Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

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Bassomatic

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Why the fuck is one of his examples of dumb questions involve a 4 year old saying his favorite word (daddy) and asking why the sky is blue? He couldn't have used a less creepy example? Oops, sorry, that was a dumb question.
I think what even is funnier than his only examples lean and show his pedophilia, is he still didn't reply to something so fucking simple. Even Lucas doesn't have a lie to cook up why he wants a girl friend.

Wanting a S/O can be for dozens of healthy or unhealthy reasons, he says he likes bernie because he's straight to the point. Yet Lucas can't even explain wanting to share his life with someone because his lizard brain is so wired of hurting a child for his sexual thrill.

While this is a forgettable, boring Lucas sperg post, it really to me hammers home how broken this dude's brain is.

If you were to ask Lucas would you like to win the Lotto? What would you do with 600 million dollars. He is so god damn stupid and horny with the tiny shred of awareness his pedo urges are social taboo this dumb fuck couldn't tell you I'd go see Spain, I'd buy a Ferrari, etc. He'd just go DUH CAUSE I WANTA WINZ. All while thinking he'd be a fatter Epistein with even younger girls, and less friends... also our boy Jeff had the end of his life, with a roof over him, something Lucas probably won't as he freezes to death on a spokane park bench.
 

Nobleman

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I can also vouch that he is back to the hands behind his back walk. Two nights ago I saw him walking past the downtown Wells Fargo building like that, making a weird jerking motion with his head like a fish does while swimming. I was headed to the bar and wanted to get a video when he went under the railroad bridge but he was too far ahead for me to get good footage. I could have posted it on Youtube as "The Telemeric beast prowls the night...".

Anyways, back to the girlfriend. What exactly would he and this girlfriend do all day, everyday. He only can afford to go out to eat once per month, what about the other 29 days. Does he really just think a woman will want to stay in a cramped up room with him and have sex and have a stuffed EBT-filled refrigerator and get fat together?
 

Rescuetoast

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I can also vouch that he is back to the hands behind his back walk. Two nights ago I saw him walking past the downtown Wells Fargo building like that, making a weird jerking motion with his head like a fish does while swimming. I was headed to the bar and wanted to get a video when he went under the railroad bridge but he was too far ahead for me to get good footage. I could have posted it on Youtube as "The Telemeric beast prowls the night...".

Anyways, back to the girlfriend. What exactly would he and this girlfriend do all day, everyday. He only can afford to go out to eat once per month, what about the other 29 days. Does he really just think a woman will want to stay in a cramped up room with him and have sex and have a stuffed EBT-filled refrigerator and get fat together?
Obviously they’d just chicken walk around downtown and look at bars wistfully together.
 

Rogowski

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What exactly would he and this girlfriend do all day, everyday. He only can afford to go out to eat once per month, what about the other 29 days. Does he really just think a woman will want to stay in a cramped up room with him and have sex and have a stuffed EBT-filled refrigerator and get fat together?
You're forgetting that he also believes the reason his Patreon is failing so hard is because he doesn't have a girlfriend to make videos. It's interesting to imagine the kind of content he'd make with a girlfriend that he thinks would be in demand for the general public.
 

Da Dude123

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It is kind of mind boggling how Lucas can afford to eat out as much as he does. It seems like more than the average person who actually works does. It sounds like he mostly pisses away his tugboat on restaurant meals for one, then goes to homeless shelters until his "first of da month" check arrives and then back to Red Robin and Sushi.com. Although, some of that last year was from student loan money that will never ever be paid back.

I suspect Lucas is still eating out considering how fat he looks, unless he's just buying 100 bags of chips per month. Going on EBT actually helped me to lose weight.
 

Bassomatic

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Lucas himself has confirmed it, he spends all his EBT, then his left over tard bucks on food while he pantry shops, Spokane having many places to get free meals/food etc.

He's such a disgusting glutton this dude eats on avg what 7 or so real adults need to feed themselves a day all on someone else's charity dime.

Way back I broke down the nutritional stuff but not joking Lucas shops around raiding pantries from those whom are needy and eats more than a nuclear family PER DAY by himself. So much for socialism. No nice way to put it he's a disgusting gluttonous pig and off his meds he's not got an excuse for the at MOST 20 or so lbs SSRis put on people.
 

Agoraphobic Bullshit

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To Lucas, Socialism means not working and getting tons of free shit. And those girls who he thinks are Socialists all probably have jobs or are in school. Not the Cute Older Daddy, though. He has an EBT card and gets disability for being a lazy Lolcow.

And Bernie Sanders will save him! Then he can get married! What a pussy!
Ugh. To Lucas, Socialism means 12 year old girls on demand to fuck and make him cheesy cucumbers.
 

Rescuetoast

thrillho
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Well, it's Valentine's Day. Let's see if Lucas does some good reeing about it. Last year he was sperging out about it, demanding that someone bring him a woman! You guys, he really chimped out . He was saying it was day where everyone else is getting laid and was just being a big incel about it.
Which is funny because it’s a Friday and most married couples are working and maybe having a nice dinner or something but really it’s just another day.
 

mero

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I could have posted it on Youtube as "The Telemeric beast prowls the night...".
Christ. "Telemeric Beast" sounds like a Bloodborne boss. I don't want that sequel, captain!

You're forgetting that he also believes the reason his Patreon is failing so hard is because he doesn't have a girlfriend to make videos.
The sad thing about this is, he probably would make a few more bucks. Not many, but a few people would likely be overcome by curiosity over what the hell kind of balls-of-vibranium creature would spend time in his fartbox. Or they'd be checking on her welfare. That's probably more likely, now that I think about it.
 

TelemeresDaddy69

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The sad thing about this is, he probably would make a few more bucks. Not many, but a few people would likely be overcome by curiosity over what the hell kind of balls-of-vibranium creature would spend time in his fartbox. Or they'd be checking on her welfare. That's probably more likely, now that I think about it.
Surprised nobody has reported his Patreon for hate speech or fraud yet, would be interesting to see how he rationalises it. Also it would be funny after losing his websites and PayPal
 

WonderWino

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DrunkNDoziNDragN said:
It was invented by evil money worshipping capitalist bastards.
also known as the floral-industrial complex, the secretive group that created valentines day to make billions of dollars from the sale of flowers and chocolates to fund the creation of super secret underground bunkers for the socialist elite to hide in while the lizard people wipe out all the trump supporters in order to make room to create their socialist gen z paradise with lucas as its leader