Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

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Apologies for the reupload, had a couple out of order.

Anyway, fixed!

4:29 Now this is fucking great. Lucas literally googled any song with the title "Gentlemen" and came up with the Afghan Whigs. And of course the pitch-black humor and bitter irony of the song (and the band in general) flies completely over his head. Contrary to what he thinks, the guy in the song isn't actually a "gentleman" but a total fucking sleazebag looking for free booze and easy pussy. The irony being that this guy still demands respect despite bringing nothing to a meaningful relationship.

There must be a god because it's too perfect that a song with the following lines would be recited by Lucas:
But now I've got time for you
For you, you, you, you and me too
Well, come and get it
'Cause I'm done


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Let me in, I'm cold
All messed up but nowhere to go
 

Chris Titan

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Lucas hates women? Nonsense! He "Loves and Respects those Bitches"! In fact, he wrote a song about it! #feminism
One of the more telling sentences ever produced by Lucas's fertile mind:

"I'm not manly? Yeet me a hot as fuck #GenerationZ college aged chick and I'll run her guts so hard..."

First, I must pause to collect myself. LMAO shut the fuck up faggot. Also, note that while his mind is fertile, his ancient schizo balls aren't. Haha.

Anyway, what a fine example of Lucas's male anxiety, and how it fuels his obsessions.

No, Lucas is not "manly," however you measure it, and he knows and hates this. I suspect he internalized notions of masculinity that were current to his youth in the 90s: athleticism, strength, success, stoicism, self reliance, success with ladies, that kind of stuff. The kinds of stuff that he praised in his father.

Lucas, as always, comes up short. He's a helpless, flabby, soft baby. Men laugh at him and push him around. Women loathe him. He's never known any success or popularity. He's not tough. He's a fat titted omega male, a dependent thing that can't survive without charity, a exceptional man baby that needs to be taken care of.

He is not "manly" as he, and many others, define it. He knows it, and what's worse, he's terrified that others know it to. He hates it.

He wants to feel like a man. He knows he's an emasculated weakling.

"Running" some poor girl's guts is then an attempt to prove his non-existent masculinity. To assert himself as a male creature of some value, as opposed to the helpless bitch animal that he is.

Sadly, the reason he'll never run some guts is the same reason he's so desperate to: he's not manly.
It must be rough having Murphy's law to his degree. He's clearly so lost in his delusion with no outside perspective as to why his life hasn't amount to much. It's all his fault cause he loves waman about as much as some people want to own a monkey. And people don't operate at the IQ level of a monkey. Lucas can't even convince a monkey to be with him.

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Anonymus Fluhre

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Mainly because he has nowhere else to go. I'm guessing the Beauty School reopened or someone scared him away from there, and Airway Heights is only like a strip mall highway, a bunch of houses and a park. He was scared out of Spokane.
I meant as in he's there because he's the rapist/ serial killer type. Luckily he lacks the balls to do anything (least so far).
 

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Mainly because he has nowhere else to go. I'm guessing the Beauty School reopened or someone scared him away from there, and Airway Heights is only like a strip mall highway, a bunch of houses and a park. He was scared out of Spokane.
Perhaps he failed to pay heed to the royal hobo court of spokane and tried to demand information about where said hobo court was hoarding its teen girls during the pandemic. As punishment he was exiled to the outskirts of the strip mall and doomed to forever roam the parks jogging trails leering over that which he can never have

At this rate he'll eventually be exiled from there as well and kept away from his fartcot in the shelter and will be forced to take a job waddling around the city with a rickshaw strapped to him, ferrying teen couples around when they are taking in the sights of spokane during their dates, in exchange for being granted shelter under a ratty old bridge by the hobos
 

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Perhaps he failed to pay heed to the royal hobo court of spokane and tried to demand information about where said hobo court was hoarding its teen girls during the pandemic. As punishment he was exiled to the outskirts of the strip mall and doomed to forever roam the parks jogging trails leering over that which he can never have

At this rate he'll eventually be exiled from there as well and kept away from his fartcot in the shelter and will be forced to take a job waddling around the city with a rickshaw strapped to him, ferrying teen couples around when they are taking in the sights of spokane during their dates, in exchange for being granted shelter under a ratty old bridge by the hobos
You tell the best stories. Tell us another possible future for Lucas. 😊
 

wenttobermuda

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In 2013, Lucas described his "moral compass," or the voice of his mother, which prevented him from doing...well, take your guess:

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Just something to keep in mind as we laugh at Lucas for lurking by jogging trails, waiting for the "smart pretty interesting" girls to come by.

I wish I had gone to HS with Lucas. Truly. I feel that I missed out by not having the opportunity to bully him mercilessly when he was a teenager. This loss saddens me.

Oh, how he must've gotten it from the jocks. I bet he remembers.

I bet he remembers very well.

And those guys he was in jail with? Man, were they lucky. They got to bully him for 50 straight days. I bet he didn't get to eat his tray once.
 

Club Sandwich

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In 2013, Lucas described his "moral compass," or the voice of his mother, which prevented him from doing...well, take your guess:
people generally do not externalize a moral compass, they develop it based on internalizing the behaviors that make up a good person by providing both the reasoning and emotional well being of a healthy psyche that sympathizes and empathizes with others, and the desire to be treated well by others. the development point of a small child of around 8 is when they begin to stop doing bad things because of punishments and instead see themselves in someone else's shoes - this ability to empathize with others is a key formative value that separates people like sociopaths from typical people that are more developed.

when i was attending POST (police academy basically), criminology makes it very clear that people that commit crimes aren't just "evil" or something without conscious thought like an animal. instead many criminal reason out their crime because they either distinctly seek a selfish desire to get ahead (lack of empathy) or discount the experiences of others in relation to themselves (lack of sympathy). outside of that you get into seriously deranged people.

needing to externalize (having a "voice" that tells you how to behave) morality i think i remember being mentioned as a coping mechanism to replace the actual external moral influence of a parent or authority figure because the person hasn't developed an actual moral set of behaviors or decision making processes based on empathy or sympathy. i guess the short story is that people that know how to put themselves into others shoes don't need to have a "voice" telling them to behave well, instead they have to make an excuse to behave badly and can experience distress if they can't justify their bad behavior to themselves. this is the opposite of where Lucas is at.

all that being said, i'm not a psychologist or anything, and it's been years since i took these classes, i'm sure there are some people on here that can describe what i'm getting at better.
 

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people generally do not externalize a moral compass, they develop it based on internalizing the behaviors that make up a good person by providing both the reasoning and emotional well being of a healthy psyche that sympathizes and empathizes with others, and the desire to be treated well by others. the development point of a small child of around 8 is when they begin to stop doing bad things because of punishments and instead see themselves in someone else's shoes - this ability to empathize with others is a key formative value that separates people like sociopaths from typical people that are more developed.

when i was attending POST (police academy basically), criminology makes it very clear that people that commit crimes aren't just "evil" or something without conscious thought like an animal. instead many criminal reason out their crime because they either distinctly seek a selfish desire to get ahead (lack of empathy) or discount the experiences of others in relation to themselves (lack of sympathy). outside of that you get into seriously deranged people.

needing to externalize (having a "voice" that tells you how to behave) morality i think i remember being mentioned as a coping mechanism to replace the actual external moral influence of a parent or authority figure because the person hasn't developed an actual moral set of behaviors or decision making processes based on empathy or sympathy. i guess the short story is that people that know how to put themselves into others shoes don't need to have a "voice" telling them to behave well, instead they have to make an excuse to behave badly and can experience distress if they can't justify their bad behavior to themselves. this is the opposite of where Lucas is at.

all that being said, i'm not a psychologist or anything, and it's been years since i took these classes, i'm sure there are some people on here that can describe what i'm getting at better.
I'm sure you're right about all this, but to be honest when I hear Lucas talk about any sort of external voice that he hears, I can't help but think of his auditory delusions from his schizophrenia. I'd never read what was posted here, but it sounds like once again he's trying to logic away his shyness, logic away his inability to approach girls, because he's too moral, he's just too good.

The videos he makes now and the way he thought then really aren't all that different. He sees himself as the only moral actor in a universe of incredibly immoral people enjoying life, while he suffers but simultaneously pats himself on the back for being the superior moral actor. It's an interesting mix of superiority complex, narcissism, and deep-seated insecurities.

As has been said before, I actually don't think these pleasing lies Lucas tells himself are all that successful at giving him the denial of reality that he wants. Someone mentioned earlier how desperately he wants to be a man, to be manly, but the anger arises from him ultimately knowing that he's not. I think this is true with the moral superiority as well.

Edit: or at least it's true when he's more lucid. During his manic episodes he seems fully to believe.
 
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wenttobermuda

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I'm sure you're right about all this, but to be honest when I hear Lucas talk about any sort of external voice that he hears, I can't help but think of his auditory delusions from his schizophrenia. I'd never read what was posted here, but it sounds like once again he's trying to logic away his shyness, logic away his inability to approach girls, because he's too moral, he's just too good.

The videos he makes now and the way he thought then really aren't all that different. He sees himself as the only moral actor in a universe of incredibly immoral people enjoying life, while he suffers but simultaneously pats himself on the back for being the superior moral actor. It's an interesting mix of superiority complex, narcissism, and deep-seated insecurities.

As has been said before, I actually don't think these pleasing lies Lucas tells himself are all that successful at giving him the denial of reality that he wants. Someone mentioned earlier how desperately he wants to be a man, to be manly, but the anger arises from him ultimately knowing that he's not. I think this is true with the moral superiority as well.
Interesting observation. I read it similar to you, maybe darker.

It's part ego saving device, wherein he tries to assert moral superiority and sexual desireability while explaining his inceldom and pedo tendencies; and part explanation of how he talks himself out of committing sex crimes.

He could ball all these girls, and maybe he wants to because he's a man(!), and they want him, too, but he doesn't, because he's a good guy...and it kind of sucks to be a good guy...and he has to constantly remind himself to be a good guy.

As @Club Sandwich observed, that's not how a "good guy" thinks.

In light of his "I'M NOT MANLY? I'LL FUCK A GIRL SO HARD!" comments, this is pretty dark. Like: "I'M NOT MORAL? I'D FUCK A GIRL SO HARD!" As if there were any mystery as to what's on his mind.

Or if he's a predator. Just a very feeble one.
 

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There's the added step with Lucas that we know the girls he really wants to approach are underage and illegal. I think in Lucas' eyes, he already sees himself as the moral good guy because he knows to avoid those girls and is fighting those urges. Lucas is aware that he's the town pedo and has this following of hate, which is deserved. He also knows it's over for him... even if Lucas had a decent job and nice place to live, his reputation is shattered and a woman would need to be insane or desperate to trust him.

Thus, I think his constant 18-24 zoomer bae shit is coping. He knows full well he has 0 chance of ever getting one of these girls to like him. It's all a distraction from a broken life and Lucas may as well make an ass of himself and be a "comedian" because what else is there.

I feel for Lucas because I'm similar to him with a lot of this (mainly not the pedo stuff). It really hurts being known as the mentally ill pathetic loser that will never have love in your life. But, you have to make the most of what you have and not compound your errors... which Lucas sadly always does.
 

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Part of me really hopes someone in the SOFALAW group intervenes because he's completely out of control today. I can't upload videos from Instagram but the dude is more unhinged than I've ever seen before. He's literally sitting by a jogging trail waiting for "a Gen Z chick to come by alone."

Terrifying.
This is Lucas porn brain at work here. I think he came to think of the recurring porn trope where a guy heads out to the jogging trail, encounters girl who has sprained her ankle and ask if he could massage her and then fucks are given and received.
 

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This is Lucas porn brain at work here. I think he came to think of the recurring porn trope where a guy heads out to the jogging trail, encounters girl who has sprained her ankle and ask if he could massage her and then fucks are given and received.
.....in lucas's case his plan is similar to king of the hill where bill got obsessed with a female jogger running past the alley every morning that he started digging holes all over the road hoping she would twist her ankle in one of them and was standing nearby with a bunch of medical gear waiting to jump in the second it happened and use it as his opening

I can totally see lucas doing exactly that sort of thing to find a reason to get creepy with one of the joggers
 

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WA is open-carry and concealed with a license, yeah? Is Werner going far enough off the rails to wind up on the wrong side of that sometime? I've read he's got a reputation as a massive pussy, but I have to wonder how long his antics will continue until they become more imminently dangerous.
 
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Lucas grows more hilarious and dangerous by the day. Each morning he rises at the homeless shelter and wanders the streets like an erect, schizo ghost promises new madness and laughs. It is truly an exciting time to be a Wernologist.

Yet, while we watch his degeneration and wait for his inevitable hospitalization and/or arrest, there is still much work to be done in ancient Wernology.

An early Twitter account of Lucas's has been located. It is about as riveting as you'd expect a small, euphoric atheist account from 2010 to be. It can, however, help Wernologists trace Lucas's spectacular decline over time. This may be of interest to future generations of Wernologists, even if it doesn't shed too much light on his current rampage.

But anyway, there was once a time when Lucas was just an unremarkable fat tard who thought Dawkins was rad...

Before he stalked jogging paths for Zoomer poonaner, and shouted on street corners about literally eating and excreting vaginas, Lucas liked to participate in the then popular atheist community. He was one of many such fat speds on the margins.

Note that according to reports from this era (and thirst Tweets linked to this account) he may've used atheism as a mating strategy. He was apparently banned from atheist groups for creeper behavior even back then.

Yet, he seems sincere enough, and Lucas's sexually menacing signatures are absent from his earlier output. No Fibonacci numbers, no telomeres, no fertile Zoomer poonaners, no rants about ageists, just good old fashioned neckbeard atheism. He also expressed interest in Occupy, and what were at the time edgy liberal politics.

He made atheist themed bumper stickers and promoted them on Twitter; he also promoted his tragically lost websites.

He seldom was able to find Christians to argue with, and he reserved his greatest scorn for agnostics. Interestingly enough, he claimed to have been an agnostic for 15 years before seeing the light. This suggests a curious Saul on the Road to Damascus moment.

During this period, Lucas also acknowledged the mental health diagnosis associated with his first hospitalization in 2000 (bi-polar 2 w/ schizotypal) and debuted the claim that one cannot be an atheist and mentally ill.

Though characteristically angry, juvenile, dumb and derivative, Lucas was at least more or less coherent and generally socially appropriate.

I believe the timeline suggests that following his break up, incarceration, and homelessness, he rapidly assumed the form we recognize today and love to laugh at. A comparison to his current social media output illustrates how much worse he's grown over time.

One can only imagine what form he will assume at the end of this current saga, or how awful he'll be if he makes it another 10 years.



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I'd like to think my fiancee is at least a 9. Most of us here I believe have earned everything they got even if they are millionaires. Hard work and perseverance is anathema to people like Lucas who want everything handed to them.
Couldn't agree more. Still I cannot help but thinking that, if Lucas would put as much effort in looking for a job as he does in finding his zoomer bae, then maybe he wouldn't be a homeless bum.