Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

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Does he have any means to receive money from trying to sell things now? Even homeless people have bank accounts because their tugboat has to go somewhere, or is the US done differently? Direct bank transfers are beyond most people's patience, this is a little sad, as we might see less drunk Lucas, or crowing visits to fast food restaurants.
 
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Lucas dips his indignant toes into a subject that he knows shit-all about. Finally a video I can just enjoy and not experience Handmaiden-style existential dread about medieval rape camps - spirits sperg incoming:


Points and responses:

1. "Bottom shelf brandy is still better than medium shelf whisky" - This is such a strange thing to say that I'm not fully sure how to respond other than, this opinion is bordering on clinically rètarded. Whisky has the broadest range of flavours from any cask aged spirit, along with *possibly* rum, but IMO unlikely. Brandy scales well (I suppose it's good for drunks in this way) because like bourbon its flavour is so distinct that it comes through well even in cheap versions, it just gets more complex the more it's aged. With whisky where you can get all manner of flavours, with a higher budget, the greater the variety of flavours you gain access to. The notion that he considers the two even equivalent is insane, but I suppose he's being a manchild and unable to understand that not enjoying something =/- it not being as good as what you like.

2. "If you're going to make the claim that you're drinking something better than bottom-shelf alcohol by your own money [...] prove it" - This is going to require a slight PL but what ever, it could produce some tard cum (Lucas - note that a lot of them are opened and haven't been immediately chugged down. I know you won't believe me because it harms your world view, but two of these bottles have been open for the better part of a year). This isn't some college game where you spend the least so you can get drunk more often. People who appreciate a product rather than abuse it are capable of spending more in return for better quality or something closer to their preference. If anything, the more you spend, the less you drink, as it's a treat to savour. A drunk pig with no impulse control like Lucas could never understand such basic nuances, of course.

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3. "Prove you yourself are paying for your own alcohol instead of relying on somebody else" - More Peter Pan bullshit, 'If I can't do it, how can anybody else!?'. People who are not homeless can buy things, and surprisingly, may even specialise in things. Given that Lucas is entirely dependent on state hand-outs, this is even more hypocritical than usual for him, as the Washington government is paying for his cheap brandy.

4. "Being a generation X dude who is not really impressed by money over things like kindness towards others..." - You can buy nice things while still being a functional human being, I know Lucas can do neither, but shockingly it is possible. This leads to a solidifying of my initial implication that Lucas is too stupid to tell the difference between different types or vintages of alcohol, he just binge drinks it like a degenerate. Yes, good alcohol costs more, but it's not equivalent to a status symbol, it's because it tastes different to somebody who can appreciate it, and that difference is worth the premium over buying takeaway all week like Lucas does. He's also so arrogant and ignorant of basic social history: in my country at least there is an extensive history of working class appreciation of spirits and fortified wines, common folk who can talk a pretentious person in circles if they bring up alcohol in discussion. He finishes his thought with "...and... humility", the self-awareness of this man.

5. "You even attempting to argue with me instead of just getting along is proof enough that you're an asshole" - Lucas 'Criticism Of My Psychotic and Dangerous World View Hurts my Feelings' Werner in full crying baby mode. His entire social media presence is based around whining and abusing people while acting like an internet tough guy who doesn't get bothered by anything. I guess deep down such cruel criticism cuts to the bone :'(

6. "I guarantee you're just some sort of capitalist pig we all kind of hate" - Who is "we", Lucas? Everybody hates you: left, right, centre, rich, poor, old, young - you're despised by all. You've never encountered a person online or in person who doesn't feel disgusted or disinterested after you are gone. If anything that is what you truly have a reason to whine about, the isolation and lack of engagement this must cause.

7. "Just because you think your money equates to status, which it doesn't among 60% of the young adults today" - I wish I could find out whether he made this figure up, or got it from badly misreading a study. And again, spending on a luxury doesn't make a person rich, it means they don't waste money on other things. Lucas is memory-holing his boasts of the amounts he's spent on board games very hard at this point.

8. "You act bigger and better because you have more money" - Lucas finished an entire bottle of brandy in 2 days. A person who drinks a few drams a week (3 cl each) will be down to 3/4s of a bottle in a month or two. Who ended up spending more on alcohol, bucko?

9. "You have no proof that you're drinking anything better" - Sigh. I can't believe he is choosing this hill to die on, and with his hands tied behind his back and blindfolded too. I'm sure he could argue that "better" here means flavour, and that he has magically determined that his drug store brandy tastes much nicer than anything a person who enjoys spirits could ever determine with their greater experience. Perhaps his magical sperm whispered this into his ear.
 

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1. "Bottom shelf brandy is still better than medium shelf whisky" - This is such a strange thing to say that I'm not fully sure how to respond other than, this opinion is bordering on clinically rètarded.
Of the crazy shit he says this is maybe one of the less crazy things. Even shit like Christian Brothers is at least drinkable. A bad whiskey can be so catastrophically bad it can't be covered up with anything.
 
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Of the crazy shit he says this is maybe one of the less crazy things. Even shit like Christian Brothers is at least drinkable. A bad whiskey can be so catastrophically bad it can't be covered up with anything.
You're damn right about that brother. Drinking bad whiskey has led me to some of the worst experiences ever.
 
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Of the crazy shit he says this is maybe one of the less crazy things. Even shit like Christian Brothers is at least drinkable. A bad whiskey can be so catastrophically bad it can't be covered up with anything.
I guess the problem is working out his definition of "medium shelf" - Bulleit, Buffalo Trace I'd class as cheap (just not bare minimal) and fine, The $30-40 range can produce some decent Scotches and good bourbons (I checked online and found an Arran 10, Kentucky Vintage, and a GlenDronach 12 for under $40 - not quite as good as it used to be, but still very nice), especially if willing to save and buy in bulk during sales, although this is not possible for Lucas's poor impulse control. He can scarcely stop himself from screaming "WANT WOMAN" everywhere when he goes outside.

Given what he uses alcohol for, I'd suggest vodka or gin as being more suited to his function.
 
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I guess the problem is working out his definition of "medium shelf" - Bulleit, Buffalo Trace I'd class as cheap (just not bare minimal) and fine, The $30-40 range can produce some decent Scotches and good bourbons (I checked online and found a GlenDronach 12 on sale for 40 - not quite as good as it used to be, but still very nice), especially if willing to save and buy in bulk during sales, although this is not possible for Lucas's poor impulse control. He can scarcely stop himself from screaming "WANT WOMAN" everywhere when he goes outside.

Given what he uses alcohol for, I'd suggest vodka or gin as being more suited to his function.
Look at the dude. I'm pretty sure when he says bottom shelf he means literal bottom shelf.
 

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The thought that he probably considers Jamesons middle-shelf because he'd rather buy board games that he destroys and doesn't play, or stuff on McDonalds than pay $10 extra for something nice, I'm going to stop trying to analyse his alcohol preferences now :( He even has access to unpretentious cheap bottled-in-bond stuff without ridiculous import tax but it's not as though he's ever tried it. Due to his free housing and no tax, he has more disposable income than your average working poor, maybe even more than a struggling lower-middle income person since he has no obligation to keep savings, no children (thank god) and has nothing else to spend his income on than pleasures of the flesh. Lucas: please consider vodka, at least it's honest. You can mix your children's sodas with it too. Everclear or overproof rum is fantastic too, really calms the brain.

Lucas being totes not bothered by the spergs dislike rating his videos; claims people require "credentials" to accurately like or dislike videos. Apparently people who dislike rate his videos are "really just fucking yourselves over", as usual for reasons left unexplained. GOT 'EM!:


Edit: need he add that he's SUPER NOT BOTHERED about the dislikes! This is a very condensed example of him thinking he has a point but it being absolute nonsense to a mentally straight person. A recommended 16 seconds of viewing.

 
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Greta is no longer best waifu, because she doesn't spend enough time around filthy degenerates with disgusting tongues who sleep in their own refuse.

If she did, this would "help her image" says Lucas Headcheese Werner, who is not at all bitter about any of this, just like how he's not a bit bothered that you keep thumbing down his videos, haters.
 
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I think Lucas knows it will make him look bad. Just like how, at least as far as I know, he has not mentioned anything about his latest Weebly website being taken down. I was waiting for him to start mooing over what bigots the people at Weebly are, but he has never said anything about it. He before was constantly talking about his website, now it is as if it never even existed. Same thing with his PayPal.

I probably shouldn't give him this idea, but I would laugh if he created a GoFundMe page. "Help Lucas become a billionaire and donate to the hobos of Spokane Washington.". We could go there and see a big zero to the amount that had been donated!

Lucas’ PayPal was reported to death by people from SOFALAW. So far he hasn’t mentioned it at all.
 

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I think Lucas knows it will make him look bad. Just like how, at least as far as I know, he has not mentioned anything about his latest Weebly website being taken down. I was waiting for him to start mooing over what bigots the people at Weebly are, but he has never said anything about it. He before was constantly talking about his website, now it is as if it never even existed. Same thing with his PayPal.
Lucas has spent so long in fluctuating levels of psychosis that he has exceptional defense mechanisms. He's highly accustomed to failing in his various schemes and I think he's ticked all of the boxes:

Denial - He regularly does this by default. How Lucas regularly responds to comments about his appearance, bodyweight and filthy living conditions is an example. "I am handsome!" "My room is tidy!". We all know these statements to be false, and secretly he does too. Let's not forget his outright denial of his conversations with 'cut off finger girl' Emilia.

Repression - This refers to the Weebly and Paypal deletion. The colossal threat to his ego and the frustration of all that wasted time is too much for him to mentally register. He therefore won't even mention it as the very thought is too painful. He doesn't even break his stride with his videos.

Projection - Luke regularly hates on people with his own character flaws and perversions. As has been established, he's an obvious homophobe and yet accuses total strangers of disliking gay people. Likewise, he is the biggest misogynist out there.. reducing women to mere breeding machines. But yet he's always the one calling others 'My-sojunists'.

Displacement - Lucas is a coward who would never challenge 'flat billed' millennial men face-to-face. His keenness to challenge people over the internet through his ivory tower of blocks and comment disabling allows a threat-free means to direct his emotions. We also know that his sexuality is laced with malice and aggression. He wouldn't be able to exert this aggression onto a mature woman, and therefore he subconsciously targets children who won't know any better and are too physically weak to defend themselves against him.

Regression - This is a 40 year old man who lives, talks and acts like a disgusting teenager. At his worst, Lucas regresses to an almost primal state where all he talks about is food and sex. He makes grunting noises and has animalistic body language.

Rationalization - One word... Telomeres. His use of pseudoscience to justify the shame of his penchant for children is a standard Lucas behavior.

Sublimation - A specific example is his domestic violence charge where Lucas lashed out violently against an inanimate object as opposed to another person. Generally however, he's found cause to distract himself with pointless hobbies like board game collection.

Reaction formation - This strategy is where a person acts the opposite of how they feel. This is common in cases of mania, of which we know Lucas is undergoing an episode right now. His creepy laughter displays this mechanism.

Compartmentalization - Lucas struggles to apply this in a social context, as he lacks any meaningful 'life' to compartmentalize. He exists in a state of stagnation with no realistic plans and no good prospects for the future. However, the way he mentally separates people - the zoomers, the flat bills, the grey beards and the excuses he makes for his living state (as a kind of political/religious/scientific viewpoint) may be an example of him trying to separate himself from his extremely, unfulfilling, depressing life.

Intellectualization - Luke will always revert to a reductionist argument where he uses principles of mathematics or economics, usually wrongly I might add. This prevents him from having to emotionally invest in an argument or to face the reality of his situation.
 

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perfect example of Lucas completely failing to understand love due to his narcissism. For healthy people, romantic love is built on trust. There are no guarantees or transactions. Needing proof is tantamount to buying affection. What Lucas wants is adoration, which is exactly the showing of evidence of affinity. But adoration isn’t love. And it isn’t healthy. Real love allows two people to accept each other while challenging each other. It isn’t proving complete acceptance and forbidding any criticism.

Lucas doesn’t know this though. He has never really been loved by anyone in a healthy way—primarily due to his own unlovable traits. It’s sad.
 

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Does he have any means to receive money from trying to sell things now? Even homeless people have bank accounts because their tugboat has to go somewhere, or is the US done differently? Direct bank transfers are beyond most people's patience, this is a little sad, as we might see less drunk Lucas, or crowing visits to fast food restaurants.
Anymore many states issue Visa debit cards to those unbanked. If Lucas has one of those, it would think it pretty hard to add to it.
 

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Also, the dirty-ass wall behind him isn't helping matters either. He claimed it was like that when he moved in. Ok, so fuckin' clean it then you lazy bastard! If it's permanently stained, put a tapestry or a blanket or something over it. But no, Lucas won't do this. He just leans his head up against whatever grossness is festering there.
Indisputable proof that he’s lying about the filthy wall in his hovel. Looked pretty clean the day he moved in!! 🤮

 

Da Dude123

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This is the old flophouse. This place is surprisingly nicer than where he is now. He over stayed his welcome at that place and the system put him in a new place. The new place does not have it's own bathroom. Lucas has to carry his own toilet paper to the bathroom down the hall.

I like how Lucas mentions in this video that he has toilet paper. Lol! Also, one plastic plate! That should get him a girlfriend!

Indisputable proof that he’s lying about the filthy wall in his hovel. Looked pretty clean the day he moved in!! 🤮

 

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This is the old flophouse. This place is surprisingly nicer than where he is now. He over stayed his welcome at that place and the system put him in a new place. The new place does not have it's own bathroom. Lucas has to carry his own toilet paper to the bathroom down the hall.

I like how Lucas mentions in this video that he has toilet paper. Lol! Also, one plastic plate! That should get him a girlfriend!
Yup, that video is at the Phoenix House, a temporary residence (6 mo.) for the mentally ill. Lucas made a couple of comments while he still lived there that he'd be moving to a better place. Ha, we know where he ended up.
 

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