Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

mothman96

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and he's lying through his teeth in that video. If he had been exposed to pepper spray or tear gas in any form he wouldn't be making a video about it, he'd be in a corner reeing in agonizing pain because hes too stupid to go to the hospital to get that shit washed off properly. That stuff is no joke and is painful as fuck and isn't something you just shrug off at all. The stuff with the 'black girl' didn't happen either. Way too convenient. Goes to a BLM riot and happens to meet a black chick who doesn't run screaming the other direction and actually takes his number? Yeah, sure, that totally happened. Its not like he has a long history about making shit like this up specifically about black chicks
Agree, he is lying. After he read the comments here about him getting tear gassed etc. he made up the story to give himself clout. Oh and after all the raving psycho fits he throws because girls have boyfriends, he meets a black chick that has a boyfriend, buys her lunch and gives her his phone no. Nope again.
 

mothman96

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Hey Lucas, you want to hear more black voices? Here's how you can get it done. Go up to the next young black person you see. If it's a girl yell nigga, don't be greedy with the pussy so fuck me . If it's a guy yell nigga don't be greedy hoarding the girls, give me one. You will be hearing much, much more black voices after that.
 
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klickitat

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Hey Lucas, you want to hear more black voices? Here's how you can get it done. Go up to the next young black person you see. If it's a girl yell nigga, don't be greedy with the pussy so fuck me . If it's a guy yell nigga don't be greedy hoarding the girls, give me one. You will be hearing much, much more black voices after that.
My favorite part was where he pretends to not have any idea what's going on or why there are protests and is all "something about some Floyd guy...i dunno..." but he does it with that weird grimace and avoiding eye contact that tells you he's:

A. Looking around to make sure nobody can overhear and beat his ass.
B. Is trying to be an Internet Comedian but even he knows the joke he's trying isn't funny and see A.
 

Stafford Beer Bong

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and he's lying through his teeth in that video. If he had been exposed to pepper spray or tear gas in any form he wouldn't be making a video about it, he'd be in a corner reeing in agonizing pain because hes too stupid to go to the hospital to get that shit washed off properly. That stuff is no joke and is painful as fuck and isn't something you just shrug off at all. The stuff with the 'black girl' didn't happen either. Way too convenient. Goes to a BLM riot and happens to meet a black chick who doesn't run screaming the other direction and actually takes his number? Yeah, sure, that totally happened. Its not like he has a long history about making shit like this up specifically about black chicks
Absolutely agreed. He may have had some incidental contact with a black girl, just a glance and a passing word, but he has conflated that insignificant moment in his mind to a whole afternoon with a new friend having lunch and exchanging phone numbers.

There is no way any of that happened.

The “tells” in the story that expose it as bullshit is it contains all the classic Wernerworld tropes; i.e. that she had a boyfriend (of course, all girls have boyfriends in Wenerworld) but Lucas worked his magic and bought her food to win her over (another staple aspect of his formula) and they exchanged numbers. Also he says her boyfriend was white, hmmm... Lucas is white, so you know *wink wink, nudge nudge* he has a chance to steal her away (another aspect of the Wernerworld delusion).

My guess is he blended into the crowd of protestors and in that moment felt like he was part of a group for an afternoon, hence the genuine smile he had relating his bs story.
 

PrincessKidana

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I have been trying to do my part in all of this so Lucas kind of fell by the wayside but the shit that pisses me off most of all is that he couldn't even be bothered to learn the name of the man that died or where it happened. He stumbled over those words and tries to sound like an ally but if any of the protesters he shadowed today knew the shit he says in his videos, they would have beat his ass themselves.
 

PrincessKidana

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It seems like if his story about the girl was true he would be bitching she didn't give it up he did buy her a burger and all that, she owes him in his eyes. With all the bitching he does there's no way he would meet a girl, buy her something and not bitch about it.
Plus, she dared talk to him despite having a boyfriend. He takes particular offense to that. He rants almost daily about how women with boyfriends shouldn't even talk to him.
 

The Original DEP

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Pranced out like a prince.

Press X to doubt.
Let's pretend for a second that he's being honest about how today went down. So with how much the left and socialism are supposedly important to him, and how much he cares about social justice and worships Bernie and AOC, despite the death itself and the riots and the looting, it was a beautiful day because he bought lunch and got a number from a black girl who told him she has a boyfriend. I'd love to hear him try to explain away his massive hypocrisy.

BTW, I actually think that it's totally possible that a version of what he said actually happened. He very well could have stumbled into a conversation with a black girl, offer her lunch (to which she most likely said "if you want to bring me something go ahead but I have a boyfriend") and then proceed to follow her around until she gives him a fake number to get him to go away.

Rule of acquisition 121: 'everything is for sale, even friendship'

Except in this case lucas wants a meth bae as payment. It really shows he doesn't have principles beyond 'do anything to get what I want' as he associates with meth heads if it benefits him while ranting about drugs and trying to blackmail users and dealers (gee I wonder what slugger would think of the reason he got thrown out of his fartbox) Lucas spending any time around meth head tweakers is a bad situation waiting to happen. Especially one clearly fucked up enough to be sliced up like that, shows he has a history of shit. It can be real easy to set off those types so lucas had best behave himself unless he wants to end up risking a trip to the hospital
This is a stretch I know, but I had a weird thought while listening to The Wern rattle on about the not so slavery company he keeps now that he is homeless. If Lucas was presented with the opportunity, let's say an addict is desperate for a fix and needs cash, to literally buy a little girl, I think he would absolutely do it. It's a scary thought because while I think he doesn't have the balls to kidnap a child or molest a kid he finds wondering around a park, I don't think he'd be able to pass up an opportunity to procure a pet 5 year old girl. Like I said, I know it's a stretch, but it's not unheard of for a serious addict desperate for a fix to pawn off their own or someone else's child.

Out of the ways that the Lucas Werner Saga could come to its conclusion, I'd put the odds at about 1 in 1000, but that's saying something. Like, I can honestly say that there is 0% chance that presented the opportunity, I would not purchase a human being, but I don't think I can say that for Clam Hand Luke here.
 

Da Dude123

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Yeah, I definitely think he would be pissed if he spent some of his tard bucks on a girl and he found out she had a boyfriend. He would be mooing about that. And what a prick! Not even knowing who George Floyd is being at the demonstration. He is such a piece of shit. I am not sure if that was him joking or he really had no idea. He is so stupid and wrapped up in his own world that he may not have. He is too busy wondering "Where the women at?".

Plus, she dared talk to him despite having a boyfriend. He takes particular offense to that. He rants almost daily about how women with boyfriends shouldn't even talk to him.
 

Mertor

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No. If he ever kidnaps or rapes someone she will be under 10 years old because he's a coward.
Don't be so sure. Judging by Lucas abilities in fighting and his general condition, if there would be a fierce battle between 10 years old girl defending herself and Lucas who wants to kidnap her I have to tell you that I am not sure, who has biggest chances of wining this scuffle.
 

klickitat

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Never thought I’d see a man brag about being a simp 😂

The CS gas story is total crap.

I’d love to see what BLM thought of his frequent dropping of n-bombs.
It makes sense, though.

Remember last winter/fall when he had the small series that both bitched about "Mr. Steal Your Chick" and going on about how he was so smooth with the ladies that if you talked to him while your girlfriend was there he'd totally steal her from you with his excellent flirting and phone number giving skills?

The, "I met a black chick who had a boyfriend and bought her dinner and gave her my phone number" is exactly that kind of fantasy and he thinks it's hard to disprove because of extra crowds present.