Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial chicks

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We all fall into the delicious trap of psychoanalysing Lucas. It’s irresistible and there’s nothing wrong with viewing him through that kind of scope. I do however agree with you when it comes to truly understanding Lücas.

In the past I’ve been very wrong with predicting Lucas’s behaviour, but over the last year I’ve got much better at it. I see myself all the time when observing budding Wernologists both here and on SOFALAW; Lucas shows an upward trend in aggressive/manic behaviour and suddenly its “oooh he’s going to get locked up for this” or “his mom will surely step in”. I smile and wisely shake my head at this naive but enthusiastic observation from students of Wern.

Lucas’s behaviour is not entirely unpredictable. Here are some tips to those newcomers starting to go down the rabbit hole:

1. Wernology requires a total cultural disconnect. If you assume that Wern’s understanding of decency, communication and sex in any way resemble that of your own culture, you’ll get nowhere.

2. The observer effect is strong. We know very well that Lucas reads this thread. How often and how he perceives what is written remains an unanswered question. That said;

3. Just as trying to elicit responses from Lucas can have unsatisfactory/unpredictable consequences, so to can trying to interpret them. Similar to how people interpret a dog’s smile as a sign of happiness (in reality it means many things, including fear), never try and project normal human feelings or experiences onto him. Lucas is a different animal and it is therefore cruel to do so.

4. Leave your morals and emotions at the door or you’re going to get hurt. Studying Lucas can lead to strong feelings of disgust and loathing. You’ll see your political alignment gradually meander North West as you see the Wern as a product of a failed welfare state. You may even become jaded and prejudiced towards others with similar diagnoses to Lucas. This is avoidable by, as my fellow and highly learned Wernologist said in the above quote, taking an anthropological stance.
I guess I'm in the fairly new range, and your post just put into place everything chaotic thing I've been feeling since discovering and watching his videos. But I've got a genuine question on 2. How does Lucas even know about this place. With his age, double digit IQ, and general lack of exposure to technology, his understanding of the internet should be at boomer level - where they believe the internet is composed of just facebook and instagram where all the kids are to do what they do. Also, I guess porn. But how did Lucas even find out about this place, and understand it's a forum that discusses his incel chimp behavior.. it's just hard to believe he'd have enough understanding of the internet and have enough self consciousness to have googled himself
 

klickitat

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I guess I'm in the fairly new range, and your post just put into place everything chaotic thing I've been feeling since discovering and watching his videos. But I've got a genuine question on 2. How does Lucas even know about this place. With his age, double digit IQ, and general lack of exposure to technology, his understanding of the internet should be at boomer level - where they believe the internet is composed of just facebook and instagram where all the kids are to do what they do. Also, I guess porn. But how did Lucas even find out about this place, and understand it's a forum that discusses his incel chimp behavior.. it's just hard to believe he'd have enough understanding of the internet and have enough self consciousness to have googled himself
Pretty sure he figured it out back when he first went viral and was likely linked to it by people who wanted to poke the incel creep trying to orchestrate a boycott of Starbucks because he got banned for leaving a creepy note for the 16 year old who served him his hot chocolate.

He knows how to use the Internet and can at least manage Android based tablets and a Chromebook (he had one for awhile, that's what his laptop was) all right; what he doesn't get is the social aspects of it.

He genuinely thinks that people outside of this website adore him and that it's only a small group of haters on KF that dislike him, that he's a legit social media influencer, that his few thousand 'followers' on Facebook and now on IG and even his Youtube subs are actually his friends.

He's a social moron that doesn't know how to read social cues (including the ones he gives off; he thinks he's truly a suave, charming Don Juan, not a lumbering, wheezy, creep who stares at young women from behind park trash cans), not a technical one...well, apart from him trying to use that old DS he was sent like it had a touch screen. His tech use skills are pretty average, especially for someone in their 40s who hasn't had a job and hasn't had to work with technology since the late 1990s.

He literally cannot tell when someone is making fun of him. People have openly made fun of him in comments and on podcasts (even before his most recent one) and he doesn't get it, he thinks they're being genuinely nice and curious at face value but then, on the flipside, he'll take people who comment on his IG posts with something entirely and completely benign and flip his shit, accusing them of attacking him or making fun of him.

Based on that blog post from his mom from 2012 he's been a social moron since he was a kid and some mysterious (and impossible, she said it got up to 110) fever fried his brain like a little egg, which is why I'm about 100% sure he's autistic (the inability to read social cues, the weird fixations, specifically women half his age and board games, the rigid, inflexible thinking, the inability to understand-NOT a refusal to take responsibility, watch/listen to him long enough and you'll see that there's genuine confusion and actual not understanding why his behavior nets him the hilariously bad end results that it does-why his behavior is considered inappropriate, creepy, or gets him in trouble, the taking what would be a minor social interaction-say, someone smiling if you say hello to them as you pass them on the sidewalk-as a major indicator that that person is in love with him or is at least now his friend, having actual fucking meltdowns that would put any Karen to shame) in addition to being mentally ill and unmedicated. The latter doesn't help with the former.

His mom wildly exaggerating about him having a 108-110 fever for a couple of weeks straight, which is not possible, he would have died within hours or, at most, a day or two if it was that high, she describes a textbook "high functioning", verbal autistic kid.

Edit: Forgot meltdowns when his routine is disrupted.

His last few sets of major meltdowns that weren't "18 year old chicks won't fuck me" were when his routines of shelter hopping for food, actually being allowed into the shelter he was used to going to routinely because of covid, having to stay at the library as temporary shelter and do half his videos in portable toilets, things like that, they were triggered by changes in his usual routine. While changes in routine can make anyone kind of flip out or get a bit snappy, it's usually people who are autistic that go into full on meltdown rages about it.

His last set of rages before he went dark, likely due to losing or breaking his phone, seem to have happened after HoC stopped allowing him to spend days AND nights there when they probably caught on to the fact that despite "needing" to stay there during the day due to having an injured foot, he could somehow also walk around with ease and go outside and walk for miles (while recording) if he got bored.
 
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Pretty sure he figured it out back when he first went viral and was likely linked to it by people who wanted to poke the incel creep trying to orchestrate a boycott of Starbucks because he got banned for leaving a creepy note for the 16 year old who served him his hot chocolate.

He knows how to use the Internet and can at least manage Android based tablets and a Chromebook (he had one for awhile, that's what his laptop was) all right; what he doesn't get is the social aspects of it.

He genuinely thinks that people outside of this website adore him and that it's only a small group of haters on KF that dislike him, that he's a legit social media influencer, that his few thousand 'followers' on Facebook and now on IG and even his Youtube subs are actually his friends.

He's a social moron that doesn't know how to read social cues (including the ones he gives off; he thinks he's truly a suave, charming Don Juan, not a lumbering, wheezy, creep who stares at young women from behind park trash cans), not a technical one...well, apart from him trying to use that old DS he was sent like it had a touch screen. His tech use skills are pretty average, especially for someone in their 40s who hasn't had a job and hasn't had to work with technology since the late 1990s.

He literally cannot tell when someone is making fun of him. People have openly made fun of him in comments and on podcasts (even before his most recent one) and he doesn't get it, he thinks they're being genuinely nice and curious at face value but then, on the flipside, he'll take people who comment on his IG posts with something entirely and completely benign and flip his shit, accusing them of attacking him or making fun of him.

Based on that blog post from his mom from 2012 he's been a social moron since he was a kid and some mysterious (and impossible, she said it got up to 110) fever fried his brain like a little egg, which is why I'm about 100% sure he's autistic (the inability to read social cues, the weird fixations, specifically women half his age and board games, the rigid, inflexible thinking, the inability to understand-NOT a refusal to take responsibility, watch/listen to him long enough and you'll see that there's genuine confusion and actual not understanding why his behavior nets him the hilariously bad end results that it does-why his behavior is considered inappropriate, creepy, or gets him in trouble, the taking what would be a minor social interaction-say, someone smiling if you say hello to them as you pass them on the sidewalk-as a major indicator that that person is in love with him or is at least now his friend, having actual fucking meltdowns that would put any Karen to shame) in addition to being mentally ill and unmedicated. The latter doesn't help with the former.

His mom wildly exaggerating about him having a 108-110 fever for a couple of weeks straight, which is not possible, he would have died within hours or, at most, a day or two if it was that high, she describes a textbook "high functioning", verbal autistic kid.

Edit: Forgot meltdowns when his routine is disrupted.

His last few sets of major meltdowns that weren't "18 year old chicks won't fuck me" were when his routines of shelter hopping for food, actually being allowed into the shelter he was used to going to routinely because of covid, having to stay at the library as temporary shelter and do half his videos in portable toilets, things like that, they were triggered by changes in his usual routine. While changes in routine can make anyone kind of flip out or get a bit snappy, it's usually people who are autistic that go into full on meltdown rages about it.

His last set of rages before he went dark, likely due to losing or breaking his phone, seem to have happened after HoC stopped allowing him to spend days AND nights there when they probably caught on to the fact that despite "needing" to stay there during the day due to having an injured foot, he could somehow also walk around with ease and go outside and walk for miles (while recording) if he got bored.
First of all dude big fan lol. Your channel is where I mostly do the gawking that is the Lucas specimen. I checked out his channel and between his multiple 10 second videos and the 3 part soliloquy he performs unironically in a Snuggie I dipped out to your channel. Interesting insight, I didn't know his mom actually at one point got involved to 1. publicly claim him and 2. provide additional info .. and actually her weird exaggeration to try to explain/justify his lunacy makes complete sense.

I know he does apparently have legit mental illness(es) but his delusional sense of entitlement and rage at the world/persecuted victim incel-ish attitude is not too uncommon and I have a cousin with a sense of really puzzling entitlement and lack of self awareness despite not officially (?) being autistic - though you make very convincing points about Lucas' autism and I'm inclined to agree.. With my cousin, it comes from just being absolutely mediocre but spoiled as fuck and being allowed to act that way. His mom and sister baby him and the source of this.. so I imagine Lucas' mom was similar, which explains his logic defying sense of himself and value. The obsession with <whatever-current-generation that has the girls 18-24) probably comes from all his sense of the world literally just coming from porn
 
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Dusk

Russ Greer is too ugly for Commander Shepard
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How does he think that women would find this even remotely attractive?

You're not just an old coot, Lucas. You are disgusting looking, have poor hygiene, and the world is better off if your genetics die off with you. This is as simple as survival of the fittest. You fail, Lucas. Accept your fate of being the end of your line.
The Chad Jesus:
Long, thick, luscious hair
Actual radical and reformist
Had young female followers
Beloved by many
Influential more than 2000 years after his death
Beloved by his mother, father, and stepdad
Badass with huge balls, sacrificed his life bravely
Never peed himself

The Virgin Lucas:
Stringy, greasy hair
Only gloms onto causes for Zoomer poon, pretends to be compassionate while using slurs, uninterested in helping anyone besides himself
The only young women who care what he has to say are the ones laughing at him
Hated by all
Utterly irrelevant outside of the Farms and Sofalaw
Coward, turns social media into an echo chamber, is a pussy IRL
Has pissed himself repeatedly

I rest my case.
 

wenttobermuda

Yeets the NEET a bae
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If Lucas was an animal, what would he be?
Lucas is an animal.

I deny his humanity.

He is an outcast primate, a scavenger of scraps, seeking to mate with human women.

Cousin to a chimpanzee, but less dignified. And competent. Some degenerate ape.

We all fall into the delicious trap of psychoanalysing Lucas. It’s irresistible and there’s nothing wrong with viewing him through that kind of scope. I do however agree with you when it comes to truly understanding Lücas.

In the past I’ve been very wrong with predicting Lucas’s behaviour, but over the last year I’ve got much better at it. I see myself all the time when observing budding Wernologists both here and on SOFALAW; Lucas shows an upward trend in aggressive/manic behaviour and suddenly its “oooh he’s going to get locked up for this” or “his mom will surely step in”. I smile and wisely shake my head at this naive but enthusiastic observation from students of Wern.

Lucas’s behaviour is not entirely unpredictable. Here are some tips to those newcomers starting to go down the rabbit hole:

1. Wernology requires a total cultural disconnect. If you assume that Wern’s understanding of decency, communication and sex in any way resemble that of your own culture, you’ll get nowhere.

2. The observer effect is strong. We know very well that Lucas reads this thread. How often and how he perceives what is written remains an unanswered question. That said;

3. Just as trying to elicit responses from Lucas can have unsatisfactory/unpredictable consequences, so to can trying to interpret them. Similar to how people interpret a dog’s smile as a sign of happiness (in reality it means many things, including fear), never try and project normal human feelings or experiences onto him. Lucas is a different animal and it is therefore cruel to do so.

4. Leave your morals and emotions at the door or you’re going to get hurt. Studying Lucas can lead to strong feelings of disgust and loathing. You’ll see your political alignment gradually meander North West as you see the Wern as a product of a failed welfare state. You may even become jaded and prejudiced towards others with similar diagnoses to Lucas. This is avoidable by, as my fellow and highly learned Wernologist said in the above quote, taking an anthropological stance.
All important points. I wish I'd had this introduction to Wernology back when Lucas's exploits first came to my attention. I used to want to make sense of it all. Pointless and disappointing.

Wernology is robust enough as a subject that there is room for many theories. This is my personal approach:

(Tldr let's laugh at the tard, not make sense of him).

I am a distant stranger to Lucas Werner. I am curious about him, because I can laugh at him. His antics activate the same parts of my psyche that make me laugh at guys being hit in the balls.

Wernology is entertainment. It can not answer certain questions, nor should it. It supplies no meaningful "whens" or "whys,"and has a limited predictive value. It's more a matter of "what." What has the fat faggot objectively done now? What was he trying to accomplish, preferably in his own words? What was the hilarious outcome? Sometimes even: What is he going to do next? The "whys" are best left to Lucas. Many wonderful laughs there.

The goal Wernology isn't to make sense of Lucas, to see the future,or to know him (fuck him), so much as laugh at him.

Wiring every chuckle you can out of his misfortune. His failures with women are amusing, but with the perspective of the anecdote of him getting trolled by a girl he "loved" at age 6, they're some of the funniest shit ever. Then, when we listen to how he makes sense of it all, his whys (agephobia!) it's sublime. There's levels to this.

As we put his failures in context, we'll no doubt speculate about his inner state, and explain him by reference to his past. But that's not a matter of understanding his soul, just recognizing he has definite patterns in his behavior. These patterns often tempt me to "explain" Lucas. But I aspire to observe and laugh. These patterns, like Lucas's motivations, and beliefs, are just species of jokes to enjoy.

Werniology clarifies and articulates how contemptible and broken Lucas is, so we can chuckle.
 

WonderWino

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Lucas is an animal.

I deny his humanity.

He is an outcast primate, a scavenger of scraps, seeking to mate with human women.

Cousin to a chimpanzee, but less dignified. And competent. Some degenerate ape.


All important points. I wish I'd had this introduction to Wernology back when Lucas's exploits first came to my attention. I used to want to make sense of it all. Pointless and disappointing.

Wernology is robust enough as a subject that there is room for many theories. This is my personal approach:

(Tldr let's laugh at the tard, not make sense of him).

I am a distant stranger to Lucas Werner. I am curious about him, because I can laugh at him. His antics activate the same parts of my psyche that make me laugh at guys being hit in the balls.

Wernology is entertainment. It can not answer certain questions, nor should it. It supplies no meaningful "whens" or "whys,"and has a limited predictive value. It's more a matter of "what." What has the fat faggot objectively done now? What was he trying to accomplish, preferably in his own words? What was the hilarious outcome? Sometimes even: What is he going to do next? The "whys" are best left to Lucas. Many wonderful laughs there.

The goal Wernology isn't to make sense of Lucas, to see the future,or to know him (fuck him), so much as laugh at him.

Wiring every chuckle you can out of his misfortune. His failures with women are amusing, but with the perspective of the anecdote of him getting trolled by a girl he "loved" at age 6, they're some of the funniest shit ever. Then, when we listen to how he makes sense of it all, his whys (agephobia!) it's sublime. There's levels to this.

As we put his failures in context, we'll no doubt speculate about his inner state, and explain him by reference to his past. But that's not a matter of understanding his soul, just recognizing he has definite patterns in his behavior. These patterns often tempt me to "explain" Lucas. But I aspire to observe and laugh. These patterns, like Lucas's motivations, and beliefs, are just species of jokes to enjoy.

Werniology clarifies and articulates how contemptible and broken Lucas is, so we can chuckle.
.....When I read that all I could think about what lucas going on some chimpanzee like chimpout after not getting what he wants, then suddenly, revealing lucas to be the subject of an animal planet documentary, a camera suddenly starts slowly panning out until the scene shifts to trump sitting in the oval office watching lucas on the tv. He then turns to a nearby secret service agent and says 'Damn. The gorilla channel really isn't what it used to be' and changes the channel
 

darkwingosonichugorl

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He literally cannot tell when someone is making fun of him. People have openly made fun of him in comments and on podcasts (even before his most recent one) and he doesn't get it, he thinks they're being genuinely nice and curious at face value but then, on the flipside, he'll take people who comment on his IG posts with something entirely and completely benign and flip his shit, accusing them of attacking him or making fun of him.
This is the one big thing with Lucas that holds him back from elite lolcows to me. I really do not understand his logic when it comes to talking with others. It's not as simple as he only talks to people he thinks can get him zoomer puss, or people that you'd think would be mocking him or not. There's something mental with Lucas that is puzzling, and quite sad. I think if Lucas ever had a true friend at this point that could somehow tolerate him, he would randomly ignore him/her out of paranoia or whatever.
 

AbraCadaver

Mental health awareness, depression, giant shrimp.
True & Honest Fan
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What if Lucas won the Powerball?
He’d buy a car, flatbill clothing, a nice flat and all the other shite he decries in others. He’d try to entice women with his myriad of credit cards and lobster dinners.

And yes, he’d get swindled by catfish because no woman, no matter how desperate, would stay near him for more than a few hours. He’s just so barking mad and wretched, even sugar babies looking for a few gucci purses and some lip injections out of the deal would find the effort not worth it...especially since he would be gung ho about putting a baby in her.

No gold digger wants to filled with, and later saddled with, lunatic spawn. They want an older nice rich man, who will take them to fancy dinners and be polite, and buy them all sorts of rubbish, and then if they have to put out, that’s just the deal.

Lucas wouldn’t buy a sugar baby anything because he’s a selfish prick. And he’s so loudly upfront about his desire to impregnate a woman as soon as possible and create his ideal fuck-princess daughter, the most dire straits girl would run. Any woman who wants his money would soon figure out she could string him along and scam him from a distance.

So I picture him, best case scenario, dying alone in a large flat full of rotting takeaway, stupid trappings he bought to feather his nest and attract a mate, and a lot of rancid schizo jizz strewn about the premises like confetti at New Year’s.
 

WonderWino

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He’d buy a car, flatbill clothing, a nice flat and all the other shite he decries in others. He’d try to entice women with his myriad of credit cards and lobster dinners.

And yes, he’d get swindled by catfish because no woman, no matter how desperate, would stay near him for more than a few hours. He’s just so barking mad and wretched, even sugar babies looking for a few gucci purses and some lip injections out of the deal would find the effort not worth it...especially since he would be gung ho about putting a baby in her.

No gold digger wants to filled with, and later saddled with, lunatic spawn. They want an older nice rich man, who will take them to fancy dinners and be polite, and buy them all sorts of rubbish, and then if they have to put out, that’s just the deal.

Lucas wouldn’t buy a sugar baby anything because he’s a selfish prick. And he’s so loudly upfront about his desire to impregnate a woman as soon as possible and create his ideal fuck-princess daughter, the most dire straits girl would run. Any woman who wants his money would soon figure out she could string him along and scam him from a distance.

So I picture him, best case scenario, dying alone in a large flat full of rotting takeaway, stupid trappings he bought to feather his nest and attract a mate, and a lot of rancid schizo jizz strewn about the premises like confetti at New Year’s.
In other words he'd be like 90% of the idiots who win the lottery and end up broke in a year or two because they got stupid with the money

The best part is he'd buy a shit ton of stuff with it for his new house and when the money ran out he'd get kicked out and have to abandon everything like he did with his board games

His inevitable fate can be summed up in one simple phrase;

Wern. Wern never changes
 

AbraCadaver

Mental health awareness, depression, giant shrimp.
True & Honest Fan
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In other words he'd be like 90% of the idiots who win the lottery and end up broke in a year or two because they got stupid with the money

The best part is he'd buy a shit ton of stuff with it for his new house and when the money ran out he'd get kicked out and have to abandon everything like he did with his board games

His inevitable fate can be summed up in one simple phrase;

Wern. Wern never changes
Absolutely, he’d spend it all on ephemeral things like overpriced food and weed and booze, instead of putting into things that might accrue value, or at least that he can use for a long time.

I’m willing to bet a portion of it would end up in some scarred-for-life prozzie’s pocket. Hope she can afford anal reconstructive surgery after being assaulted by Werner’s dirty calloused fist.

The rest would go to stupid toys and baubles, a flashy car he can’t drive, a flat, and a frankly stunning number of catfish who will show their tits on camera as a sign of good faith so long as he can Paypal them money to do _______ with before they fly out to get impregnated with a mentally ill man’s sperm, promise!

Wern has no concept of money or saving, he would definitely drop a couple grand on a soon-to-be teen bride, if he were horny enough. He’d do it over and over because in his childish mind, a million dollars might as well be fifty trillion dollars...a bottomless well from which money can be drawn forever.

He’d be dead broke within a year.