Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

WonderWino

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He is still alive and kicking. He can be seen spending his days down at Riverfront park as I have drove past and seen him there twice. Everything is shit down so there is nowhere for the homeless to go with the exception to sleep at night at the shelters. Even the shelters and soup kitchens are giving out sack lunches only. The reason he probably is not online is because with everything closed, he has nowhere to charge his phone, and is too lazy and stupid to be adventurous enough to find a random outside plugin like the rest of his homeless brethren do.
So...first he skulks around in malls, then parking lots near high schools and now he's skulking around parks. Gee, that doesn't sound like the behavior of a creepy predator at all. Its a good thing he is too stupid and incompetent to learn to drive or buy a car or he'd be driving a white van around various neighborhoods looking for kids

On that note, imagine calling uber and having lucas show up driving a ratty old creeper van to pick you up. That would be even worse than having mundane matt show up...even more so if you called uber eats to deliver food. I wouldn't touch anything lucas delivered, especially if I were a woman
 

AbraCadaver

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He does have something. He can take them out to a sushi or Red Robin's dinner once a month. Furthermore, he can share his bottom shelf Brandy with the GenZ girls. This is something Lucas believes sets him apart, because other men cannot take their girlfriends out to dinner at all or buy such high quality alcohol. Let's not forget his Telomeres!
And lord knows the ladies couldn’t just buy that shite themselves without having to lay under a disease-riddled bloated pedophile in order to get it.
 

Da Dude123

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That makes sense. All the usual hobo loitering spots are secured, so Lucas doesn't have anywhere else to go. The shelter spits the bums out onto the streets during the day and then let's them back in at night.

It is probably really aggravating Lucas that he can't post his content. No way probably to charge it at the shelter. I wonder is Myrna knows her son is back in full blown hobo mode? Would she even care? I somehow doubt it. She sounds like she is a real piece of work herself.

I am sure if Lucas would look hard enough he would find an outdoor outlet. But that would be too much like work and as a Democratic Socialist, he avoids things that resemble work. We will have to stay tuned to see what happens next.


He is still alive and kicking. He can be seen spending his days down at Riv
 

TelemeresDaddy69

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He is still alive and kicking. He can be seen spending his days down at Riverfront park as I have drove past and seen him there twice. Everything is shit down so there is nowhere for the homeless to go with the exception to sleep at night at the shelters. Even the shelters and soup kitchens are giving out sack lunches only. The reason he probably is not online is because with everything closed, he has nowhere to charge his phone, and is too lazy and stupid to be adventurous enough to find a random outside plugin like the rest of his homeless brethren do.
I wondered when his phone would run out of power and how he'd charge it now he's homeless. It's pretty funny how defeated he is without social media to spam his incel manifesto rants
 

Da Dude123

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That is a very real possibility, as Lucas is probably too incompetent to know how to pay a phone bill. But if he can go somewhere with WiFi, he could still get on the Internet if his phone has power.

He might have no phone service due to lack of payment. If the "payee" who paid his bills was via Pioneer Human Services he likely lost the payee when he got kicked out/dropped by Pioneer. No payee, no payment to the phone service provider.
 

TelemeresDaddy69

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That is a very real possibility, as Lucas is probably too incompetent to know how to pay a phone bill. But if he can go somewhere with WiFi, he could still get on the Internet if his phone has power.
I figured his payee was separate from Pioneer and they simply supplied him his one room apartment. Either way its hilarious he can't handle his own money at 40, never mind being unemployed and now homeless, and believes he'd make for a great husband
 

WonderWino

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In the screencap where Lucas was in a convo with a 17 yr old girl Emilia from the UK, he told her he didn't have much money left over after the rent and phone bill.
Doesn't really explain his current situation. Seeing as he got kicked out he doesn't currently have the rent money issue so he should have several hundred more to work with, so I wouldn't think not having money for paying his bill is why we he has gone silent. That leaves either not being able to charge his phone/other device related issue preventing him from doing anything online or he really is too stupid to know how to pay a phone bill. Though I don't see how getting kicked out would have an effect on that if it were someone else ensuring it was paid each month. That would be caseworker related not housing. If he doesn't have someone doing that then he should still be paying it himself...so i'm leaning toward no ability to charge it or something happened with it
 

Rogowski

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Perhaps it’s dawned on him how completely fucked he is
The lucas saga is getting dark. I’m not going to be surprised if we’re going to find out one day a jogger finds his bloated corpse in the park one morning. Then again that would mean Lucas killed himself and he’s too poor to buy a gun and too pussy to do it in a longer, more painful way.
 

AnOminous

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I've been considerably out of the loop for a while with Lucas. How the fuck did he end up homeless again?
I don't know that we know. He was harassing people in his tard housing and then he didn't have it any more. The assumption is he has to have fucked that housing up somehow and I assume it was by breaking the rules, possibly by harassing other residents.
 

Rogowski

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I don't know that we know. He was harassing people in his tard housing and then he didn't have it any more. The assumption is he has to have fucked that housing up somehow and I assume it was by breaking the rules, possibly by harassing other residents.
He finally discussed it in a video posted to his private Instagram a week after he lost his place. He did indeed lose his place because he thought his neighbors were selling heroin and he was jealous of the fact that they had young honies coming in and out and they weren’t sharing.
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mothman96

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Doesn't really explain his current situation. Seeing as he got kicked out he doesn't currently have the rent money issue so he should have several hundred more to work with, so I wouldn't think not having money for paying his bill is why we he has gone silent. That leaves either not being able to charge his phone/other device related issue preventing him from doing anything online or he really is too stupid to know how to pay a phone bill. Though I don't see how getting kicked out would have an effect on that if it were someone else ensuring it was paid each month. That would be caseworker related not housing. If he doesn't have someone doing that then he should still be paying it himself...so i'm leaning toward no ability to charge it or something happened with it
He is going to have the extra money that was going for rent. The thing is he may no longer have the "payee" that was in charge of paying his bills. Pioneer Human Services not only provides housing but other types of services which may have included assigning him the payee. Being assigned a payee says he is incompetent to manage his money.
Until he goes back online and says something about why he went silent and/or we get info as to what happened it could be not charging the phone, broken, stolen, no service.

ETA:
Been thinking of what happened to all his board games and the other stuff he left behind at Pioneer Pathway. Thought Pioneer would end up donating the games/etc to a place like Goodwill. With all the stuff going on with the coronavirus, the games/etc may end up trashed.
 
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