Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

Da Dude123

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Lucas doesn't say anything here. Just shows his Facebook post. Money worship, eh? This from the same guy who was begging for money so he can became a multi-millionare. Of course, he was totally gonna help the homeless too. Lucas overall is just a jealous person. He is mad that he is poor. So, he turns that into some kind of false moral ground for him being a welfare Leach living in a hobo house. He is fighting the system by having it support him. Lucas of course will do nothing to change this situation.

I am conflicted on whether or not Lucas could actually work a job if he wanted to. I think his horrible attitude would be the biggest obstacle for him maintaining any employment. There are some truly full blown exceptional people that manage to do something part time. I bet his social service agency probably helps folks find things like that. They can do that and not have their tugboat docked. But Lucas is not going to do anything for the oligarchy.

But as I have said before, none of his liberal heroes are going to give up their vast wealth and live like him. Bernie Sanders is quite wealthy, owns multiple houses and apparently gives little to charity. Same thing with all the other liberal talking heads. But Lucas thinks they are in favor of him.

 

TalmudSperg

New Zealander & Agriculturalist
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Girlfriends and wives, for example: because he has never had a serious relationship, Lucas believes anyone who says they are in one is lying. The fact that this assertion contradicts his claims of seeing relationshipped couples everywhere doesn't seem to distress him.
Lucas is too stupid to feel cognitive dissonance.


It's mostly gross because of Lucas' poorly hidden pedophilia and his obvious long-term plan to rape a future daughter and have full control over her.
Yeah, in addition to Luke's pedophilia, his thygatrilagnia is creepy also; combine the two, along with his narcissism, there is only one outcome. "I have Forseen it, amongwhich"
 

Free the Pedos

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I am conflicted on whether or not Lucas could actually work a job if he wanted to. I think his horrible attitude would be the biggest obstacle for him maintaining any employment. There are some truly full blown exceptional people that manage to do something part time. I bet his social service agency probably helps folks find things like that. They can do that and not have their tugboat docked. But Lucas is not going to do anything for the oligarchy.


I really wonder if his agency has avoiding placing him because they don't want to be held liable when he sexually assaults someone on the clock.
 

Da Dude123

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Could very well be. It could be with his awful and possibly dangerous personality, that he may be too big of a liability to put into even doing something menial like putting silverware into napkins. They may believe he could not behave himself around others, especially young women.

He would be a horrible employee no matter what and would not want to be there. Some exceptional people like working and it truly helps their self esteem. They feel good about being a productive member of society. Lucas would not be in this category and would be hating life and probably trying to cheat the system in every way possible.

I really wonder if his agency has avoiding placing him because they don't want to be held liable when he sexually assaults someone on the clock.
 

AmpleApricots

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Can you imagine what a pain in the ass Lucas would be to work with? Imagine you're some minimum wage worker that barely makes enough money to make ends meet then to go to one of your jobs and there sits whiny pseudointellectual Lucas Werner who doesn't do his fucking part and just whines around all day, smells like stale piss, is lazy and always has another excuse for it and harrasses female coworkers. Don't think he'd last long anywhere.

Also if you see his current word salad even if he would be the nicest guy on earth I doubt he could focus on doing anything productive. Dude is severly mentally ill. That is what these programs are for.
 

GleamingTheQ-Bert

Christian Slaterkin
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Lucas's new favorite phrase he doesn't understand (but thinks it makes him sound wicked smart, brah) is "the right supramarginal gyrus of the brain".

You can always tell when he's very impressed with himself; he repeats these "lookit how smaaaart I am!" phrases over and over, frequently using them incorrectly or inserting them where they don't belong.

But find him on Instagram, Babes. He's done with this hate.

(Gotta say I'm loving his new "too mature for violence and anger" pose....its antithetical to his nature. Holding all that tard rage in really makes him pop when he can't hold it anymore.)
 
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pr3nt177

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Lucas's new favorite phrase he doesn't understand (but thinks it makes him sound wicked smart, brah) is "the right supramarginal gyrus of the brain".

You can always tell when he's very impressed with himself; he repeats these "lookit how smaaaart I am!" phrases over and over, frequently using them incorrectly or inserting them where they don't belong.

But find him on Instagram, Babes. He's done with this hate.

(Gotta say I'm loving his new "too mature for violence and anger" pose....its antithetical to his nature. Holding all that tard rage in really makes him pop when he can't hold it anymore.
Oh dear, "babes".

His sexual frustration is palpable. A KF whip-round is needed for Lucas to get laid, the least we can do.
 

GleamingTheQ-Bert

Christian Slaterkin
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The way that he talks normally, then suddenly starts yelling and then goes back to talking normally is pretty scary. It's seriously time to lock him up again before he hurts some random person that he decided is a kiwi or whose voice he heard in his youtube comments or something.
This is one of his best in awhile. He gets so angry! Stop grafitiing his bathroom Christians! Hahahaha!
 

Da Dude123

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"If you're under 30 and not a socialist, something is wrong with you!". Lucas says that if you have kids that the government will provide for you. He really is chimping out in this one. And keep down voting his videos!

This is one of his best in awhile. He gets so angry! Stop grafitiing his bathroom Christians! Hahahaha!
 
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Ralph from Chicago

Unions are the answer to everything
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It's been pointed out before that Lucas would have no ability to pay any of the property taxes on any land he might theoretically own.
And he doesn't seem to accept that his brothers would be much more entitled to the land due to their ability to be responsible normal adult humans who don't act like thirsty thots on youtube with their shirts off.
It would still be better than Lucas deserves, but it would be hilarious if Lucas's brothers do let him live on the land, but just that, he'll still be homeless, just in the middle of nowhere, sleeping in a filthy sweat-drenched tent, while at night he hallucinates women screaming "WE NEED BABIES!", when it's just the coyotes and vultures attracted by the smell of carrion and MRSA.
Property taxes? His accountant handles stuff like that.
 

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