 yr old girl, then bring it back”? He realizes he’ll have to pay child support, right? The government will garnish his cheese block money.

Is he thinking he’ll get married and stay home all day doing nothing while his wife works to support the entire family AND she raises the baby as well? Because he can’t take care of a baby, he’s a 40 yr old man who can’t even take care of HIMSELF and needs a government nanny to pay all his bills and arrange housing and make sure he doesn’t fuck up and get committed to the loony bin again. He can’t even be trusted with his own tard bux like other, smarter autists. The state handles it for him and gives him a bit of pocket money for cheese blocks and pasta.

Babies are fucking need machines. They need attention 24/7 and they scream a LOT. Does he think a baby is basically a dog or a cat, just give it a tin of food twice a day? Is he going to help pay for the immunizations, the check ups, the daycare, the endless diapers, plus bathe the kid every day, take care of them when they get sick, pack them off to school every morning, drive them to karate classes, pay for their books and supplies and clothes and this and that and prom outfit and driving lessons and college and have them run about the house yelling and knocking shite over for the first 12 years of their life? Especially if said baby is a boy and not a girl? All this can’t happen just on the woman’s earnings. Two-income households are practically standard nowadays if you want kids.

I don’t see what his end goal is here.
Remember He's a Narcissist, an abuser. The end goal is Lucas himself. What serves him, makes him happy. He's a genetic carrier for mental illness and doesn't give a shit about passing it on. Doesn't matter to him, his wife and children live in misery. Oh and the baby girl he desperately wants. "Hearing daddy", "Hug longer", for his "telomerase, sagging skin, old bones". The little girl wouldn't stand a chance with Lucas for a father.
 

AbraCadaver

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Remember He's a Narcissist, an abuser. The end goal is Lucas himself. What serves him, makes him happy. He's a genetic carrier for mental illness and doesn't give a shit about passing it on. Doesn't matter to him, his wife and children live in misery. Oh and the baby girl he desperately wants. "Hearing daddy", "Hug longer", for his "telomerase, sagging skin, old bones". The little girl wouldn't stand a chance with Lucas for a father.
Luckily no woman will ever lay with this fat sack of stunted rancid DNA. He’s a pile of failed genes and the self-preservation instinct of women will thankfully keep him from dropping a shit in the gene pool.

I just wonder why he INSISTS on the whole baby line. He clearly doesn’t WANT a baby so why does he make it a dealbreaker? Is it merely because he hopes the child will be female and in ten years he can have an easy-to-abuse victim under his parentage?

What would he do if the child was born male? I would honestly, genuinely not put it past him to suffocate the baby when everyone’s back was turned. Or leave it at a bus stop. Or just vehemently insist on a baby right up until the male gender was revealed by ultrasound, then violently demand an abortion “do-over.”
 

mothman96

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Luckily no woman will ever lay with this fat sack of stunted rancid DNA. He’s a pile of failed genes and the self-preservation instinct of women will thankfully keep him from dropping a shit in the gene pool.

I just wonder why he INSISTS on the whole baby line. He clearly doesn’t WANT a baby so why does he make it a dealbreaker? Is it merely because he hopes the child will be female and in ten years he can have an easy-to-abuse victim under his parentage?

What would he do if the child was born male? I would honestly, genuinely not put it past him to suffocate the baby when everyone’s back was turned. Or leave it at a bus stop. Or just vehemently insist on a baby right up until the male gender was revealed by ultrasound, then violently demand an abortion “do-over.”
Don't think Lucas would go as far as murdering his son, but more likely ignore him. When the boy reaches dating age, and starts talking about girls/dating/etc, I'd say that's when Lucas will see him as "competition".

ETA:
This is Lucas's comment under his game Verbis. He's editing his "reviews" on all his games to bring in KF.

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ETA 2:
Lucas is desperate for cash to get himself a "juicy womb". He put up another game - Big Cats


His 5 star review in Big Cats
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ETA 3: He changed his review in Big Cats. The limited circle of folks that he trusts must mean putting the game out on a table in the student center. No one played it.
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What does he intend to DO with said baby?
This reminds me of an anecdote from someone in SOFALAW who was close with Lucas for a while before he inevitably got the blicc for a minor infraction. Long story short, he's living in a fantasy land.
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ETA: Eight year old posts in which Lucas confirms he'd be a shit father.
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Another ETA: Lucas' college essay about how he wants to be a dad. (Note: When Lucas claims he did a research paper in college on his telomere bullshit this is what he's referring to, however being that it was an English class he received his grade not on the research itself but on the actual essay)
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Da Dude123

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Many college students work part-time jobs or are student athletes and also have significant others. But Lucas really needs to take a year off from school to find a hunny. Earlier he said that he was hoping to meet an ovulator at school. Also, Big Cats is up for sale at Gamecrafter. Get it before it sells out!
 

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mothman96

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Many college students work part-time jobs or are student athletes and also have significant others. But Lucas really needs to take a year off from school to find a hunny. Earlier he said that he was hoping to meet an ovulator at school. Also, Big Cats is up for sale at Gamecrafter. Get it before it sells out!
I just took another look at his review for Big Cats. He changed it again and this time included his telomere shit.

ETA:
Big Cats is no longer up for sale. Wonder why.


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Typo on the year, or is he pretending he lost all that weight in one year with that ancient photo?
I know that picture of Lucas with the guitar is not from 2018. It an old pic.

ETA 2:
He went and changed the date for the guitar pic to 2008.
 
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Typo on the year, or is he pretending he lost all that weight in one year with that ancient photo?
Lucas' metric of weight loss is funny. He could lose 50 pounds, put on 100, lose 50 again, and he'd count that as losing 100 pounds. He never keeps track of how much weight he puts on either.
And that picture is fucking prehistoric, Jesus Christ. Did he own the worst camera in the world in "2018"?
 

mothman96

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Lucas marked his Big Cats game private, not for sale. He's cash hungry, wonder why he did it.


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ETA:
Big Cats is back up for sale. The reviews are gone.


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Hell, the reviews calling attention that he's a pervert are gone from all of his games.
 
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He must have complained to the Gamecrafter folks about it. Not that he will ever sale any of his games, reviews or not.

Lucas marked his Big Cats game private, not for sale. He's cash hungry, wonder why he did it.


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ETA:
Big Cats is back up for sale. The reviews are gone.


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Hell, the reviews calling attention that he's a pervert are gone from all of his games.
 
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Pity the fat insane pedo, he's starving. Before he got on the board game bandwagon, he wasn't starving and was eating out. The sushi, mexican food, etc (he still going out to eat). Of course all the meals he "cooked" at home. Now he's "starving". What a way to cover up the truth. He wants the cash to entice a hot juicy womb.

His using his starving crap to push all his other games.

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Lucas lying through his teeth trying to push his games. We know no one has played his games except for Lucas himself. The 5 star review he gave his game Cafeteria Uprising.
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