Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

Anonymus Fluhre

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Hey, look on positivites. According to Lucas most of us (probably most of us here have cars, jobs and a little bit of savings to say at least), are rich, upper-class milionaires. It's just like with homeless people who call you "boss" when they want to ask for a favor. You cannot help but smile.

Lucas probably thinks that we have girls like Emma Watson, Mia Khalifa etc. on speed dial xD.
I'd like to think my fiancee is at least a 9. Most of us here I believe have earned everything they got even if they are millionaires. Hard work and perseverance is anathema to people like Lucas who want everything handed to them.
 

GoutfootHorseface

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I’m clearly being a sped and can’t get the video to work but he just said quite loudly on a bus, “I’ll eat that uterus right up woman, but if you don’t give me that phone number I’m gonna sit here and starve”

It’s he threatening to go Andrei Chikatilo on the next woman he passes or is his understanding of female anatomy severely flawed?
 
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wenttobermuda

Socialist pussy hoarder
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I can't decide what's funnier: Lucas blaming his atheism on women, or announcing it like women care.

He declares that he doesn't believe in God, because women don't treat him the way he feels he should be treated.

Women won't fuck him, and don't think being a homeless, broke creep is praiseworthy. Therefore, he doesn't believe in god. Makes sense.

He seems to believe that these women, who he attributes his atheism to, are both Bernie supporters and Christians.

And he presents it all as if it's some terrible rebuke that will hurt their feelings.

I can imagine him trying to shock his parents with this variety of atheism.
 
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LeeLoo

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I’m clearly being a sped and can’t get the video to work but he just said quite loudly on a bus, “I’ll eat that uterus right up woman, but if you don’t give me that phone number I’m gonna sit here and starve”

It’s he threatening to go Andrei Chikatilo on the next woman he passes or is his understanding of female anatomy severely flawed?
He is absolutely vile. He also posted another video where he uses his hands and arm to demonstrate how he’ll pleasure a woman by shoving his fist inside her. His rage, coupled with his clearly violent sexual fantasies and talk of suicide, make him more unstable than ever. I wish to hell HOC would kick this fuck out and get him committed.

Oh...and now’s he added this gem ladies: “I’ll eat that pussy all night til I’m shitting clitoris.” How in the fuck is this thing allowed out in the wild?
 

WonderWino

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I’m clearly being a sped and can’t get the video to work but he just said quite loudly on a bus, “I’ll eat that uterus right up woman, but if you don’t give me that phone number I’m gonna sit here and starve”

It’s he threatening to go Andrei Chikatilo on the next woman he passes or is his understanding of female anatomy severely flawed?
The two aren't mutually exclusive. Lets not forget that stuff he said about thinking urine is stored in the testicles awhile back. Something about wondering where gamer girl piss is stored since they don't have testicles
 

wenttobermuda

Socialist pussy hoarder
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It says the video is unavailable. 😭
I know, right?

Lucas demonstrates how he will penetrate his bae with his fist, and we lose it? So many questions. Was he trying to be seductive? Was he frothing at the mouth? Was it somewhere between the two?

And saying he'll basically cannibalize some poor woman's vagina and excrete it... that's so quotable.

Cryin rn
 

GoutfootHorseface

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I know, right?

Lucas demonstrates how he will penetrate his bae with his fist, and we lose it? So many questions. Was he trying to be seductive? Was he frothing at the mouth? Was it somewhere between the two?

And saying he'll basically cannibalize some poor woman's vagina and excrete it... that's so quotable.

Cryin rn
Weirdly the fisting demonstration was the calmest of the bunch, smug would probably be the description.
 

klickitat

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I know, right?

Lucas demonstrates how he will penetrate his bae with his fist, and we lose it? So many questions. Was he trying to be seductive? Was he frothing at the mouth? Was it somewhere between the two?

And saying he'll basically cannibalize some poor woman's vagina and excrete it... that's so quotable.

Cryin rn
Yeah, I had to reupload because of fuckups in order. Reload the thread, the fixed video is there.
 

WonderWino

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Telling women you like going down on them isn’t supposed to be a threat.
Indeed. But on the plus side at least he didn't say anything about betting that uterus tastes like tripe

....Then again I shouldn't say that it might give him ideas for horrifying hobo cooking videos in the future....I can see it now.....uterus shaped tripe filled with tomato sauce, gummy sperms and salmon eggs in the most freudian meal ever devised by man

The best part is you don't even need utensils - you just jam your fist in it and eat it in handfuls
 

klickitat

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Indeed. But on the plus side at least he didn't say anything about betting that uterus tastes like tripe

....Then again I shouldn't say that it might give him ideas for horrifying hobo cooking videos in the future....I can see it now.....uterus shaped tripe filled with tomato sauce, gummy sperms and salmon eggs in the most freudian meal ever devised by man

The best part is you don't even need utensils - you just jam your fist in it and eat it in handfuls
If this old sext attempt from the first page in this thread is any indication, I can only imagine how unpleasant him going down on some poor woman must be.

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