Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

telemeres69

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He's lucky nobody has complained about him recording them in his videos, as hilarious as it is hearing hobos groaning and shitting in the background of his videos
I can think of four possibilities for that statement:

1. By 'meds' he is referring to weed and is trying to be ironic or funny or some stupid shit, hence smoking a joint in the pic. Not to mention he's proving to be an even bigger idiot because weed is a big no no for schizos and will make him more unstable
2. His behavior has been noticed enough by people at HOC to complain enough that HOC made an issue of it with whoever his tard wrangler is and threats were made to go back on the meds or he'll be hospitalized for his outbursts and forced to take them
3. Lucas actually had some degree of self realization and figured out he really does have a mental illness and that being unmedicated is both harming his mental state and is a contributing to his not finding a zoomer bae
4. He is lying and saying he is, not because he believes they are necessary but because he thinks he is being clever by saying it so word gets out that he is 'back on his meds' and therefore is 'good' dating material

I think it goes without saying that option 3 is extremely unlikely as it would require accepting criticism and self reflection. Option 4 requires a greater level of intelligence to concieive of such a plan than lucas has, not that it would work anyway

I suspect 1 and 2 are about equally possible. Given all the comments in his direction during his last few videos I wouldn't be surprised to find out his behavior is starting to be disruptive or is leading to others being disruptive. He may have even tried to report people for 'harassing him' during his videos only to have it backfire on him, be told the admin agrees with them and to get back on the meds and stop being disruptive or else he'd be kicked out. Fits his MO and they do have a known history of kicking him out, plus their patience has its limits for people like lucas
 

wenttobermuda

Wernologist
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More schitzo imaginings.
Maybe, but maybe not. I suspect Lucas was the victim of countless "a-homo-says-whats" in the 90s. Lucas's great discomfort with being called "gay" is a product of his experience.

Gay creep.

We have evidence that Lucas has been trolled by girls since he was 6. One of his first "dream girls" invited everyone in the class to her party, except for Lucas, because nothing ever changes and fuck Lucas. He wept, having realized his lot in life; his mommy fed him ice cream as an alternative to parenting; and he lumbered on to his next cartoonish heartbreak.

34 years passed, but very little happened. A blur of catfish, the same trick played out ad infinitum.

And now Lucas films himself screaming "GEN Z! WHERE ARE THE WOMEN AT? WHERE ARE THE PARTIES AT? FUCK YOUR BIGOTRY!" and hopefully shares it with the world.

Still the kid who wanted the invite most, and the only one who didn't receive it.
 

WonderWino

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More schitzo imaginings.
Very telling imaginings at that. It speaks volumes that even his own subconscious keeps questioning if he is gay. Like i've said, for someone who is adamant about not being gay he sure goes on about it alot

and all this talk lucas has been doing about going to college to go to parties reminds me of that scene in american pie 2 when everybody is playing cards and jim asks them 'so are we the cool older guys or the creepy older guys that still want to hang out around high school parties'

People would be thinking the same thing about lucas real quick. and itgoes without saying that would be his dream goal - to be invited to a high school party full of 18 year olds that he could provide 'legal' alcohol and 'legal' pot so he would be 'popular' and bribe himself into some 18 year old high school girls pants
 

AbraCadaver

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True & Honest Fan
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Maybe, but maybe not. I suspect Lucas was the victim of countless "a-homo-says-whats" in the 90s. Lucas's great discomfort with being called "gay" is a product of his experience.

Gay creep.

We have evidence that Lucas has been trolled by girls since he was 6. One of his first "dream girls" invited everyone in the class to her party, except for Lucas, because nothing ever changes and fuck Lucas. He wept, having realized his lot in life; his mommy fed him ice cream as an alternative to parenting; and he lumbered on to his next cartoonish heartbreak.

34 years passed, but very little happened. A blur of catfish, the same trick played out ad infinitum.

And now Lucas films himself screaming "GEN Z! WHERE ARE THE WOMEN AT? WHERE ARE THE PARTIES AT? FUCK YOUR BIGOTRY!" and hopefully shares it with the world.

Still the kid who wanted the invite most, and the only one who didn't receive it.
Mum also helped cement his entitlement with women, I think. When she posted about his rejection from that party, her defence was “my little Lucas loved that girl sooooo MUCH and he didn’t get an invite and it was so unfair!”

The idea that if a boy takes a romantic interest in a girl, he’s automatically entitled to her time and attention, is one I bet she passed down to Lucas. Also how the fuck IN LOVE could he have been, he was six fukken years old
 

GleamingTheQ-Bert

Christian Slaterkin
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Guarantee Lucas was even creepier as a kid.

What little socialization he has now, which isnt much mind you, was absent then.

Yes, it's likely that his sex drive wasn't as pointed as a 6 year old, but who knows.

I could see Lucas being the sort of kid who was a little too into "playing doctor", with girls or boys, to the point where other kids were forbidden to play with him.

He has such sick ideas about sex.

Sure, some of that is porn, but not all of it.

Some of it is his innate perversity.
 

telemeres69

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Lucas: "I only eat once a day"

Also Lucas: "Here's multiple videos every other day showing me eating multiple portions at multiple restaurants. This is what a date with me is like gen z"

Lucas" "We hate the money in power"

Also Lucas: "I'm trying to impress chicks. Heres me eating the second most expensive food on the menu"
Mum also helped cement his entitlement with women, I think. When she posted about his rejection from that party, her defence was “my little Lucas loved that girl sooooo MUCH and he didn’t get an invite and it was so unfair!”

The idea that if a boy takes a romantic interest in a girl, he’s automatically entitled to her time and attention, is one I bet she passed down to Lucas. Also how the fuck IN LOVE could he have been, he was six fukken years old
 

klickitat

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God, I'm still trawling through what the wayback machine has of his websites and came across this gem (which is up in full context on virtualwern.com).

"Incest is illegal. Pedophilia is illegal. Raising consent for males to 35 will mean younger men will have to think about anything other than sex. The talent busting out of these Stevie Wonders and Galileoi. Warp drives and real rock n roll again. The Second Rennaisance of science and sound. Ted Talk replaces religion. We get these young men on it and put the young ladies in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant eating a meal made by her Wolfgang Puck / Paul Bunyan hybridization of a man like me treating you like a queen. Me. If you allowed me to respect you as you deserve."

I'm not sure which is worse, the "barefoot and pregnant" comment or the fact that he thinks he's a hybrid of Wolfgang Puck and Paul Bunyan.

Bitch boy can't cook for shit, that's proven by every photo he's ever posted of food he's cooked, and he sure hasn't done even a full shift's work of manual labor in his flabby life.

Got a few evening errands to run and I'll see if he's got any more disgusting food or sobbing or bathroom videos posted then throw that goddamned nonsense together into an even longer string of nonsense.
 

WonderWino

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Guarantee Lucas was even creepier as a kid.

What little socialization he has now, which isnt much mind you, was absent then.

Yes, it's likely that his sex drive wasn't as pointed as a 6 year old, but who knows.

I could see Lucas being the sort of kid who was a little too into "playing doctor", with girls or boys, to the point where other kids were forbidden to play with him.

He has such sick ideas about sex.

Sure, some of that is porn, but not all of it.

Some of it is his innate perversity.
Indeed, he barely has a filter and even the most basic social skills at 40. as a kid he must have really creeped people out

On that note i'm just waiting for a 'look at the flowers' meme with lucas and his mother to inevitably pop up if his mother ever finally flips out on him
 

wenttobermuda

Wernologist
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Guarantee Lucas was even creepier as a kid.

What little socialization he has now, which isnt much mind you, was absent then.

Yes, it's likely that his sex drive wasn't as pointed as a 6 year old, but who knows.

I could see Lucas being the sort of kid who was a little too into "playing doctor", with girls or boys, to the point where other kids were forbidden to play with him.

He has such sick ideas about sex.

Sure, some of that is porn, but not all of it.

Some of it is his innate perversity.
I wish we had more primary sources on Lucas's childhood and adolescence. I'm always curious about new avenues of mockery.

Lucas was probably the kind of little boy that other little boys refused to play with, and all the little girls avoided. Nothing ever changes.

Lucashasn't socially developed since puberty. He spectacularly failed his transition into adulthood, and is now the world's oldest teenage boy.

It's a mistake to think of him as an adult. No, he still at that stage where he wants to be seen as a grown man, and taken care of by his mommy.
 

A whole lotta nope

Es stultior asino
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I knew it was too good to be true when he said he was going to go back on his meds. This dumb shit needs insulin and antipsychotics, not weed. God forbid he do ANYTHING to take care of himself. He seems to think he's invincible. I wonder how long it will be until they have to take his feet because he refused to treat his diabetes. The ladies will really be flockin' to him then.
 

GleamingTheQ-Bert

Christian Slaterkin
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He's justifying his binges by acting as if they're a way of impressing a girl.

He just ate a whole pizza by himself; any normal person would be stuffed, and his first post-dinner impulse is.....go get a large steak somewhere else.

This is pure overeating.

Lucas thinks a teenage girl will be impressed by this bingeing?

How? Why?

Any normal person who's not obsessed with food to an unhealthy degree would be disgusted by this.

You know Lucas's "This is what a date with me is like"?

Take that literally: Burping, farting, licking fingers, eating what falls on the floor, and (and somehow this really bugs me!) talking about other food, MORE FOOD, different food, while eating!!!!

He has to titillate his gut with thoughts of more food while bingeing.

Lucas is, I think we can conclusively say, A COMPULSIVE OVEREATER.
 

wenttobermuda

Wernologist
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He's justifying his binges by acting as if they're a way of impressing a girl.

He just ate a whole pizza by himself; any normal person would be stuffed, and his first post-dinner impulse is.....go get a large steak somewhere else.

This is pure overeating.

Lucas thinks a teenage girl will be impressed by this bingeing?

How? Why?

Any normal person who's not obsessed with food to an unhealthy degree would be disgusted by this.

You know Lucas's "This is what a date with me is like"?

Take that literally: Burping, farting, licking fingers, eating what falls on the floor, and (and somehow this really bugs me!) talking about other food, MORE FOOD, different food, while eating!!!!

He has to titillate his gut with thoughts of more food while bingeing.

Lucas is, I think we can conclusively say, A COMPULSIVE OVEREATER.
Lucas's relationship with food seems more destructive the worse the rest of his life gets.

Lucas uses food to down regulate his negative emotions, and to control his mood. Everything in his life is awful, and he feels the pressure. He keeps it at bay, temporarily, by stuffing himself.

It is a maladaptive strategy, and has not served him well. It has left him a bloated, neurotic diabetic with no distress tolerance. Just a big, fat crying baby with blown out boxers.

He has a similar dynamic with controlled substances. And dare anyone speculate on his use of pornography?

Lucas just wants to feel good, all the time, instantly, and he has several disastrous short cuts.
 

Da Dude123

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Definitely! And him claiming to weigh 238 lbs. No way! He has to be pushing 300 pounds or more. He is a fat ass, plain and simple. He eats multiple times a day. I am assuming HOC serves dinner and maybe breakfast. He is probably not counting the meals he gets there.

Seeing this bum smoking pot and dining on our tax dollars, it is enough to make you mad. Seriously, it would be funny to see this tard get wrangled. He has no plans for getting out of HOC. No saving for an apartment, nothing. Just spend all the tugboat money on weed and fancy meals for one.

Lucas's relationship with food seems more destructive the worse the rest of his life gets.

Lucas uses food to down regulate his negative emotions, and to control his mood. Everything in his life is awful, and he feels the pressure. He keeps it at bay, temporarily, by stuffing himself.

It is a maladaptive strategy, and has not served him well. It has left him a bloated, neurotic diabetic with no distress tolerance. Just a big, fat crying baby with blown out boxers.

He has a similar dynamic with controlled substances. And dare anyone speculate on his use of pornography?

Lucas just wants to feel good, all the time, instantly, and he has several disastrous short cuts.
 

Mitt Doggy Dogg

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Being that I'm over 35, the telomerase in my body is depleting, so if I were to take your hand you'll live longer than if a person under 35 takes your cutie pie little fingers from mine based upon Nobel Prize winning work in telomerase in 2009 concurrent to 2017
Is he saying fucking him will make you live longer, @klickitat virtualwern.com is great
However, if the first date is with a woman under 26, she produces high amounts of progesterone to my low telomerase, which will make she and I live the longest. The trick here is to get women as young as legally allowed by the law under 26 to date me
Wow guess he lives longer too by getting some school chicks
 

WonderWino

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Attempting to be sexy in his crusty soiled underwear. 🤮 View attachment 1420184
Well, that is certainly utterly horrifying. Lucas should be careful about tagging his location at the HOC in pics like that. Thats a good way to end up with people contacting them to complain and they don't want to advertise that its the kind of place where middle aged creeps obsessed with zoomers take pics of themselves in their underwear for the public to see
 

klickitat

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Is he saying fucking him will make you live longer, @klickitat virtualwern.com is great

Wow guess he lives longer too by getting some school chicks
Yeah, for a long time he had memes of himself talking about how having anal or giving him blow jobs will make you live longer Honestly, the best place to go for that rundown of weirdness is @Fatal Walter He's got a 4 part series up on Lucas and specfically goes in on Lucas' ideals.

Cyael has some good ones up on his channel as well.
 

wenttobermuda

Wernologist
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Attempting to be sexy in his crusty soiled underwear. 🤮 View attachment 1420184
That's it. That's Lucas's last, blasted pair of underwear.

That scrap of soiled fabric is all that physically stands between the potential of his balls and dna, and the future.

This is an artifact of terrible power.

How many times has Lucas already urinated in this cursed garment? From diabetic dribbles to schizo spritzes.

How many times has he beat off to teen anal gape porn at HoC, only to tuck his filthy, infected little nub back into his boxers?

How many times has he barely wiped his obese, itching ass, and pulled that damned clothing back on?

And someday, Lucas will lose these underwear, too. They'll be a forgotten luxury, something he brags about once having owned. The future is hobo commando.

It will always get worse.
 
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