Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

GleamingTheQ-Bert

Christian Slaterkin
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Lucas has retconned his move from Olympia to Spokane.

Instead of being catfished multiple times like the desperate incel he is, leaving him with his "cheeks quivering", he has laid the groundwork in multiple recent videos (and he restated it here) to suggest that he came to Spokane as a social experiment, he wanted to see what this "disastrous sugar-coated bullshit town was like, and it is entertaining...but the vapidity of it is obvious..."

Do not be fooled: As proven with weebly, PayPal, and now this, Lucas restructures parts of his past that make him look stupid or gullible; he just brushes them under the rug, creates a new reality, and repeats it ad infinitum until he convinces himself that it's true.

You'll never see Lucas admit a genuine fault, because he is the narcissist he rails about in his constant angry projection: He'll complain that he has skinny arms, but they're great for fisting you up to the elbow! He's "chubby" (read: obese) but if that's a deal breaker for you, you're a bigot and hater! He never admits to any faults that he sees as damaging enough to make people dislike him; all his faults (as he describes them, to show how much better he is than trolls) are mere quirks which are actually positive.

Lucas is fundamentally so lazy that he won't make even small changes which would help him achieve this goal he seems to want so badly.
 
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Particle Bored

I am made out of toothpicks and glue
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I refuse to google it on the grounds that werner has already gotten his fetid clicker all over it
I can't get it to resolve the domain. Even tried copying his link up to before the "?campaignid" (which I figured was just something about the referring link and wouldnt matter, and it becomes illegible at the end). Closest thing I could find is some lupus awareness campaign sports bras on Amazon.
 
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Man vs persistent rat

A good egg is a nice person
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That Victorian Intelligence screen recording was fantastic. The guy who can't hold down a job or pass community college is expanding his big, swollen brain about how people 150 years ago were so much more elevated than modern people (and of course he means every modern person other than himself, Cute Older Jesus). The subtitle used the word "psychometric", that makes him a scientist, right?

Of course, his attraction sign still only includes sushi and pizza in the dating offer. Lucas, where are the "cheap burritos" of the proletariat that apparently will bring the girls running?
 

AnOminous

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That Victorian Intelligence screen recording was fantastic. The guy who can't hold down a job or pass community college is expanding his big, swollen brain about how people 150 years ago were so much more elevated (and of course he means every modern person other than himself). The subtitle used the word "psychometric", that makes him a scientist, right?
In the Victorian era, he would have been chained to a wall in an asylum and left there forever on his very first loony tantrum.
 

GleamingTheQ-Bert

Christian Slaterkin
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Fatty's getting angry! And he's porned his computer into breaking!!

Lucas has decided we're either Courtney love or Oscar the grouch.

The scientist has a great range of pop cultural references, huh?

Edit: Lucas mentions Walter fates dollar sign faux pas again....its all the hobo pedophile has, so let's give the baby his bottle. Yes Lucas, Walter made a mistake. You've made thousands, not least of which is your moronic uneducated pronunciation of misogyny, but I'm sure your insane brain can ignore that.

Also: Lucas has been name dropping a scientist named Dan Eisenberg, suggesting that Mr. E here will prove Lucas's pedophile "research".

Hmmm....Anyone know about this guy? I'd love to see a repeat of that scientist who told Lucas on twitter to stop using his name to try and get hobo microdick wet.
 
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Man vs persistent rat

A good egg is a nice person
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I'll take the hit to synopsise the first 10 mins of that 33 min video, but after that I'm out, any other suffering soul is welcome to pick it up.

1, Lucas didn't realise a guy called "Reinhardt" was from a German-speaking country.
2. Lucas shows off that he washed not once, but twice today! He walked so much, I have no idea how he is so fat! :stress:
3. Lucas is astonished that a scientist would not lie about their findings to alter it to their own self-interest, as that is all Lucas himself does.
4. The way he struggles to articulate his sentences, then rattles out the phrase "18-24 year old" like a machine gun is eerie.
5. Fantasies about dating students as a professor because "you can date anyone you want, 'cause you're a grown up'" Mushbrained Lucas reveals several things here - a) that he has a childrens mentality about "grown ups" and what they do, b) that he views people you have authority and power over as sexual prey, c) our Lawful Evil bum is careful to add "as long as they're not taking your class at the time" because we know how fixated he is on the letter of the law, just as he would be if the age of consent was 12 (he peers at the camera knowingly as he says this, which is quite unpleasant). He's apparently looked a lot into student-teacher relations, as he goes on a lot about this 'technicality'.
6. Excited that the scientist behind the telomere study is now old enough to have the long worms in his sperms.
7. An absolutely unhinged piece of head canon where Lucas says he's seen the researcher and that he blushes a lot because he realises he's now in the Cute Older Telomere Daddy category and all girls will want him.
8. Lucas admits creeping reviews of this teacher to learn more about his personality :suffering: Horrifyingly, Lucas identifies himself with the academic, and compares his negative reviews as a teacher to Lucas's "trolls".
9. Lucas claims this scientist will win the Nobel prize, this says a bit about his delusional view of the world.
10. Lucas shows off that he's broad-minded and will read even posts by Republicans(!). Hypocritically says that their posts are all about "who hates who and why", coming from Lucas whose views on women and revenge are both distinctly Old Testament.
11. "Republicans are fuckin' stooooopid!" :jacefedora:
12. Lucas offers one of his increasingly rare defences of homosexuals. His woke signalling is usually around anti-racism because it's the laziest way to larp as antifa.
13. Complains about his computer breaking.
14. Once again crows over having two showers today, lets slip "...because I skipped two days and drank", which confirms that he did binge the entire bottle in two days, and was unwashed during that entire time. This is the 'man' who cries with rage when people call him a greaseball.
15. "I had a meh feeling, drink that bottle o' brandy, 'cause none of these women want to date me". If Lucas had talent, he's almost written a country song here. Adds "...for no Goddamn reason whatsoever" :story: "I don't know a 21 year old chick wouldn't want to date me, there's all these guys out there who are dumber than me, look like me, are way more misogynistic and arrogant" :story: :story: :story:
16. "I've been running downtown a lot, what do you expect from downtown area than a bunch of morons" S-e-l-f-a-w-a-r-e-n-e-s-s
17. "Especially among the poor- *poorly educated* ...assholes... that need a better education... including the women" S-e-l-f-a-w-a-r-e-n-e-s-s
18. People who dislike Lucas's videos are boring. "It's always older men that are pissed off their time has come and gone" (Like Lucas), "or it's younger women who will miss out on the younger dudes if this research gets out there", wait does this confirm that the breeding will be forced? As why else would the women be angry at not having access to "younger dudes". "Or they're like jealous younger guys", Lucas proceeds to give selfless advice to younger viewers that one day they will be as desirable to women as he is. He takes delight in saying the women they will gain access to "aren't even born yet". If you're thinking about your sex partners from the womb up, you're a pedophile, Lucas. This isn't the only reason why you're a pedophile, but one of many.

Edit: he continues his academic-posting, by reading another article here (I am all worn out of Lucas today, so can't comment on its content):


I wonder when he will read this article on stream:

Archive
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert

Christian Slaterkin
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I'll take the hit to synopsise the first 10 mins of that 33 min video, but after that I'm out, any other suffering soul is welcome to pick it up.

1, Lucas didn't realise a guy called "Reinhardt" was from a German-speaking country.
2. Lucas shows off that he washed not once, but twice today! He walked so much, I have no idea how he is so fat! :stress:
3. Lucas is astonished that a scientist would not lie about their findings to alter it to their own self-interest, as that is all Lucas himself does.
4. The way he struggles to articulate his sentences, then rattles out the phrase "18-24 year old" like a machine gun is eerie.
5. Fantasies about dating students as a professor because "you can date anyone you want, 'cause you're a grown up'" Mushbrained Lucas reveals several things here - a) that he has a childrens mentality about "grown ups" and what they do, b) that he views people you have authority and power over as sexual prey, c) our Lawful Evil bum is careful to add "as long as they're not taking your class at the time" because we know how fixated he is on the letter of the law, just as he would be if the age of consent was 12 (he peers at the camera knowingly as he says this, which is quite unpleasant). He's apparently looked a lot into student-teacher relations, as he goes on a lot about this 'technicality'.
6. Excited that the scientist behind the telomere study is now old enough to have the long worms in his sperms.
7. An absolutely unhinged piece of head canon where Lucas says he's seen the researcher and that he blushes a lot because he realises he's now in the Cute Older Telomere Daddy category and all girls will want him.
8. Lucas admits creeping reviews of this teacher to learn more about his personality :suffering: Horrifyingly, Lucas identifies himself with the academic, and compares his negative reviews as a teacher to Lucas's "trolls".
9. Lucas claims this scientist will win the Nobel prize, this says a bit about his delusional view of the world.
10. Lucas shows off that he's broad-minded and will read even posts by Republicans(!). Hypocritically says that their posts are all about "who hates who and why", coming from Lucas whose views on women and revenge are both distinctly Old Testament.
11. "Republicans are fuckin' stooooopid!" :jacefedora:
12. Lucas offers one of his increasingly rare defences of homosexuals. His woke signalling is usually around anti-racism because it's the laziest way to larp as antifa.
13. Complains about his computer breaking.
14. Once again crows over having two showers today, lets slip "...because I skipped two days and drank", which confirms that he did binge the entire bottle in two days, and was unwashed during that entire time. This is the 'man' who cries with rage when people call him a greaseball.
15. "I had a meh feeling, drink that bottle o' brandy, 'cause none of these women want to date me". If Lucas had talent, he's almost written a country song here. Adds "...for no Goddamn reason whatsoever" :story: "I don't know a 21 year old chick wouldn't want to date me, there's all these guys out there who are dumber than me, look like me, are way more misogynistic and arrogant" :story: :story: :story:
16. "I've been running downtown a lot, what do you expect from downtown area than a bunch of morons" S-e-l-f-a-w-a-r-e-n-e-s-s
17. "Especially among the poor- *poorly educated* ...assholes... that need a better education... including the women" S-e-l-f-a-w-a-r-e-n-e-s-s
18. People who dislike Lucas's videos are boring. "It's always older men that are pissed off their time has come and gone" (Like Lucas), "or it's younger women who will miss out on the younger dudes if this research gets out there", wait does this confirm that the breeding will be forced? As why else would the women be angry at not having access to "younger dudes". "Or they're like jealous younger guys", Lucas proceeds to give selfless advice to younger viewers that one day they will be as desirable to women as he is. He takes delight in saying the women they will gain access to "aren't even born yet". If you're thinking about your sex partners from the womb up, you're a pedophile, Lucas. This isn't the only reason why you're a pedophile, but one of many.

Edit: he continues his academic-posting, by reading another article here (I am all worn out of Lucas today, so can't comment on its content):


I wonder when he will read this article on stream:

Archive
I also noticed the poor \ poorly Freudian slip. Lucas hates the poor, but th a t doesn't work with his socialist pose.
 

TalmudSperg

New Zealander & Agriculturalist
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Fatty's getting angry! And he's porned his computer into breaking!
You mean brain, Right, Q-Bert?
Lucas probably watches so much deviant and deprived porn that he has conditioned himself into being unable to orgasm with a adult woman and anything resembling vanilla sex. (Not that he has to worry about that)


"To two million, only about four hundred Thousand of those eggs remain at the start of menstruation which occurs at age..... Twelve.... *looks around... With each period Several hundred eggs are lost*"

Lucas pauses for a bit right before he says "twelve" and longer right after.
 
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AmpleApricots

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I find it really interesting how all out in the open it is with Lucas. He's got an absolute one-track mind and there's absolutely no hidden aspect about his personality. You can predict how he'd act in any situation down to a T.

I can only ever take really small doses of Lucas because the dude seriously grosses me out (not only his body, his mind too) and it's all the same anways (see: one-track mind) but in a way the freakshow is fascinating with how clearly it all is out in the open.
 

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