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Your trolling plans probably suck. Before you break the law to piss Werner off, read this:​
Null said:
I don't know what the fuck is going on in this thread and I don't want to know, but friendly reminder:

Lolcow LLC is an American limited liability company and I will surrender all pertinent user information upon court order. Cheers.
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This is Lucas Werner, a 37 year old, homeless liberal atheist that is a huge supporter of Bernie Sanders.

What exactly qualifies this man as a horrowcow?​
  • Werner has an obsession with wanting to bang millennial (preferably 18-30, though he has no qualms about 16 year olds) chicks
  • He is an unmedicated schizo that is wandering around the city of Spokane, Washington leaving creepy notes and types of foods that would most likely attract college students and young people
  • He has proven to have a bit of a violent person, there is a document about a domestic violence case with his former girlfriend
  • He is a spergy and almost euphoric atheist, though he takes it to the extreme
  • He gets repeatedly catfished. The main people that have catfished him are @QueenBurritoSupreme and @SheWolfOfWA
I will let these screenshots speak for themselves;
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Here are some links of Lucas's;

Main Facebook
Second Facebook
Third Facebook
Fourth Facebook
His "Company"
Youtube
Google+
OkCupid (inactive)
OkCupid (active)
Discussion of him on Tickld
QUICK Meme
Couch Surfing
PoetryPoem
A Blog Post by His Mom

Also special thanks to @The Hysterical Imam for providing lots of information about Lucas, he has ran in his circles in the past.

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