Gross Luna Slater / funeral1996 / rotten2thecore1996 / howl1996 / junkhun - Heroin Addict, Discount Courtney Love, fucking grimy

John Webster

You need a fidget spinner; you need to get fucked
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Following the ghoulish reveal of a truly radioactive anal cleft and wobbling cheeks, Luna found herself preyed on by memory. Fortunately, she was able to find enough distractions to carry on, keeping her spackled chin held high enough to take another series of selfies for her astoundingly successful business.

She reminisced, calling on the attention of an old friend.
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She performed the beloved act of photographing herself, bringing back an old favourite pose
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She acquired another pastel victim to yellow.
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She recycled an old selfie whilst blessing a follower with beauty advice.
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She bravely shared one of her insecurities while still in the spirit of interacting with her loyal fans.
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She gave a sneak peek of a new work in progress, later bequeathing a candid fact to a follower, committing yet another inestimable boon of kindness.
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She photographed herself before a heap of silent martyrs creating an encrusted backdrop of voiceless screams.
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She completed another drawing.
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Luna made a bizarre attempt to entice more customers.
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The Sadness found her and cast its shadow as she aired her familial woes.
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She complained about the trials she faces when conducting business.
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She had quite a productive day, however, she felt bleak and devoid of hope.
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She reached the end of her cyclical rumination, brought to tears at the memory of Tai.
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But she soon recovered.
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She felt hopeful, bless her.
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Ever the activist, she made a daring demand.
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Tweets.
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Rabbit Bones

He Rapes To Make That Money For His Family
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The kind of 'sex work' she does IS easy... for attractive women. For even passable women, honestly. If you're even a moderately attractive woman who is willing to put things in her holes on cam, men will pay you for shit. The problem is Luna looks HORRIFIC. And she doesn't seem to understand how to use filters or photoshop to try and lessen that horror.
 

Disgruntled Pupper

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Yes, Luna, something does have to give. Namely you have to give up your drug addiction. You're too old, lazy, and heavily addicted to be a working junkie.

On the one hand it's kind of cold no one will be straight with Luna and just flat out tell her no one will help her until she helps herself, but at the same time I see why they wouldn't. She's so caught up in her own fantasy she wouldn't listen and then they'd just be a big meanie villain just like her mom.
 

12 Inch Taint

no, fuck you, dad
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The kind of 'sex work' she does IS easy... for attractive women. For even passable women, honestly. If you're even a moderately attractive woman who is willing to put things in her holes on cam, men will pay you for shit. The problem is Luna looks HORRIFIC. And she doesn't seem to understand how to use filters or photoshop to try and lessen that horror.
Even quirky looking/unconventionally attractive women can do ok, but they either have great personalities that make them seem accessible, tremendous hustle, or both. Luna can't even do the bare minimum. No relevant tags on her tweets, she's on fetlife and can't be arsed to join a SW group and network. Hell, she joined the site and has done nothing there since. There are perverts out there into corpse play, Luna, theyre rare but they would totally pay someone who looks like an embalmed version of Tonetta for nudes and vids. But they're not gonna come find you, you've got to get off your hairy ass and go look for them.
 

sperginity

everything is terrible
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The kind of 'sex work' she does IS easy... for attractive women. For even passable women, honestly. If you're even a moderately attractive woman who is willing to put things in her holes on cam, men will pay you for shit. The problem is Luna looks HORRIFIC. And she doesn't seem to understand how to use filters or photoshop to try and lessen that horror.
it isn't easy for anyone emotionally. Even beautiful women who are just camming have horrible things said to them about their bodies or sexuality.
 

Cat Flatulence

Here to curiously psychoanalyse the exceptional
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it isn't easy for anyone emotionally. Even beautiful women who are just camming have horrible things said to them about their bodies or sexuality.
It's work that you have to put your feelings to one side for and no matter how much dignity you have, you gotta expect degradation of some sort.
Luna can't even put her emotions to one side when she can't play animal crossing to fix the device that malfunctioned or whatever happened to it.
Ridiculous. I wouldn't even call what she is doing sex work. It's not even camming really, she has a sparse selection of overpriced videos and literal grotty selfies.
She's not gagging on dick or getting her face smashed into bedframes.
 

Stupid Sexy Flanders

What do you think I'm wearing, stud?
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The people I've known who've done sex work were basically greedy, it was "easy money" and they saw working at McDonalds more degrading. I don't necessarily agree with that view, but either way I imagine that you'd have to be able to do some compartmentalising.

But yes, what Luna's doing is gross but on a scale on sex work it's not like she's working hard at it. Personally I think she should try to become a dominatrix as it would lead to some potential cow crossovers...
 

Cat Flatulence

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There's really no dignity in sex work, unless someone is doing it to feed their family, in which case their sacrifice is honorable.

The 1% of sex workers who are privileged thousand dollar escorts do not represent the other 99%, contrary to what modern feminism apparently likes to preach to young women now.
No there is no dignity in it, what i meant is if you yourself have plenty of dignity/believe you do you have to drop it all for SW, at least during the act.
I feel i am risking derailing the thread staying on this subject, one more thing though, i will be genuinely shocked if Luna ever goes out there and physically delivers sexual services in exchange for dope money.
It's like she can only use the internet as a starting point to find income. She could at least use craigslist to bag clients and take Lurch with her for safety reasons if she insists on using the internet for everything.
Twitter aint where it's at, evidently.
To quote someone else's post, she has fetlife, but she's not trying. Feel like starting a poll on what age Luna will realise cash doesn't just drop into your lap without any effort, and if she will even live to see that age.
 
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Android raptor

50% android, 50% raptor, 100% autistic
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I doubt Luna will ever become a full-blown prostitute unless things get extremely desperate. If nothing else she's way too lazy. As much as she ebegs and tries to get people to buy her gross porn, Lurch clearly hustles enough to keep their dope habit fed, her mom provides food and shelter, and her dad buys her random crap. She gets what she needs even without any income of her own.

If Lurch died or both parents kicked her out on the street shit might change, but as things are now I think it's just going to be more of the same.
 

Rabbit Bones

He Rapes To Make That Money For His Family
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it isn't easy for anyone emotionally. Even beautiful women who are just camming have horrible things said to them about their bodies or sexuality.
And? Women at shitty jobs everywhere have horrible things said to them about their bodies or sexuality. I worked at a gas station for a few months, and a shocking number of men a day felt entitled to say shit about my tits, or call me a bitch dyke when I told them I wasn't going to go out with them. When I was a telemarketer, I had guys say they'd buy stuff from me if I talked dirty to them and helped them get off. Men are gross pigs everywhere when they think they can get away with it (Not all men blah blah blah) so I don't know why some bitch flipping her tiddies out for money would be emotionally scarred that a dude said something rude or crude. At least most cam whores get paid well enough that it's worth it.
 

Stupid Sexy Flanders

What do you think I'm wearing, stud?
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Let's be real here - the reason Luna is crying over how hard sex work is isn't because she feels it's above her dignity. If she did, she would've closed down her social media years ago.

Luna literally thought she could just post some pictures of her flap-jack tits and nasty crack and cash in. To her surprise she found out that even perverts on the internet have some standards and now she's whining that she'll potentially have to hustle if she wants get any money flowing in from sex work.
 

AnOminous

I'm not mad at anyone, honest.
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Let's be real here - the reason Luna is crying over how hard sex work is isn't because she feels it's above her dignity. If she did, she would've closed down her social media years ago.

Luna literally thought she could just post some pictures of her flap-jack tits and nasty crack and cash in. To her surprise she found out that even perverts on the internet have some standards and now she's whining that she'll potentially have to hustle if she wants get any money flowing in from sex work.
She thinks she gets that hard dick money without taking any hard dicks? That gets you Netflix money. That's for middle class suburban chicks who just call themselves "sex workers" to get their Amazon gift list fulfilled. Heroin addict money means taking actual dicks.
 

mrspotatohead

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Didn't she say something about how she's "good at sex work, just not good at getting clients"

as if that isn't basically the hardest part of sex work? Also Luna, if your content was at all good, it would attract buyers.
 

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