Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

[TL 611]

I've been meaning to make this thread for months, she's one of my favourite lolcows from the other farms.
Her instagram is the current source of most of her stuff, it's currently private, but I don't know how accepting of new followers she is.

Okay, Luna Slater is a 20 year old heroin addict that lives with her gross-ass 35 year old boyfriend

He was her Mothers valium dealer, and like a true gentleman he waited for her to turn 18 before banging her.

He introduced her to heroin and now she lives this grimy heroin chic lifestyle. I've heard estimations that she spends approx $100 a day on heroin. I think she's on disability for something, she also has a prescription of some kind that she sells to people.

Her house is the grimiest thing I've EVER seen.

Spoiler: grime

Thats her spare bedroom...

Look in the background, all of those orange things are used needles.

Cigarette butts in the carpet and grime everywhere. Ew. They also have three cats that look so greasy and unkempt.

A while ago she had a drug tumblr where she glamourised her totally cool heroin lifestyle - there are pictures of needles in peoples arms in the next spoiler:

Spoiler: gahhh I'm too squeamish for this shit

Other than that, she's a typical junkie. She regularly "finds" things, which is her way of saying its stolen

Often she manages to e-beg money/stuff from her friends and family, she has a couple of friends she uses for free dinners and shopping trips. She also has a dad and grandad that spoil her:

Those crappy slippers were like $60 IIRC - she's also been given a laptop and a tablet by somebody.

Yet she constantly begs for more. Not even the food banks are good enough for her:

Those are the words of someone who's never truly gone hungry. Boo hoo, your cereals stale, if you want better food, buy it instead of heroin. Hell, lay off the fucking cereal:

She's also an ~artiste, who paints and writes dumbass poems.

Spoiler: artwork

THESE TWO WERE COMMISSIONS. PEOPLE PAID MONEY FOR THEM.

EDIT: I forgot about her boyfriend Matthew, or as everyone likes to call him, Chief Areola.

He's really fucking creepy, after getting Facebook last year he's been mass adding random attractive women, including several people on lolcow.farm. I wont go into that much detail because it's all in the most recent thread which i linked up at the top. Dude looks fucking PSYCHO tho and I will share hilarious pictures of him for the sake of it .

Spoiler: dicks and gross shit in here

Spoiler: previous usernames and URLs

courtesy of @John Webster:
Previous usernames:
funeral1996
rotten2thecore1996
angelhair1996
funeralhome420
howl1996
junkhun
lilcherub1996
lunaangel1996
lunakitten1996
junkfuck
saferthanheav3n
luna s. rose

URLs
Instagram https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996/ Private.
Tumblr https://rotten2thecore1996.tumblr.com/ Active.
Tumblr 2https://angelhair1996.tumblr.com Abandoned.
Tumblr 3 https://funeral1996.tumblr.com/ Deleted.
Facebook https://www.facebook.com/luna.s.rose Active
Etsy https://www.etsy.com/ca/people/funeral1996 Active
Etsy 2 https://www.etsy.com/people/lookmomnohead Abandoned.
Twitter https://twitter.com/funeral1996?lang=en Active.
Twitter 2 https://twitter.com/lilcherub1996?lang=en Abandoned.
Depop https://www.depop.com/howl1996/ Abandoned.
The Pulp Girls Flicker page https://www.flickr.com/photos/thepulpgirls/ Abandoned.
Encyclopedia Dramatica mention. https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Peter_Callan#Luna_Slater

Current social media:
Instagram https://www.instagram.com/funeral1996/ Private.
Tumblr https://rotten2thecore1996.tumblr.com/ Active.

 

[PolexiaAphrodisia]

I can smell that house from here, godDAMN.

Everything about this girl is gross, but what sets her apart from the hundreds of other white trash junkie filthy girls on IG?

Besides the frightening curve of her boyfriend's dick of course

 

[Elysian]

Jesus fucking Christ, her boyfriend looks like something out of a Junji Ito manga.

 

[PittsburghDK]

Aren't drugs supposed to make you skinny?

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

She's got kind of a pretty face but the body of a trainee Slaton Sister.

And yeah, how the fuck does she manage to get fat while on heroin?

 

[TL 611]

While the farms was down she opened a public tumblr. It's full of stupid Kurt Cobain shit, but occasionally she posts really sad (boring) shit when she's dopesick

Her first tumblr post:

more "poetry"?

tho

 

[widowspiderling]

What is with the huge heroin culture on tumblr? Like it seems the drug crowd is huge over there and they're way into glorifying and making drugs seem like some kind of john green novel. it's kinda sad. that aside, her boyfriend looks like a more stretched out version of ninja from die antwoord with hair and I kind of hate it.

Spoiler: lunas face(full size)

she looks like shes trying really hard to imitate that "sad girl" style you see a lot on tumblr and just is failing? liking hello kitty and trying to be 'kawaii' doesnt stop you from being a druggie like...really

 

[Rabbit Bones]

It's almost like being a fucking junkie is taxing on your health or something...

 

[aWermHasNoName]

Reminds me of julie

 

[Say no 2 hugs]

Aren't drugs supposed to make you skinny?

Heroin has a tendency to make people crave sugar.

She was a bit heavier before the current lifestyle came into play. She also looked happier.

On a lighter note I kind of dig her drawings.

Edit to add: her boyfriend likes succulent breasts. Facebook is so educational.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

I mean, she's got kind of a cute face but it's plastered in so much makeup you can never really tell.

What I've seen of her body is gross tho.

 

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Veiny dicks are disgusting.

I wonder if he can inject heroin into it.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Veiny dicks are disgusting.

I wonder if he can inject heroin into it.

Isn't that like the last bastion of all heroin addicts? I remember seeing some documentary (or something along those lines) of some Russian drug addict that had ruined so many other veins the only other place he could inject was his dick.

 

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

Isn't that like the last bastion of all heroin addicts? I remember seeing some documentary (or something along those lines) of some Russian drug addict that had ruined so many other veins the only other place he could inject was his dick.

Probably.

 

[Big Nasty]

Live like trash, die like trash.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

She's actually one of the most tragic cows I've seen here. Like, I genuinely wish she didn't have to be here. :/

 

[mdrop22]

Like others said, if she's using heroin then there's nothing stopping her appetite. It can even make you hungrier, almost like weed munchies. If she's using meth/crack then it would be pretty weird for her to weigh so much.

I don't really see her as an lolcow. She's a common junkie and if you live in a city, they are everywhere. Has she actually done anything noteworthy or interesting?

 

[grumbleBum]

I am highly fucking disappoint that the scaly creeper boyfriend has a NIN tattoo. You could wring him out and fry some chips.

 

[snailshell]

Damn, she is horrifying and sad all at once. I wish I hadn't looked at those needle pics.

 

[RK 672]

Does anyone know if the boyfriend has his own social media accounts (apart from Facebook)? He seems to use her Tumblr and other accounts to post stuff.