Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

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I've been meaning to make this thread for months, she's one of my favourite lolcows from the other farms.
Her instagram is the current source of most of her stuff, it's currently private, but I don't know how accepting of new followers she is.

Okay, Luna Slater is a 20 year old heroin addict that lives with her gross-ass 35 year old boyfriend

He was her Mothers valium dealer, and like a true gentleman he waited for her to turn 18 before banging her.

He introduced her to heroin and now she lives this grimy heroin chic lifestyle. I've heard estimations that she spends approx $100 a day on heroin. I think she's on disability for something, she also has a prescription of some kind that she sells to people.

Her house is the grimiest thing I've EVER seen.

Thats her spare bedroom...


Look in the background, all of those orange things are used needles.

Cigarette butts in the carpet and grime everywhere. Ew. They also have three cats that look so greasy and unkempt.

A while ago she had a drug tumblr where she glamourised her totally cool heroin lifestyle - there are pictures of needles in peoples arms in the next spoiler:


Other than that, she's a typical junkie. She regularly "finds" things, which is her way of saying its stolen

Often she manages to e-beg money/stuff from her friends and family, she has a couple of friends she uses for free dinners and shopping trips. She also has a dad and grandad that spoil her:

Those crappy slippers were like $60 IIRC - she's also been given a laptop and a tablet by somebody.

Yet she constantly begs for more. Not even the food banks are good enough for her:

Those are the words of someone who's never truly gone hungry. Boo hoo, your cereals stale, if you want better food, buy it instead of heroin. Hell, lay off the fucking cereal:

She's also an ~artiste, who paints and writes dumbass poems.





EDIT: I forgot about her boyfriend Matthew, or as everyone likes to call him, Chief Areola.

He's really fucking creepy, after getting Facebook last year he's been mass adding random attractive women, including several people on I wont go into that much detail because it's all in the most recent thread which i linked up at the top. Dude looks fucking PSYCHO tho and I will share hilarious pictures of him for the sake of it :lol:.

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Pretty good, it doesn't seem!
What is with the huge heroin culture on tumblr? Like it seems the drug crowd is huge over there and they're way into glorifying and making drugs seem like some kind of john green novel. it's kinda sad. that aside, her boyfriend looks like a more stretched out version of ninja from die antwoord with hair and I kind of hate it.

she looks like shes trying really hard to imitate that "sad girl" style you see a lot on tumblr and just is failing? liking hello kitty and trying to be 'kawaii' doesnt stop you from being a druggie like...really
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Say no 2 hugs

Can I keep his head for a souvenir?
Aren't drugs supposed to make you skinny?
Heroin has a tendency to make people crave sugar.

She was a bit heavier before the current lifestyle came into play. She also looked happier.

On a lighter note I kind of dig her drawings.

Edit to add: her boyfriend likes succulent breasts. Facebook is so educational.
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I'm here for the juice, baby.
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Veiny dicks are disgusting.

I wonder if he can inject heroin into it.
Isn't that like the last bastion of all heroin addicts? I remember seeing some documentary (or something along those lines) of some Russian drug addict that had ruined so many other veins the only other place he could inject was his dick.


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Like others said, if she's using heroin then there's nothing stopping her appetite. It can even make you hungrier, almost like weed munchies. If she's using meth/crack then it would be pretty weird for her to weigh so much.

I don't really see her as an lolcow. She's a common junkie and if you live in a city, they are everywhere. Has she actually done anything noteworthy or interesting?

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