Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

mothman96

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Question:

It's been more than 3 days, right? How is Lucas still plodding around the HOC like he owns the place?
Thats a good question. Makes me question if the whole thing was bs. either way they won't let him be an idiot around there forever. if he isn't careful he'll get himself kicked out again
I'd say the Spokane Pedo Freak is playing HOC, giving the person who runs the place a "sob story" of how his feet still "hurt".
 

Particle Bored

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I hope Lucas doesnt get murdered at HOC. We're already getting to see what it would be like if he died there. I'm just wondering if ghost-Lucas, wandering the halls of House of Charity at all hours, oblivious to his surroundings, rambling into his phone, would smell better or worse than live Lucas.
 
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klickitat

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I hope Lucas doesnt get murdered at HOC. We're already getting to see what it would be like if he died there. I'm just wondering if ghost-Lucas, wandering the halls of House of Charity at all hours, oblivious to his surroundings, rambling into his phone, would smell better or worse than live Lucas.
Staff and residents will start reporting hearing distant yells of, "WHERE THE WOMEN AT?!" and "GREEDMONGER!" in the bathroom and quiet sobbing in bunk 13 for years to come.
 

Da Dude123

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But next week he will walk 4 miles of goldorfs podcast to show everyone what a man he is. This while telling HOC that he needs to stay in cause his feet hurt and all he can do is walk to the weed store.

I'd say the Spokane Pedo Freak is playing HOC, giving the person who runs the place a "sob story" of how his feet still "hurt".
 

WonderWino

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I hope Lucas doesnt get murdered at HOC. We're already getting to see what it would be like if he died there. I'm just wondering if ghost-Lucas, wandering the halls of House of Charity at all hours, oblivious to his surroundings, rambling into his phone, would smell better or worse than live Lucas.
Plus he would probably go full force ghost greybeard obi wan and try to groom the next resident of bunk 13 to be his host body or to bring him a child so he could be reborn like in ghostbusters 2

'I, lucas werner, the scourge of the house of charity, the sorrow of spokane command you: bring me a zoomer bae so that I might live again. Now is the season of greybeards'

All the while trapping the hobo residents and staff within the HOC by covering it with a dome made of thick layers of telomerase
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert

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Lucas's most recent Instagram videos are back to ultra ego, telling everyone that the reason they don't give him phone numbers is because he would take all the women forever, always...and everyone knows that.

He insists that the reason he doesn't go up to women is because when 6 women are together he would easily get all of them but he's not that kind of a guy so that's what stops him from talking to even one.

It's amazing how he Cycles between suicide and this level of ego all in one day.

I find this Mania confidence even more hilarious than his depression.

Questions for Lucas: if you're so Mac Daddy and so cocky, why do you need teenage boys to give you phone numbers? Expend some of that bravado and GET YOUR OWN WOMEN.

He's decided that younger men can't compete because theyre "playing daddy" but he's the genuine article, a real husband and father.

He chides guys for calling women bitches.

You know what? I think we might just have a video of Lucas somewhere in the archives calling women bitchez. Just one, you know not millions or anything.
 
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WonderWino

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Lucas's most recent Instagram videos are back to ultra ego, telling everyone that the reason they don't give him phone numbers is because he would take all the women forever, always...and everyone knows that.

He insists that the reason he doesn't go up to women is because when 6 women are together he would easily get all of them but he's not that kind of a guy so that's what stops him from talking to even one.

It's amazing how he Cycles between suicide and this level of ego all in one day.

I find this Mania confidence even more hilarious than his depression.
I mean he isn't entirely wrong in that belief. If he went up to a group of women like that it would easy to get them all

.....Get them all reaching into their purse for their pepper spray
 

Stafford Beer Bong

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I like how it never occurs to Lucas that grouping all Gen Z girls into this homogenous category of “communist” is just like saying “all Mexicans are lazy” or “all blacks steal“. He does this with everyone he comes across, lumps them into broad, unwavering categories. It’s the same kind of stereotyping used by people incapable of nuanced thought, and it’s integral to understanding Lucas’s schizo thinking. For Lucas’s so called “intellectual superiority“ it‘s quite an indictment of the “depth“ of his thinking.
 
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klickitat

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That's it, I'm werned out for the day.

"If you act like a doting father, it turns 'em on every time" did me in. Just--fucking ew, dude.

Also, is his full stupid rambling mess about his idea for how government should work archived here (or anywhere else)? It was called The Assembly on the cuteolderdaddy.weebly.com site, but the Wayback Machine didn't have it archived.

It's so fucking stupid it seems a shame to not have it posted somewhere in full.

Edit: I decided to try and slog through that godawful 7 page manifesto from his original page and it's such a clusterfuck of nonsense, but this particular bit of disconnected thoughts really stood out: "Kids will make you sicker than adults. You need a man, not a boy. Parenthood isn't easy. I hope your immune system can take babies with diarrhea because I have no kids and am open to being called Daddy. Your choice. I'm available."
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert

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That's it, I'm werned out for the day.

"If you act like a doting father, it turns 'em on every time" did me in. Just--fucking ew, dude.

Also, is his full stupid rambling mess about his idea for how government should work archived here (or anywhere else)? It was called The Assembly on the cuteolderdaddy.weebly.com site, but the Wayback Machine didn't have it archived.

It's so fucking stupid it seems a shame to not have it posted somewhere in full.
You have done so much for the cause of Wernology, @klickitat , you're the thread all-star.

Cheers.
 

telemeres69

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So Lucas has confirmed he's still banned from the bars and clubs in Spokane, and in true Lucas fashion is still salty about it, and is claiming everyone hates Spokane because he can't get a girlfriend. Apparently the crying video was meant to make people feel sorry for him for being an incel, and maybe even remove the bans from places he's been booted from last year. Must suck to have nowhere to prey on women huh creep
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert

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That's it, I'm werned out for the day.

"If you act like a doting father, it turns 'em on every time" did me in. Just--fucking ew, dude.

Also, is his full stupid rambling mess about his idea forg how government should work archived here (or anywhere else)? It was called The Assembly on the cuteolderdaddy.weebly.com site, but the Wayback Machine didn't have it archived.

It's so fucking stupid it seems a shame to not have it posted somewhere in full.

Edit: I decided to try and slog through that godawful 7 page manifesto from his original page and it's such a clusterfuck of nonsense, but this particular bit of disconnected thoughts really stood out: "Kids will make you sicker than adults. You need a man, not a boy. Parenthood isn't easy. I hope your immune system can take babies with diarrhea because I have no kids and am open to being called Daddy. Your choice. I'm available."
His condescension makes him SOOOO happy; at 5:58 when he says "we haven't evolved, children" in such a smug way....it tells you what this is all about.

I don't even know if Lucas would know what to do with a girlfriend.

But he wants one, preferably one who's already taken, so that he can prove his superiority to the man he took her from.

This is all women are to him.

Indicators of manhood.

PS He really seems to be getting alot of use out of that DS, huh?
 
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Coach McGuirk

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His condescension makes him SOOOO happy; at 5:58 when he says "we haven't evolved, children" in such a smug way....it tells you what this is all about.

I don't even know if Lucas would know what to do with a girlfriend.

But he wants one, preferably one who's already taken, so that he can prove his superiority to the man he took her from.

This is all women are to him.

Indicators of manhood.

PS He really seems to be getting alot of use out of that DS, huh?
I think that's exactly it, Lucas can't see anything else wrong with his life except the fact that he doesn't have a Zooomer GF. If he magically found one I think his brain would break under the pressure of finding something else to complain about.

It's pretty much confirmed that he's looking for a girl with an appartment, because he not only wants zoomer pussy, he wants zoomer housing.
He's trying to kill two birds with one stone, but I'm pretty sure this guy is to slow to even pick up the rock. We can assume his future plan doesn't involve much besides gen Z sex.
 

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Plus he would probably go full force ghost greybeard obi wan and try to groom the next resident of bunk 13 to be his host body or to bring him a child so he could be reborn like in ghostbusters 2

'I, lucas werner, the scourge of the house of charity, the sorrow of spokane command you: bring me a zoomer bae so that I might live again. Now is the season of greybeards'

All the while trapping the hobo residents and staff within the HOC by covering it with a dome made of thick layers of telomerase
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Club Sandwich

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I got bored and dug through the wayback machine to put his old, embarrassing sites back online (or, as much as I could find archived).
he's wearing the mask upside down and improperly not covering his nose. i've noticed that many people that are "soft handed" and never performed skilled labor don't know how to use PPE properly if it isn't an explicit feature of their job. while some people are correctable, somehow i doubt Lucas is open to instruction.

I decided to try and slog through that godawful 7 page manifesto from his original page and it's such a clusterfuck of nonsense, but this particular bit of disconnected thoughts really stood out: "Kids will make you sicker than adults. You need a man, not a boy. Parenthood isn't easy. I hope your immune system can take babies with diarrhea because I have no kids and am open to being called Daddy. Your choice. I'm available."
men take care of themselves and have spare resources to care for others. they manage their affairs with confidence and work through adversity. this means they try to avoid leeching off of others (even by proxy via government subsidy) when possible. this is why men tend to avoid counseling or medical treatment if it's avoidable. this is why men ask for promotions at work, work longer hours, and seek out lucrative (and often dangerous) lines of work because that means better resources for his family - securing them in a world on uncertainty with security (financial and otherwise).

guess what Lucas can't/won't do? guess what Lucas cannot provide and every single woman can see this fault at a glance?

there's something to be said for women that want to rehabilitate a man, because they see something in him - the potential to improve and grow and so on. a "broken bird" so to speak. it doesn't always work out, but at least it can be understood why some women are attracted to that.

Lucas lacks that quality because he's an insufferably smug asshole that has the double-whammy of being self righteously self-important and so astonishingly incompetent that he cannot see his own causes of failure and learn to improve. this ultimately makes him a permanent failure at life and anathema to improvement even to the "broken bird" nurturers.

nobody wants to associate, much less date or marry, a smug loser that can't even manage his own illnesses or housing or money or emotions. not even in desperate countries that still marry off daughters for resources or status because Lucas has neither. not even in socialist republics because almost by definition, people must work for the state government to generate the resources for distribution - homeless layabouts are not tolerated and are actively suppressed.

only in some kind of bizarre post-scarcity economy where status is determined by how big of a lardbody you are can Lucas have some sort of positive status. and even then, other men are more appreciated because they have an even temperament instead of being an off-meds schizo.
 
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Junkail

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If he stays there long enough it'll probably happen sooner or later. I'd bet money on him having been threatened a few times at least. Hence his expression when called out during the video and the fact he was doing videos so far out of downtown spokane for awhile

and yet again the simpsons predicted lucas. this is exactly the kind of video i'd expect him to try to make at some point....only his would be more disjointed and include references to zoomers and communism thrown in somewhere

At a minimum they got his age, appearance, fartbox, rapid aging, showing up at little girls girl guide meetings and the womens reaction to seeing him irl spot on

If the Simpsons can predict Werner, then the only thing left is for him to star in a movie.