Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

wenttobermuda

Socialist pussy hoarder
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Yeah, I had to reupload because of fuckups in order. Reload the thread, the fixed video is there.
You're a prince, and this is the best Lucas content in quite some time. Even better than his raps. He hasn't been this good since...right before last time he got locked up.

Manic, angry Wern is the best Wern. His time is running out. It's a great time to be a Wernologist!

He's still struggling to understand how a "college girl of Spokane" Bernie supporter could resist fucking him. Baffled and outraged and repeating the same incomprehensible point all the time. Priceless.

I rate the following quotes as some of his absolute finest ever:

"Understand that I am a gentleman. I am a gentle man...but if you're gonna push me into suicidal ideation, because of your bigotry, and your greed and your worship of money....you little Nazis need to realize something. When you're mine, you're mine! I play for keeps! But until then fuck you I don't like you being bigots!...now shut the fuck up and change because that's what the left wing does!"

"I'lll eat that uterus right up, woman. But if you don't give me that phone number I'm going to sit here and starve."

"Your attention please. Now turn off the light. Your infection please. I haven't got all night. Understand...do you understand? I am a gentleman."

No dude, that was Elliot Rodger.


''YO BITCHES, WHERE ARE THE WOMEN AT?"

"I'm a man, bitch I'll eat that pussy all night until I'm shitting clitoris! But if you're agephobic or classist or greedy...nigga, words will be said."

" 'Ooh classist, oh agephobe,' that's what you sound like when you fuck....oh yeah, Lucas fuck me, meanwhile it's another guy fucking you, but you're there like 'Lucas fuck me, Lucas fuck me,' but he doesn't care because he's a greedy little bitch!"

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR RACIST ASS MOUTH. Except you're agephobic. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR BIGOTED MOUTH!"

I hope he keeps it coming today. I'll be watching.

ETA: His beard is looking amazing.
 

telemeres69

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Homeless Lucas is the best Lucas, he deserves to be homeless and should never be allowed an apartment ever again, I really hope he stays this way because his content is the best when he's a hobo. The creep's journey should end where it began, him being homeless and angry at women
You're a prince, and this is the best Lucas content in quite some time. Even better than his raps. He hasn't been this good since...right before last time he got locked up.

Manic, angry Wern is the best Wern. His time is running out. It's a great time to be a Wernologist!

He's still struggling to understand how a "college girl of Spokane" Bernie supporter could resist fucking him. Baffled and outraged and repeating the same incomprehensible point all the time. Priceless.

I rate the following quotes as some of his absolute finest ever:

"Understand that I am a gentleman. I am a gentle man...but if you're gonna push me into suicidal ideation, because of your bigotry, and your greed and your worship of money....you little Nazis need to realize something. When you're mine, you're mine! I play for keeps! But until then fuck you I don't like you being bigots!...now shut the fuck up and change because that's what the left wing does!"

"I'lll eat that uterus right up, woman. But if you don't give me that phone number I'm going to sit here and starve."

"Your attention please. Now turn off the light. Your infection please. I haven't got all night. Understand...do you understand? I am a gentleman."

No dude, that was Elliot Rodger.


''YO BITCHES, WHERE ARE THE WOMEN AT?"

"I'm a man, bitch I'll eat that pussy all night until I'm shitting clitoris! But if you're agephobic or classist or greedy...nigga, words will be said."

" 'Ooh classist, oh agephobe,' that's what you sound like when you fuck....oh yeah, Lucas fuck me, meanwhile it's another guy fucking you, but you're there like 'Lucas fuck me, Lucas fuck me,' but he doesn't care because he's a greedy little bitch!"

"I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR RACIST ASS MOUTH. Except you're agephobic. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR BIGOTED MOUTH!"

I hope he keeps it coming today. I'll be watching.

ETA: His beard is looking amazing.
 

WonderWino

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I'm sure by the time I get back he'll have uploaded even more about how the single women started running faster when they saw him or some shit.
Oh yeah, i'm totally sure 'gina' told him to 'go fetch a woman in the park'

That totally actually happened guys

Its interesting that recently several of us brought up the fact he mentions past supposed girlfriends and friends but never by name and now suddenly he's referring to these imaginary female friends by name

Gee, I wonder why he started doing that. Couldn't possibly be that hes stalking this thread like a he stalks those joggers

and its real easy to get arrested for even remotely implying the intent to fuck with female joggers in places like that. Look at someone on a jogging track the wrong way and shit can go down real fast with the cops getting involved. Mainly because such places are prime rapist/mugging/serial killer type hunting grounds and as such there is very little tolerance for questionable behavior of any kind toward such female joggers

If lucas isn't very careful he's going to find out the hard way
 

Stafford Beer Bong

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Just going to reflect everyone else‘s comments, he is totally manic today. He believes his logic is impeccable and without fault so he continues to beat his head against that brick wall until it’s bloodied or he breaks through it. Manic Lucas is great content but I have real fear he is close to hurting someone.

”bitch I'll eat that pussy all night until I'm shitting clitoris!”

I did find this line hilarious though. 😆
 

Particle Bored

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Oh yeah, i'm totally sure 'gina' told him to 'go fetch a woman in the park'

That totally actually happened guys

Its interesting that recently several of us brought up the fact he mentions past supposed girlfriends and friends but never by name and now suddenly he's referring to these imaginary female friends by name

Gee, I wonder why he started doing that. Couldn't possibly be that hes stalking this thread like a he stalks those joggers

and its real easy to get arrested for even remotely implying the intent to fuck with female joggers in places like that. Look at someone on a jogging track the wrong way and shit can go down real fast with the cops getting involved. Mainly because such places are prime rapist/mugging/serial killer type hunting grounds and as such there is very little tolerance for questionable behavior of any kind toward such female joggers

If lucas isn't very careful he's going to find out the hard way
I don't necessarily discount that someone told him that. I just want confirmation if these "female friends" are IRL people, which I doubt. Whether they're really "friends" or really "female" is highly suspect if they're only online. This fucktard has fallen for a dozen catfishes offering "dates," and still does, even though he's suspicious of people that say they want to date or meet him. How fucking easy must it be to convince him you're a "female friend" if you're just friendly and "respectful" and feed his delusion, but keep dating off the table ("Oh I'm 18 and you're totally funny and cool Lucas but I live in the UK and am a caregiver for my grandma so I can't come meet you but this is how you can get chicks like me in your area.")
 

Rescuetoast

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I don't necessarily discount that someone told him that. I just want confirmation if these "female friends" are IRL people, which I doubt. Whether they're really "friends" or really "female" is highly suspect if they're only online. This fucktard has fallen for a dozen catfishes offering "dates," and still does, even though he's suspicious of people that say they want to date or meet him. How fucking easy must it be to convince him you're a "female friend" if you're just friendly and "respectful" and feed his delusion, but keep dating off the table ("Oh I'm 18 and you're totally funny and cool Lucas but I live in the UK and am a caregiver for my grandma so I can't come meet you but this is how you can get chicks like me in your area.")
That might be why he was suddenly keen on buying flights for a few days, come to think of it.
 

LeeLoo

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He is coming unraveled and it is glorious. Anyone have popcorn?
I think he's walking to his spot in front of the Beauty School just west of that Walmart, so you'll have a lot more insanity to upload. My apologies.
I hope someone passing by hears his lunatic rage and calls the cops. Lucas in jail would be absolutely amazing.
"Run her guts"?

He can't describe sex without food or violence, can he?

Lucas needs to be lobotomized.
As a woman, the fact that he constantly talks about violent sexual acts with young women is horrifying. He absolutely hates women, and desperately wants to sexually abuse them.
 

wenttobermuda

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One of the more telling sentences ever produced by Lucas's fertile mind:

"I'm not manly? Yeet me a hot as fuck #GenerationZ college aged chick and I'll run her guts so hard..."

First, I must pause to collect myself. LMAO shut the fuck up faggot. Also, note that while his mind is fertile, his ancient schizo balls aren't. Haha.

Anyway, what a fine example of Lucas's male anxiety, and how it fuels his obsessions.

No, Lucas is not "manly," however you measure it, and he knows and hates this. I suspect he internalized notions of masculinity that were current to his youth in the 90s: athleticism, strength, success, stoicism, self reliance, success with ladies, that kind of stuff. The kinds of stuff that he praised in his father.

Lucas, as always, comes up short. He's a helpless, flabby, soft baby. Men laugh at him and push him around. Women loathe him. He's never known any success or popularity. He's not tough. He's a fat titted omega male, a dependent thing that can't survive without charity, a retarded man baby that needs to be taken care of.

He is not "manly" as he, and many others, define it. He knows it, and what's worse, he's terrified that others know it to. He hates it.

He wants to feel like a man. He knows he's an emasculated weakling.

"Running" some poor girl's guts is then an attempt to prove his non-existent masculinity. To assert himself as a male creature of some value, as opposed to the helpless bitch animal that he is.

Sadly, the reason he'll never run some guts is the same reason he's so desperate to: he's not manly.
 

AnOminous

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I hope someone passing by hears his lunatic rage and calls the cops. Lucas in jail would be absolutely amazing.

As a woman, the fact that he constantly talks about violent sexual acts with young women is horrifying. He absolutely hates women, and desperately wants to sexually abuse them.
It's good he's homeless and likely to be without living quarters where he even has a private bathroom, otherwise it's horrifying to think what he'd do to any (probably mentally disabled) woman who would consent to be alone with him.
 

Da Dude123

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Lucas hates women? Nonsense! He "Loves and Respects those Bitches"! In fact, he wrote a song about it! #feminism
I hope someone passing by hears his lunatic rage and calls the cops. Lucas in jail would be absolutely amazing.

As a woman, the fact that he constantly talks about violent sexual acts with young women is horrifying. He absolutely hates women, and desperately wants to sexually abuse them.